Starless
by Icy and J
A/N: This will be the last chapter cause we're dry of ideas and now embarking on a new fic. A much more serious one I'm afraid. Plus, J requests that we write a lemon... We'll see bout that...
This will be the end of a long story and an equally long sequel. We'd like to thank all reviewers (Especially Jenn! *Muacks!*-J) for their kind support. Please review... Because this last chapter is for you. This is really what reviewers wanted but we never wrote them... All except the hentai bits of course. And to all you friends who know us personally, thanks you for your... erm... kind... comments...
Chapter 9: Homeward bound
After almost an hour of non-stop ultra loud yelling and ranting, Anna had decided that her son had enough scolding for the day.
"Like father like son... Both hentai to the bone..." she muttered, shifting her blonde haired son in her arms in a position so he didn't drool too much on her. Yoh gave her a sheepish shrug, sliding into the back of the taxi next to her. Carefully, he extracted Yomaru from his tortured head of hair and left him to Amidamaru's care, turning his attention to Yohko who had taken to chewing on his shirt.
They really had come a long way. Through countless battles fought and won, some physical, others purely emotional. Through a mountain of baby diapers, toys that are disasters waiting to be tripped over. Through a mad pair of fanfic authors and a sequel.
Yep. They had been through hell and back again...
"What did your brother give us?" Anna suddenly asked. Yoh glanced at the mountain of baby shower gifts before them before his eyes settled on a nice crate of...
"Kitty kibbles." Yoh said, making a face. "Fluff ball flavoured..."
"Eww... Horohoro?"
"Ooo... This one is cool..." Yoh commented, taking a large bag out of the pile. "Mini snow boards!"
Anna glanced at the two minature snowboards Horohoro had made himself and painted in scrawly preschool handwriting standard kanji 'Horohoro rawks!!!!!!' on each side in neon pink. While it was already horrendously glaring, another neon pink thing was sticking out of the stack...
"Ren gave us a... A... Actually, what is this?!"
The itako took one look at it and almost laughed. The gifts were two small neon pink suits more commonly seen on drag queens. There was even a larger one with Yoh's name sewn on it... In frills.
(In response to a question a friend asked... Ren is gay because we couldn't find a better use for him... Haha... No, really. We couldn't pair him up with someone else. It would be too cruel...-Icy)
(It wasn't my idea...-J)
(Oh REALLY??!!-Icy)
Either ways, moving on...
"Faust wanted to give us a present..." Yoh began while sifting through the rather large bump of grassy earth that could count as a hill sized pile of junk. "But after he tried to give us the bone of his leg..."
(There you go again! I thought we were over and done with that large bump stuff!!!!!!-J)
(Stop whining, and move over. Your butt and ego are taking up too much space on this chair...-Icy)
(Oh yeah?! Then we'll halve this chair! *takes out a saw* This side is mine!!!!-J)
THUNK.
"Did you hear that?" Amidamaru asked, putting a ghostly hand to his... erm... ghostly ear. "Sounded like some elephant falling down..."
(WHAT ELEPHANT?!!!!!!!!-Icy)
He couldn't say much more as a huge roll of ghostly duct tape had appeared out of nowhere and taped his mouth firmly shut. No one else saud anything about the large half of a chair that had somehow fallen down on the roof of the car.
Suddenly...
(Stop it lah... Your limited vocabulary is embarrassing me...-Icy)
(Oh yeah?! I'm proud of my... big vocabulary! I'll show you 'limited vocabulary'...-J)
Suddenly, Ren popped out of nowhere and his face slammed against the window, making him look really... stupid. I have no other word for that.
(I rest my case.-Icy)
(Hey, My english is nice and simple! Did you look at what you wrote for Literature today?! I can't understand half the stuff you write! No, make that ALL the stuff!!!! It's like something a yoga übermenschen would say to confuse his students!-J)
(You... You... YOU LOOKED THROUGH MY BAG????!!!!!!!-Icy)
(Erm... *laughs nervously*... Not exactly...Hahaha... Erm... You went for that toilet break and all...-J)
*We are know experiencing techincal difficulties... Please standby...*
Anyways...
Just as suddenly as Ren appeared, he was pried of the window by a lampost, removing his face from the car window.
Anna blinked. "What was that?"
"Hmm? This?" Yoh asked, picking up a rather decent looking blue box. "Looks like something from my dad..."
Just as Yoh was about to open the box, it exploded in his hands!!!!! No, just kidding. The box fell apart as a chubby chibi mess of fur, saliva and tails pounced onto Yoh's face.
"UUUMMMPPPHHH!!!!!!!" Yoh yelled, rather muffled by the...
