Ok, now I don't know what to put here so ill just take a leaf from Hyper Guyvers stories. In your review put "Ding Dong My Brain is Gone!" if you have read this section.
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The scene opens with Ukudo and Will still yelling as loud as they can...
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" cried Will
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH..." *cough* *cough* .
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha" he laughed childishly. You suck Ukudo, you couldn't beat a... I dunno what you couldn't beat buts it's pretty bad!
"Why you little," he said "I'll get you!!!!"
Ukudo starts chasing Will around the Rogue Encampment but can seem to catch him.
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha!" he yelled excitedly "You can't catch me HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Damn lousy sonofabitch..." he mumbled to himself.
Akara walked up to them.
"Excuse me?" she said. Both Ukudo and Will grunt
"Excuse me?" she repeated. Both Ukudo and Will grunt more loudly
"EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!" she yelled as loud as she can (which is pretty damn loud).
"WHAT!?!?!?!" they both screamed.
"Well," she calms down "aren't you supposed to be killing blood raven?"
"Oh yeah..." they said in unison.
"Your point being?" asked Will.
"AAAAHHHHHHH THATS IT, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, GET YOUR UNGRATEFULL HIDES OUT THERE AND KILL BLOOD RAVEN BEFORE I DECIDE TO PUT AN ARROW THROUGH YOUR BALLS!!!"
"Holy shit, lets the f - ing hell outta here!!!" yelled Ukudo
The heroes got the f - ing hell outta there and got going on their quest to slay the evil Blood Raven and banish her soul to the depths of hell for all eternity...
"Dude," Will started "you make it seem like we are going on some massive quest to slay Diablo right now..."
"Shhhhh... Don't aggravate the author. He gets pretty mean when pissed off."
"Eeep, sorry author." said Will quietly
The heroes got to the Monastery graveyard and found that there were many zombies lurking about in the shadows.
"Is it just me or is this place creepy?" asked Will
"Nah mate, it's just you," replied Ukudo
"Since when did you become an Australian?"
"Oops sorry, I'll stop now," said Ukudo
"Good, because that was just weird. Hey look, it's a skeleton lying on the ground. It looks like the sort we had in gym class!" he exclaimed
"I'd be careful Will, it might be an undead skeleton."
Will was ignoring him as usual and he had run over to the skeleton and picked up the skull and was using it like a puppet and moving its jaw.
"Hello, I am mister skeleton, I would never hurt Will or his friends." said Will moving the skeletons jaw to make it look like it was talking. Ukudo began to laugh but suddenly the skeleton's eye sockets began to glow red.
"Will, look out! The skeletons coming to life!!!" Ukudo warned him
"Pfffft everyone knows that skeletons aren't alive. Just face it man, you are paranoid."
"No, but you see..."
"Shut up! I've just about had enough of your..."
Suddenly the skeleton's body rose up and punched Will (it had no weapon). The punch caused Will to go flying through the air to land in the dirt some meters away.
"Owwwww." he moaned "that isn't fair!"
The skeleton gave Will the finger and reattached its head. Ukudo starts laughing at Will. The skeleton started to advance on Will in the boxing stance.
"Ahhhhh, so you're a boxer are ya?" Will asked.
The skeleton nodded its head.
"Ok, Ukudo pass me two pairs of boxing gloves, on the double!" he said.
Will put on one pair of gloves and gave the others to the skeleton who put them on. Suddenly out of nowhere a boxing ring appeared and Will and the skeleton found themselves inside it.
Will raised his gloves in the defensive position and charged towards the skeleton. Will tried to uppercut the skeleton but it quickly dodged it and elbowed him in the head.
"Owwwwww, jeez that hurt." he cried
Will got up and started swinging his arms around in a propeller-like fashion.
"Die skeleton DIE!!!!" he yelled. With summoning all his strength he ran at his opponent smashing it to bits with his wild swings.
"Yaaaaay!" cried Ukudo.
This victory made Will very cocky and so he decided to take on Blood Raven. The two heroes marched towards where Blood Raven stood.
"Join my army of the dead," she cried.
"OK!" cried Ukudo.
Blood Raven sweat dropped as Ukudo walked up to her.
"Ok, where do I sign?" he asked her.
"Ukudo, NOOOOOOOOO DON'T DO IT!" Will yelled
"But, but, I have always dreamed of joining the army!!!"
"You can't join this one," said Will.
"Why?"
"Because."
"Why?"
"Because."
This went of for a few hours and during this time Blood Raven got so bored that she actually died of boredom.
"Hey cool, she died of boredom!" Will exclaimed
"Awww darn, now I can't join the army." Ukudo said sadly
"Will you quit with all this, 'I want to join the army' crap?"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
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And so ends another chapter in, MY LIFE STORY!!! BUM BUM BAAAAAAAAA!!!
