Starless
by Icy and J
We've been seeking help and find out that we don't really care what people think. Therefore, regardless of whether you guys review or not, we're going to write. But post only when there are reviews. So there.
We've just obtained a cd that hold in it the very karma sutra of our fanfiction author-liness. The Shaman King New Year Special anime edition. We've never, NEVER watched a single episode of the anime, living entirely off the manga alone. So, having the opportunity of a lifetime, we jumped to the chance and watched the episode... 20 times... Until the only thing running in our heads was...
Funga fufu... funga fufu... funga fufu...
We have no idea what it is but the episode has taught us a great deal and we're about to put this to very VERY good use...
Heheh...
Chapter 4: The Asakura
"Stay calm..." Yohmei suggested. "Breathe deep... In... Out... In... Out..."
Yoh sweatdropped. It sounded like something out of the breathing classes he attended with Anna. The entire shaman gang were running along the coridoor towards the maternity ward. Before the fat, hairy, mole-ish nurse could finish her sentence, Yoh had shoved her aside and sprinted for the wards.
"Do you want another poem?" Horohoro asked, shoving another piece of snotty used, tissue at Yoh. "This one is the master piece of my life!"
Kino snorted. "The only time when that boy gets something sensible on paper is when I can see where I'm going..."
At this, the Asakura elder promptly banged head first into a wall. (For those who do not know, Kino is blind. I think. It said so in book 19.)
Screeching into the wards section, the only thought running through Yoh's mind was...
"Manta! Get off my leg!" Yoh yelled, shaking the midget violently off his leg. Apparently, knowing that he couldn't run for nuts, the little brainiac had hitched a ride... On Yoh's leg. "You're slowing me down!"
"But... But... I can't run!!!!!!!" Manta squealed out before being thrown backwards and onto Ren's head like a fur cap.
"221... 222... 223... 224! We're here!" Yoh called out, swerving into the room and throwing back the curtain drawn around the bed...
"Hello."
"Ann- AAAAARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Yoh screamed at the sight before him. It was... It was... Horrible! It was terrible! It was horrendous! It was...
"Faust here was my doctor." Anna explained, gesturing to the tall blondish guy with... A MOSIAC OVER HIS EYES?!?!!!
Yep. The good doctor had a censorship blurriness over his eyes for some reason. Just imagine Faust with his eyes censored out. Yep.
"Your oversoul called me." Faust said, pointing to Amidamaru who was watching Yomaru play with an orange. For some strange reason, Yomaru was rolling the orange with the palm of his hand on the table, all the while saying...
"Funga fufu... Funga fufu..."
"Hey! That's MY line!" Yoh complained and was about to snatch his lines back when his wife called him.
"Yoh... Aren't you forgetting something?"
With a sheepish smile, Yoh turned and moved towards the bed, gazing at his wife. She looked tired. But happy. Perhaps because she wasn't bloated like she was carrying a whale anymore. Yoh sat himself on the edge of the bed, using his hand to brush the stray strands of hair from her eyes.
"Yoh..." Anna started.
"Hmm?"
"You're supposed to be looking at the baby. Not me. Baka."
Yoh gave her another sheepish grin before turning his sights on the bundle in her arms. It seemed like Anna had given birth to a... bundle of blankets.
"Erm... Where is it?" he asked, prodding the bundle experimentally. Anna rolled her eyes and gently moved a piece of cloth away, exposing the tiniest head of a baby.
Yoh felt a surge in his heart as he reached out and stroked the baby's cheek with his finger. It seemed so small and fragile as it reached out a tiny hand and grasped his finger. For that few seconds, Yoh felt something he hadn't felt before. He felt like needing to give everything for this little bundle, just to keep it safe. He felt like he wanted to do everything in his power to make sure the baby and the person who was holding it were protected. Forever.
"Ahem, Yoh-san."
Okay, so all mushiness has to end sometime.
