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Well, it is finally here! Part 2! The characters were voted from the reviews, yay!
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Dumbledore: Welcome to Jeopardy. Our three new contestants are here. Professor Trelawney was voted unanimously, along with two others. Sybill, tell us a bit about yourself. Once again, we need everyone to remember that we call people by only the first names here.
Sybill: Headmaster, I see death in your future. The Grim. It is coming closer to you, in the form of the Dark Lord-
Dumbledore: Er, yeah, okay. Now, as for our next contestant, Percy Weasley. Percy?
Percy: Hello, Professor Dumbledore. I am upset my little brother Ron did not win in the last round, but that will not stop me from coming here. I work in the Ministry of Magic. I have now been promoted once again, and now I am the same rank as the late Mr. Crouch. Unfortunately, everybody calls me Weatherby.
Dumbledore: Good for you, and our last guest, Sirius Black.
Audience: gasp
Trelawney: scream
Percy: Oh, Mum already told me about him being innocent of murder.
Sirius: I knew I shouldn't have let Lupin talk me into this.
Dumbledore: Yes, well, Sirius, tell me about yourself.
Sirius: I am Harry's godfather. I am accused of murdering Lily and James Potter, my best friends, by telling Voldemort where they lived. I was the best man at their wedding. My former friend Peter Pettigrew could transform into an animal, and he pretended to be Ron's pet rat. He was the actual person who was evil. In Harry's fourth year, he put Voldemort back into full power. I am still at large, and the Ministry of Magic is hunting me down.
Trelawey: The Grim! The Grim! I saw him outside! I think I'm going to die!
Sirius: gasp Trelawney still works at Hogwarts?
Dumbledore: Oh, put aside your differences, we are here to play Jeopardy. Our categories are: Save this Victim, Name this Wizard, and Where in the World is Professor Karkaroff (for whoever put this review, I changed McGonagall to Karkaroff)
Sirius: Er, do you think it is safe to tell Karkaroff's whereabouts?
Dumbledore: Of course! Sybill, we will start with you.
Trelawney: I'll take Name This Wizard for 200, please.
Dumbledore: This person's rabbit, Binky, died on October the 16th.
Percy: How are we supposed to know that?
Trelawney: Who is Lavender Brown?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Percy and Sirius stare at Trelawney
Trelawney: Lavender told me. I'll take Name This Wizard for 400, please.
Dumbledore: This Wizard family is known for their red hair.
Percy: Who are the Weasleys?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Percy: I'll take Name This Wizard for 600, please.
Dumbledore: This wizard was known for the downfall of Voldemort.
Sirius: Who was Harry Potter?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take Famous Wizards for 800, please.
Dumbledore: This wizard was attacked and locked into his own suitcase.
Sirius: Who is Mad-Eye Moody?
Dumbledore: Alastor Moody, correct.
Sirius: I'll take Famous Wizards for 1000, please.
Dumbledore: This wizard is known for his pale face-
Sirius: Who is Snape?
Dumbledore: You never let me finish. This wizard is known for his pale face and blonde hair. He has a son-
Percy: Who is Lucius Malfoy?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Percy: I'll take Name this Wizard for 1200, please.
Dumbledore: This wizard was known for her kind heart. A thousand years ago, she founded Hogwarts with her friends, Godric Gryffindor, Rowena R-
Percy: Who is Helga Hufflepuff?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Percy: I'll take Karkaroff for 100, please.
Dumbledore: Karkaroff originally lived in this country before Voldemort came back.
Sirius: Where is Bulgaria?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take Karkaroff for 300, please.
Dumbledore: Karkaroff first settled here, but ran off after his lunch when some Death Eaters came. Bon Appetite?
Percy: Where is France?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Percy: I'll take Karkaroff for 400, please.
Dumbledore: After going to France, Karkaroff came to this country. Known for the fatal attack it had on the Muggle world, September 11, 2-
Sirius: Where is Afghanistan?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take Karkaroff for 600, please.
