Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, I myself would not dream of playing on
Jeopardy (which I do) I would dream of owning it. In other words, I do not
make any money from this.
Oh yes, and to Medrina the Weird (I hope I spelled it right) thank you for reviewing what I think is every chapter. I do in fact notice these things. She reviewed other stories, too. My record for reviews was 27 on Sorting Hat, I am trying to break that record. They were different people, too. Enough with me, it's the story you are waiting for, so scroll down…
and down….
And down…
and down….
Ok, that's good enough.
Dumbledore: All right, now we have new categories. They are 5 ways to torture a Muggle, What Azkaban Did, and Teenage Muggles. Percy is in the lead with 8300. Sirius is following but not quite catching up with 1000. Trelawney is behind with 700
Dumbledore: All right, Trelawney, let's start with you.
Trelawney: I'll take What Azkaban Did for 200, please.
Dumbledore: After escaping Azkaban, this man had a long black beard and matted unwashed hair. He constantly talked in his sleep.
Sirius: Who am I?
Dumbledore: Correct!
Sirius: I'll take Azkaban for 400, please.
Dumbledore: This 19 year old boy went to Azkaban. He is rumored to have died there, but in fact his mother switched places with him.
Sirius: Who is Bartemius Crouch jr!
Dumbledore: Correct.
Percy: No fair, this is your subject.
Sirius: Why do you care, you have 8300 galleons right now. That's like 5 generations of money to you Weasleys.
Percy: Do not make fun of my family.
Sirius: Big-head boy! Poor family! Four-eyes!
Percy: attacks Sirius
Dumbledore: 5 points from Gryffindor!
Percy: I don't go to school anymore.
Dumbledore: Maybe so, I never said that in my life. I felt like doing so. Well, continue.
Sirius: I'll take Azkaban for 500, please.
Dumbledore: This couple has been locked up in Azkaban. Supporters of Voldemort, they rather had gone to Azkaban then to deny they were with Voldemort.
Sirius: Who are the Lestrangles?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take Azkaban for 800.
Dumbledore: This is the amount of time it takes for an average person to die in Azkaban.
Sirius: What is shudder 5 weeks.
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take Azkaban for 1000.
Dumbledore: 4.
Sirius: What is… The number of people in each Azkaban prison cell?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take 5 ways to torture a Muggle for 200, please.
Dumbledore: 1. This way was almost guaranteed to kill a Muggle. If it didn't after the 15th time, it was at least known to cause great pain and torture.
Sirius: What is the Cruciatus Curse?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take 5 ways for 500.
Dumbledore: 2. This way was certain to make a Muggle woman embarrased, or maybe perhaps a man wearing a dress.
Trelawney: What is Wingardium Leviosa?
Dumbledore: Correct. As you know, they did that to the Rogers at the World Cup.
Trelawney: I'll take 5 ways for 700.
Dumbledore: 3. This way was known to drive many Muggles insane. Usually it made them believe they were forgetful or irresponsible. This always made them late for work.
Percy: What is the Shrinking Charm?
Dumbledore: Correct. This Charm was always done on keys so they would get new ones, therefore giving the wizard more profit.
Percy: I'll take 5 ways for 900, please.
Dumbledore: 4. This way could not only get a Muggle fired from his job, it was also known to send traumatized Muggles to a shrink.
Percy: What is the Imperious Curse?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Percy: I'll take 5 ways for 1100, please.
Dumbledore: 5. This way was probably mostly used as pranks by Fred and George. They had called them Canary Creams.
Percy: What is a Canary Transfiguration Charm.
Dumbledore: Correct.
Percy: I'll take Teenage Muggles for 200.
Dumbledore: In the movie "Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone," teenage girls went crazy over this 'gorgeous' blonde boy.
Percy: Who his Tom Felton?
Trelawney and Sirius: stare
Percy: So what? I do enjoy a bit of leisure time. I'll take Teenage Muggles for 400.
Dumbledore: Teenage girls who want to get on the movie always want these two parts.
Sirius: Who is that girl Harry likes, and that veela?
Dumbledore: Cho and Fleur, correct.
Sirius: So that's the girl who Harry likes. thinking of ways to blackmail his godson I'll take Teenage Muggles for 500, please.
Dumbledore: This is one of the most popular bands Teenage Muggles like.
Percy: Who is N*Sync?
Dumbledore: No.
Percy: Who Alicia Keys?
Dumbledore: No.
Percy: Who is Baha Men?
Dumbledore: Still no.
Percy: exasperated Who is A*Teens?
Dumbledore: No.
silence
Dumbledore: The correct answer is, Who are the Beatles.
Cameraman: Er, I think that question is a bit outdated.
Dumbledore: I don't think so.
Percy: I'll take Teenage Muggles for 600.
Dumbledore: This girl started her career at age 17 as a singer. Her first song was "Drive Me Crazy" and now she is considered a terrible example to many.
Percy: Who is Britney Spears?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Percy: I think she looks really nice.
Dumbledore: I don't know, I never saw her.
Buzzer sounds.
Dumbledore: Well, looks like the time is up! Percy is still in the lead with 9800, Sirius with 4500, and Trelawney as the caboose with 1200.
Sorry this chapter took so long to post, I had it written on Saturday until the part of the tallies which was the last line, but yesterday my mom wanted me to go to her workplace because it "helps" when I grow up, though I do not want to be a manager of a store nobody has heard about, it is so boring. I do want to be a humor writer though…
Note*- I did not get the part about Dutchland from Friends, I had no idea where they came from either. I had to look it up in the dictionary because I thought they came from Holland, and I just wrote what I would have said. Hey, I'm only 13. What do you expect me to be, a genius?
