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Dumbledore: Well, today we are back on Jeopardy! Draco is in the lead with 3000, Lupin is following with 2300, and Peeves is in the back with negative 1500. Now, the categories for today are Famous Authors, Muggle Music, and Harry Potter Book 5. We'll start today with Peeves.
Peeves: I'll take Famous Authors for 200, please.
Dumbledore: This author won the 1998 newberry honor award. Her book, Ella Enchanted, is about the tale of Cinderella, with exciting twists, and everything goes wrong.
Lupin: Who is Gail Carson Levine?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Lupin: I'll take Famous author's for 300, please.
Dumbledore: This author wrote the following books: Matilda, The Witches, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, James and the Giant Peach, the BFG, and Danny, the Champion of the World.
Lupin: Who is Roald Dahl?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Lupin: Famous Authors for 500, please.
Dumbledore: This author wrote A Walk To Remember.
Draco: Who is Nicholas Sparks?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Draco: I'll take Famous Authors for 600, please.
Dumbledore: And the answer is.Daily Double!
Draco: I'd wager 2000.
Dumbledore: All right. This author wrote Wayside School is Falling Down, Sideways Stories from Wayside School, The Boy Who Lost His Face, and the year 2000 award winner, Holes.
Draco: pauses for 8 seconds Who.is.. Louis Sachar?
Dumbledore: Correct!
audience applaud
Draco: All right! I am beating one of my former teachers!
Lupin: sigh
Draco: Famous Authors for 800, please.
Dumbledore: This author writes many animals stories. One of his most favored ones was Babe: The Gallant Pig. It had been made into a movie.
Peeves: Who is Charles Dickens?
Dumbledore: No.
silence
Dumbledore: The correct answer was, Who was Dick King-Smith.
Peeves: oily voice Why, your headship, sir, I meant to say that.
Dumbledore: Sorry Peeves, but you still don't get credit for it. Peeves, you chose.
Peeves: Famous Authors for 1000, please.
Dumbledore: This author wrote The Joy Luck Club, it is about 3 generations of women with problems in their life.
Draco: I wonder if they changed the name to Ya-Ya Sisterhood. Sounds pretty close.
Peeves: Nah.
Lupin: Who is Amy (Fell, was it? I forgot, some Chinese woman, but Fell doesn't sound Chinese. I dunno. I should have been able to answer my own Jeopardy Questions, but this book is famous, lol.)
Dumbledore: Corrrect.
Lupin: I'll take Famous Authors for 1100.
Dumbledore: This woman wrote the Harry Potter books.
silence
Dumbledore: Oh, come on! Didn't I just tell you before?
Draco: I forgot.
Lupin: Me too.
Peeves: grabs Draco's nose GOT YOUR CONK!
Draco: Ow!
Dumbledore: Peeves, stop that. Come on, the author of Harry Potter!
longer silence
Dumbledore: sigh The correct answer was J. Rowling.
Contestants: Oh yeah.
Draco: I thought there was a K though.
Dumbledore: Only her pen name, her real name doesn't have it. Her name is really just Joanne Rowling. I really like her books.
Draco: Really? Who would want to read about their own lives from the view of that Half-blood Potter? That's absurd!
Dumbledore: Draco, you chose the next question.
Draco: Harry Potter Books 5-7 for 100, please.
Dumbledore: This is assumed to be the title of the 5th book.
Draco: What is Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Draco: Book 5-7 for 200, please.
Dumbledore: This very well loved Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is coming back.
Draco's buzzer rings
Draco: Hey! I didn't squeeze my buzzer! Seriously! I didn't! Somebody did something!
Dumbledore: You buzz, you Duzz.
Lupin: Duzz?
Dumbledore: That's short for Dumbledore's Ultimate Zealous and Zesty question making.
Contestants: ???
Dumbledore: In other words, I made it up because I couldn't think of a word that rhymes with buzz, so in short, Draco has to make a question. But by my rambling, he apparently ran out of time. The answer was Remus Lupin.
Draco: Grrr.
Peeves: snickers, he had squeezed the buzzer
Draco: I'll take book 5-7 for 400, please.
Dumbledore: According to J.K. Rowling in an interview, this character will finally find romance in book 7, and perhaps he will have a happy ending.
