Starless
by Icy and J
Author's pledge:
We solomnly swear that we're up to no good (harry potter) and that this one small step is for us and one giant sequel for mankind (Neil Armstrong) and that we'd say this once to the American people, we did not have sexual relations to that woman (Bill Clinton).
Now... Which woman was that?-J
o.O' *Bonks J on the head*-Icy
Hey! What was that for?!-J
Nothing... On with the fic!-Icy
And thank you for your reviews! Assuming you all DID review... RIGHT?!-J
Shut up.-Icy
Chapter3: 4 Shamen and a baby
"So we'll be back by dinner time ok," Yoh reminded the chosen few unlucky enough to be assigned the duty of watching the house and its tiny baby boy for its owners. These unfortunate few were, Horohoro, Ren, Tamao, and Jun. Considering this... Nevermind. It can't be good either ways.
Anna gave her husband a skeptical look. "Do you think there'll be a house to return to? I highly doubt it."
Ren shot her a glare. "Of course you can count on us. We're not a bunch of immature babies... Right, Horo-chan??" he said, batting his eyes non-stop a the ice shaman.
With a sigh, the two left for the hospital, this time in a large limo provided by none other than Manta. As the vehicle pulled away in a cloud of pink exhaust, the shamen heaved a sigh of relief.
"Now, we have to get started on this list of rules here..." Jun started, unravelling a 4 metre long list of dos and don't... Well, mostly don'ts, considering it was written by Anna.
As the four entered the dining room with a Yomaru drool sodden carpet they couldn't help but feel a sense of forboding... Like something bad was about to happen...
(Ooo... A cliff-hanger...-J)
(...... Immature baby... -Icy)
-Meanwhille, in a hospital far away...-
"Oh my... Look at that! And that! And that! Oh, and that! Aww... That is so cute..."
Anna and Yoh stared at the nurse who was rather busy yakking away while pointing at various moving blurs on the screen. After being in the room for about half an hour, the two still hadn't made head or tail of the blurry image that was pulsating on the screen. That silly sausage of a nurse with a uniform several sizes too small and a fat, black mole splotched on the tip of her nose wasn't helping much either. By the way, that nurse also happened to have an amazing amount of chest hair...
(yuck.-Icy)
(Hey, it's not my fault if she's a hairy woman...-J)
(What did you type that for?! They didn't have to know that! Let hairy matters lie.-Icy)
Anna swallowed audiobly. "That is inside here?" she asked, patting the side of the slight bump on her belly.
The nurse chuckled in her annoyingly sing-song voice. "Why of course, my dear! And it is growing quite fast too! Why, if I didn't know you were only 2 months along the line, I would have guessed you were already in your 5th month! Ohohohoh!"
Yoh managed a weak smile, turning his attention to the moving mass. He gazed at the small moving figure. It looked so small... It was, a part of him, to say the least. Most of all, it was part of the both of them. And it was his. And hers of course.
"Look at the head!" he said excitedly, pointing at a rounded blob on the screen that was wiggling. His eyes widened and watered in a rather anime like style. "Isn't that cute... It's nodding at us! Look at that!"
Anna and the nurse blinked. "Yoh, that's the baby's butt." she stated to her husband.
"Then what's it doing wiggling around like that?!" he retorted, jabbing the screen with a finger. "Trying to raise its own furyoku or something?!"
"Well, at least we know there's someone in the house that actually bothers training!" Anna hollered back, jabbing Yoh in the arm equally hard.
Yoh gave her a glare. "What's that supposed to mean?! I train too you know!"
"Yeah. Like once every 4 months! You train like a cow eating grass!!!"
"Oh yeah?! Yohmei said that eating grass was supposed to raise your strength!"
"The only thing you're raising is your indigestion level!"
"Stop, stop the two of you!" the nurse interjected, waving her chubby hands about the air like a cow on drugs or something, her mole wiggling so much it sprouted a strand of hair. "This is supposed to be a time of discovery for the both of you..."
"Discovery? Well, discover this ya old fart!" Yoh snapped, giving her a good shove out of the room, slamming the door behind her.
There was a long moment of silence before...
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!" the two of them burst out laughing for no paticular reason. As the snorting, laughing and overall stupidity subsided, silece cast himself once again upon the room.
"What has time done to us, Yoh..." Anna sighed, reclining against the bed, fingers playing with the button controlling the tilt of the bed, making her go up... go down... and up... and down... and... "I didn't think we'd even make it this far... Especially when I first saw you."
Yoh looked up at his wife for a moment before reassuringly placing a hand on hers which was settled on the slight swell in her middle. "I never did say I was going to leave you, now did I?"
(Aw... That is so touching...-J)
(Stop it, you're slobbering all over me!-Icy)
Anna gave him a smile, unknowingly prompting Yoh to do something he never would dare to try under any other circumstances. He lowered his ear to her stomach, listening intently to the squirming life inside....