Yoh looked up at Faust, a stupid grin plastered on his face. He looked almost as stupid as his son. Only he didn't drool.
"You have a bouncing baby..." he trailed off.
"Baby what?" Yoh prompted.
"Yeah. Baby what?" Amidamaru added, tossing Yomaru another orange that bounced off the kid's head.
"So, what is it?" Yohmei asked, strolling into the room, having extracted his wife from the wall. He was closely followed by the rest of the gang who were, as usual, talking non-stop.
"Boy? You must name it Wen. It rhymes with my name."
"No, name it Dorodoro."
"How about if it was a girl? Yoko wouldn't be too bad..."
"Are you sure it's yours this time?"
"Why don't you name it Ryu, Lord of the Flies."
"Lord of the flies? By the way, Ryu, your fly's undone."
"QUIET!!!!!!!" Anna hollered out. She seemed to have recovered from hermore silent bout. "Only Yoh and I will get to name them."
Yoh blinked. "Them?"
"Yes, them."
Everyone turned to the owner of the voice who walked out from behind the curtain. He was none other than...
"YOU operated on MY wife?!" Yoh screamed, jabbing a finger at the rather amused Asakura Hao carrying another bundle. He blinked, before proceeding to place the bundle in Yoh's arms, several kitty kibbles falling out of his sleeves in the process of doing so.
"Congratulations, bro." the powerul shaman announced. "You are the proud father of twins."
~TBC~
I hate ending like that... But we need reviews... We survive on them... Like vampires or something. Yeah. So R&R or you'll get nothing out of us! You hear me? Nothing!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter Thank yous:
We'd like to thank only two people in this chapter. One would be...
Jenn, the reviewer who stuck with us since the prequel of this fic, Kaleidoscope and gave us the idea of a sequel. WE SALUTE YOU!
Geraldine, for lending me the cd! I thrive on Shaman King anime!!!!!! Funga fufu funga fufu funga fufu... WE SALUTE YOU!
by Icy and J
We've been seeking help and find out that we don't really care what people think. Therefore, regardless of whether you guys review or not, we're going to write. But post only when there are reviews. So there.
We've just obtained a cd that hold in it the very karma sutra of our fanfiction author-liness. The Shaman King New Year Special anime edition. We've never, NEVER watched a single episode of the anime, living entirely off the manga alone. So, having the opportunity of a lifetime, we jumped to the chance and watched the episode... 20 times... Until the only thing running in our heads was...
Funga fufu... funga fufu... funga fufu...
We have no idea what it is but the episode has taught us a great deal and we're about to put this to very VERY good use...
Heheh...
Chapter 4: The Asakura
"Stay calm..." Yohmei suggested. "Breathe deep... In... Out... In... Out..."
Yoh sweatdropped. It sounded like something out of the breathing classes he attended with Anna. The entire shaman gang were running along the coridoor towards the maternity ward. Before the fat, hairy, mole-ish nurse could finish her sentence, Yoh had shoved her aside and sprinted for the wards.
"Do you want another poem?" Horohoro asked, shoving another piece of snotty used, tissue at Yoh. "This one is the master piece of my life!"
Kino snorted. "The only time when that boy gets something sensible on paper is when I can see where I'm going..."
At this, the Asakura elder promptly banged head first into a wall. (For those who do not know, Kino is blind. I think. It said so in book 19.)
Screeching into the wards section, the only thought running through Yoh's mind was...
"Manta! Get off my leg!" Yoh yelled, shaking the midget violently off his leg. Apparently, knowing that he couldn't run for nuts, the little brainiac had hitched a ride... On Yoh's leg. "You're slowing me down!"
"But... But... I can't run!!!!!!!" Manta squealed out before being thrown backwards and onto Ren's head like a fur cap.
"221... 222... 223... 224! We're here!" Yoh called out, swerving into the room and throwing back the curtain drawn around the bed...
"Hello."
