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The infamous Ailsa note: This will be the last chapter. I am going to stop this fanfic for a couple of reasons: 1. I ran out of ideas. 2. It's getting too long. 3. The other characters aren't that fun to play in the game. 4. I got my first sob flame for review number 63 sob j/k, that wasn't a real reason. 5. I am losing interest in this.
Dumbledore: Well, we are back on Jeopardy. Amos has improved to a marvelous 5400 points. Lucius Malfoy has 3350, Sirius has 7200, and he is in the lead Our subject for today is: The most recent American hit movie. The question is: What brand of water did Austin Powers drink so he could blend in with the Japanese room and piss in the fountain. You have 30 seconds. We'll be right back on Jeopardy.
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Draco: Been in an auto accident? We know how you feel. I am Draco H. Malfoy, and I'll be your lawyer. We have been successful in 91 percent of our cases.
Pansy: I was in an auto accident, and I called Draco H. Malfoy. He managed to get my money back, and even decrease my insurance payment by double.
Draco: Call me, Draco H. Malfoy at 1-800-488-The Law.
Crabbe and Goyle: roll up sleeves We'll fight for you! (I am not responsible if you really call this number) ***************
Madame Maxime: The truth is, most pads are designed for women that are a size 6. The truth is, we aren't all a size 6. That's why we have Kotex for women sizes 12 and over. Kotex pads are longer, wider, and the wings can fold over to protect your panties.
Voice: Kotex fits. Period. ***************
Dumbledore: Now, we are back on Jeopardy. Are question was: What brand of water did Austin Powers drink so he could blend in with the Japanese room and piss in the fountain. Let's see what our contestants put. Mr. Diggory? What did you put?
Mr. Diggory: answer lights up What is Sparkletts?
Dumbledore: I'm sorry, but that is incorrect. What did you wager?
Mr. Diggory: flips paper over 5400.
Dumbledore: Well, that takes you down to 0 galleons. Now, lets go to Mr. Malfoy. What did you put?
Mr. Malfoy: flips paper over What is Aquafina?
Dumbledore: Yes, that's absolutely right. And you wagered..?
Mr. Malfoy: flips paper over again 3000.
Dumbledore: Well, that takes you up to 6350 galleons!
Mr. Malfoy: All right. After I was sacked in my second year, I didn't get any money!
Dumbledore: Well, too bad for you. And now for everybody's champion, Sirius. Sirius, what did you happen to guess?
Sirius: Board lights up What is Arrowhead.
Dumbledore: I'm sorry, but that is incorrect. And you waggered.?
Sirius: flips paper over 500.
Dumbledore: Well, everybody, that takes Sirius to 6700! So he is champion again for the 2nd time!
Audience: cheer
Dumbledore: Thank you, thank you. See you next time on Jeopardy!
****************** Well, this may or may not be the end. Well, if I do continue, it won't be for a LOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGG time. Actually, I am starting a new fiction so this Is the end.
The infamous Ailsa note: This will be the last chapter. I am going to stop this fanfic for a couple of reasons: 1. I ran out of ideas. 2. It's getting too long. 3. The other characters aren't that fun to play in the game. 4. I got my first sob flame for review number 63 sob j/k, that wasn't a real reason. 5. I am losing interest in this.
Dumbledore: Well, we are back on Jeopardy. Amos has improved to a marvelous 5400 points. Lucius Malfoy has 3350, Sirius has 7200, and he is in the lead Our subject for today is: The most recent American hit movie. The question is: What brand of water did Austin Powers drink so he could blend in with the Japanese room and piss in the fountain. You have 30 seconds. We'll be right back on Jeopardy.
***************
Draco: Been in an auto accident? We know how you feel. I am Draco H. Malfoy, and I'll be your lawyer. We have been successful in 91 percent of our cases.
Pansy: I was in an auto accident, and I called Draco H. Malfoy. He managed to get my money back, and even decrease my insurance payment by double.
Draco: Call me, Draco H. Malfoy at 1-800-488-The Law.
Crabbe and Goyle: roll up sleeves We'll fight for you! (I am not responsible if you really call this number) ***************
Madame Maxime: The truth is, most pads are designed for women that are a size 6. The truth is, we aren't all a size 6. That's why we have Kotex for women sizes 12 and over. Kotex pads are longer, wider, and the wings can fold over to protect your panties.
Voice: Kotex fits. Period. ***************
Dumbledore: Now, we are back on Jeopardy. Are question was: What brand of water did Austin Powers drink so he could blend in with the Japanese room and piss in the fountain. Let's see what our contestants put. Mr. Diggory? What did you put?
Mr. Diggory: answer lights up What is Sparkletts?
Dumbledore: I'm sorry, but that is incorrect. What did you wager?
Mr. Diggory: flips paper over 5400.
Dumbledore: Well, that takes you down to 0 galleons. Now, lets go to Mr. Malfoy. What did you put?
Mr. Malfoy: flips paper over What is Aquafina?
Dumbledore: Yes, that's absolutely right. And you wagered..?
Mr. Malfoy: flips paper over again 3000.
Dumbledore: Well, that takes you up to 6350 galleons!
Mr. Malfoy: All right. After I was sacked in my second year, I didn't get any money!
Dumbledore: Well, too bad for you. And now for everybody's champion, Sirius. Sirius, what did you happen to guess?
Sirius: Board lights up What is Arrowhead.
Dumbledore: I'm sorry, but that is incorrect. And you waggered.?
Sirius: flips paper over 500.
Dumbledore: Well, everybody, that takes Sirius to 6700! So he is champion again for the 2nd time!
Audience: cheer
Dumbledore: Thank you, thank you. See you next time on Jeopardy!
****************** Well, this may or may not be the end. Well, if I do continue, it won't be for a LOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGG time. Actually, I am starting a new fiction so this Is the end.