Hey hey! Me and my buddy J-chan were chatting on the phone the other day and started talking about terrible pairings in different animes. We started to get a real kick out of some of the Megami pairings and I thought about how much fun it would be to write these. And so here they are!
Warnings: There are uber-warnings on this puppy. HET, YOAI, and YURI abound! Lemons, Limes, or something damn near them! There is rampant OOC-ness!
Oh oh-I almost forgot! And today's lucky couple is...(drumroll, please)...Hiead and the Pink Nurse! ::groans from audience:: I know, isn't it terrible? ::evil grin::
Please don't flame me if you happen to like these couples, everyone is entitled to their opinion and this happens to be mine. Please take everything here with a grain of salt, this is supposed silly, stupid and somewhat amusing. Anyways, enjoy-or at least try to! Backward and downward!
*Blah*=thoughts
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Hiead mentally groaned as he made his was down a familiar corridor. He hated checkups. He cringed at the thought of dealing with those damn nurses. He may have been the reigning title holder for Scariest Person on GOA, but he got some real competition from those two. They were always so cheery and happy, no matter how he might try to torment them. It was just…freaky. He never like doctors and hospitals and needles to begin with but now he tried to avoid injury like the plague.
He blew a sigh as he opened the door. He looked around. There was the pink nurse. The green one didn't seem to be around. He knew that they must have names, but nobody ever called them by name, whatever they might be, except for maybe Dr. Rill. But he's never heard her call them either. He rolled his eyes at himself, *Let's get this over with!*
As if on cue she spun around, "Hiead Gner?" Hiead nodded. "Please strip and enter the chamber," she said tilting her head in the direction of the gel chamber. Hiead nodded again and waited for her to leave. She didn't, instead she walked behind a desk and started to write something.
Hiead growled and bent to take off his boots when he noticed the scratching of the pen had stopped. Peering between his legs revealed that the nurse was staring raptly at his ass. Hiead growled again, then smirked. *She wants a show does she? I'll give her a show.* As he removed his shoes he wiggled his hips just slightly, enough to draw attention, but not so much as to think he was doing it on purpose.
With his footwear removed, he slowly stood up. He ran his hands around from the back of the collar of his shirt to the front. He glanced over at the wall beside him and played with the zipper for a few seconds before pulling it slowly down, making sure that it slipped of his shoulders as he did so it displayed his chest.
The nurse had a spectacular view since Hiead has shifted so that she could see his profile. She now concurred with all the Hiead fan-girls in the universe- Hiead had damn fine profile. The pen fell out of her hands and she could only stand there with her mouth hanging open.
Hiead was beginning to enjoy this, the little exhibitionist that he was. His hands went to his shorts and he slipped his thumbs under the waist band.
The nurse could barely contain herself, it couldn't get much better than this.
Hiead smirked and yanked them down to his ankles stepping out of them quickly and walking to the chamber at a good clip, wiggling his hips. He entered the chamber and it began to fill.
The nurse suppressed a whine once Hiead revealed that he was wearing boxers. She ran the test even as she was plotting ways to get those shorts off.
Once the chamber was drained, he strode out and towards his pile of clothes, but stopped halfway when someone called his name. When Hiead turned he was greeted by a sight few had ever seen. The nurse was straddling the desk completely naked. Hiead, never one to ask questions or refuse a good boinking, ran at her, knocking her off the desk. He proceeded to ravage her as she pulled them into a standing position.
Hiead walked them over to the first surface available, which was an examination table, never letting up on his assault. But just before he could lay them on it, she turned and threw him down with surprising strength. Before he could open his mouth she strapped him to the table. She stood before him swinging a stethoscope from a limp hand. "So you like it rough do you?"
***
Hiead lay on the table, tossing his head as a woman leaned over him. Dr. Rill stood back and looked at Hiead again. "You've managed to break six ribs! How did you do that?"
"Nurse," Hiead groaned.
"It's a good thing she found you too! Have you been in another fight with Zero? You boys are so completive. It's fun and games until someone gets hurt!" Hiead could only groan.
