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************ Dumbledore: Amos Diggory has 570 points, followed by Sirius Black with 530, tagging as a caboose is Lucius Malfoy with 160 points. Surprise, surprise. Now, the categories for today are Karkaroff's Coffin, Muggle Movies, and Fanfics About Yourselves. We'll start with Lucius Malfoy. Lucius?
Lucius: I'll take Karkaroff's Coffin for 200, please.
Dumbledore: Sorrowfully, after my last location giveaway, Voldemort's supporters finally caught up to Karkaroff and killed him. However, during his funeral, he was put in a plane and flown over this state, where the American Civil War battle of Gettysburg was fought.
Sirius: Where is Pennsylvania?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take Karkaroff's Coffin for 400.
Dumbledore: Karkaroff's plane finally landed here, on a tropical island. Unfortunately, his body slid off of the plane during the ride and his coffin fell into this second largest body of water.
Sirius: Where is the Atlantic Ocean?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take Karkaroff's coffin for 600, please.
Dumbledore: After floating in the Atlantic Ocean, Karkaroff's body slid into this other body of water, folded within Mexico.
Mr. Malfoy: Where is the Gulf of Mexico?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Mr. Malfoy: I'll take Karkaroff's coffin for 800.
Dumbledore: And the answer is: Daily Double!
Audience: clap clap
Draco: Wager 1000, Father! Wager 1000!
Mr. Malfoy: I'd wager 1000.
Dumbledore: All right. Karkaroff's body sailed deep into a lagoon at the Gulf of Mexico. Some mermaids were scared to death, and had it thrown practically to the other side of the world. It landed in this country, which is mostly covered by ice, but known to be "green."
Mr. Malfoy: What is Greenland?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Mr. Malfoy: I'll take Karkaroff's Coffin for 1100.
Dumbledore: Finally, Karkaroff's body slid down into this state. It was part of the South during the American Civil War, and was purchased from Napoleon, mainly because of New Orleans, a city here.
Sirius: What is Louisiana?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take Muggle Movies for 200.
Dumbledore: In this movie, a girl was an outcast, and a boy was a troublemaker. They fell in love, and the girl gets leukemia and dies. Available on DvD and Video in the Fall of 2002.
Mr. Diggory: What is A Walk To Remember?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Mr. Diggory: I'll take Muggle Movies for 500.
Dumbledore: This movie, now in Theaters everywhere, is about a young woman getting in a fight with her mother. The mother's 3 oldest friends, the Ya- Ya's, kidnap the girl and force them back together.
Mr. Malfoy: What is Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Mr. Diggory: I'll take Muggle Movies for 700.
Dumbledore: This movie features Sarah Michelle Geller and any others. It is about friendship, and has a man's best friend. Coming to theaters soon.
Sirius: What is Scooby Doo?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: Muggle Movies for 800.
Dumbledore: Rave marries Evelin. Danny dies. Very sad.
Mr. Diggory: sob What is Pearl Harbor?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Mr. Diggory: Muggle Movies for 1000.
Dumbledore: Satine, the Sparkling Diamond, dies. This musical features songs such as 'Like a Virgin.'
Mr. Malfoy: What is Moulin Rouge?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: You watched that?
Mr. Malfoy: Oh yeah. Sad though. I didn't like the fact that they told Satine would die in the first 5 minutes of the movie, when that boy is typing on his typewriter, crying. I'll take Muggle Movies for 1200.
Dumbledore: This is one of the scariest movies ever. Some fisherman is hit by a car during summer, and one by one, he murders everyone in his way. They are all teenagers.
Sirius: shudder What is I Know What You Did Last Summer.
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take Fanfics for 100.
Dumbledore: Name all the people Hermione has a romance with in fanfics. Do not include slash.
Mr. Malfoy: Who is Harry Potter and Ron Weasley?
Dumbledore: No.
Sirius: Who are Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Bill Weasley, and Charlie Weasley?
Dumbledore: Still no.
Mr. Diggory: Who are Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Victor Krum, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Bill Weasley and Charlie Weasley?
Dumbledore: Never been a Hermione/Victor Krum romance around. Many Victor and Cho's though.
silence
Dumbledore: The correct answer; Who are Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape, Professor Dumbledore, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, and Draco Malfoy. I do not read Nc17 so that's all I know, lol
Sirius: They included you too?