"Your dad gave us a mutt??!" Anna said rather slowly and calmly... in her standards of calm anyway. "We already have three salivating, non-house broken beings on our hands. We can't afford another!"
The chibi chubby/chubby chibi grey and white puppy blinked at Anna with large watery eyes and a look on its face that would make the Rock melt in his spandex wrestling outfit.
"Aww... Come on, Anna..." Yoh whined, taking on a face similar to the puppy's. "Can't we keep him???"
Anna looked at her husband. Then at the dog. Then at her husband. Then at the dog. Then at her husband. Then at-
(CUT IT OUT!!!!!-Icy)
-the dog. Then at Yomaru who was, for some strange unknown reason, driving the car.
"Fine fine fine..." She said reluctantly with a sigh. "But make sure he doesn't..."
"I will call you... PEE-CHAN!!!!" Yoh declared, lifting the pee-chan up like Simba in The Lion King. Suddenly...
Whizzzzzz.......
"Erm... Anna...?"
"What?"
"Pee-chan... I think he just lived up to his name..."
"AAAAAAARGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YYYYOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~Owari~
Well, that's all folks. Seems we keep ending our fics with piss...-Icy
I know...Anyways, please R&R. Perhaps we will write another epilougue. Just something to fill time before our next big BIG story...-J
I didn't know we were going to write a another fic...-Icy
Now we are... Heheheh... *rubs hands together evilly and runs off laughing evilly into the sunset*-J)
(Oh wait! Come back here! We forgot to kill Tamao!-Icy)
(Oh ya...-J)
~The P.S~
Chapter 9 and 3 quarters: The killing of Tamao
A/N: This will be short. But will do. We will do it... Pick em style...
"What a hot day it is..." Tamao yawned, relaxing back onto the warm surface of the road. For some strange reason, she was lying in the middle of the road...
a) sunbathing.
b) eating melting ice cream but getting most it it down her nose.
c) waiting to be killed.
d) painting her fingernails... and her whole hand since she had so much nail polish.
e) scratching all over like a monkey.
f) thinking of Yoh and that moment in chapter 6... Hahaha...
Anyways, she was minding her own business when something caught her eye. It was...
a) a rare hawaiian bird... Complete with all the toppings and pineapples and cheese.
b) snow! In summer! Nuclear winter!
c) Ren cat walking up and down the side of the road in his pink frilly drag queen outfit, trying to hitch a ride.
d) Horo horo, being one with nature by grazing with cows.
e) a strange woman named edith running around in a frilly petticoat and kid boots.
f) a chicken crossing the road to get to the other side.
Of course, she was too absorbed in watching this new distraction to even notice the reckless car, driven by a three year old, coming along her way...
Well. In short, she didn't die there. She hopped out of the way just in the nick of time, only to run straight off the road... and off a cliff. So. She died. So there.
From then on, Anna and Yoh had...
a) a peaceful home life, with their beautiful children. Yohko looked like Yoh, Yohkai looked like Anna and Yomaru... Well, you can't expect too much out of a test tube... Their love grew and blossomed over the years, and they grew old together and watched the changing times pass by. The only thing that never changed was the way they loved each other. Hao and Jeanne (Where did THIS come from?!-Icy) (Don't look at me...-J) also got married, and she had 8 children, since she felt it was nice to have the same number of children as she did X-Laws. She had to give up all her super powers, the pin bed she slept on and sell Shamash to a travelling side show. But, she was happy to become a domestic woman while Hao managed to feed the family somehow...although no one ever really figured out where he got all that money.
b) six children in five years. Anna gained a hefty 30 kg that she never lost, and Yoh took up a job cleaning bowling balls. Three of the children got the good DNA...but the other three... Nevermind. On the other hand, Hao and Jeanne (HUH???!!!) lived a wonderful life, and never got married. Instead, they lived together in sin, but had a damn good time nonetheless. Ren ran off to Thailand to escape his fathers wrath and assumed the new name 'Bobo', living in a cabaret show. Horohoro... well, he and the other characters... Shucks! Who cares?
c) some good times and more bad times, but Yoh's mental condition was deteriorating, unknown and hidden to everyone else. One evening, while there was a full moon, Yoh's eyes began to glow strangely and he slaughtered Anna, Hao, Jeanne, Horo horo, and all the other characters. He then wandered off to gain positive karma and never was heard from again. It is said that he became possessed by an all powerful being... THE PARA PARA GOD!!!!!!! Ahem.
~Owari~
~Really~
~We mean it~
~Stop reading. There's nothing more.~
~Please R&R~
~Stop clicking now...~
~Stop.~
~STTTTOOOOOOPPPPPPP IIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!~
Bleep.
by Icy and J
A/N: This will be the last chapter cause we're dry of ideas and now embarking on a new fic. A much more serious one I'm afraid. Plus, J requests that we write a lemon... We'll see bout that...
