Hey hey! Well, my friends I'm back-::groans and curses from the audience:: and I have chapter two! :shrieks, cries, and gnashing of teeth from said audience:: So with out further ado, I present… the warnings!
Warnings: There are uber-warnings on this puppy. HET, YOAI, and YURI abound! Lemons, Limes, or something damn near them! There is rampant OOC-ness!
Today's Pairing is Zero and Yu! This means Yoai! You have been warned, no flames on that please.
Now that that's out of the way, I hope you realize that I do not own Megami or it's characters. I don't have much to my name so if you sue me, all you will get is a malfunctioning laptop and a ratty sweater. And now… Backward and Downward!
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Zero was leaning against the banister ogling the Goddesses. He felt eyes looking him up and down. Though not an unusual feeling, he thought that he was alone in the hangar. He spun slowly, a grin in place for his audience.
Zero really didn't know what he was expecting, but it wasn't Yu Hikura. His smile broadened and he walked over. He decided to make some conversation, "Hey, I'm Zero, I'm gonna pilot the White Goddess. You pilot the one called the Tella Kalisto, right?" He paused for a reply and didn't get one. "The strong silent type, huh? That's good, I like a guy that keeps you guessing. And I'm guessing you like me-"
As Zero's incredible gift for gab took over Yu had to stop himself from almost sighing. This Zero guy was so annoying Yu found himself almost having a reaction. "-so maybe we should talk-" Ten minutes later Yu was frantically trying to figure out how to shut him up. This spoke volumes for Zero's ability to converse with himself. "-bit more private than this, or maybe-" Another five minutes and Yu could barely string to coherent thoughts together, much like Zero. Like a drowning man making that last hopeful grab for the surface, Yu reached out and grabbed Zero by the shoulders, pulling him into a firm kiss.
When Yu stepped back, he was pleased to see Zero's mouth agape, opening and closing like a fish with no sound coming out. Just before relief could settle in, "Wow!" Yu never felt like crying so much in his life. "That was amazing. Wow." He panted, then smiled, "But then what did I expect from a Goddess pilot? I think that-"
*Oh Goddess, Shut up!* "-after dinner-" With a passion born of desperation Yu flung himself at Zero, shoving him up against a wall. Yu ravished Zero's mouth continuously to a mental mantra of "Shut up! Shut up!"
Yu broke the kiss, but was disappointed to see Zero was not as dazed as before. Zero grinned and kissed Yu again deeply. In the recesses of his mind Yu was secretly doing the happy dance while singing "He shut up! He shut up!"
Zero began to run his hands over Yu's chest. This brought Yu back to the present. *He's not going to-Oh shit! In the middle of the hallway? Dammit! What do I do NOW?* Yu was resigned to his fate when his eyes lit up with sudden inspiration.
Zero's hands went to the hem of Yu's shirt. Yu shifted and shook his head. He led him into a broom closet, locking the door behind him.
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The door of the closet opened, very slowly, as if to avoid notice. Yu poked out his head and glanced around. Satisfied that nobody was around, he permitted himself a small smile and walked out. He looked back with a contented air to see Zero bound and gagged, his eyes bulging in the effort to talk. His smile never fading, he closed the door and walked off in search of his sister.
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Well, that was installment two. If you liked it, review! If you hated it, review! If you just don't care, what are you still doing here? But review me anyway. Now then, I have nothing else to say for this bit of insanity. Good luck and good night. ::Bows::
~Kaylee