Disclaimer... Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah I don't own Diablo 2 *If I did I would be paying someone else to write the damn story :) *
Now this story is sort of an experiment and I'm going to see how people react to it. If they like it, I continue, if they don't, I stop and cry into my hands and scream out: "WHY! WHY! WHY DO THEY HATE MY STORY!!!" :) (Just kidding... What? You really think I am a psychopath? WHY! WHY! WHY DO THEY HATE ME???"
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"Hello, my name is... well I don't know what my name is... All I know is that I was put on this Earth to defeat the Prime Evils and... Wait something is happening..."
A cheerful music fills the air
"Oh my Tyreal... ITS THE ICE-CREAM VAN!!!"
After several moments the mysterious wonderer had sat back in his original position beside the fire in front of me. He took a deep breath, licked his icy-pole and then stared into my eyes.
"So... You have come to hear my life story have you?" he asked intently.
"Well erm... I actually came here to sample the food in this area..." I nervously said.
The man almost fell over in shock and I quickly replied by saying "But while I am here I might as well hear your tale." I said hoping he wouldn't retaliate with violence. I thought he may because those damn icy-poles can make people act funny. Real funny...
The Man lent back and fell off his log. After scrambling back onto it he closed his eyes as if in deep thought. Then suddenly the air around my companion and myself began to shimmer. It was eerie and as I began to fear for my life I felt the warmth that informed me that I had wet my pants in fear. "You fool!" The man said. "It is but a flashback we are experiencing. A flashback of my life..."
"Oh... Is that all?" I said sarcastically. He did not pick up on the sarcasm, which may have been lucky for me.
As the surrounding area became more distorted I began to see dark shapes surrounding me that seemed to slip in and out of reality. My vision became instantly black and I saw no more...
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So, Whadda you think? I think that this story has a lot of potential! No you idiot not you I'm talking to the Fanfiction.net readers. Well soooooory! Sorry bout that folks, that is my split personality there and he is the one that comes up with all the zany stuff such as the ice-cream van. I was going to make this serious but he just won't let me... ARRRRRG he's taking over my head... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: Just before you call medical services on me I would just like to explain this to the thickheaded... I am not insane, I am a perfectly normal person (Not) and do not have multiple personalities. He's lying! He's got me trapped up here HELP MEEEE!!!!. Shhhhh SHUT UP!!!! ;)
Now this story is sort of an experiment and I'm going to see how people react to it. If they like it, I continue, if they don't, I stop and cry into my hands and scream out: "WHY! WHY! WHY DO THEY HATE MY STORY!!!" :) (Just kidding... What? You really think I am a psychopath? WHY! WHY! WHY DO THEY HATE ME???"
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"Hello, my name is... well I don't know what my name is... All I know is that I was put on this Earth to defeat the Prime Evils and... Wait something is happening..."
A cheerful music fills the air
"Oh my Tyreal... ITS THE ICE-CREAM VAN!!!"
After several moments the mysterious wonderer had sat back in his original position beside the fire in front of me. He took a deep breath, licked his icy-pole and then stared into my eyes.
"So... You have come to hear my life story have you?" he asked intently.
"Well erm... I actually came here to sample the food in this area..." I nervously said.
The man almost fell over in shock and I quickly replied by saying "But while I am here I might as well hear your tale." I said hoping he wouldn't retaliate with violence. I thought he may because those damn icy-poles can make people act funny. Real funny...
The Man lent back and fell off his log. After scrambling back onto it he closed his eyes as if in deep thought. Then suddenly the air around my companion and myself began to shimmer. It was eerie and as I began to fear for my life I felt the warmth that informed me that I had wet my pants in fear. "You fool!" The man said. "It is but a flashback we are experiencing. A flashback of my life..."
"Oh... Is that all?" I said sarcastically. He did not pick up on the sarcasm, which may have been lucky for me.
As the surrounding area became more distorted I began to see dark shapes surrounding me that seemed to slip in and out of reality. My vision became instantly black and I saw no more...
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So, Whadda you think? I think that this story has a lot of potential! No you idiot not you I'm talking to the Fanfiction.net readers. Well soooooory! Sorry bout that folks, that is my split personality there and he is the one that comes up with all the zany stuff such as the ice-cream van. I was going to make this serious but he just won't let me... ARRRRRG he's taking over my head... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
A/N: Just before you call medical services on me I would just like to explain this to the thickheaded... I am not insane, I am a perfectly normal person (Not) and do not have multiple personalities. He's lying! He's got me trapped up here HELP MEEEE!!!!. Shhhhh SHUT UP!!!! ;)