Draco: A he.hm.
Lupin: Who is Sirius?
Dumbledore: No.
Draco: Who is Draco?
Dumbledore: No.
Peeves: Who is Hagrid?
Dumbledore: No.
silence
Dumbledore: The correct answer was, Who was Snape.
Contestants: burst out laughing
Draco: Professor Snape, that's a good one!
Lupin: Like he'd ever find romance!
Dumbledore: It's true. Rowling said so in an interview.
laughter stops
Draco: No!
Lupin: Nasty, man!
Peeves: Apey Snapey has a romance. crackle
Dumbledore: Chill out, what ch'oo yelling for? It's probably going to be a new character.
Lupin: Thank goodness. deep breaths
Dumbledore: Probably the female Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Arabella.
Lupin: choke
Peeves: Wasn't she that Gryffindor.
Lupin: Not Lily's friend Arabella! That's just wrong. That's sick! That's-
Dumbledore: shrugs We don't know who it will be. Now, it is Peeves turn.
Peeves: Books 5-7 for 600.
Dumbledore: From what we know, this MAY be the title of book 6, but chances are it will change.
Lupin: What is Harry Potter and the Green Flame Torch?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Lupin: Books 5-7 for 700, please.
Dumbledore: From what is known from the earlier books, Harry will meet these 3 characters.
Draco: Who are Mundungus Fletcher, Remus Lupin, and Arabella Figg?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Peeves: Wasn't Mundungus the man that cursed Arthur Weasley 2 years ago?
Dumbledore: Yes. Arthur mentioned him in Harry's second year.
Draco: I'll take Muggle Music for 200.
Dumbledore: After Britney Spears lost most of her fame, this singer is sponsoring Pepsi instead.
Lupin: Who is Shakira?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Lupin: Muggle Music for 400, please.
Dumbledore: This singer/actress played the Green Fairy in Moulin Rouge. One of her hit songs is Can't Get You Out of My Head.
Draco: Who is Kylie Monogue?
Dumbledore: Correct. I thought you didn't like anything that deals with Muggles, Draco.
Draco: She's so hot.drools Muggle Music for 500, please.
Dumbledore: This singer died in a plane crash. She had the single "Rock The Boat"
Peeves: Who is LCD? (or LTC or something like that)
Dumbledore: No.
Lupin: Who was Alliyah?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Lupin: Muggle Music for 700, please.
Dumbledore: And it looks like our time is up! Draco Malfoy is in the lead with 6100, Lupin is right behind with 4700, and Peeves holds the ending with negative 3200, a record in all of Jeopardy. Hope he can catch up. Don't change the channel, we'll be right back on Jeopardy!
***Commercials***
Harry: I, Harry, have the most delicious Grilled Bacon Cheeseburgers. They are grilled, moistened with barbecue sauce, with thick slices of cheese. At Harry-In-The-Box, we won't make it until you order it. rings a doorbell
Ron Weasley steps out.
Harry: Sir, would you like to try our Grilled Bacon Cheeseburgers?
Ron: Sure. takes one This is delicious.
Harry: What's your name?
Ron: Ronald Weasley?
Harry: Really?
Ron: Yeah.
Harry: Our Grilled Bacon Cheeseburgers are so good, even Ronald Weasley likes them.
**Next Commercial**
Scene: Neville is eating.
Radio: Now, in the next few seconds, call us and tell the name of the man who shot Alexander Hamilton in a duel, and you'll win 10,000 dollars.
Neville: looks at the bullet used and the painting that says: A. Burr. He picks up the phone
Voice: If you can tell us who shot Alexander Hamilton in the next few seconds, you'll win 10,000 dollars.
Neville: A-ar' Burr! (Aaron Burr)
Voice: Sorry, we can't hear you.
Neville: Hol' on, lemme get su' mil'. Milk carton is empty
Voice: Sorry, your time is up.
Neville: cries in rage
Different Voice: GOT MILK?
Authors Note*-I usually leave it random. The most favorite character usually wins, which makes me sad, cause I am the only one who likes Percy, but he lost 2 games ago. runs off crying eyes out Poor Percy never won. Why does everyone hate Percy anyway? I mean, it took me a while reading book 2 to be convinced he was straight, but still, I really like the character.
