Starless
by Icy and J
We have finally decided that this story has abosolutely NO PLOT. We would like to thank the kind reviewer who told us so. However, we are still going to write any mish-mash that comes to our minds. And of course, we're going to let our new original characters have a little part to play in all of this...
BTW, we would really like to see more reviews. So please please please review...
Chapter 7: P.I.T.B.
"We've got a code red situation." Ren explained as the gathered shamen followed him down the cooridoor towards the lifts. "Tokyo hospital has gone P.I.T.B. full alert."
Yoh raised an eyebrow, trying to stop the squirming Yomaru in his arms from pulling out his father's hair. "What's P.I.T-OWWWWW!!!!!"
The tiny toddler laughed, waving a bunch of brown hair pulled from Yoh's head. Anna gave him a smile and took Yomaru from her husband. Yomaru, having safely snuggled into the itako's arms, fell right asleep again.
"Why can't he ever behave with me?!" Yoh complained, rubbing his sore head. Ren rolled his eyes, jabbing at the lift buttons, bringing the elevator to the lobby floor.
"Asakura will brief us all on the situation and plan of action."
The doors slid open with a mechanical whir to see the entire lobby transformed into something out of a war movie. There was camouflage coloured nets and leafy stuff all over, turning the scene into one resembling a tropical jungle. Complete with the large red and orange birds and pink fruit bats.
"Welcome to Alpha base." Hao greeted them, a smile spreading across his face. He was surrounded by large people wearing army green camouflage uniforms, each holding a large tube of... toothpaste?! In a flash of green stuff, the men of the assembled shaman group were fitted into army suits as well.
"How come YOU and the GIRLS don't need to wear this?!" Horohoro yelled, plucking at the army pants and stamping his army boots angrily.
Hao rolled his eyes. "Of course they don't! Besides, they're bait."
Yoh's eyes widened to the size of saucers. "You're using MY WIFE as bait?! What are you catching? A flu?!"
Faust laughed, sending chills down everyone's spines. He may have sung really well but his laughter... Eerieeeeeeeeeee...
"There is a P.I.T.B. 'Pervert in the building'. Going around doing..." Faust shuddered. "... improper things to ladies in here."
Everyone sweatdropped. This didn't sound too good...
*10 minutes later...*
"This is boring..." Anna complained, tapping her foot impatiently on the floor. "I don't think they're EVER going to catch that hentai..."
Tamao nodded. They had been waiting at the same spot for quite long and there was absolutely NO sign of the culprit. Perhaps it was because the girls were rather obviously surrounded by Hao's poorly hidden men. There was a man the size of a bull trying to squeeze behind a skinny looking trash can. Hopeless.
"I'm going to get a drink." Anna announced, stalking off towards the general direction of the drinks machines. "If we continue waiting here, we won't get anything done."
Tamao sighed. Anna was never really known to be a patient person. Especially when it came to waiting for anything other than Yoh. For Yoh, it was painfully subtle that she would follow him to the ends of the earth if nessecary...
"AAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone jumped as the itako came back in a rage, the can drink crushed in the palm of her hand. "WHAT AN A**H*LE!!!"
Hao blinked. "What happened? You'll scare away the perv-" He was rather cut short with a hard slap to the face.
"That bast*rd pinched my b*tt!!" she screamed in his face. She snatched the walkie talkie from the cowering Hao's hand, barking new orders into it. "I want all of you to find that hentai and kill him! Destroy! Eradicate! Make sure he never stands again! Use a steamroller! Just find him!!!!!!!!!"
"He must be a very brave fellow that guy to try that on Anna..." Hao commented, rubbing his cheek.
Suddenly...
(OI! stop it with the 'suddenly's!-Icy)
(I think the readers like it. So there.-J)
(*rolls eyes and mutters something about low iq*-Icy)
... Kino runs (she can run?!) into the scene, waving her walking stick and screaming like a strangulated chicken. "I've been attacked by the pervert!!!! Outrage of modesty!!!! Pure evil I say!!!"
Hao sniggered. "That guy is not only getting braver, he's also going blind..."
"I HEARD THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kino screamed again, bonking Hao on the head with her walking stick several times.
Suddenly, Jeanne the Holy Maiden slapped Lyserg for the fun of it.
"Where did you two come from?!" Ren shrieked in horror, hiding behind the irritated Horohoro.
Jeanne shrugged, continuing to slap the poor boy. "They sent for me." she stated, pointing a finger up towards the ceiling. Suddenly (there you go again...) two silvery forms floated down from the sky, filling the room with bright light.
"Who are you?!" Ren shrieked again. One of the silvery forms cringed at the overly sharp sound.
"We're angels of Light..." said one, a heavenly glow emmenating from its wings.
"... And death." said the other, rubbing its ear painfully.
"And we're here to take one of you with us."
Yoh blinked. "Where? Disneyland? I've always wanted to go-"
The angel of death hit Yoh soundly on the head. "To the other world of course, numbskull!"
"Yes, my associate is correct. We're here to summon..."
