Disclaimer: Okay, we own ALL of the FFVIII and FFX characters.NOT!
Squaresoft owns them...sadly. Neither do we own Yu-Gi-Oh and we're making
no profit of this fanfiction... Yeah yeah this is the last one.... We're
not making any bad images of Britney Spears....Just messing with our minds!
=P So please don't sue us, WE HAVE NO MONEY!!! HAVE SOME MERCY!!!! Okay I
think that's hellova long disclaimer....=P
Babiemoon: We're BACK!
Sorceress Yuna (Tiuna): Yes, it's Sorceress Yuna and Babiemoon again. Since our last fanfic was a success we've decided to write another fanfic.
Babiemoon: Actually, the idea came to us when we were chatting. Hope you enjoy our second fanfic, if you like it check out our other fanfic.
Sorceress Yuna: And plz, R+R ya? ^-^
BabieMoon: Also we're sorry for the bashing of some characters and the contained language. But you've just got to sacrifice sometimes for humours right? Right! Now on with the story!!!
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Chapter 1: Wish Come True
Babiemoon: One more week til school starts.NOOOOOOOO!!!
Sorceress Yuna: I know. You know, FFVIII and FFX get it easy; they don't have to sit in the classrooms and listen to teachers blab about boring lectures.
Babiemoon: *So* true! I wish we could just be one of the characters in FFVIII or FFX, life is so much easier there.
***!$^$*&^%*#$%!***
Suddenly, Babiemoon and Sorceress Yuna disappeared into thin air.
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Sorceress Yuna: WTF? Where are we?
Babiemoon: I have *no* idea. Lol! Why are you wearing this bizarre outfit?
Sorceress Yuna: O.O! Hey, yours is worse!
Babiemoon: **Looks down at herself** Ahh, I look like a street whore!
Sorceress Yuna: LOL!
Babiemoon: Hey look! There's a strange looking floating building there. O.o Wait a minute, doesn't that kind of look like Balamb Garden?
Sorceress Yuna: Now that you mentioned it, why yes it does.That means.
Both: SQUALL!!!
Sorceress Yuna: No Seifer!
BabieMoon: Squall!
Sorceress Yuna: Seifer!!!!!
BabieMoon: Squall!!!!
Sorceress Yuna: Ah screw this, let's go!
Sorceress Yuna and Babiemoon starts running at lightening speed towards Balamb Garden. As they entered the garden, they heard a screeching noise. O NO!! It's BRITNEY SPEAR'S VOICE! Babiemoon and Sorceress Yuna hurried to where the music came from and stopped at the Quad.
Sorceress Yuna: HOW COULD THIS BE?!?!?! O.O! THE SLUT IS IN THE HOUSE! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **starts running**
BabieMoon: **pokes Sorceress Yuna** Uh, I think you want to take a look at this... o.O
Both of them froze when they saw Britney Spears singing for TIDUS with her seducing smile. To make things worse, she was giving him a lap dance with her usual slutty outfits.
Babiemoon: **Runs up the stage and pull Britney off Tidus by her blond hair**
Sorceress Yuna: How could you do this to my Tidus you hoe?!
Britney: And what are YOU gonna do? **She said as she jumps back on Tidus** I'm a slave of you (points to Tidus) I can't deny it, I need you on me badly. I'm a SLAVE of you..
Sorceress Yuna's face turned firry red, steam shoots out of her ears.
Britney gave her a "he's mine" smirk, and licked Tidus on the lips.
Babiemoon: Tidus! Why aren't you resisting that whore?
Tidus: I can't help it; she's just a sexy whore!
Sorceress Yuna: Oh I am gonna get you BAD! **Swinging her fists** You just wait!! Hold me back BabieMoon hold me back!
Babiemoon: **Holds Sorceress Yuna back** Calm down, we should settle this the civilized way.
Britney: **Gets off Tidus finally** Yes we should, right here, right now!
Sorceress Yuna: You're on dude! I challenge you to a duel!
Britney: It's time to duel!
Babiemoon: Shut up slut, that's my job.eh hem.....IT'S TIME.TO DU-DU-DU-DU- DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!!!!!! **Music magically plays in the background as the dueling simulator rises from the ground**
Britney: I play 'Naked Tidus' in attack mode!