Dumbledore: Well, today we are back on Jeopardy! Draco is in the lead with 3000, Lupin is following with 2300, and Peeves is in the back with negative 1500. Now, the categories for today are Famous Authors, Muggle Music, and Harry Potter Book 5. We'll start today with Peeves.
Peeves: I'll take Famous Authors for 200, please.
Dumbledore: This author won the 1998 newberry honor award. Her book, Ella Enchanted, is about the tale of Cinderella, with exciting twists, and everything goes wrong.
Lupin: Who is Gail Carson Levine?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Lupin: I'll take Famous author's for 300, please.
Dumbledore: This author wrote the following books: Matilda, The Witches, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator, James and the Giant Peach, the BFG, and Danny, the Champion of the World.
Lupin: Who is Roald Dahl?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Lupin: Famous Authors for 500, please.
Dumbledore: This author wrote A Walk To Remember.
Draco: Who is Nicholas Sparks?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Draco: I'll take Famous Authors for 600, please.
Dumbledore: And the answer is.Daily Double!
Draco: I'd wager 2000.
Dumbledore: All right. This author wrote Wayside School is Falling Down, Sideways Stories from Wayside School, The Boy Who Lost His Face, and the year 2000 award winner, Holes.
Draco: pauses for 8 seconds Who.is.. Louis Sachar?
Dumbledore: Correct!
audience applaud
Draco: All right! I am beating one of my former teachers!
Lupin: sigh
Draco: Famous Authors for 800, please.
Dumbledore: This author writes many animals stories. One of his most favored ones was Babe: The Gallant Pig. It had been made into a movie.
Peeves: Who is Charles Dickens?
Dumbledore: No.
silence
Dumbledore: The correct answer was, Who was Dick King-Smith.
Peeves: oily voice Why, your headship, sir, I meant to say that.
Dumbledore: Sorry Peeves, but you still don't get credit for it. Peeves, you chose.
Peeves: Famous Authors for 1000, please.
Dumbledore: This author wrote The Joy Luck Club, it is about 3 generations of women with problems in their life.
Draco: I wonder if they changed the name to Ya-Ya Sisterhood. Sounds pretty close.
Peeves: Nah.
Lupin: Who is Amy (Fell, was it? I forgot, some Chinese woman, but Fell doesn't sound Chinese. I dunno. I should have been able to answer my own Jeopardy Questions, but this book is famous, lol.)
Dumbledore: Corrrect.
Lupin: I'll take Famous Authors for 1100.
Dumbledore: This woman wrote the Harry Potter books.
silence
Dumbledore: Oh, come on! Didn't I just tell you before?
Draco: I forgot.
Lupin: Me too.
Peeves: grabs Draco's nose GOT YOUR CONK!
Draco: Ow!
Dumbledore: Peeves, stop that. Come on, the author of Harry Potter!
longer silence
Dumbledore: sigh The correct answer was J. Rowling.
Contestants: Oh yeah.
Draco: I thought there was a K though.
Dumbledore: Only her pen name, her real name doesn't have it. Her name is really just Joanne Rowling. I really like her books.
Draco: Really? Who would want to read about their own lives from the view of that Half-blood Potter? That's absurd!
Dumbledore: Draco, you chose the next question.
Draco: Harry Potter Books 5-7 for 100, please.
Dumbledore: This is assumed to be the title of the 5th book.
Draco: What is Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Draco: Book 5-7 for 200, please.
Dumbledore: This very well loved Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is coming back.
Draco's buzzer rings
Draco: Hey! I didn't squeeze my buzzer! Seriously! I didn't! Somebody did something!
Dumbledore: You buzz, you Duzz.
Lupin: Duzz?
Dumbledore: That's short for Dumbledore's Ultimate Zealous and Zesty question making.
Contestants: ???
Dumbledore: In other words, I made it up because I couldn't think of a word that rhymes with buzz, so in short, Draco has to make a question. But by my rambling, he apparently ran out of time. The answer was Remus Lupin.
Draco: Grrr.
Peeves: snickers, he had squeezed the buzzer
Draco: I'll take book 5-7 for 400, please.
Dumbledore: According to J.K. Rowling in an interview, this character will finally find romance in book 7, and perhaps he will have a happy ending.
Draco: A he.hm.
