Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, or Garfield
These next clips have Kaiba and Y.Bakura torturing, and the ideas are from Garfield. If it isn't funny…I don't have a knack for it yet. So please no flames!
Comic Clips
(you come into a room with Mokuba sitting at a table)
Seto: *running back* My hair's on fire!!! *…and forth* ANKLE-BITING WOODCHUCKS!!! *back…* I'm being deported to Mongolia!! *…and forth* LOCUSTS!!! *he stops at the table, with his hair in ashes, and bite marks on ankles* Dinner will be a teense late.
Mokuba: *throws his arms up into the air* Why does everything happen to ME?!
Y.Bakura: *sitting at a table* Ah gah a papah cuh on my thung linking ahn anvewope.
Bakura: *holds out bag of chips* potato chip?
Y.Bakura: Thunks.
Y.Bakura: NYAAH GAAHH NYAH NYAH GAH GAH GAAAAHHH!!!
Bakura: *walks away* fun with salt ^___^
(Yami is sitting at a table. You can hear Seto hammering in the distance)
hammer
hammer
hammer
hammer
WHACK!
Seto: (off screen) MOMMY!…. Uh, I mean, OW!
Yami: *smirks, hollers back* too late!
(Kaiba is sitting at a table. You can hear Mokuba sawing in another room)
saw
saw
saw
saw
saw
sa—
Mokuba: oops… I hope that can be sewn back on
Kaiba: O_O *faints with his feet in the air*
Mokuba: *walks in* Hey, big brother, I lost a button…big brother?
(Mai is sitting at a table(a lot of these, aren't there?) and you can hear Joey hammering in another room)
hammer
hammer
hammer
hammer
WHACK!
Joey:OWWwwsaay… That's an interesting shade…
Mai: Wave bye-bye to Mr. Fingernail
(sorry about this one to Joey lovers… my sister said to use these two in this one…so blame my sister!!)
(Mokuba(yes another one…) is sitting at a table)
Kaiba: (from another room) yah!
Mokuba: paper cut
Kaiba: YAAH !!
Mokuba: envelope cut
Kaiba: THAAAAH!!!!!
Mokuba: and that would be the stamp cut ^_^()
(Yami is sleeping in Yugi's bed)
Yugi: *holding a megaphone* ATTENTION THERE! I HAVE THE FANTA! COME OUT OF THE BED NOW!
Yami: You'll never take me awake!
*Kaiba is sitting at a table with some coffee*
Kaiba: Hey! A chocolate donut!
*Kaiba picks it up and ….*
POW!!!
Mokuba: Hey! Where's my duckie's innertube?!
(Yami is sitting at a table and you can hear Kaiba hammering in the distance)
hammer hammer
hammer hammer
hammer hammer
hammer hammer hammer
hammer hammer hammer
hammer hammer hammer
hammer hammer hammer
hammer hammer hammer
hammer hammer hammer
Kaiba: Boy, this is a long nail!
Yami: Try hitting it with your forehead!
(Y.Bakura walks into a room where Bakura is waiting for him)
Y.Bakura: nice dinner, nice movie… no goodnight kiss. Halfway to the front porch, she sucker punched me and ran.
Bakura: did this one take your wallet too?
(Mokuba is sitting at a table with pop (amazingly, he isn't on a sugar high))
WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Kaiba: *in another room where the 'whir' came from* BLEEEAACCKKK yack ACK ack ACK G-G-G-G-GACK!…Stupid blender!
Mokuba: aw, and that was your best necktie, too.
Kaiba: There's a dead bird on the lawn… must've flown into a window. Poor dumb animal. *walks away*
WHACK!
Mokuba: sliding glass door
(you see Kaiba drinking some Fanta that says 'for Yami'. Yami walks in with a death glare on his face and disappears under the table)
Kaiba: *stops drinking* O_O YAMI!!! BRING MY PANTS BACK!!!
Yami: Bay-Bee! Bay-Bee! Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, YESSSSSSS! HOO! HOO! HOO! HOO!
*starts beating his chest like Tarzan* Hoo da man?! Hoo da man?!
(you look over and Y. Bakura is very mad. It seems that he challenged Yami at a game of checkers and Yami was winning)
Y.Bakura: you da man….. .
(Yami and Kaiba are sitting at a table. There is a glass of water between them)
Kaiba: Jalapeno! *swallows it*
Yami: Cayenne! *swallows it*
Kaiba: Habanero! *swallows it*
Yami: Peruvian Death Pepper! *swallows it and…..*
FOOM!!!!!!!
Yami: you win…
Kaiba: (charcoal) Then why am I not happy?
Kaiba: sometimes It's hard to express our inner feelings
Mokuba: nonsense *faces readers* I LOVE DUCKIES!! *faces Kaiba again* your turn
That's it! ^___________________________^
Kaiba: you really hate me don't you?
Yep yep yeppers!!^_________________^
Herbie: ^_____________^
Kaiba: *sighs*
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