Starless
by Icy and J
Ok... Here's a balant advertisement. Due to our obvious deterioration in humour, we're looking for anyone willing to be our co-author! Yep. 3 authors on one fic. Two brains are better than one. Three brains is utter rubbish. Therefore we are advertising for the third brain. Please send in your 'resume' via review. Yep. Review if you wanna join in. Just tell us why you want to. That's all.
We've noted and acknowledged your kind reviews... Even though there are only TWO... A pox on you all who don't review! So there!
Chapter 5: You must be joking...
Yoh looked like an artic landscape... All white and stuff. He was about to collaspe on the floor in utter shock of his sudden added responsibility. His orange rolling son was already more than a handful. Twins would require the mutation of an extra arm or two...
"This is your baby girl," Hao said, hacking all of a sudden so a kitty kibble unexplainably shot out of his nose and slopped itself on Ren's forehead. He handed the tiny bundle over to the shell-shocked brother of his.
"And this is our son." Anna explained, her finger stroking the soft blonde hair of her new baby boy. "What shall we name them?"
Yoh pondered on this for a moment. "How about B1 and B2? Like that bananas in pajamas show..."
Anna shot him a look that made his insides melt. Literally. "Maybe we can call him Yohkai. But we're still left with one more to name..." she said, gesturing to her auburn haired daughter.
"And we can call her..."
"Borodoro!" Horohoro called out, jumping up and down on Ryu's foot excitedly.
"Wen!" Ren shot back, removing both Manta and the kitty kibble from his tortured head and dropping them both soundly on the floor.
"Aw man... shut up... This is serious." Yoh said... Actually. More like whined. "I was thinking... We could name her after Anna... Since both Yomaru and Yohkai are in my name..."
"NO!" Kino interjected forcefully. "The Asakura family is a line of many 'yoh's in our names. Those with direct blood relation must be so named as we have been once cursed by the PARA-PARA GOD!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone stared at the Asakura elder. "What?" Tamao asked again, scratching her head. It was hard to think with such a small brain.
(Hey! What was that for?!-Icy)
(*shrugs* I guess I'm not such a big Tamao fan...-J)
(Isn't that a biased remark...-Icy)
"Well..." Kino continued. "Me and Yohmei have come up with a *cough* *cough* name for the girl... It's erm... Yohko."
Everyone blinked.
"It's erm..." Manta said. "A nice name..."
"Of course it's a nice name for such a cuuuuttttttteeeeeeeeee baby!!!!!!!!!!" Ryu squealed at the baby, cooing at it until...
"WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" Yohko began wailing like a broken siren, causing her father to come into a full panic mode. At this moment, a rather familiar, fat, mole-ish nurse entered the room and whisked the two babies away with one scoop. Anna looked like she was about to start wailing too...
"Doctor, you're wanted in section 2-A for heart surgery." the nurse explained, stuffing a hanky in Yohko's mouth to stop her from wailing anymore. "And please stitch up the wound this time... The last patient is still waiting for his wound to be closed."
Faust nodded, the mosiac bouncing happily up and down his nose bridge. Smiling, he exited the room with the fat nurse, leaving them with one last sentence.
"I think we should give them SOME privacy... And can Tamao come with me? We have something to discuss."
Everyone took the hint and left the two new parents (not really... if you count in Yomaru) alone for some peace. Yoh moved closer to Anna a smile etching itself on his face, a warmth filling his mind and soul. This was not the first time he had felt this good about himself.
"Funga fufu..."
(Reading the comments on our last fic 'Kaleidoscope', we took one request and have added in a hentai bit. Those under the age of 156 years of age, please close your eyes. Your eyes might melt. Really.-J)
(Not if I can help it...-Icy)
Yoh began...
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-paragraph censored-
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(WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!-J)
(We can write one later. This one is not supposed to contain such material.-Icy)
(What do you mean by that! They WEREN'T wearing any material.-J)
(... Your stupidity never seems to amaze me...-Icy)
At this point in time, who chose to step in but...
"Tamao!" Yoh yelped, caught off guard with himself not fully dressed. He was missing a certain piece of clothing...
"Your sock is on the light, Yoh." Anna stated, gesturing to the ceiling light above. With a sheepish grin, Yoh retrieved the sock and turned his attention back to Tamao.
"What did Faust say, Tamao?" he asked, concerned by the odd look on her face that said that not everything was alright. "Are you okay?"
Tamao nodded, a tear stinging her eye. It was hard to say this, especially to Yoh and Anna. She didn't have much of a choice anyhow and this only served to make her feel worse than she already did. If only this conversation did not have to take place. But it did. The truth had to come into the light. Leaving things in the dark only meant hiding away a part of your soul and that part would probably never come back.
She should probably just get on with it.
"Yoh-sama... Anna-sama... I'm... Dying..."