Dumbledore: Karkaroff fled Afghanistan after a couple of radar scans throughout the mountains. After that, he came to this site, formerly famous for Japan's surprise attack, December 7, 1941.
Percy: Where is Pearl Harbor?
Dumbledore: I expected Hawaii, but I'll take that too.
Percy: I'll take Karkaroff for 800, please.
Dumbledore: This country was known for these famous cartoons: Card Captors, Sailor Moon, Pokemon, Digimon, and Ultraman. (Yes, I admit I used to watch these when I was 12. Happy now? Well, not Sailor Moon. That was when I was 7. Or Pokemon, that was when I was 10.)
Percy: Where is Japan!
everyone looks at him
Percy: Er… I know because… Fred and George watched it on Dad's Muggle tellemission?
Everyone: Right.
Percy: I'll take Karkaroff for 900, please.
Dumbledore: Karkaroff had then fled to this place. Here, the Deli Llama (please do not hurt me for spelling this wrong) is chosen by having a baby crawl and choose which object it had possessed in his past life. These people also drink Yak milk.
Audience: Ewwwwwww.
Trelawney: Where is Tibet?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Trelawney: I'll take Karkaroff for 1100.
Dumbledore: After Karkaroff left Tibet because he could not stand the conditions, he went to this place, which Tibet has been trying to leave. This country's largest city is Shanghai. Here, shie shie means thank you.
Sirius: Where is India?
Dumbledore: No, you idiot! I mean, I believe not.
Percy: Where is China?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Percy: I'll take Karkaroff for 1300, please.
Dumbledore: After Karkaroff had stayed in China, Death Eaters had found him. This time, he fled to the country where Dutch people come from.
Trelawney: I always wanted to know where Dutch people come from. I've been wanting to buy their shoes. It looks nice with my dangling jewelry.
Percy and Sirius: stare
Dumbledore: Anyone want to answer that?
Percy: Where are the Netherlands?
Dumbledore: No, that is not true. The Netherlands are where Peter Pan came from. You should know better than to watch too many cartoons, Percy. And to think I made you Head Boy.
Percy: But- but it is the Netherlands.
Dumbledore: Why, the Dutch people came from Dutchland, of course.
Cameraman: Er, sir, Dutch people did come from the Netherlands.
Dumbledore stares at the cameraman with disbelief
Cameraman: It says so here, page 114.
Dumbledore: Oh. I see. Well then, carry on.
Percy: I'll take Karkaroff for 1600, please.
Dumbledore: Karkaroff later fled from the Netherlands after Peter Pan destroyed Captain Hook and freed the Lost Boys from- what in the world? Well, Karkaroff later came to this country, where Horseshoe Falls, a part of Niagra Falls faces. This country-
Percy: Where is Canada?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Percy: I'll take Victim for 300, please.
Dumbledore: This person is now at Hogwarts. He was a former Death Eater.
Trelawney: Who is Professor Snape?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Trelawney: I'll take Victim for 500, please.
Dumbledore: I have recently given away the name of the location this victim is, and he doesn't know. In due time, You-Know-Who will have him killed.
Sirius: Who is Karkaroff?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take Victim for 800, please.
Dumbledore: And the answer is, Daily Double!
Sirius: I'll wager 500.
Dumbledore: Voldemort has been after this person since he was 16. This person was destined to be the best, and Voldemort wanted him dead.
Trelawney: The Grim! The Grim! That falls into place. It is Harry Potter!
Dumbledore: Unfortunately, that was a Daily Double and Sybill shouted out the answer. You will automatically get credit for that, while Trelawney will lose that much. Right now, Percy is in the lead with- whoa! With 8300. Sirius is following but not quite catching up with 1000. Trelawney is behind with 700. Oh, it looks like time, don't change the channel, we'll be right back!
Camera zooms away, and audience claos.