This will be the end of a long story and an equally long sequel. We'd like to thank all reviewers (Especially Jenn! *Muacks!*-J) for their kind support. Please review... Because this last chapter is for you. This is really what reviewers wanted but we never wrote them... All except the hentai bits of course. And to all you friends who know us personally, thanks you for your... erm... kind... comments...
Chapter 9: Homeward bound
After almost an hour of non-stop ultra loud yelling and ranting, Anna had decided that her son had enough scolding for the day.
"Like father like son... Both hentai to the bone..." she muttered, shifting her blonde haired son in her arms in a position so he didn't drool too much on her. Yoh gave her a sheepish shrug, sliding into the back of the taxi next to her. Carefully, he extracted Yomaru from his tortured head of hair and left him to Amidamaru's care, turning his attention to Yohko who had taken to chewing on his shirt.
They really had come a long way. Through countless battles fought and won, some physical, others purely emotional. Through a mountain of baby diapers, toys that are disasters waiting to be tripped over. Through a mad pair of fanfic authors and a sequel.
Yep. They had been through hell and back again...
"What did your brother give us?" Anna suddenly asked. Yoh glanced at the mountain of baby shower gifts before them before his eyes settled on a nice crate of...
"Kitty kibbles." Yoh said, making a face. "Fluff ball flavoured..."
"Eww... Horohoro?"
"Ooo... This one is cool..." Yoh commented, taking a large bag out of the pile. "Mini snow boards!"
Anna glanced at the two minature snowboards Horohoro had made himself and painted in scrawly preschool handwriting standard kanji 'Horohoro rawks!!!!!!' on each side in neon pink. While it was already horrendously glaring, another neon pink thing was sticking out of the stack...
"Ren gave us a... A... Actually, what is this?!"
The itako took one look at it and almost laughed. The gifts were two small neon pink suits more commonly seen on drag queens. There was even a larger one with Yoh's name sewn on it... In frills.
(In response to a question a friend asked... Ren is gay because we couldn't find a better use for him... Haha... No, really. We couldn't pair him up with someone else. It would be too cruel...-Icy)
(It wasn't my idea...-J)
(Oh REALLY??!!-Icy)
Either ways, moving on...
"Faust wanted to give us a present..." Yoh began while sifting through the rather large bump of grassy earth that could count as a hill sized pile of junk. "But after he tried to give us the bone of his leg..."
(There you go again! I thought we were over and done with that large bump stuff!!!!!!-J)
(Stop whining, and move over. Your butt and ego are taking up too much space on this chair...-Icy)
(Oh yeah?! Then we'll halve this chair! *takes out a saw* This side is mine!!!!-J)
THUNK.
"Did you hear that?" Amidamaru asked, putting a ghostly hand to his... erm... ghostly ear. "Sounded like some elephant falling down..."
(WHAT ELEPHANT?!!!!!!!!-Icy)
He couldn't say much more as a huge roll of ghostly duct tape had appeared out of nowhere and taped his mouth firmly shut. No one else saud anything about the large half of a chair that had somehow fallen down on the roof of the car.
Suddenly...
(Stop it lah... Your limited vocabulary is embarrassing me...-Icy)
(Oh yeah?! I'm proud of my... big vocabulary! I'll show you 'limited vocabulary'...-J)
Suddenly, Ren popped out of nowhere and his face slammed against the window, making him look really... stupid. I have no other word for that.
(I rest my case.-Icy)
(Hey, My english is nice and simple! Did you look at what you wrote for Literature today?! I can't understand half the stuff you write! No, make that ALL the stuff!!!! It's like something a yoga übermenschen would say to confuse his students!-J)
(You... You... YOU LOOKED THROUGH MY BAG????!!!!!!!-Icy)
(Erm... *laughs nervously*... Not exactly...Hahaha... Erm... You went for that toilet break and all...-J)
*We are know experiencing techincal difficulties... Please standby...*
Anyways...
Just as suddenly as Ren appeared, he was pried of the window by a lampost, removing his face from the car window.
Anna blinked. "What was that?"
"Hmm? This?" Yoh asked, picking up a rather decent looking blue box. "Looks like something from my dad..."
Just as Yoh was about to open the box, it exploded in his hands!!!!! No, just kidding. The box fell apart as a chubby chibi mess of fur, saliva and tails pounced onto Yoh's face.
"UUUMMMPPPHHH!!!!!!!" Yoh yelled, rather muffled by the...
