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ROCK: Well, Mark, that leaves just you and me to finish the salad up. Let's bring out my next guests to help us with the Chicken Parmesan. Stone Cold Steve Austin, and The Godfather!
(Godfather walks out with a beautiful Asian woman by his side. Steve Austin is wearing docker slacks and a cable knit sweater. The crowd goes wild).
ROCK: Steve and Godfather! Great of you to make it here today. I hope you like Lasagna.
GODFATHER: Man oh man, I love lasagna.
ROCK: Who's this fine lady you're with, Godfather? I've never seen her before.
MARK: Yeah, is she one of your HO's?
(The Asian woman looks shocked and starts crying, running backstage)
GODFATHER: (looking offended) Uh, no...that's my fianc?, Kaori. What a horrible thing to say, kid. Hey, Rock, I'm going to go backstage and comfort her.
(Godfather runs offstage after giving little Mark a dirty look)
MARK: I'm sorry I-
ROCK: Don't worry, kid. Well let's get down to business and make some lasagna.
AUSTIN: Well, Rock you say you're gonna make some lasagna here. But all of Austin's fans here want me to do something first. We gotta take care of some business before that lasagna goes in the oven. Right, Mark?
MARK: (enthusiastically) Right, Austin!
AUSTIN: That's right. Before you even put that can in the oven, Austin's gonna have to open up a can of-
MARK: WHOOP-ASS!
AUSTIN: (looking at the boy shocked) Excuse me son, watch your mouth. This is a family show.
ROCK: Yeah, that's no way for a 12-year-old boy to talk.
MARK: (ashamed) I'm sorry, I just thought-
AUSTIN: Anyway, I was just trying to say we need to open up a can of tomato paste. That'll really get the lasagna tasting good.
ROCK: I agree. Let's just put in on top here, and then we'll put it in the oven. It's going to be yummy. But anyways, we have to go to commercial.
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ROCK: Well, Mark, that leaves just you and me to finish the salad up. Let's bring out my next guests to help us with the Chicken Parmesan. Stone Cold Steve Austin, and The Godfather!
(Godfather walks out with a beautiful Asian woman by his side. Steve Austin is wearing docker slacks and a cable knit sweater. The crowd goes wild).
ROCK: Steve and Godfather! Great of you to make it here today. I hope you like Lasagna.
GODFATHER: Man oh man, I love lasagna.
ROCK: Who's this fine lady you're with, Godfather? I've never seen her before.
MARK: Yeah, is she one of your HO's?
(The Asian woman looks shocked and starts crying, running backstage)
GODFATHER: (looking offended) Uh, no...that's my fianc?, Kaori. What a horrible thing to say, kid. Hey, Rock, I'm going to go backstage and comfort her.
(Godfather runs offstage after giving little Mark a dirty look)
MARK: I'm sorry I-
ROCK: Don't worry, kid. Well let's get down to business and make some lasagna.
AUSTIN: Well, Rock you say you're gonna make some lasagna here. But all of Austin's fans here want me to do something first. We gotta take care of some business before that lasagna goes in the oven. Right, Mark?
MARK: (enthusiastically) Right, Austin!
AUSTIN: That's right. Before you even put that can in the oven, Austin's gonna have to open up a can of-
MARK: WHOOP-ASS!
AUSTIN: (looking at the boy shocked) Excuse me son, watch your mouth. This is a family show.
ROCK: Yeah, that's no way for a 12-year-old boy to talk.
MARK: (ashamed) I'm sorry, I just thought-
AUSTIN: Anyway, I was just trying to say we need to open up a can of tomato paste. That'll really get the lasagna tasting good.
ROCK: I agree. Let's just put in on top here, and then we'll put it in the oven. It's going to be yummy. But anyways, we have to go to commercial.
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