Well, it is finally here! Part 2! The characters were voted from the reviews, yay!
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Dumbledore: Welcome to Jeopardy. Our three new contestants are here. Professor Trelawney was voted unanimously, along with two others. Sybill, tell us a bit about yourself. Once again, we need everyone to remember that we call people by only the first names here.
Sybill: Headmaster, I see death in your future. The Grim. It is coming closer to you, in the form of the Dark Lord-
Dumbledore: Er, yeah, okay. Now, as for our next contestant, Percy Weasley. Percy?
Percy: Hello, Professor Dumbledore. I am upset my little brother Ron did not win in the last round, but that will not stop me from coming here. I work in the Ministry of Magic. I have now been promoted once again, and now I am the same rank as the late Mr. Crouch. Unfortunately, everybody calls me Weatherby.
Dumbledore: Good for you, and our last guest, Sirius Black.
Audience: gasp
Trelawney: scream
Percy: Oh, Mum already told me about him being innocent of murder.
Sirius: I knew I shouldn't have let Lupin talk me into this.
Dumbledore: Yes, well, Sirius, tell me about yourself.
Sirius: I am Harry's godfather. I am accused of murdering Lily and James Potter, my best friends, by telling Voldemort where they lived. I was the best man at their wedding. My former friend Peter Pettigrew could transform into an animal, and he pretended to be Ron's pet rat. He was the actual person who was evil. In Harry's fourth year, he put Voldemort back into full power. I am still at large, and the Ministry of Magic is hunting me down.
Trelawey: The Grim! The Grim! I saw him outside! I think I'm going to die!
Sirius: gasp Trelawney still works at Hogwarts?
Dumbledore: Oh, put aside your differences, we are here to play Jeopardy. Our categories are: Save this Victim, Name this Wizard, and Where in the World is Professor Karkaroff (for whoever put this review, I changed McGonagall to Karkaroff)
Sirius: Er, do you think it is safe to tell Karkaroff's whereabouts?
Dumbledore: Of course! Sybill, we will start with you.
Trelawney: I'll take Name This Wizard for 200, please.
Dumbledore: This person's rabbit, Binky, died on October the 16th.
Percy: How are we supposed to know that?
Trelawney: Who is Lavender Brown?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Percy and Sirius stare at Trelawney
Trelawney: Lavender told me. I'll take Name This Wizard for 400, please.
Dumbledore: This Wizard family is known for their red hair.
Percy: Who are the Weasleys?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Percy: I'll take Name This Wizard for 600, please.
Dumbledore: This wizard was known for the downfall of Voldemort.
Sirius: Who was Harry Potter?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take Famous Wizards for 800, please.
Dumbledore: This wizard was attacked and locked into his own suitcase.
Sirius: Who is Mad-Eye Moody?
Dumbledore: Alastor Moody, correct.
Sirius: I'll take Famous Wizards for 1000, please.
Dumbledore: This wizard is known for his pale face-
Sirius: Who is Snape?
Dumbledore: You never let me finish. This wizard is known for his pale face and blonde hair. He has a son-
Percy: Who is Lucius Malfoy?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Percy: I'll take Name this Wizard for 1200, please.
Dumbledore: This wizard was known for her kind heart. A thousand years ago, she founded Hogwarts with her friends, Godric Gryffindor, Rowena R-
Percy: Who is Helga Hufflepuff?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Percy: I'll take Karkaroff for 100, please.
Dumbledore: Karkaroff originally lived in this country before Voldemort came back.
Sirius: Where is Bulgaria?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take Karkaroff for 300, please.
Dumbledore: Karkaroff first settled here, but ran off after his lunch when some Death Eaters came. Bon Appetite?
Percy: Where is France?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Percy: I'll take Karkaroff for 400, please.
Dumbledore: After going to France, Karkaroff came to this country. Known for the fatal attack it had on the Muggle world, September 11, 2-
Sirius: Where is Afghanistan?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take Karkaroff for 600, please.
