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Dumbledore: Well, we are back on Jeopardy again. Right now, Harry is now in the lead with 3550 points, Hermione and Ron are tied with 3000. Our categories for today are Surprise Ending, Muggles, and Spells You Use During Times of Danger. We'll start with Ron first.
Ron: I'll take Spells for 200, please.
Dumbledore: What spell do you use for flowers to shoot out of your wand?
Harry: What is Orchidous?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Ron and Hermione look at him.
Harry: Mr. Olivander did that to Fleur's wand to test it.
Ron and Hermione: Ahhhhh.
Harry: I'll take Spells for 200, please.
Dumbledore: This spell is used as a banishing charm. It is personally Snape's favorite.
Hermione: What is Expelliarmus.
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: I'll take Spells for 400.
Dumbledore: This is Harry's personal favorite curse.
Harry: What is Funninculus?
Dumbledore: That is correct.
Harry: Spells for 500, please.
Dumbledore: This spell is used by Fred and George Weasley onto their Ton- tongue toffees.
Ron: What is the Engorgement charm?
Dumbledore: What is the actual spell?
Ron: Engorgio?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Ron: I'll take spells for 600, please.
Dumbledore: This spell is used in the dark, it is awfully good for spying on people.
Hermione: What is Lumos?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: I'll take spells for 800, please.
Dumbledore: The Ministry of Magic uses this spell quite a lot.
Ron: What is Stupefy?
Dumbledore: No.
Harry: What is Oblivate?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Harry: Ha! Your father works at the Ministry and you don't know. I'll take Spells for 1000, please.
Dumbledore: In Hogwarts, A History, Rowena Ravenclaw uses-
Hermione: What is Miragus?
Dumbledore: Er, correct.
Hermione: I'll take Muggles for 200, please.
Dumbledore: This Muggle-artifact is like an electronic stair.
Ron: What is an eslakator?
Dumbledore: No.
Harry: What is an escalator?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Harry: I'll take Muggles for 300, please.
Dumbledore: This Muggle sweet is my favorite candy.
Hermione: What is a lemon sherbert?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: I'll take Muggle for 500, please.
Dumbledore: This Muggle singer has recently starred in the Movie 'A Walk to Remember.'
Ron: Who is Sorceress Celicia Stone?
Dumbledore: No.
Ron: That's it, I'm not answering any more Muggle questions.
Hermione: Who is Mandy Moore?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: I'll take Muggles for 600.
Dumbledore: In a Muggle show, The Simpsons, what is the last name of Apu?
Harry: What is Nahasapatapeemepetilan?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Harry: I'll take Muggles for 800.
Dumbledore: This Muggle actor starred Malcohm in the Middle. He is considered very famous, and is known for his baby-face.
Hermione: Who is Frankie Muniz?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: I'll take Muggles for 1100.
Dumbledore: This Muggle claimed she was a psychic on a hotline, reading so- called tarot cards, and is now facing a large fine.
Ron: Sounds like Trelawney.
Harry: Who is Miss Cleo?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Harry: I'll take Muggles for 1300, please.
Dumbledore: This Muggle is being hated most in the entire world. On September 11, 2001, this man released a terrorist attack on the World Trade Center in America.
Ron: Who is Osama Bin Laden?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione and Harry stare at him.
Ron: They mentioned that at the Ministry of Magic. One of Dad's co-workers had a sister who died there.
Harry and Hermione: Oh.
Ron: I'll take Muggles for 1600, please.
Dumbledore: This Muggle item is considered "magical," but it is merely a black ball that uses water to make an answer float.
Hermione: What is a Magic 8-ball?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: I'll take…Surprise Ending for 300, please.
Dumbledore: This person was highly suspected of trying to get his hands on the Sorceror's Stone, but it turned out to be Professor Quirrel.
Ron: Who was Snape?
Dumbledore: Professor Snape, correct.
Ron: I'll take Surprise Ending for 500.
Dumbledore: This pet was highly suspected of being good, but it turns out he was evil.
Ron: Who was Scabbers?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Ron: Surprise Ending for 750, please.
Dumbledore: This animal was suspected of being evil, but it turns out he was anigamus, and good.
Harry: Who was er- Snuffles?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Harry: I'll take Surprise Ending for 1000, please.
Dumbledore: This person was found out to be impersonating "Mad-Eye" Moody.
Harry: Who is Bartemius Crouch?
Dumbledore: That is incorrect.
Hermione: Who is Bartemius Crouch jr.?"
Dumbledore: Correct. Now, we add the total points up. Hermione now is in the lead with a whopping 9,000 points. Harry follows with 6,600, and Ron is at the back with 3,900.
Ron: Lousy questions on Muggles.
Dumbledore: Now, it is time for our final question. Shall you risk all, or become the winner for today?
Harry, Hermione, and Ron take their pencils out.
Dumbledore: The question for today is; Who will die in book 7? You have 30 seconds to answer.
Jeopardy song starts playing
Ding ding ding ding ding ding dong, ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dong, Di-di-doo-doo-doo-di- doo. Wow, it took forever to write that, I actually have it to the real beats to the song
Dumbledore: All right, times up!
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Cliffhanger! Yay! I predict the next chapter is very short.
