"Devi! I will not let you give up on this!" Tenna said slapping her on the back. "I don't know Ten, I just don't think I was made to date, I mean haven't you noticed all my dates go wrong?" Devi said with a sigh. "Oh, oh look at this one!" Tenna shouted waving the letter she just opened at Devi. " Let me read it to you" Tenna said.

My dearest Devi,

My name is Gordon, I am a journalist and I do freelance work for various papers. Some things I like are angsty underground comic writing. I also like rock music. I hope you will reply to me soon my dear.

Gordon.

The picture of him at the bottom was a rather good one. He was tall with brown hair and beautiful gray eyes.

"Ok I'll do this one, but just because he's cute." Devi said with a hint of doubt. "That's the spirit!" tenna said.

Devi picked up the phone and dialed in the number. "Hello?" a voice picked up after the first ring. "hi this is devi can I speak to Gordon?" she asked "oh hello devi" he said " I'm glad you called, would you like to go to the new sushi bar on brass Avenue?" He asked. "Sure see you then" she said rather happy.

~~~~~~~~~AT THE SUSHI BAR~~~~~~~~~

"So devi are you having a good time?" he asked. "Actually, yes, yes I am." She said stuffing another sushi roll into her mouth. "I mean this is such a great date I mean compared to some that I've had, I mean I went out with this one dude who got us into a bad car crash and even when his eye was out of the socket, he still wanted to fuck!" she blurted out.

"Hey do you want to go out for ice cream?" Gordon asked. "Sure!" devi said with out even thinking about it.

"uhh I don't think I can eat another bite." Devi said clutching her stomach. "Here, I'll finish it for you" Gordon said snatching up her dish of double chocolate chip chunk ice cream. He ate it down faster than she had ever seen any one eat. "Wow I don't think I should have eaten all that ice cream" he said as a huge grin grew across his face, as he started laughing hysterically. "Hey, um, are you ok?" devi asked rubbing her head.

Gordon pushed everything off the table and jumped on it. " You! Drooling dirt child! You look like a pig whip your face!" he said pointing at a little kid with chocolate ice cream all over his face. " Ha ha ha ha ha! I am unstoppable! I am the master of your underpants!" he laughed a high pitched laugh and hopped onto the next table where a family was eating. He kicked the bowl of ice cream at the girl's face and jumped to the next one. "Umm what the hell?" devi said getting up and leaving.

"I hate my life" devi said stepping into her car.