Babiemoon: O.o, I like that card.
Sorceress Yuna: 'Naked Tidus'? Where'd you get that card from? **Eyes Tidus*
Tidus: What? . . I didn't give it to her!
Sorceress Yuna: LIES!!!!! THAT'S IT YOU HOE! I play 'Squall' in attack mode dammit! And I lay another card face down. **Chuckles Evilly**
Britney: Your Squall is swearing clothes! He's nothing against my NUDE Tidus.
Babiemoon (announcer): Sadly, what the hoe said is true, naked Tidus does have an overrated hotness. Clothed Squall, even with the attention drawing belt, is still not hot enough to withstand Tidus's hotness attack. **Squall scatters into pieces**
Sorceress Yuna: AHA! I KNEW YOU WEREN'T SMART! YOU FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP WHORE! **with thunder in the background** MUWAHAHAHAHA
Britney: O.O
Sorceress Yuna: I PLAYED THE 'SUMMONER YUNA' TO SEDUCE TIDUS AND NOW LOOK AT YOUR NAKED TEEDUS! MUHAHAHAHAHA**Thunder and lightning in the background**
Babiemoon: ^.^ A FANTASTIC move by Sorceress Yuna, now Britney Spear's favourite card is making out with Yuna, leaving him powerless.
Britney: Damn you b*tch. Hmmm.I know!! I play Zell, in NAKED MODE!
Babiemoon: -.-;;; What is it with her and being naked, sheesh.
Sorceress Yuna: I don't know dude, and I don't WANT to know. Ahem......
Britney: HA! I knew you couldn't stand a chance against the mighty Zell Dincht! Prepare to die!!!!
Sorceress Yuna: **Grins** Is that all you've got? You got to try harder slutty dear. Because I play 'Hotdogs' in Ballz mode!!!! Let's see you beat that. **Swings her shiny hair to her back giving Britney an evil grin**
Babiemoon: Another extraordinary move by Sorceress Yuna!!! Zell runs towards the hotdogs, stuffing them into his mouth. Making Zell too, USELESS! **Swings her long hair to her back as well**
Sorceress Yuna: And now, finally, I PLAY KIROS = MICHEAL JACKSON DA KING OF POP IN ATTACK MODE AND LURE YOU OVER YOU F*KKIN SLUT!!!!!
Britney: AHHH!! Can't resist.**Starts drooling**
Sorceress Yuna: **smiles over her victory** HA! I knew you'd fall for it, admit it, you're NO match against me = The evil sorceress whom doesn't have a knight! XD
Britney: Wait wait wait!
Sorceress Yuna: What now? Too chicken to admit you're no match against me?
Britney: No way! You wish! I CHALLENGE YOU TO ANOTHER DUEL!
Sorceress Yuna: Bring it on man! Let's get it ON!
Britney: By all means!
BabieMoon: Ahem... excuse me, but I thought you had something to say.
Britney: Oh yeah that's right. Why are we dueling when Tidus is making out with Yuna?
Sorceress Yuna: O.o Your right, why ARE we dueling.**Points to Yuna** I challenge you to a duel!!!!
Mr. Referee (from Metabots): THEN IT'S AGREED! I HERE TO DECLARE THIS AS A SUBMISSION DUEL, WITH BOTH SIDES AGREED.....DUELISTS READY? IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!!!
Babiemoon: What are YOU doing here? Don't you know I AM the referee/announcer here? **Kicks Mr. Referee out the door** (Where did the door come from?o.O We dunno.) **Clap her hands** Now that's been taking care of, eh hem, ONCE AGAIN, IT'S TIME, TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!
Yuna: What the hell? I didn't even agree!!!!
Babiemoon: Nobody cares! I've already announced the duel, so DUEL B*TCH DUEL!
Yuna: **Gulp**
Babiemoon & Sorceress Yuna both has a huge evil grin on their faces.
Britney: Success!! Now that they're busy with Yuna, I can pick my next victim. HA HA HA HA! **She said to her self as she sneaks out the quad**
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Sorceress Yuna: Well, there's the first chapter.
Babiemoon: Yes it is. If you like it, tune in for the next chapter.