Dumbledore: Yes. shudders (There was an NC17 with a summary that had that though)
Sirius: You sick pervert!
Dumbledore: yes, well Mr. Diggory, please start with your choice.
Mr. Diggory: I'll take Fanfics for 200.
Dumbledore: This teenage Muggle fanfic author has dreamed of writing comedy for televisions shows such as the type the Simpsons and Just Shoot Me are. Dream on, toots. Well, she also writes fanfics. Her biggest hit was Jeopardy, which was a crossover between Harry Potter and Jeopardy. She is on the favorites list of 3 people. Pathetic, really.
Sirius: Who is Ailsa?
Dumbledore: Correct!
Sirius: Fanfics for 400, please.
Dumbledore: Top 5 MST victims.
Mr. Malfoy: Who are Harry, Hermione, Ron, my son Draco, and Severus Snape?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Mr. Malfoy: I'll take Fanfics for 500.
Dumbledore: In this MST, the Marauders get their hands on this book.
Mr. Malfoy: What is Harry Potter and the Sorceror's/Philosopher's stone?
Dumbledore: Correct. Wish they did Prisoner of Azkaban. I want to see Sirius strangling Peter. Should I?
Sirius: I wish I killed Peter that year. I can't believe Harry talked me into trying to send him to Azkaban! Then he ends up bringing Voldemort back to life.
Mr. Malfoy: That year was almost sad. Remember the year before that when I got Dumbledore suspended?
Sirius: Yes. Then Ron's sister Ginny got kidnapped and almost died because of that.
Mr. Malfoy: But in the end it was good because that way, Harry destroyed Tom Marvalo Riddle.
Sirius: Yup. You smuggled the diary into Ginny's schoolbooks.
Mr. Malfoy: Well, I was younger back then, and didn't know better. Remember when I led those Death Eaters to destroy that Muggle family back in our fourth year?
Mr. Diggory: Wait a minute- that means you are a Death Eater.
Mr. Malfoy: Oh, er- oops. whistles casually
Mr. Diggory: And Peter Pettigrew killed my son with the Avada Kedavra curse. Voldemort told him to, and you are one of Voldemort's helpers.
Mr. Malfoy: takes a step back
Mr. Diggory: You were in the plan to kill Ced! I'll kill you!
Mr. Malfoy: Now now, Amos. Take it easy now-
Mr. Diggory: throws himself at Lucius and punches him repeatedly
Mr. Malfoy: This is exactly what Arthur Weasley did. shields his face Don't stain my gorgeous blonde Malfoy hair! My wife Narcissa married me because of it!
Dumbledore: Break it up, you two. This is Jeopardy, not Jerry Springer or Ultimate Fighting.
Sirius: You mean Wrestling.
Dumbledore: shakes head Wrestling is fake. Ultimate Fighting is much cooler. It is real, and there are no rules.
Sirius: You mean you could bite someone?
Dumbledore: Yes. You can also give them Wet Willys.
Sirius: Willy's? Wet ones? turns pale
Dumbledore: I meant the American meaning for Willy, you fool!
Sirius: Oh.
Dumbledore: You can also kick, bite, scratch, and do anything. The only thing you can't do is bring a weapon with you. Enough of this, Mr. Malfoy:
Mr. Malfoy: What? Oh, yes, Jeopardy. Fanfics for 800.
Dumbledore: This Harry Potter character gets pregnant more than any other character.
Sirius: Who is Hermione?
Dumbledore: No.
Mr. Diggory: Who is sob Cho?
Dumbledore: No.
silence
Dumbledore: The correct answer is Draco Malfoy.
stunned
Mr. Malfoy: Oh, not my son Draco! By who?
Dumbledore: Ron.
Mr. Malfoy: choke Are you mad? My son? Love a Weasley? Love a male Weasley, to top it off?
Dumbledore: Calm down.
bell rings
Dumbledore: Looks like our time is up. Meet you back at Jeopardy soon for your question. Right now, Armos Diggory has 850, Sirius has 2950, and Lucius Malfoy has 4000. Meet you back on Jeopardy!
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I am so sorry it took so long to post, but with so much going on. progress reports.middle school promotion.field trips.last dance..etc. Plus the fact that fanfiction.net had that error thing. Well, here it is!