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The scene opens with Ukudo and Will still yelling as loud as they can...
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" cried Will
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH..." *cough* *cough* .
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha" he laughed childishly. You suck Ukudo, you couldn't beat a... I dunno what you couldn't beat buts it's pretty bad!
"Why you little," he said "I'll get you!!!!"
Ukudo starts chasing Will around the Rogue Encampment but can seem to catch him.
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha!" he yelled excitedly "You can't catch me HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Damn lousy sonofabitch..." he mumbled to himself.
Akara walked up to them.
"Excuse me?" she said. Both Ukudo and Will grunt
"Excuse me?" she repeated. Both Ukudo and Will grunt more loudly
"EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!" she yelled as loud as she can (which is pretty damn loud).
"WHAT!?!?!?!" they both screamed.
"Well," she calms down "aren't you supposed to be killing blood raven?"
"Oh yeah..." they said in unison.
"Your point being?" asked Will.
"AAAAHHHHHHH THATS IT, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, GET YOUR UNGRATEFULL HIDES OUT THERE AND KILL BLOOD RAVEN BEFORE I DECIDE TO PUT AN ARROW THROUGH YOUR BALLS!!!"
"Holy shit, lets the f - ing hell outta here!!!" yelled Ukudo
The heroes got the f - ing hell outta there and got going on their quest to slay the evil Blood Raven and banish her soul to the depths of hell for all eternity...
"Dude," Will started "you make it seem like we are going on some massive quest to slay Diablo right now..."
"Shhhhh... Don't aggravate the author. He gets pretty mean when pissed off."
"Eeep, sorry author." said Will quietly
The heroes got to the Monastery graveyard and found that there were many zombies lurking about in the shadows.
"Is it just me or is this place creepy?" asked Will
"Nah mate, it's just you," replied Ukudo
"Since when did you become an Australian?"
"Oops sorry, I'll stop now," said Ukudo
"Good, because that was just weird. Hey look, it's a skeleton lying on the ground. It looks like the sort we had in gym class!" he exclaimed
"I'd be careful Will, it might be an undead skeleton."
Will was ignoring him as usual and he had run over to the skeleton and picked up the skull and was using it like a puppet and moving its jaw.
"Hello, I am mister skeleton, I would never hurt Will or his friends." said Will moving the skeletons jaw to make it look like it was talking. Ukudo began to laugh but suddenly the skeleton's eye sockets began to glow red.
"Will, look out! The skeletons coming to life!!!" Ukudo warned him
"Pfffft everyone knows that skeletons aren't alive. Just face it man, you are paranoid."
"No, but you see..."
"Shut up! I've just about had enough of your..."
Suddenly the skeleton's body rose up and punched Will (it had no weapon). The punch caused Will to go flying through the air to land in the dirt some meters away.
"Owwwww." he moaned "that isn't fair!"
The skeleton gave Will the finger and reattached its head. Ukudo starts laughing at Will. The skeleton started to advance on Will in the boxing stance.
"Ahhhhh, so you're a boxer are ya?" Will asked.
The skeleton nodded its head.
"Ok, Ukudo pass me two pairs of boxing gloves, on the double!" he said.
Will put on one pair of gloves and gave the others to the skeleton who put them on. Suddenly out of nowhere a boxing ring appeared and Will and the skeleton found themselves inside it.
Will raised his gloves in the defensive position and charged towards the skeleton. Will tried to uppercut the skeleton but it quickly dodged it and elbowed him in the head.
"Owwwwww, jeez that hurt." he cried
Will got up and started swinging his arms around in a propeller-like fashion.
"Die skeleton DIE!!!!" he yelled. With summoning all his strength he ran at his opponent smashing it to bits with his wild swings.
"Yaaaaay!" cried Ukudo.
This victory made Will very cocky and so he decided to take on Blood Raven. The two heroes marched towards where Blood Raven stood.
"Join my army of the dead," she cried.
"OK!" cried Ukudo.
Blood Raven sweat dropped as Ukudo walked up to her.
"Ok, where do I sign?" he asked her.
"Ukudo, NOOOOOOOOO DON'T DO IT!" Will yelled
"But, but, I have always dreamed of joining the army!!!"
"You can't join this one," said Will.
"Why?"
"Because."
"Why?"
"Because."
This went of for a few hours and during this time Blood Raven got so bored that she actually died of boredom.
"Hey cool, she died of boredom!" Will exclaimed
"Awww darn, now I can't join the army." Ukudo said sadly
"Will you quit with all this, 'I want to join the army' crap?"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
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And so ends another chapter in, MY LIFE STORY!!! BUM BUM BAAAAAAAAA!!!