Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Jeopardy.

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Here it is! Quite fast this time. Didn't get as many reviews, but never fear!

Dumbledore: All right, we are back on Jeopardy. Right now, Amos Diggory has 850, Sirius has 2950, and Lucius Malfoy has 4000. All right. Our categories for today are Wonderful World of Lockhart-

Mr. Diggory: squeals

Dumbledore: Ahem, yes, all you Lockhart fans out there, Famous Quotes, and Miscellaneous Things That Fit Into Absolutely No Other Category. Amos, we'll start with you.

Mr. Diggory: I'll take Lockhart for 200, please.

Dumbledore: This is Lockhart's ideal birthday present.

Mr. Diggory: What is peace between the Muggle and Wizarding Worlds, and a nice bottle of Ogden's Old Firewiskey?

Dumbledore: Correct.

Mr. Diggory: squeals I'll take Lockhart for 450.

Dumbledore: This is the color of Lockhart's robes when he was signing autographs at Flourish and Botts.

Mr. Diggory: What is forget-me-not-blue?

Dumbledore: That's correct.

Mr. Diggory: I'll take Lockhart for 600.

Dumbledore: Lockhart uses this quill to sign autographs for Magical Me.

Mr. Diggory: What is peacock?

Dumbledore: Correct.

Mr. Diggory: I'll take Lockhart for 800.

Dumbledore: After Lockhart lost his memory, he came to this place.

Mr. Malfoy: What is St. Mungos?

Dumbledore: Correct.

Mr. Malfoy: I'll take Lockhart for 900 please.

Dumbledore: And the answer is.Daily Double!

Mr. Malfoy: I will wager 1000.

Dumbledore: This is Lockhart's favorite color.

Mr. Malfoy: stares blankly because he isn't a Lockhart fan what.is.turquoise?

Dumbledore: I'm sorry, the correct answer was lilac.

Mr. Malfoy: I'll take Lockhart for 1000.

Dumbledore: This is the book Lockhart says his favorite color is lilac in.

Mr. Diggory: squeal What is Year with the Yeti?

Dumbledore: Correct.

Mr. Diggory: I'll take Lockhart for 1200, please.

Dumbledore: These are all of Lockhart's books.

Mr. Diggory: What are Break with a Banshee, Gadding with Ghouls, Holidays with Hags, Travels with Trolls, Voyages with Vampires, Wandering with Werewolves, Year With the Yeti, and Magical me?

Dumbledore: That is correct.

Mr. Diggory: squeals

Sirius: Amos looks happy this round.

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Mr. Diggory: whimper

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Dumbledore: Please stop that, Lucius.

Mr. Lucius. Fine.

Mr. Diggory: now crying very, very hard I'll take Famous Quotes for 100. wails

Dumbledore: 'I'm really sorry, Harry, but I already said I was going with somebody else.'

Sirius: Who is Cho.

Dumbledore: Correct.

Sirius: I'll take Famous Quotes for 300.

Dumbledore: 'You must be Hermione Granger, always on top of everything.'

Sirius: Who is Justin Flinch-Fletchey.

Dumbledore: Correct.

Sirius: I'll take Famous Quotes for 400.

Dumbledore: 'Why, have you outlined all of Lockhart's books in hearts?'

Mr. Malfoy: What is that Muggle-loving Weasley.

Dumbledore: Which Weasley.

Mr. Malfoy: Exactly.

Dumbledore: I'm sorry, that is not the correct answer.

Sirius: Who is Ron Weasley.

Dumbledore: Correct.

Sirius: I'll take Famous Quotes for 500.

Dumbledore: 'I'm not buying today, Mr. Borgin. I'm selling.'

Mr. Malfoy: Who am I?

Dumbledore: Correct.

Mr. Malfoy: I'll take Famous Quotes for 750.

Dumbledore: 'Mandrake, or Mandragora, is a powerful restorative. It returns a cursed person to their natural state.'

Mr. Malfoy: Who is that Mudblood Granger.

Dumbledore: Say their name.

Mr. Malfoy: That's it. I'm not answering anymore.

Sirius: Who is Hermione Granger?

Dumbledore: Correct.

Sirius: I'll take Famous Quotes for 900.

Dumbledore: 'Sirius, fetch Remus Lupin, Arabella Figg, Mundungus Fletcher- the old crowd. Lie low at Lupin's for a while-'

Mr. Diggory: Who are you?

Dumbledore: Correct.

Sirius: Great job. You told Fudge where I live now.

Mr. Malfoy: No wonder so many slash fanfics are written about you. You two live together!