Sorceress Yuna: Don't forget to leave a review. ^.~ Flames will be ignored, but I doubt that a nice person like you, yes YOU would leave a flame right? Right! Anyway, we shall post up the next chapter A.S.A.P. Stay tuned!!!!^-^
Babiemoon: We're BACK!
Sorceress Yuna (Tiuna): Yes, it's Sorceress Yuna and Babiemoon again. Since our last fanfic was a success we've decided to write another fanfic.
Babiemoon: Actually, the idea came to us when we were chatting. Hope you enjoy our second fanfic, if you like it check out our other fanfic.
Sorceress Yuna: And plz, R+R ya? ^-^
BabieMoon: Also we're sorry for the bashing of some characters and the contained language. But you've just got to sacrifice sometimes for humours right? Right! Now on with the story!!!
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Chapter 1: Wish Come True
Babiemoon: One more week til school starts.NOOOOOOOO!!!
Sorceress Yuna: I know. You know, FFVIII and FFX get it easy; they don't have to sit in the classrooms and listen to teachers blab about boring lectures.
Babiemoon: *So* true! I wish we could just be one of the characters in FFVIII or FFX, life is so much easier there.
***!$^$*&^%*#$%!***
Suddenly, Babiemoon and Sorceress Yuna disappeared into thin air.
*** $&$%&*!$%$%***
Sorceress Yuna: WTF? Where are we?
Babiemoon: I have *no* idea. Lol! Why are you wearing this bizarre outfit?
Sorceress Yuna: O.O! Hey, yours is worse!
Babiemoon: **Looks down at herself** Ahh, I look like a street whore!
Sorceress Yuna: LOL!
Babiemoon: Hey look! There's a strange looking floating building there. O.o Wait a minute, doesn't that kind of look like Balamb Garden?
Sorceress Yuna: Now that you mentioned it, why yes it does.That means.
Both: SQUALL!!!
Sorceress Yuna: No Seifer!
BabieMoon: Squall!
Sorceress Yuna: Seifer!!!!!
BabieMoon: Squall!!!!
Sorceress Yuna: Ah screw this, let's go!
Sorceress Yuna and Babiemoon starts running at lightening speed towards Balamb Garden. As they entered the garden, they heard a screeching noise. O NO!! It's BRITNEY SPEAR'S VOICE! Babiemoon and Sorceress Yuna hurried to where the music came from and stopped at the Quad.
Sorceress Yuna: HOW COULD THIS BE?!?!?! O.O! THE SLUT IS IN THE HOUSE! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **starts running**
BabieMoon: **pokes Sorceress Yuna** Uh, I think you want to take a look at this... o.O
Both of them froze when they saw Britney Spears singing for TIDUS with her seducing smile. To make things worse, she was giving him a lap dance with her usual slutty outfits.
Babiemoon: **Runs up the stage and pull Britney off Tidus by her blond hair**
Sorceress Yuna: How could you do this to my Tidus you hoe?!
Britney: And what are YOU gonna do? **She said as she jumps back on Tidus** I'm a slave of you (points to Tidus) I can't deny it, I need you on me badly. I'm a SLAVE of you..
Sorceress Yuna's face turned firry red, steam shoots out of her ears.
Britney gave her a "he's mine" smirk, and licked Tidus on the lips.
Babiemoon: Tidus! Why aren't you resisting that whore?
Tidus: I can't help it; she's just a sexy whore!
Sorceress Yuna: Oh I am gonna get you BAD! **Swinging her fists** You just wait!! Hold me back BabieMoon hold me back!
Babiemoon: **Holds Sorceress Yuna back** Calm down, we should settle this the civilized way.
Britney: **Gets off Tidus finally** Yes we should, right here, right now!
Sorceress Yuna: You're on dude! I challenge you to a duel!
Britney: It's time to duel!
Babiemoon: Shut up slut, that's my job.eh hem.....IT'S TIME.TO DU-DU-DU-DU- DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!!!!!! **Music magically plays in the background as the dueling simulator rises from the ground**
Britney: I play 'Naked Tidus' in attack mode!
Babiemoon: O.o, I like that card.
Sorceress Yuna: 'Naked Tidus'? Where'd you get that card from? **Eyes Tidus*
Tidus: What? . . I didn't give it to her!