************ Dumbledore: Amos Diggory has 570 points, followed by Sirius Black with 530, tagging as a caboose is Lucius Malfoy with 160 points. Surprise, surprise. Now, the categories for today are Karkaroff's Coffin, Muggle Movies, and Fanfics About Yourselves. We'll start with Lucius Malfoy. Lucius?
Lucius: I'll take Karkaroff's Coffin for 200, please.
Dumbledore: Sorrowfully, after my last location giveaway, Voldemort's supporters finally caught up to Karkaroff and killed him. However, during his funeral, he was put in a plane and flown over this state, where the American Civil War battle of Gettysburg was fought.
Sirius: Where is Pennsylvania?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take Karkaroff's Coffin for 400.
Dumbledore: Karkaroff's plane finally landed here, on a tropical island. Unfortunately, his body slid off of the plane during the ride and his coffin fell into this second largest body of water.
Sirius: Where is the Atlantic Ocean?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take Karkaroff's coffin for 600, please.
Dumbledore: After floating in the Atlantic Ocean, Karkaroff's body slid into this other body of water, folded within Mexico.
Mr. Malfoy: Where is the Gulf of Mexico?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Mr. Malfoy: I'll take Karkaroff's coffin for 800.
Dumbledore: And the answer is: Daily Double!
Audience: clap clap
Draco: Wager 1000, Father! Wager 1000!
Mr. Malfoy: I'd wager 1000.
Dumbledore: All right. Karkaroff's body sailed deep into a lagoon at the Gulf of Mexico. Some mermaids were scared to death, and had it thrown practically to the other side of the world. It landed in this country, which is mostly covered by ice, but known to be "green."
Mr. Malfoy: What is Greenland?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Mr. Malfoy: I'll take Karkaroff's Coffin for 1100.
Dumbledore: Finally, Karkaroff's body slid down into this state. It was part of the South during the American Civil War, and was purchased from Napoleon, mainly because of New Orleans, a city here.
Sirius: What is Louisiana?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take Muggle Movies for 200.
Dumbledore: In this movie, a girl was an outcast, and a boy was a troublemaker. They fell in love, and the girl gets leukemia and dies. Available on DvD and Video in the Fall of 2002.
Mr. Diggory: What is A Walk To Remember?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Mr. Diggory: I'll take Muggle Movies for 500.
Dumbledore: This movie, now in Theaters everywhere, is about a young woman getting in a fight with her mother. The mother's 3 oldest friends, the Ya- Ya's, kidnap the girl and force them back together.
Mr. Malfoy: What is Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Mr. Diggory: I'll take Muggle Movies for 700.
Dumbledore: This movie features Sarah Michelle Geller and any others. It is about friendship, and has a man's best friend. Coming to theaters soon.
Sirius: What is Scooby Doo?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: Muggle Movies for 800.
Dumbledore: Rave marries Evelin. Danny dies. Very sad.
Mr. Diggory: sob What is Pearl Harbor?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Mr. Diggory: Muggle Movies for 1000.
Dumbledore: Satine, the Sparkling Diamond, dies. This musical features songs such as 'Like a Virgin.'
Mr. Malfoy: What is Moulin Rouge?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: You watched that?
Mr. Malfoy: Oh yeah. Sad though. I didn't like the fact that they told Satine would die in the first 5 minutes of the movie, when that boy is typing on his typewriter, crying. I'll take Muggle Movies for 1200.
Dumbledore: This is one of the scariest movies ever. Some fisherman is hit by a car during summer, and one by one, he murders everyone in his way. They are all teenagers.
Sirius: shudder What is I Know What You Did Last Summer.
Dumbledore: Correct.
Sirius: I'll take Fanfics for 100.
Dumbledore: Name all the people Hermione has a romance with in fanfics. Do not include slash.
Mr. Malfoy: Who is Harry Potter and Ron Weasley?
Dumbledore: No.
Sirius: Who are Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Bill Weasley, and Charlie Weasley?
Dumbledore: Still no.
Mr. Diggory: Who are Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Victor Krum, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Bill Weasley and Charlie Weasley?