Sirius: Take that back!

Mr. Malfoy: Make me.

Sirius: I'll make you.

Dumbledore: Please, gentlemen. Stop that.

Sirius and Malfoy: glower at eachother angrily

Mr. Diggory: I'll take Famous Quote's for 1000.

Dumbledore: 'Now, don't forget the nice wrist movement's I've taught you- swish and flick. And remember saying the magic words properly is very important, too. Never forget Wizard Baruffio who said 's' instead of 'f' and ended up with a buffalo on his chest.'

Sirius: Who is Professor Flitwick?

Dumbledore: Correct.

Sirius: I'll take Famous Quotes for 1200, please.

Dumbledore: 'You were clutching your scar! You were rolling on the floor, clutching your scar! Now I have experience in those matters!"

Sirius: Who is Professor Trelawney?

Dumbledore: Correct.

Sirius: I'll take Misc for 200, please.

Dumbledore: These are Crabbe and Goyle's first names.

Mr. Malfoy: What are Vincent and Gregory?

Dumbledore: Correct.

Mr. Malfoy: I'll take Misc for 400.

Dumbledore: These are all the Weasleys.

Mr. Diggory: Who are Arthur, Molly, Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred, George, Ron, Ginny, and Uncle Billius?

Dumbledore: Say their full names. wicked grin

Mr. Diggory Who are Arthur Weasley, Molly Weasley, William Weasley, Charles Weasley, Percival Weasley, Fredrick Weasley, George Weasley, Ronald Weasley, Virginia Weasley, and Uncle Billius Weasley?

Dumbledore: I'm sorry, you ran out of time on that one.

Mr. Diggory: grrrr..

Dumbledore: Go again.

Mr. Diggory: Whoarearthurweasleymollyweasleywilliamweas-

Dumbledore: I mean choose again.

Mr. Diggory: I'll take Misc for 500. boiling with anger

Dumbledore: Parvati wore these color bangles to the Yule Ball.

Sirius: What are gold?

Dumbledore: Correct.

Sirius: Misc for 700, please.

Dumbledore: Percy sat on this animal, and then he jumped up because it had passed out on the chair.

Mr. Diggory: Who is Errol.

Dumbledore: Correct.

Mr. Diggory: I'll take Misc for 800.

Dumbledore: When told that Cedric had passed away, this was Mrs. Diggory's description.

Mr. Diggory: crying again What is beyond tears sob

Dumbledore: Correct.

Mr. Diggory: hic I'll take Misc for 900.

Dumbledore: Name the four Head's of Houses, their colors, their founders, and where the founders were from.

Mr. Diggory: Professor Sprout was head of Hufflepuff. The colors were yellow and black. The founder was Helga Hufflepuff from valley broad. Professor Flitwick is the Head of Ravenclaw. The colors are blue and bronze. The founder was Rowena Ravenclaw, from glen. Professor Snape is the head of Slytherin. The colors are green and silver. The founder was Salazar Slytherin, from fen. Professor McGonagall is the head of Gryffindor. The colors are scarlet and gold. The founder was Godric Gryffindor, from the wild moor.

Dumbledore: Too late.

Mr. Diggory: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..

bell rings

Dumbledore: Well, looks like our time is up. Amos has improved to a marvelous 5400 points. Lucius Malfoy has 3350, Sirius has 7200, and he is in the lead. Now, don't change the channel, we'll be right back, on Jeopardy.

commercials (I want to make them this time)

Madame Rosemerta: Look, Harry Potter. It is Gilderoy Lockhart drinking a Pepsi.

Harry: That's not a Pepsi! unzips it that's a Pepsi twist, baby. And that's not Gilderoy Lockhart! punches him and he collapses

Harry: That's a cross dresser, baby. tries to rip off blue robes

Lockhart: Harry, you are sick! kicks him in the face

Harry: Fair enough passes out

Next Commercial

Mrs. Weasley: While I'm gone, do this dishes and the laundry, all right?

Fred and George: All right.

Scene: Fred and George are making ton tongue toffees. Now they pour vodka in Percy's mouthwash and run behind the door. Percy comes in, takes the vodka, and sputters. He spits it in the mirror

Mirror: Oh, so now you think your good enough to spit in my face, eh?

Scene: Fred and George run off laughing, and they are now setting booby- traps in the bathroom. Mrs. Weasley comes home.

Mrs. Weasley: The dishes? The laundry?

Fred and George: Mom, power conservation?

Mrs. Weasley: You idiots! We don't use electricity!

Fred and George: Oops.

Commercials end