Sorceress Yuna: LIES!!!!! THAT'S IT YOU HOE! I play 'Squall' in attack mode dammit! And I lay another card face down. **Chuckles Evilly**
Britney: Your Squall is swearing clothes! He's nothing against my NUDE Tidus.
Babiemoon (announcer): Sadly, what the hoe said is true, naked Tidus does have an overrated hotness. Clothed Squall, even with the attention drawing belt, is still not hot enough to withstand Tidus's hotness attack. **Squall scatters into pieces**
Sorceress Yuna: AHA! I KNEW YOU WEREN'T SMART! YOU FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP WHORE! **with thunder in the background** MUWAHAHAHAHA
Britney: O.O
Sorceress Yuna: I PLAYED THE 'SUMMONER YUNA' TO SEDUCE TIDUS AND NOW LOOK AT YOUR NAKED TEEDUS! MUHAHAHAHAHA**Thunder and lightning in the background**
Babiemoon: ^.^ A FANTASTIC move by Sorceress Yuna, now Britney Spear's favourite card is making out with Yuna, leaving him powerless.
Britney: Damn you b*tch. Hmmm.I know!! I play Zell, in NAKED MODE!
Babiemoon: -.-;;; What is it with her and being naked, sheesh.
Sorceress Yuna: I don't know dude, and I don't WANT to know. Ahem......
Britney: HA! I knew you couldn't stand a chance against the mighty Zell Dincht! Prepare to die!!!!
Sorceress Yuna: **Grins** Is that all you've got? You got to try harder slutty dear. Because I play 'Hotdogs' in Ballz mode!!!! Let's see you beat that. **Swings her shiny hair to her back giving Britney an evil grin**
Babiemoon: Another extraordinary move by Sorceress Yuna!!! Zell runs towards the hotdogs, stuffing them into his mouth. Making Zell too, USELESS! **Swings her long hair to her back as well**
Sorceress Yuna: And now, finally, I PLAY KIROS = MICHEAL JACKSON DA KING OF POP IN ATTACK MODE AND LURE YOU OVER YOU F*KKIN SLUT!!!!!
Britney: AHHH!! Can't resist.**Starts drooling**
Sorceress Yuna: **smiles over her victory** HA! I knew you'd fall for it, admit it, you're NO match against me = The evil sorceress whom doesn't have a knight! XD
Britney: Wait wait wait!
Sorceress Yuna: What now? Too chicken to admit you're no match against me?
Britney: No way! You wish! I CHALLENGE YOU TO ANOTHER DUEL!
Sorceress Yuna: Bring it on man! Let's get it ON!
Britney: By all means!
BabieMoon: Ahem... excuse me, but I thought you had something to say.
Britney: Oh yeah that's right. Why are we dueling when Tidus is making out with Yuna?
Sorceress Yuna: O.o Your right, why ARE we dueling.**Points to Yuna** I challenge you to a duel!!!!
Mr. Referee (from Metabots): THEN IT'S AGREED! I HERE TO DECLARE THIS AS A SUBMISSION DUEL, WITH BOTH SIDES AGREED.....DUELISTS READY? IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!!!
Babiemoon: What are YOU doing here? Don't you know I AM the referee/announcer here? **Kicks Mr. Referee out the door** (Where did the door come from?o.O We dunno.) **Clap her hands** Now that's been taking care of, eh hem, ONCE AGAIN, IT'S TIME, TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!
Yuna: What the hell? I didn't even agree!!!!
Babiemoon: Nobody cares! I've already announced the duel, so DUEL B*TCH DUEL!
Yuna: **Gulp**
Babiemoon & Sorceress Yuna both has a huge evil grin on their faces.
Britney: Success!! Now that they're busy with Yuna, I can pick my next victim. HA HA HA HA! **She said to her self as she sneaks out the quad**
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Sorceress Yuna: Well, there's the first chapter.
Babiemoon: Yes it is. If you like it, tune in for the next chapter.
Sorceress Yuna: Don't forget to leave a review. ^.~ Flames will be ignored, but I doubt that a nice person like you, yes YOU would leave a flame right? Right! Anyway, we shall post up the next chapter A.S.A.P. Stay tuned!!!!^-^