"Ann- AAAAARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Yoh screamed at the sight before him. It was... It was... Horrible! It was terrible! It was horrendous! It was...
"Faust here was my doctor." Anna explained, gesturing to the tall blondish guy with... A MOSIAC OVER HIS EYES?!?!!!
Yep. The good doctor had a censorship blurriness over his eyes for some reason. Just imagine Faust with his eyes censored out. Yep.
"Your oversoul called me." Faust said, pointing to Amidamaru who was watching Yomaru play with an orange. For some strange reason, Yomaru was rolling the orange with the palm of his hand on the table, all the while saying...
"Funga fufu... Funga fufu..."
"Hey! That's MY line!" Yoh complained and was about to snatch his lines back when his wife called him.
"Yoh... Aren't you forgetting something?"
With a sheepish smile, Yoh turned and moved towards the bed, gazing at his wife. She looked tired. But happy. Perhaps because she wasn't bloated like she was carrying a whale anymore. Yoh sat himself on the edge of the bed, using his hand to brush the stray strands of hair from her eyes.
"Yoh..." Anna started.
"Hmm?"
"You're supposed to be looking at the baby. Not me. Baka."
Yoh gave her another sheepish grin before turning his sights on the bundle in her arms. It seemed like Anna had given birth to a... bundle of blankets.
"Erm... Where is it?" he asked, prodding the bundle experimentally. Anna rolled her eyes and gently moved a piece of cloth away, exposing the tiniest head of a baby.
Yoh felt a surge in his heart as he reached out and stroked the baby's cheek with his finger. It seemed so small and fragile as it reached out a tiny hand and grasped his finger. For that few seconds, Yoh felt something he hadn't felt before. He felt like needing to give everything for this little bundle, just to keep it safe. He felt like he wanted to do everything in his power to make sure the baby and the person who was holding it were protected. Forever.
"Ahem, Yoh-san."
Okay, so all mushiness has to end sometime.
Yoh looked up at Faust, a stupid grin plastered on his face. He looked almost as stupid as his son. Only he didn't drool.
"You have a bouncing baby..." he trailed off.
"Baby what?" Yoh prompted.
"Yeah. Baby what?" Amidamaru added, tossing Yomaru another orange that bounced off the kid's head.
"So, what is it?" Yohmei asked, strolling into the room, having extracted his wife from the wall. He was closely followed by the rest of the gang who were, as usual, talking non-stop.
"Boy? You must name it Wen. It rhymes with my name."
"No, name it Dorodoro."
"How about if it was a girl? Yoko wouldn't be too bad..."
"Are you sure it's yours this time?"
"Why don't you name it Ryu, Lord of the Flies."
"Lord of the flies? By the way, Ryu, your fly's undone."
"QUIET!!!!!!!" Anna hollered out. She seemed to have recovered from hermore silent bout. "Only Yoh and I will get to name them."
Yoh blinked. "Them?"
"Yes, them."
Everyone turned to the owner of the voice who walked out from behind the curtain. He was none other than...
"YOU operated on MY wife?!" Yoh screamed, jabbing a finger at the rather amused Asakura Hao carrying another bundle. He blinked, before proceeding to place the bundle in Yoh's arms, several kitty kibbles falling out of his sleeves in the process of doing so.
"Congratulations, bro." the powerul shaman announced. "You are the proud father of twins."
~TBC~
I hate ending like that... But we need reviews... We survive on them... Like vampires or something. Yeah. So R&R or you'll get nothing out of us! You hear me? Nothing!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter Thank yous:
We'd like to thank only two people in this chapter. One would be...
Jenn, the reviewer who stuck with us since the prequel of this fic, Kaleidoscope and gave us the idea of a sequel. WE SALUTE YOU!
Geraldine, for lending me the cd! I thrive on Shaman King anime!!!!!! Funga fufu funga fufu funga fufu... WE SALUTE YOU!