Dumbledore: Well, we are back on Jeopardy again. Right now, Harry is now in the lead with 3550 points, Hermione and Ron are tied with 3000. Our categories for today are Surprise Ending, Muggles, and Spells You Use During Times of Danger. We'll start with Ron first.
Ron: I'll take Spells for 200, please.
Dumbledore: What spell do you use for flowers to shoot out of your wand?
Harry: What is Orchidous?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Ron and Hermione look at him.
Harry: Mr. Olivander did that to Fleur's wand to test it.
Ron and Hermione: Ahhhhh.
Harry: I'll take Spells for 200, please.
Dumbledore: This spell is used as a banishing charm. It is personally Snape's favorite.
Hermione: What is Expelliarmus.
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: I'll take Spells for 400.
Dumbledore: This is Harry's personal favorite curse.
Harry: What is Funninculus?
Dumbledore: That is correct.
Harry: Spells for 500, please.
Dumbledore: This spell is used by Fred and George Weasley onto their Ton- tongue toffees.
Ron: What is the Engorgement charm?
Dumbledore: What is the actual spell?
Ron: Engorgio?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Ron: I'll take spells for 600, please.
Dumbledore: This spell is used in the dark, it is awfully good for spying on people.
Hermione: What is Lumos?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: I'll take spells for 800, please.
Dumbledore: The Ministry of Magic uses this spell quite a lot.
Ron: What is Stupefy?
Dumbledore: No.
Harry: What is Oblivate?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Harry: Ha! Your father works at the Ministry and you don't know. I'll take Spells for 1000, please.
Dumbledore: In Hogwarts, A History, Rowena Ravenclaw uses-
Hermione: What is Miragus?
Dumbledore: Er, correct.
Hermione: I'll take Muggles for 200, please.
Dumbledore: This Muggle-artifact is like an electronic stair.
Ron: What is an eslakator?
Dumbledore: No.
Harry: What is an escalator?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Harry: I'll take Muggles for 300, please.
Dumbledore: This Muggle sweet is my favorite candy.
Hermione: What is a lemon sherbert?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: I'll take Muggle for 500, please.
Dumbledore: This Muggle singer has recently starred in the Movie 'A Walk to Remember.'
Ron: Who is Sorceress Celicia Stone?
Dumbledore: No.
Ron: That's it, I'm not answering any more Muggle questions.
Hermione: Who is Mandy Moore?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: I'll take Muggles for 600.
Dumbledore: In a Muggle show, The Simpsons, what is the last name of Apu?
Harry: What is Nahasapatapeemepetilan?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Harry: I'll take Muggles for 800.
Dumbledore: This Muggle actor starred Malcohm in the Middle. He is considered very famous, and is known for his baby-face.
Hermione: Who is Frankie Muniz?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: I'll take Muggles for 1100.
Dumbledore: This Muggle claimed she was a psychic on a hotline, reading so- called tarot cards, and is now facing a large fine.
Ron: Sounds like Trelawney.
Harry: Who is Miss Cleo?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Harry: I'll take Muggles for 1300, please.
Dumbledore: This Muggle is being hated most in the entire world. On September 11, 2001, this man released a terrorist attack on the World Trade Center in America.
Ron: Who is Osama Bin Laden?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione and Harry stare at him.
Ron: They mentioned that at the Ministry of Magic. One of Dad's co-workers had a sister who died there.
Harry and Hermione: Oh.
Ron: I'll take Muggles for 1600, please.
Dumbledore: This Muggle item is considered "magical," but it is merely a black ball that uses water to make an answer float.
Hermione: What is a Magic 8-ball?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Hermione: I'll take…Surprise Ending for 300, please.
Dumbledore: This person was highly suspected of trying to get his hands on the Sorceror's Stone, but it turned out to be Professor Quirrel.
Ron: Who was Snape?
Dumbledore: Professor Snape, correct.
Ron: I'll take Surprise Ending for 500.
Dumbledore: This pet was highly suspected of being good, but it turns out he was evil.
Ron: Who was Scabbers?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Ron: Surprise Ending for 750, please.
Dumbledore: This animal was suspected of being evil, but it turns out he was anigamus, and good.
Harry: Who was er- Snuffles?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Harry: I'll take Surprise Ending for 1000, please.
Dumbledore: This person was found out to be impersonating "Mad-Eye" Moody.
Harry: Who is Bartemius Crouch?
Dumbledore: That is incorrect.
Hermione: Who is Bartemius Crouch jr.?"
Dumbledore: Correct. Now, we add the total points up. Hermione now is in the lead with a whopping 9,000 points. Harry follows with 6,600, and Ron is at the back with 3,900.
Ron: Lousy questions on Muggles.
Dumbledore: Now, it is time for our final question. Shall you risk all, or become the winner for today?
Harry, Hermione, and Ron take their pencils out.
Dumbledore: The question for today is; Who will die in book 7? You have 30 seconds to answer.
Jeopardy song starts playing
Ding ding ding ding ding ding dong, ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dong, Di-di-doo-doo-doo-di- doo. Wow, it took forever to write that, I actually have it to the real beats to the song
Dumbledore: All right, times up!
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Cliffhanger! Yay! I predict the next chapter is very short.