Oh yes, and to Medrina the Weird (I hope I spelled it right) thank you for reviewing what I think is every chapter. I do in fact notice these things. She reviewed other stories, too. My record for reviews was 27 on Sorting Hat, I am trying to break that record. They were different people, too. Enough with me, it's the story you are waiting for, so scroll down…
and down….
And down…
and down….
Ok, that's good enough.
Dumbledore: All right, now we have new categories. They are 5 ways to torture a Muggle, What Azkaban Did, and Teenage Muggles. Percy is in the lead with 8300. Sirius is following but not quite catching up with 1000. Trelawney is behind with 700
Dumbledore: All right, Trelawney, let's start with you.
Trelawney: I'll take What Azkaban Did for 200, please.
Dumbledore: After escaping Azkaban, this man had a long black beard and matted unwashed hair. He constantly talked in his sleep.
Sirius: Who am I?
Dumbledore: Correct!
Sirius: I'll take Azkaban for 400, please.
Dumbledore: This 19 year old boy went to Azkaban. He is rumored to have died there, but in fact his mother switched places with him.
Sirius: Who is Bartemius Crouch jr!
Dumbledore: Correct.
Percy: No fair, this is your subject.
Sirius: Why do you care, you have 8300 galleons right now. That's like 5 generations of money to you Weasleys.
Percy: Do not make fun of my family.
Sirius: Big-head boy! Poor family! Four-eyes!
Percy: attacks Sirius
Dumbledore: 5 points from Gryffindor!
Percy: I don't go to school anymore.
Dumbledore: Maybe so, I never said that in my life. I felt like doing so. Well, continue.
Sirius: I'll take Azkaban for 500, please.
Dumbledore: This couple has been locked up in Azkaban. Supporters of Voldemort, they rather had gone to Azkaban then to deny they were with Voldemort.
Sirius: Who are the Lestrangles?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take Azkaban for 800.
Dumbledore: This is the amount of time it takes for an average person to die in Azkaban.
Sirius: What is shudder 5 weeks.
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take Azkaban for 1000.
Dumbledore: 4.
Sirius: What is… The number of people in each Azkaban prison cell?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take 5 ways to torture a Muggle for 200, please.
Dumbledore: 1. This way was almost guaranteed to kill a Muggle. If it didn't after the 15th time, it was at least known to cause great pain and torture.
Sirius: What is the Cruciatus Curse?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take 5 ways for 500.
Dumbledore: 2. This way was certain to make a Muggle woman embarrased, or maybe perhaps a man wearing a dress.
Trelawney: What is Wingardium Leviosa?
Dumbledore: Correct. As you know, they did that to the Rogers at the World Cup.
Trelawney: I'll take 5 ways for 700.
Dumbledore: 3. This way was known to drive many Muggles insane. Usually it made them believe they were forgetful or irresponsible. This always made them late for work.
Percy: What is the Shrinking Charm?
Dumbledore: Correct. This Charm was always done on keys so they would get new ones, therefore giving the wizard more profit.
Percy: I'll take 5 ways for 900, please.
Dumbledore: 4. This way could not only get a Muggle fired from his job, it was also known to send traumatized Muggles to a shrink.
Percy: What is the Imperious Curse?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Percy: I'll take 5 ways for 1100, please.
Dumbledore: 5. This way was probably mostly used as pranks by Fred and George. They had called them Canary Creams.
Percy: What is a Canary Transfiguration Charm.
Dumbledore: Correct.
Percy: I'll take Teenage Muggles for 200.
Dumbledore: In the movie "Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone," teenage girls went crazy over this 'gorgeous' blonde boy.
Percy: Who his Tom Felton?
Trelawney and Sirius: stare
Percy: So what? I do enjoy a bit of leisure time. I'll take Teenage Muggles for 400.
Dumbledore: Teenage girls who want to get on the movie always want these two parts.
Sirius: Who is that girl Harry likes, and that veela?
Dumbledore: Cho and Fleur, correct.
Sirius: So that's the girl who Harry likes. thinking of ways to blackmail his godson I'll take Teenage Muggles for 500, please.
Dumbledore: This is one of the most popular bands Teenage Muggles like.
Percy: Who is N*Sync?
Dumbledore: No.
Percy: Who Alicia Keys?
Dumbledore: No.
Percy: Who is Baha Men?
Dumbledore: Still no.
Percy: exasperated Who is A*Teens?
Dumbledore: No.
silence
Dumbledore: The correct answer is, Who are the Beatles.
Cameraman: Er, I think that question is a bit outdated.
Dumbledore: I don't think so.
Percy: I'll take Teenage Muggles for 600.
Dumbledore: This girl started her career at age 17 as a singer. Her first song was "Drive Me Crazy" and now she is considered a terrible example to many.
Percy: Who is Britney Spears?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Percy: I think she looks really nice.
Dumbledore: I don't know, I never saw her.
Buzzer sounds.
Dumbledore: Well, looks like the time is up! Percy is still in the lead with 9800, Sirius with 4500, and Trelawney as the caboose with 1200.
Sorry this chapter took so long to post, I had it written on Saturday until the part of the tallies which was the last line, but yesterday my mom wanted me to go to her workplace because it "helps" when I grow up, though I do not want to be a manager of a store nobody has heard about, it is so boring. I do want to be a humor writer though…
Note*- I did not get the part about Dutchland from Friends, I had no idea where they came from either. I had to look it up in the dictionary because I thought they came from Holland, and I just wrote what I would have said. Hey, I'm only 13. What do you expect me to be, a genius?