POW!
Yoh was thrown across the room with a force that resembled Anna's slap. "Ouch... Like mother like child... Its kick packs a punch..."
-Back in the Asakura household-
"Now then... Ahh!!!" Horohoro said, offering a spoonful of porridge to the stubborn Yomaru who promptly spat a glob of something in the shaman's face. Before Horohoro could raise his voice and scream in frustration, Yomaru gave him a puppy dog look complete with the big eyes and overly cute chubby drooly face.
"Yep... This is definately an Asakura, all right..." he remarked, wiping the spittle with the back of his hand. With a chuckle, he lifted Yomaru clear off his baby seat and cradled him in his arms.
"Aw... Isn't that sweet..." Jun sighed, slowly clearing up the remainder of lunch from the dining table, randomly tossing food onto Ren who was fuming in the corner for some reason. "You look like you were born to be a dad... A natural, you know."
Horohoro blushed at the comment, taking a stolen glance towards Tamao who was busying herself with the dishes. Both Ren and Jun caught the glance and had very different reactions.
"I mean, like, you and Tamao are like made for each other... I can't see why the two of you didn't hook up earlier. Then you could have one of your own..." Jun grinned, relishing the look on Ren's face. Her brother promptly gave her a flying kick that knocked several teeth out of her mouth. Pyron popped out of nowhere and kicked Ren back before disappearing once again into nowhere.
(What was that for?!-Icy)
(Well, I can't sit back and let that gay boy terrorise girls!-J)
(Fine...-Icy)
... Due to disagreements, the authors decided to...
*End of flashback*
Coming back to the present (this is not really the present... If Yoh was 21, then we would be 20, cos he's about a year older. But we're only 16 so he's only 17 now.), we see Yoh still pacing the same spot. Before he could have further worn out the soles of his shoes, a rather fat and familiar hairy nurse strolled out with a wide beam across her face and a hairy mole perched on her nose like a flattened bug.
"Asakura-san, you have a beautiful baby-"
~TBC~
I know I know... We're evil... Review and you'll find out whether its a baby boy or girl. No wait. VOTE!! Please vote whether it should be a boy or a girl!!!! Yeah! And review. We won't post till we see the big 15 on the reviews page!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!
No... I mean it. Review. NOW! Yeah! I'm talking to you! The one with that silly face reading this. You know who you are. Review. and we. mean. it.
by Icy and J
Author's pledge:
We solomnly swear that we're up to no good (harry potter) and that this one small step is for us and one giant sequel for mankind (Neil Armstrong) and that we'd say this once to the American people, we did not have sexual relations to that woman (Bill Clinton).
Now... Which woman was that?-J
o.O' *Bonks J on the head*-Icy
Hey! What was that for?!-J
Nothing... On with the fic!-Icy
And thank you for your reviews! Assuming you all DID review... RIGHT?!-J
Shut up.-Icy
Chapter3: 4 Shamen and a baby
"So we'll be back by dinner time ok," Yoh reminded the chosen few unlucky enough to be assigned the duty of watching the house and its tiny baby boy for its owners. These unfortunate few were, Horohoro, Ren, Tamao, and Jun. Considering this... Nevermind. It can't be good either ways.
Anna gave her husband a skeptical look. "Do you think there'll be a house to return to? I highly doubt it."
Ren shot her a glare. "Of course you can count on us. We're not a bunch of immature babies... Right, Horo-chan??" he said, batting his eyes non-stop a the ice shaman.
With a sigh, the two left for the hospital, this time in a large limo provided by none other than Manta. As the vehicle pulled away in a cloud of pink exhaust, the shamen heaved a sigh of relief.
"Now, we have to get started on this list of rules here..." Jun started, unravelling a 4 metre long list of dos and don't... Well, mostly don'ts, considering it was written by Anna.
As the four entered the dining room with a Yomaru drool sodden carpet they couldn't help but feel a sense of forboding... Like something bad was about to happen...
(Ooo... A cliff-hanger...-J)
(...... Immature baby... -Icy)
-Meanwhille, in a hospital far away...-
"Oh my... Look at that! And that! And that! Oh, and that! Aww... That is so cute..."
Anna and Yoh stared at the nurse who was rather busy yakking away while pointing at various moving blurs on the screen. After being in the room for about half an hour, the two still hadn't made head or tail of the blurry image that was pulsating on the screen. That silly sausage of a nurse with a uniform several sizes too small and a fat, black mole splotched on the tip of her nose wasn't helping much either. By the way, that nurse also happened to have an amazing amount of chest hair...
(yuck.-Icy)
(Hey, it's not my fault if she's a hairy woman...-J)
(What did you type that for?! They didn't have to know that! Let hairy matters lie.-Icy)
Anna swallowed audiobly. "That is inside here?" she asked, patting the side of the slight bump on her belly.
