HI AGAIN ALL!!!!! I know, I know, it's been a long time since I've updated... Oh well if you want to know what happened the excuse in at the start of chap 12 of New Heroes. Go read it after you've read AND REVIEWED this story. Now enough with the delaying and on with the story!!!!!!


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"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! That was a great sleep," Will said to himself as he stretched and walked outside. "Wonder what's for breakfast..." He noticed that Ukudo and his sack of stuff were still lying there. "Oops, I think that sedative was a little on the strong side... Well how the hell was I supposed to know it was only for use on elephants!!!" he said to no one in particular.

After sorting through and selling the contents of his sack he then tried to wake up Ukudo. "Ukudo, Ukudo, wake up buddy, we've got stuff to do." Ukudo groans and rolls over. "All right that's it! I'm gonna find a way to wake you up EVEN IF IT KILLS ME! Well, erm, I'll try to wake you up but not go as far as killing myself..." Will went over to Akara to see if she had anything to offer him. "Akara, I was wondering if you had anything worthwhile to sell to me."
"Well yes child, I do have something for you. A caravan passed bye a few days before the problems at the Rogue Monastery. They sold me some strange books that teach you magical abilities. Maybe you might like to buy some?" she stated.
"Would I ever!" said Will excitedly.
"All right, I have a few books here. This one teaches you how to shoot a web of lightning from your fingertips in a sort of electrical field."
"Yeah, that one sounds cool! I'll take it!" he stated.
"Very well here you go." Will payed for the book and took it. He then look up at Akara and said,
"Ummmm, I don't want to trouble you but, I can't read!" Upon hearing this Akara fell over in shock.
"Well if you can't read it then, take it and shove it up your arse." she said sarcastically. Will did not notice the sarcasm.
"OWWWWWW! IT HURTS!!! IT HUUUUUUUUUUUUURTS!!!!!!!" he screamed.
"Oh you stupid fool. I was being sarcastic!" suddenly lightning began to shoot from Will's fingers.
"Yay! I learnt it!" Will cried. Akara was speechless.

Will started to dance around the Rogue Encampment shooting lightning in the air. As he danced around he noticed Gheed counting his gold for the 5554th time that day. Will grinned mischievously as he came up with his master plan...
"Hi Gheed!" said Will.
"Hi Will!" said Gheed.
"Ok bye Gheed!"
"Bye Will!" Will walked away. He then congratulated himself on his master plan.
"What master plan do you call that?" asked Kashya, "all you did was say hello and goodbye to him!"
"Hey, can you read minds?" Will asked.
"Nah, it's just that you have whatever you are thinking about written in a box above your head."
"But, how come no one else has boxes above their heads when they think?" he asked.
"Uhhhhh think?"
"Ooooookayyyyyyyy..."

Will then remembered he had left Ukudo on the ground. He then spread out his fingers and shocked Ukudo until he woke.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" Ukudo screamed.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" Will screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Ukudo screamed again.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Will screamed again.
"Ummmmm, I'm screaming because I'm in pain but why are you screaming?" Ukudo asked.
"I dunno, it's just fun to do!"
Ukudo fell over in shock even though he was already on the ground. This caused Ukudo to fall unconscious again.

"..." said Kashya.
"Huh?" said Will.
"Hold on" she replied.
"Ok" he said happily.
Several hours later...
"Ahhhhh yes... I remember now... My Rogue Scouts have reported an abomination in the Monastery Graveyard. Blood Raven is summoning our dead for her undead army you must help us to kill her!"
"Uhh... Yeah ok, I'll do it," replied Will who was not really listening.
"This is really important to me so, PAY ATTENTION OR ELSE!"
"Eeep, ok ok, keep your shirt on, jeez." he said. "I'll just get Ukudo and we'll be on our way."

Will fetched Ukudo who was not really happy about being knocked out twice by Will. Ukudo threatened Will with death about ten times which Will ignored.

"I'll kill you and explode your corpse. I'll raise you and command you to kick your own ass. I'll... HEY! You're not listening!" he wined. "Common, listen to me! LISTEN TO MEEEEEE!!!" He starts to cry. "I want my mummy..." He said quietly.
"What? Did you say something? I didn't hear you because I was testing out my new earplugs, they work like a charm. You can't hear a thing."
"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Ukudo screamed.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Will screamed.
"Oh boy, here we go again..." he sighed. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" he continued.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" cried Will.


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I know, I know, a very short chapter. I had some free time and noticed that this story had gone off the front page. So I updated. Now review my small effort or else I'll... I'll... hold on a sec............... I dunno what I'll do but you won't like it! NOW REVIEW! By the way. RedLady and Chazbone I need your e-mail addresses. Either put them in the review or send em to: jon_knibby@hotmail.com THANKS!