Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. Mrs. Murray a.k.a J.K. Rowling wrote
it. Now she has writer's block. Her 5th book won't be out this year. Pity.
By the way, I am shocked that she got married. WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED? I didn't know until my friend told me at school today, 5-29-02.
Replies to reviews: The part about McGonagall and the Marauder's ages were true. Dumbledore was 150, McGonagall was 72, and Snape was 36. That is why Dumbledore/McGonagall love stories make me puke. The marriages were not true. (aw) and yes I was born in August, peridot is my gemstone. Oh and yes, I was born in Scotland. My mother told me that they only served haggis in the hospitals. (ew) I am also one of the most devoted Harry Potter fans; who else would research her wedding?
Dumbledore: Well, we are back. Percy has 10,000, Sirius follows with 7,500, and Trelawney with 5600. Our category is the Weasley's Inter-family Relationships!
Percy: Please tell me it is between arguments.
Dumbledore: These are all based on fictions written by other authors. Our question for today is: Name all the Weasley couples written in fanfics! You have 30 seconds, good luck!
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dong, ding ding ding ding ding, di-di-di- di-di ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dong, do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Dumbledore: Time's up! Now, remember these are only fanfics. Our god, Joanne Rowling does not write this. Now, let us see Trelawney first.
Trelawney flips paper over Ginny/Ron, Molly/Arthur, Fred/George, Bill/Charlie
Dumbledore: I'm sorry, you missed some. How much did you wager?
Trelawney flips another paper over 2000.
Dumbledore: Well, that leaves you with 3600. Now, Sirius, let us see your paper.
Sirius flips paper over Ginny/Ron, Molly/Arthur, Bill/Charlie, Fred/George, Percy/Ginny, Ginny/Molly.
Dumbledore: That is correct!
Percy: choke
Dumbledore: Let's see… you wagered 5000, giving you a total of 12,500! Now, let's see Percy.
Percy flips paper over: Mum/Dad.
Dumbledore: Unfortunately, you missed a lot! How much did you wager?
Percy flips paper over: 4000.
Dumbledore: Well, that leaves you with 6000. Sirius is our winner with 12,500!
Sirius: Yes!
Trelawney: I had seen that portrayed in the future, Headmaster.
Percy: That wasn't fair! You insulted my family!
Dumbledore: Well, Percy, you still got 6000 galleons. That is enough to last your family a lifetime.
Percy: That's good.
Dumbledore: And Trelawney gets the booby prize of 3,600. Not too bad. See you next time on Jeopardy!
contestants step down from stage. Harry and Hermione hug Sirius. Ron and the other 7 Weasleys hug Percy, and then Mr. Weasley goes to Dumbledore and complains about the last question. Trelawney comes to sit, but the other teachers move away from her
Well, that's the end. If I make more, don't bother trying to check every day, it'll probably be next month before I make a new one. I haven't said this, but Review! Thank you, thank you! takes a bow Free haggis giveaway, just go out your door to the left. Good day!
P.S. If you think the Weasley stuff was gross, so did I. People told me to chose that in my reviews.
After this I predict I shall suffer weeks of writer's block, but this Will be continued.
Omigod omigod omigod, I was searching Harry Potter and just hit the jackpot. I found Professor Flitwick's first name! And it is real because I was looking up Mark Williams (Mr. Weasley) and it said Warwick plays Flitwick! Professor Filius Flitwick! Omigod omigod omigod!
By the way, I am shocked that she got married. WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED? I didn't know until my friend told me at school today, 5-29-02.
Replies to reviews: The part about McGonagall and the Marauder's ages were true. Dumbledore was 150, McGonagall was 72, and Snape was 36. That is why Dumbledore/McGonagall love stories make me puke. The marriages were not true. (aw) and yes I was born in August, peridot is my gemstone. Oh and yes, I was born in Scotland. My mother told me that they only served haggis in the hospitals. (ew) I am also one of the most devoted Harry Potter fans; who else would research her wedding?
Dumbledore: Well, we are back. Percy has 10,000, Sirius follows with 7,500, and Trelawney with 5600. Our category is the Weasley's Inter-family Relationships!
Percy: Please tell me it is between arguments.
Dumbledore: These are all based on fictions written by other authors. Our question for today is: Name all the Weasley couples written in fanfics! You have 30 seconds, good luck!
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dong, ding ding ding ding ding, di-di-di- di-di ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dong, do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Dumbledore: Time's up! Now, remember these are only fanfics. Our god, Joanne Rowling does not write this. Now, let us see Trelawney first.
Trelawney flips paper over Ginny/Ron, Molly/Arthur, Fred/George, Bill/Charlie
Dumbledore: I'm sorry, you missed some. How much did you wager?
Trelawney flips another paper over 2000.
Dumbledore: Well, that leaves you with 3600. Now, Sirius, let us see your paper.
Sirius flips paper over Ginny/Ron, Molly/Arthur, Bill/Charlie, Fred/George, Percy/Ginny, Ginny/Molly.
Dumbledore: That is correct!
Percy: choke
Dumbledore: Let's see… you wagered 5000, giving you a total of 12,500! Now, let's see Percy.
Percy flips paper over: Mum/Dad.
Dumbledore: Unfortunately, you missed a lot! How much did you wager?
Percy flips paper over: 4000.
Dumbledore: Well, that leaves you with 6000. Sirius is our winner with 12,500!
Sirius: Yes!
Trelawney: I had seen that portrayed in the future, Headmaster.
Percy: That wasn't fair! You insulted my family!
Dumbledore: Well, Percy, you still got 6000 galleons. That is enough to last your family a lifetime.
Percy: That's good.
Dumbledore: And Trelawney gets the booby prize of 3,600. Not too bad. See you next time on Jeopardy!
contestants step down from stage. Harry and Hermione hug Sirius. Ron and the other 7 Weasleys hug Percy, and then Mr. Weasley goes to Dumbledore and complains about the last question. Trelawney comes to sit, but the other teachers move away from her
Well, that's the end. If I make more, don't bother trying to check every day, it'll probably be next month before I make a new one. I haven't said this, but Review! Thank you, thank you! takes a bow Free haggis giveaway, just go out your door to the left. Good day!
P.S. If you think the Weasley stuff was gross, so did I. People told me to chose that in my reviews.
After this I predict I shall suffer weeks of writer's block, but this Will be continued.
Omigod omigod omigod, I was searching Harry Potter and just hit the jackpot. I found Professor Flitwick's first name! And it is real because I was looking up Mark Williams (Mr. Weasley) and it said Warwick plays Flitwick! Professor Filius Flitwick! Omigod omigod omigod!