"Your dad gave us a mutt??!" Anna said rather slowly and calmly... in her standards of calm anyway. "We already have three salivating, non-house broken beings on our hands. We can't afford another!"
The chibi chubby/chubby chibi grey and white puppy blinked at Anna with large watery eyes and a look on its face that would make the Rock melt in his spandex wrestling outfit.
"Aww... Come on, Anna..." Yoh whined, taking on a face similar to the puppy's. "Can't we keep him???"
Anna looked at her husband. Then at the dog. Then at her husband. Then at the dog. Then at her husband. Then at-
(CUT IT OUT!!!!!-Icy)
-the dog. Then at Yomaru who was, for some strange unknown reason, driving the car.
"Fine fine fine..." She said reluctantly with a sigh. "But make sure he doesn't..."
"I will call you... PEE-CHAN!!!!" Yoh declared, lifting the pee-chan up like Simba in The Lion King. Suddenly...
Whizzzzzz.......
"Erm... Anna...?"
"What?"
"Pee-chan... I think he just lived up to his name..."
"AAAAAAARGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YYYYOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
~Owari~
Well, that's all folks. Seems we keep ending our fics with piss...-Icy
I know...Anyways, please R&R. Perhaps we will write another epilougue. Just something to fill time before our next big BIG story...-J
I didn't know we were going to write a another fic...-Icy
Now we are... Heheheh... *rubs hands together evilly and runs off laughing evilly into the sunset*-J)
(Oh wait! Come back here! We forgot to kill Tamao!-Icy)
(Oh ya...-J)
~The P.S~
Chapter 9 and 3 quarters: The killing of Tamao
A/N: This will be short. But will do. We will do it... Pick em style...
"What a hot day it is..." Tamao yawned, relaxing back onto the warm surface of the road. For some strange reason, she was lying in the middle of the road...
a) sunbathing.
b) eating melting ice cream but getting most it it down her nose.
c) waiting to be killed.
d) painting her fingernails... and her whole hand since she had so much nail polish.
e) scratching all over like a monkey.
f) thinking of Yoh and that moment in chapter 6... Hahaha...
Anyways, she was minding her own business when something caught her eye. It was...
a) a rare hawaiian bird... Complete with all the toppings and pineapples and cheese.
b) snow! In summer! Nuclear winter!
c) Ren cat walking up and down the side of the road in his pink frilly drag queen outfit, trying to hitch a ride.
d) Horo horo, being one with nature by grazing with cows.
e) a strange woman named edith running around in a frilly petticoat and kid boots.
f) a chicken crossing the road to get to the other side.
Of course, she was too absorbed in watching this new distraction to even notice the reckless car, driven by a three year old, coming along her way...
Well. In short, she didn't die there. She hopped out of the way just in the nick of time, only to run straight off the road... and off a cliff. So. She died. So there.
From then on, Anna and Yoh had...
a) a peaceful home life, with their beautiful children. Yohko looked like Yoh, Yohkai looked like Anna and Yomaru... Well, you can't expect too much out of a test tube... Their love grew and blossomed over the years, and they grew old together and watched the changing times pass by. The only thing that never changed was the way they loved each other. Hao and Jeanne (Where did THIS come from?!-Icy) (Don't look at me...-J) also got married, and she had 8 children, since she felt it was nice to have the same number of children as she did X-Laws. She had to give up all her super powers, the pin bed she slept on and sell Shamash to a travelling side show. But, she was happy to become a domestic woman while Hao managed to feed the family somehow...although no one ever really figured out where he got all that money.
b) six children in five years. Anna gained a hefty 30 kg that she never lost, and Yoh took up a job cleaning bowling balls. Three of the children got the good DNA...but the other three... Nevermind. On the other hand, Hao and Jeanne (HUH???!!!) lived a wonderful life, and never got married. Instead, they lived together in sin, but had a damn good time nonetheless. Ren ran off to Thailand to escape his fathers wrath and assumed the new name 'Bobo', living in a cabaret show. Horohoro... well, he and the other characters... Shucks! Who cares?
c) some good times and more bad times, but Yoh's mental condition was deteriorating, unknown and hidden to everyone else. One evening, while there was a full moon, Yoh's eyes began to glow strangely and he slaughtered Anna, Hao, Jeanne, Horo horo, and all the other characters. He then wandered off to gain positive karma and never was heard from again. It is said that he became possessed by an all powerful being... THE PARA PARA GOD!!!!!!! Ahem.
~Owari~
~Really~
~We mean it~
~Stop reading. There's nothing more.~
~Please R&R~
~Stop clicking now...~
~Stop.~
~STTTTOOOOOOPPPPPPP IIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!~
Bleep.