Dumbledore: Karkaroff fled Afghanistan after a couple of radar scans throughout the mountains. After that, he came to this site, formerly famous for Japan's surprise attack, December 7, 1941.
Percy: Where is Pearl Harbor?
Dumbledore: I expected Hawaii, but I'll take that too.
Percy: I'll take Karkaroff for 800, please.
Dumbledore: This country was known for these famous cartoons: Card Captors, Sailor Moon, Pokemon, Digimon, and Ultraman. (Yes, I admit I used to watch these when I was 12. Happy now? Well, not Sailor Moon. That was when I was 7. Or Pokemon, that was when I was 10.)
Percy: Where is Japan!
everyone looks at him
Percy: Er… I know because… Fred and George watched it on Dad's Muggle tellemission?
Everyone: Right.
Percy: I'll take Karkaroff for 900, please.
Dumbledore: Karkaroff had then fled to this place. Here, the Deli Llama (please do not hurt me for spelling this wrong) is chosen by having a baby crawl and choose which object it had possessed in his past life. These people also drink Yak milk.
Audience: Ewwwwwww.
Trelawney: Where is Tibet?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Trelawney: I'll take Karkaroff for 1100.
Dumbledore: After Karkaroff left Tibet because he could not stand the conditions, he went to this place, which Tibet has been trying to leave. This country's largest city is Shanghai. Here, shie shie means thank you.
Sirius: Where is India?
Dumbledore: No, you idiot! I mean, I believe not.
Percy: Where is China?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Percy: I'll take Karkaroff for 1300, please.
Dumbledore: After Karkaroff had stayed in China, Death Eaters had found him. This time, he fled to the country where Dutch people come from.
Trelawney: I always wanted to know where Dutch people come from. I've been wanting to buy their shoes. It looks nice with my dangling jewelry.
Percy and Sirius: stare
Dumbledore: Anyone want to answer that?
Percy: Where are the Netherlands?
Dumbledore: No, that is not true. The Netherlands are where Peter Pan came from. You should know better than to watch too many cartoons, Percy. And to think I made you Head Boy.
Percy: But- but it is the Netherlands.
Dumbledore: Why, the Dutch people came from Dutchland, of course.
Cameraman: Er, sir, Dutch people did come from the Netherlands.
Dumbledore stares at the cameraman with disbelief
Cameraman: It says so here, page 114.
Dumbledore: Oh. I see. Well then, carry on.
Percy: I'll take Karkaroff for 1600, please.
Dumbledore: Karkaroff later fled from the Netherlands after Peter Pan destroyed Captain Hook and freed the Lost Boys from- what in the world? Well, Karkaroff later came to this country, where Horseshoe Falls, a part of Niagra Falls faces. This country-
Percy: Where is Canada?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Percy: I'll take Victim for 300, please.
Dumbledore: This person is now at Hogwarts. He was a former Death Eater.
Trelawney: Who is Professor Snape?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Trelawney: I'll take Victim for 500, please.
Dumbledore: I have recently given away the name of the location this victim is, and he doesn't know. In due time, You-Know-Who will have him killed.
Sirius: Who is Karkaroff?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take Victim for 800, please.
Dumbledore: And the answer is, Daily Double!
Sirius: I'll wager 500.
Dumbledore: Voldemort has been after this person since he was 16. This person was destined to be the best, and Voldemort wanted him dead.
Trelawney: The Grim! The Grim! That falls into place. It is Harry Potter!
Dumbledore: Unfortunately, that was a Daily Double and Sybill shouted out the answer. You will automatically get credit for that, while Trelawney will lose that much. Right now, Percy is in the lead with- whoa! With 8300. Sirius is following but not quite catching up with 1000. Trelawney is behind with 700. Oh, it looks like time, don't change the channel, we'll be right back!
Camera zooms away, and audience claos.