The nurse chuckled in her annoyingly sing-song voice. "Why of course, my dear! And it is growing quite fast too! Why, if I didn't know you were only 2 months along the line, I would have guessed you were already in your 5th month! Ohohohoh!"
Yoh managed a weak smile, turning his attention to the moving mass. He gazed at the small moving figure. It looked so small... It was, a part of him, to say the least. Most of all, it was part of the both of them. And it was his. And hers of course.
"Look at the head!" he said excitedly, pointing at a rounded blob on the screen that was wiggling. His eyes widened and watered in a rather anime like style. "Isn't that cute... It's nodding at us! Look at that!"
Anna and the nurse blinked. "Yoh, that's the baby's butt." she stated to her husband.
"Then what's it doing wiggling around like that?!" he retorted, jabbing the screen with a finger. "Trying to raise its own furyoku or something?!"
"Well, at least we know there's someone in the house that actually bothers training!" Anna hollered back, jabbing Yoh in the arm equally hard.
Yoh gave her a glare. "What's that supposed to mean?! I train too you know!"
"Yeah. Like once every 4 months! You train like a cow eating grass!!!"
"Oh yeah?! Yohmei said that eating grass was supposed to raise your strength!"
"The only thing you're raising is your indigestion level!"
"Stop, stop the two of you!" the nurse interjected, waving her chubby hands about the air like a cow on drugs or something, her mole wiggling so much it sprouted a strand of hair. "This is supposed to be a time of discovery for the both of you..."
"Discovery? Well, discover this ya old fart!" Yoh snapped, giving her a good shove out of the room, slamming the door behind her.
There was a long moment of silence before...
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!" the two of them burst out laughing for no paticular reason. As the snorting, laughing and overall stupidity subsided, silece cast himself once again upon the room.
"What has time done to us, Yoh..." Anna sighed, reclining against the bed, fingers playing with the button controlling the tilt of the bed, making her go up... go down... and up... and down... and... "I didn't think we'd even make it this far... Especially when I first saw you."
Yoh looked up at his wife for a moment before reassuringly placing a hand on hers which was settled on the slight swell in her middle. "I never did say I was going to leave you, now did I?"
(Aw... That is so touching...-J)
(Stop it, you're slobbering all over me!-Icy)
Anna gave him a smile, unknowingly prompting Yoh to do something he never would dare to try under any other circumstances. He lowered his ear to her stomach, listening intently to the squirming life inside....
POW!
Yoh was thrown across the room with a force that resembled Anna's slap. "Ouch... Like mother like child... Its kick packs a punch..."
-Back in the Asakura household-
"Now then... Ahh!!!" Horohoro said, offering a spoonful of porridge to the stubborn Yomaru who promptly spat a glob of something in the shaman's face. Before Horohoro could raise his voice and scream in frustration, Yomaru gave him a puppy dog look complete with the big eyes and overly cute chubby drooly face.
"Yep... This is definately an Asakura, all right..." he remarked, wiping the spittle with the back of his hand. With a chuckle, he lifted Yomaru clear off his baby seat and cradled him in his arms.
"Aw... Isn't that sweet..." Jun sighed, slowly clearing up the remainder of lunch from the dining table, randomly tossing food onto Ren who was fuming in the corner for some reason. "You look like you were born to be a dad... A natural, you know."
Horohoro blushed at the comment, taking a stolen glance towards Tamao who was busying herself with the dishes. Both Ren and Jun caught the glance and had very different reactions.
"I mean, like, you and Tamao are like made for each other... I can't see why the two of you didn't hook up earlier. Then you could have one of your own..." Jun grinned, relishing the look on Ren's face. Her brother promptly gave her a flying kick that knocked several teeth out of her mouth. Pyron popped out of nowhere and kicked Ren back before disappearing once again into nowhere.
(What was that for?!-Icy)
(Well, I can't sit back and let that gay boy terrorise girls!-J)
(Fine...-Icy)
... Due to disagreements, the authors decided to...
*End of flashback*
Coming back to the present (this is not really the present... If Yoh was 21, then we would be 20, cos he's about a year older. But we're only 16 so he's only 17 now.), we see Yoh still pacing the same spot. Before he could have further worn out the soles of his shoes, a rather fat and familiar hairy nurse strolled out with a wide beam across her face and a hairy mole perched on her nose like a flattened bug.
"Asakura-san, you have a beautiful baby-"
~TBC~
I know I know... We're evil... Review and you'll find out whether its a baby boy or girl. No wait. VOTE!! Please vote whether it should be a boy or a girl!!!! Yeah! And review. We won't post till we see the big 15 on the reviews page!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!
No... I mean it. Review. NOW! Yeah! I'm talking to you! The one with that silly face reading this. You know who you are. Review. and we. mean. it.