Lupin: Who is Sirius?
Dumbledore: No.
Draco: Who is Draco?
Dumbledore: No.
Peeves: Who is Hagrid?
Dumbledore: No.
silence
Dumbledore: The correct answer was, Who was Snape.
Contestants: burst out laughing
Draco: Professor Snape, that's a good one!
Lupin: Like he'd ever find romance!
Dumbledore: It's true. Rowling said so in an interview.
laughter stops
Draco: No!
Lupin: Nasty, man!
Peeves: Apey Snapey has a romance. crackle
Dumbledore: Chill out, what ch'oo yelling for? It's probably going to be a new character.
Lupin: Thank goodness. deep breaths
Dumbledore: Probably the female Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Arabella.
Lupin: choke
Peeves: Wasn't she that Gryffindor.
Lupin: Not Lily's friend Arabella! That's just wrong. That's sick! That's-
Dumbledore: shrugs We don't know who it will be. Now, it is Peeves turn.
Peeves: Books 5-7 for 600.
Dumbledore: From what we know, this MAY be the title of book 6, but chances are it will change.
Lupin: What is Harry Potter and the Green Flame Torch?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Lupin: Books 5-7 for 700, please.
Dumbledore: From what is known from the earlier books, Harry will meet these 3 characters.
Draco: Who are Mundungus Fletcher, Remus Lupin, and Arabella Figg?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Peeves: Wasn't Mundungus the man that cursed Arthur Weasley 2 years ago?
Dumbledore: Yes. Arthur mentioned him in Harry's second year.
Draco: I'll take Muggle Music for 200.
Dumbledore: After Britney Spears lost most of her fame, this singer is sponsoring Pepsi instead.
Lupin: Who is Shakira?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Lupin: Muggle Music for 400, please.
Dumbledore: This singer/actress played the Green Fairy in Moulin Rouge. One of her hit songs is Can't Get You Out of My Head.
Draco: Who is Kylie Monogue?
Dumbledore: Correct. I thought you didn't like anything that deals with Muggles, Draco.
Draco: She's so hot.drools Muggle Music for 500, please.
Dumbledore: This singer died in a plane crash. She had the single "Rock The Boat"
Peeves: Who is LCD? (or LTC or something like that)
Dumbledore: No.
Lupin: Who was Alliyah?
Dumbledore: Correct.
Lupin: Muggle Music for 700, please.
Dumbledore: And it looks like our time is up! Draco Malfoy is in the lead with 6100, Lupin is right behind with 4700, and Peeves holds the ending with negative 3200, a record in all of Jeopardy. Hope he can catch up. Don't change the channel, we'll be right back on Jeopardy!
***Commercials***
Harry: I, Harry, have the most delicious Grilled Bacon Cheeseburgers. They are grilled, moistened with barbecue sauce, with thick slices of cheese. At Harry-In-The-Box, we won't make it until you order it. rings a doorbell
Ron Weasley steps out.
Harry: Sir, would you like to try our Grilled Bacon Cheeseburgers?
Ron: Sure. takes one This is delicious.
Harry: What's your name?
Ron: Ronald Weasley?
Harry: Really?
Ron: Yeah.
Harry: Our Grilled Bacon Cheeseburgers are so good, even Ronald Weasley likes them.
**Next Commercial**
Scene: Neville is eating.
Radio: Now, in the next few seconds, call us and tell the name of the man who shot Alexander Hamilton in a duel, and you'll win 10,000 dollars.
Neville: looks at the bullet used and the painting that says: A. Burr. He picks up the phone
Voice: If you can tell us who shot Alexander Hamilton in the next few seconds, you'll win 10,000 dollars.
Neville: A-ar' Burr! (Aaron Burr)
Voice: Sorry, we can't hear you.
Neville: Hol' on, lemme get su' mil'. Milk carton is empty
Voice: Sorry, your time is up.
Neville: cries in rage
Different Voice: GOT MILK?
Authors Note*-I usually leave it random. The most favorite character usually wins, which makes me sad, cause I am the only one who likes Percy, but he lost 2 games ago. runs off crying eyes out Poor Percy never won. Why does everyone hate Percy anyway? I mean, it took me a while reading book 2 to be convinced he was straight, but still, I really like the character.