Dumbledore: Never been a Hermione/Victor Krum romance around. Many Victor and Cho's though.
silence
Dumbledore: The correct answer; Who are Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Severus Snape, Professor Dumbledore, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, and Draco Malfoy. I do not read Nc17 so that's all I know, lol
Sirius: They included you too?
Dumbledore: Yes. shudders (There was an NC17 with a summary that had that though)
Sirius: You sick pervert!
Dumbledore: yes, well Mr. Diggory, please start with your choice.
Mr. Diggory: I'll take Fanfics for 200.
Dumbledore: This teenage Muggle fanfic author has dreamed of writing comedy for televisions shows such as the type the Simpsons and Just Shoot Me are. Dream on, toots. Well, she also writes fanfics. Her biggest hit was Jeopardy, which was a crossover between Harry Potter and Jeopardy. She is on the favorites list of 3 people. Pathetic, really.
Sirius: Who is Ailsa?
Dumbledore: Correct!
Sirius: Fanfics for 400, please.
Dumbledore: Top 5 MST victims.
Mr. Malfoy: Who are Harry, Hermione, Ron, my son Draco, and Severus Snape?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Mr. Malfoy: I'll take Fanfics for 500.
Dumbledore: In this MST, the Marauders get their hands on this book.
Mr. Malfoy: What is Harry Potter and the Sorceror's/Philosopher's stone?
Dumbledore: Correct. Wish they did Prisoner of Azkaban. I want to see Sirius strangling Peter. Should I?
Sirius: I wish I killed Peter that year. I can't believe Harry talked me into trying to send him to Azkaban! Then he ends up bringing Voldemort back to life.
Mr. Malfoy: That year was almost sad. Remember the year before that when I got Dumbledore suspended?
Sirius: Yes. Then Ron's sister Ginny got kidnapped and almost died because of that.
Mr. Malfoy: But in the end it was good because that way, Harry destroyed Tom Marvalo Riddle.
Sirius: Yup. You smuggled the diary into Ginny's schoolbooks.
Mr. Malfoy: Well, I was younger back then, and didn't know better. Remember when I led those Death Eaters to destroy that Muggle family back in our fourth year?
Mr. Diggory: Wait a minute- that means you are a Death Eater.
Mr. Malfoy: Oh, er- oops. whistles casually
Mr. Diggory: And Peter Pettigrew killed my son with the Avada Kedavra curse. Voldemort told him to, and you are one of Voldemort's helpers.
Mr. Malfoy: takes a step back
Mr. Diggory: You were in the plan to kill Ced! I'll kill you!
Mr. Malfoy: Now now, Amos. Take it easy now-
Mr. Diggory: throws himself at Lucius and punches him repeatedly
Mr. Malfoy: This is exactly what Arthur Weasley did. shields his face Don't stain my gorgeous blonde Malfoy hair! My wife Narcissa married me because of it!
Dumbledore: Break it up, you two. This is Jeopardy, not Jerry Springer or Ultimate Fighting.
Sirius: You mean Wrestling.
Dumbledore: shakes head Wrestling is fake. Ultimate Fighting is much cooler. It is real, and there are no rules.
Sirius: You mean you could bite someone?
Dumbledore: Yes. You can also give them Wet Willys.
Sirius: Willy's? Wet ones? turns pale
Dumbledore: I meant the American meaning for Willy, you fool!
Sirius: Oh.
Dumbledore: You can also kick, bite, scratch, and do anything. The only thing you can't do is bring a weapon with you. Enough of this, Mr. Malfoy:
Mr. Malfoy: What? Oh, yes, Jeopardy. Fanfics for 800.
Dumbledore: This Harry Potter character gets pregnant more than any other character.
Sirius: Who is Hermione?
Dumbledore: No.
Mr. Diggory: Who is sob Cho?
Dumbledore: No.
silence
Dumbledore: The correct answer is Draco Malfoy.
stunned
Mr. Malfoy: Oh, not my son Draco! By who?
Dumbledore: Ron.
Mr. Malfoy: choke Are you mad? My son? Love a Weasley? Love a male Weasley, to top it off?
Dumbledore: Calm down.
bell rings
Dumbledore: Looks like our time is up. Meet you back at Jeopardy soon for your question. Right now, Armos Diggory has 850, Sirius has 2950, and Lucius Malfoy has 4000. Meet you back on Jeopardy!
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