~TBC~
Yep. This is all. please refer to the begining paragraph to see what we have to say.
by Icy and J
Ok... Here's a balant advertisement. Due to our obvious deterioration in humour, we're looking for anyone willing to be our co-author! Yep. 3 authors on one fic. Two brains are better than one. Three brains is utter rubbish. Therefore we are advertising for the third brain. Please send in your 'resume' via review. Yep. Review if you wanna join in. Just tell us why you want to. That's all.
We've noted and acknowledged your kind reviews... Even though there are only TWO... A pox on you all who don't review! So there!
Chapter 5: You must be joking...
Yoh looked like an artic landscape... All white and stuff. He was about to collaspe on the floor in utter shock of his sudden added responsibility. His orange rolling son was already more than a handful. Twins would require the mutation of an extra arm or two...
"This is your baby girl," Hao said, hacking all of a sudden so a kitty kibble unexplainably shot out of his nose and slopped itself on Ren's forehead. He handed the tiny bundle over to the shell-shocked brother of his.
"And this is our son." Anna explained, her finger stroking the soft blonde hair of her new baby boy. "What shall we name them?"
Yoh pondered on this for a moment. "How about B1 and B2? Like that bananas in pajamas show..."
Anna shot him a look that made his insides melt. Literally. "Maybe we can call him Yohkai. But we're still left with one more to name..." she said, gesturing to her auburn haired daughter.
"And we can call her..."
"Borodoro!" Horohoro called out, jumping up and down on Ryu's foot excitedly.
"Wen!" Ren shot back, removing both Manta and the kitty kibble from his tortured head and dropping them both soundly on the floor.
"Aw man... shut up... This is serious." Yoh said... Actually. More like whined. "I was thinking... We could name her after Anna... Since both Yomaru and Yohkai are in my name..."
"NO!" Kino interjected forcefully. "The Asakura family is a line of many 'yoh's in our names. Those with direct blood relation must be so named as we have been once cursed by the PARA-PARA GOD!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone stared at the Asakura elder. "What?" Tamao asked again, scratching her head. It was hard to think with such a small brain.
(Hey! What was that for?!-Icy)
(*shrugs* I guess I'm not such a big Tamao fan...-J)
(Isn't that a biased remark...-Icy)
"Well..." Kino continued. "Me and Yohmei have come up with a *cough* *cough* name for the girl... It's erm... Yohko."
Everyone blinked.
"It's erm..." Manta said. "A nice name..."
"Of course it's a nice name for such a cuuuuttttttteeeeeeeeee baby!!!!!!!!!!" Ryu squealed at the baby, cooing at it until...
"WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" Yohko began wailing like a broken siren, causing her father to come into a full panic mode. At this moment, a rather familiar, fat, mole-ish nurse entered the room and whisked the two babies away with one scoop. Anna looked like she was about to start wailing too...
"Doctor, you're wanted in section 2-A for heart surgery." the nurse explained, stuffing a hanky in Yohko's mouth to stop her from wailing anymore. "And please stitch up the wound this time... The last patient is still waiting for his wound to be closed."
Faust nodded, the mosiac bouncing happily up and down his nose bridge. Smiling, he exited the room with the fat nurse, leaving them with one last sentence.
"I think we should give them SOME privacy... And can Tamao come with me? We have something to discuss."
Everyone took the hint and left the two new parents (not really... if you count in Yomaru) alone for some peace. Yoh moved closer to Anna a smile etching itself on his face, a warmth filling his mind and soul. This was not the first time he had felt this good about himself.
"Funga fufu..."
(Reading the comments on our last fic 'Kaleidoscope', we took one request and have added in a hentai bit. Those under the age of 156 years of age, please close your eyes. Your eyes might melt. Really.-J)
(Not if I can help it...-Icy)
Yoh began...
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-paragraph censored-
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(WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!-J)
(We can write one later. This one is not supposed to contain such material.-Icy)
(What do you mean by that! They WEREN'T wearing any material.-J)
(... Your stupidity never seems to amaze me...-Icy)
At this point in time, who chose to step in but...
"Tamao!" Yoh yelped, caught off guard with himself not fully dressed. He was missing a certain piece of clothing...
"Your sock is on the light, Yoh." Anna stated, gesturing to the ceiling light above. With a sheepish grin, Yoh retrieved the sock and turned his attention back to Tamao.
"What did Faust say, Tamao?" he asked, concerned by the odd look on her face that said that not everything was alright. "Are you okay?"
Tamao nodded, a tear stinging her eye. It was hard to say this, especially to Yoh and Anna. She didn't have much of a choice anyhow and this only served to make her feel worse than she already did. If only this conversation did not have to take place. But it did. The truth had to come into the light. Leaving things in the dark only meant hiding away a part of your soul and that part would probably never come back.
She should probably just get on with it.
"Yoh-sama... Anna-sama... I'm... Dying..."
~TBC~
Yep. This is all. please refer to the begining paragraph to see what we have to say.