~TBC~
Haha... someone's going to die... Please R&R. Its important.
by Icy and J
We have finally decided that this story has abosolutely NO PLOT. We would like to thank the kind reviewer who told us so. However, we are still going to write any mish-mash that comes to our minds. And of course, we're going to let our new original characters have a little part to play in all of this...
BTW, we would really like to see more reviews. So please please please review...
Chapter 7: P.I.T.B.
"We've got a code red situation." Ren explained as the gathered shamen followed him down the cooridoor towards the lifts. "Tokyo hospital has gone P.I.T.B. full alert."
Yoh raised an eyebrow, trying to stop the squirming Yomaru in his arms from pulling out his father's hair. "What's P.I.T-OWWWWW!!!!!"
The tiny toddler laughed, waving a bunch of brown hair pulled from Yoh's head. Anna gave him a smile and took Yomaru from her husband. Yomaru, having safely snuggled into the itako's arms, fell right asleep again.
"Why can't he ever behave with me?!" Yoh complained, rubbing his sore head. Ren rolled his eyes, jabbing at the lift buttons, bringing the elevator to the lobby floor.
"Asakura will brief us all on the situation and plan of action."
The doors slid open with a mechanical whir to see the entire lobby transformed into something out of a war movie. There was camouflage coloured nets and leafy stuff all over, turning the scene into one resembling a tropical jungle. Complete with the large red and orange birds and pink fruit bats.
"Welcome to Alpha base." Hao greeted them, a smile spreading across his face. He was surrounded by large people wearing army green camouflage uniforms, each holding a large tube of... toothpaste?! In a flash of green stuff, the men of the assembled shaman group were fitted into army suits as well.
"How come YOU and the GIRLS don't need to wear this?!" Horohoro yelled, plucking at the army pants and stamping his army boots angrily.
Hao rolled his eyes. "Of course they don't! Besides, they're bait."
Yoh's eyes widened to the size of saucers. "You're using MY WIFE as bait?! What are you catching? A flu?!"
Faust laughed, sending chills down everyone's spines. He may have sung really well but his laughter... Eerieeeeeeeeeee...
"There is a P.I.T.B. 'Pervert in the building'. Going around doing..." Faust shuddered. "... improper things to ladies in here."
Everyone sweatdropped. This didn't sound too good...
*10 minutes later...*
"This is boring..." Anna complained, tapping her foot impatiently on the floor. "I don't think they're EVER going to catch that hentai..."
Tamao nodded. They had been waiting at the same spot for quite long and there was absolutely NO sign of the culprit. Perhaps it was because the girls were rather obviously surrounded by Hao's poorly hidden men. There was a man the size of a bull trying to squeeze behind a skinny looking trash can. Hopeless.
"I'm going to get a drink." Anna announced, stalking off towards the general direction of the drinks machines. "If we continue waiting here, we won't get anything done."
Tamao sighed. Anna was never really known to be a patient person. Especially when it came to waiting for anything other than Yoh. For Yoh, it was painfully subtle that she would follow him to the ends of the earth if nessecary...
"AAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone jumped as the itako came back in a rage, the can drink crushed in the palm of her hand. "WHAT AN A**H*LE!!!"
Hao blinked. "What happened? You'll scare away the perv-" He was rather cut short with a hard slap to the face.
"That bast*rd pinched my b*tt!!" she screamed in his face. She snatched the walkie talkie from the cowering Hao's hand, barking new orders into it. "I want all of you to find that hentai and kill him! Destroy! Eradicate! Make sure he never stands again! Use a steamroller! Just find him!!!!!!!!!"
"He must be a very brave fellow that guy to try that on Anna..." Hao commented, rubbing his cheek.
Suddenly...
(OI! stop it with the 'suddenly's!-Icy)
(I think the readers like it. So there.-J)
(*rolls eyes and mutters something about low iq*-Icy)
... Kino runs (she can run?!) into the scene, waving her walking stick and screaming like a strangulated chicken. "I've been attacked by the pervert!!!! Outrage of modesty!!!! Pure evil I say!!!"
Hao sniggered. "That guy is not only getting braver, he's also going blind..."
"I HEARD THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kino screamed again, bonking Hao on the head with her walking stick several times.
Suddenly, Jeanne the Holy Maiden slapped Lyserg for the fun of it.
"Where did you two come from?!" Ren shrieked in horror, hiding behind the irritated Horohoro.
Jeanne shrugged, continuing to slap the poor boy. "They sent for me." she stated, pointing a finger up towards the ceiling. Suddenly (there you go again...) two silvery forms floated down from the sky, filling the room with bright light.
"Who are you?!" Ren shrieked again. One of the silvery forms cringed at the overly sharp sound.
"We're angels of Light..." said one, a heavenly glow emmenating from its wings.
"... And death." said the other, rubbing its ear painfully.
"And we're here to take one of you with us."
Yoh blinked. "Where? Disneyland? I've always wanted to go-"
The angel of death hit Yoh soundly on the head. "To the other world of course, numbskull!"
"Yes, my associate is correct. We're here to summon..."
~TBC~
Haha... someone's going to die... Please R&R. Its important.