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::Cowering as J-chan holds back a very pissed Hiead:: Well, hehe, I have just proved my theory that bad couples are dangerous to a characters health. Please review me! Review me if you liked! Review me if you hated it! Review just to tell Hiead that bruises and bandages do not mar his looks. ::J-chan struggling to hold back Hiead any longer:: Uh, gotta go bye! ::runs::
~Kaylee
Warnings: There are uber-warnings on this puppy. HET, YOAI, and YURI abound! Lemons, Limes, or something damn near them! There is rampant OOC-ness!
Oh oh-I almost forgot! And today's lucky couple is...(drumroll, please)...Hiead and the Pink Nurse! ::groans from audience:: I know, isn't it terrible? ::evil grin::
Please don't flame me if you happen to like these couples, everyone is entitled to their opinion and this happens to be mine. Please take everything here with a grain of salt, this is supposed silly, stupid and somewhat amusing. Anyways, enjoy-or at least try to! Backward and downward!
*Blah*=thoughts
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hiead mentally groaned as he made his was down a familiar corridor. He hated checkups. He cringed at the thought of dealing with those damn nurses. He may have been the reigning title holder for Scariest Person on GOA, but he got some real competition from those two. They were always so cheery and happy, no matter how he might try to torment them. It was just…freaky. He never like doctors and hospitals and needles to begin with but now he tried to avoid injury like the plague.
He blew a sigh as he opened the door. He looked around. There was the pink nurse. The green one didn't seem to be around. He knew that they must have names, but nobody ever called them by name, whatever they might be, except for maybe Dr. Rill. But he's never heard her call them either. He rolled his eyes at himself, *Let's get this over with!*
As if on cue she spun around, "Hiead Gner?" Hiead nodded. "Please strip and enter the chamber," she said tilting her head in the direction of the gel chamber. Hiead nodded again and waited for her to leave. She didn't, instead she walked behind a desk and started to write something.
Hiead growled and bent to take off his boots when he noticed the scratching of the pen had stopped. Peering between his legs revealed that the nurse was staring raptly at his ass. Hiead growled again, then smirked. *She wants a show does she? I'll give her a show.* As he removed his shoes he wiggled his hips just slightly, enough to draw attention, but not so much as to think he was doing it on purpose.
With his footwear removed, he slowly stood up. He ran his hands around from the back of the collar of his shirt to the front. He glanced over at the wall beside him and played with the zipper for a few seconds before pulling it slowly down, making sure that it slipped of his shoulders as he did so it displayed his chest.
The nurse had a spectacular view since Hiead has shifted so that she could see his profile. She now concurred with all the Hiead fan-girls in the universe- Hiead had damn fine profile. The pen fell out of her hands and she could only stand there with her mouth hanging open.
Hiead was beginning to enjoy this, the little exhibitionist that he was. His hands went to his shorts and he slipped his thumbs under the waist band.
The nurse could barely contain herself, it couldn't get much better than this.
Hiead smirked and yanked them down to his ankles stepping out of them quickly and walking to the chamber at a good clip, wiggling his hips. He entered the chamber and it began to fill.
The nurse suppressed a whine once Hiead revealed that he was wearing boxers. She ran the test even as she was plotting ways to get those shorts off.
Once the chamber was drained, he strode out and towards his pile of clothes, but stopped halfway when someone called his name. When Hiead turned he was greeted by a sight few had ever seen. The nurse was straddling the desk completely naked. Hiead, never one to ask questions or refuse a good boinking, ran at her, knocking her off the desk. He proceeded to ravage her as she pulled them into a standing position.
Hiead walked them over to the first surface available, which was an examination table, never letting up on his assault. But just before he could lay them on it, she turned and threw him down with surprising strength. Before he could open his mouth she strapped him to the table. She stood before him swinging a stethoscope from a limp hand. "So you like it rough do you?"
***
Hiead lay on the table, tossing his head as a woman leaned over him. Dr. Rill stood back and looked at Hiead again. "You've managed to break six ribs! How did you do that?"
"Nurse," Hiead groaned.
"It's a good thing she found you too! Have you been in another fight with Zero? You boys are so completive. It's fun and games until someone gets hurt!" Hiead could only groan.
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::Cowering as J-chan holds back a very pissed Hiead:: Well, hehe, I have just proved my theory that bad couples are dangerous to a characters health. Please review me! Review me if you liked! Review me if you hated it! Review just to tell Hiead that bruises and bandages do not mar his looks. ::J-chan struggling to hold back Hiead any longer:: Uh, gotta go bye! ::runs::
~Kaylee