Sorceress Yuna: The second chapter's UP!

BabieMoon: Why yes it is!

Sorceress Yuna: You've gotta thank us for updating so soon, so PLZ, give us some credit, take a few seconds and write a review.

BabieMoon: And again, we're sorry to anybody who's a fan of Britney Spears. We need to bash SOMEBODY right? So here's the story.

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The Pointless Duel

Sorceress Yuna: OKAY YUNA! It's time to let the High Summoner face the Dark Sorceress!!!! XD LET'S DUEL!

Yuna: Wait, wait, I have to get my cards.

BabieMoon & Sorceress Yuna: -.-;;;

Yuna: Oo.k, I think I am ready..

Tidus: Hold on! **Runs up to Yuna** Yunie, here, I give you my most powerful card. **Hands Yuna a card**

Yuna: O.O! Tidus. this is the. the.

Tidus: Yes, the 'Naked Tidus' card.

BabieMoon: O.O!!

Tidus: good luck in the duel honey, and hopefully, this card will help you.

Sorceress Yuna: O.o. =( **Steam shoots out her ears again**

Yuna: Thank you, Tidus. **Tears gathers up in her eyes as she begin to put the card into her deck**

BabieMoon: Zoinks! ^-^ **BabieMoon runs over and snaps the card out of Yuna's hand, and stuffs it in her pocket immediately **

Yuna: =( Why did you take my card? Give it back NOW!

BabieMoon: . . What card? Referee!! Referee!! Did you see me take any of Yuna's cards? **Switches the angle, facing the other side** Why no BabieMoon, I didn't see you take any card. ^.^ Thank you! **Faces Yuna again.** Anymore questions?

Yuna: =( No, I will defeat Sorceress Yuna WITHOUT the card!!!

BabieMoon: That's a nice girl. ^.~ Okay, then it's agreed! I here declare this a submission duel. **Car tires screeches** Wait, I'm beginning to sound like that Mr. Referee dude, anyway, my point is, IT'S TIME.TO DU-DU- DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!! **Music magically starts playing in the background again.**

Sorceress Yuna: Finally! You think you can defeat me Yuna? HA! I play, 'Squall' in Attack mode!

Yuna: **Thinks** Oh no, only the 'Naked Tidus' have a chance against 'Squall' but that b*tch had to take it away. I should just play in defense.** I play this card face down in Defense mode.

Sorceress Yuna: Is that all you got? SQUALL ATTACK!

**Squall was too strong, the card laid down was 'Selphie', she had no chance against him. Selphie was destroyed.**

BabieMoon: **Whispers to Sorceress Yuna** Hey, your doing pretty good for someone that only dueled twice.

Sorceress Yuna: **Whispers back** I know.. ^-^.. and thank you.

Yuna: Uh. what are you guys doing? I am waiting for your move Sorceress Yuna.

Sorceress Yuna: What huh? OH! Uh..I play 'Evil Kinneas' in attack mode! Let's see you beat that!

Yuna: o.O 'Evil Kinneas', hmm. let's see. I'll play 'Rikku' in Love mode.

BabieMoon: **Thinking** O.o Love mode? But that makes the card virtually futile, why would she do that? O NO! Kinneas!

Sorceress Yuna: LOL!! What kind of pointless move is that? ATTACK KINNEAS!

Yuna: Ha! I'm smarter than Britney you know! You fell right into MY trap!

Sorceress Yuna: o.O?

BabieMoon: Because 'Evil Kinneas' is Flirting type card, he is powerless against female Love mode card.

Sorceress Yuna: O Sh*t, Kinneas STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BabieMoon: **Shakes her head** Too late now.....

Sorceress Yuna: Hey! I thought you were on my side!

BabieMoon: O.o.... it was just a comment....don't have to bite me.

Sorceress Yuna: **feels around her jaws** Me don't got no teeth, how am I suppose to bite you?

BabieMoon: Uh... Sorceress Yuna? I think you wanna take a look at your card.... **points to the battle field*

Evil Kinneas: NOOO!! Can't resist... too. hot. oh what the hell. hey hotshot, how you doin' today?

Rikku: **Giggles**

Sorceress Yuna: **Steams shoots outta every hole on her face** YOU!!!!! KINNEAS!!!! YOU BETRAYED ME!!!!!!!! **points to Kinneas frustratedly**

Yuna: **Face suddenly turn dark and evil** MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I WILL RULE THE WORLD!! **Background turns dark too.window and glass shatters**

BabieMoon: **Mumbles to herself** Whoa, talk about mood swings. ah, she probably has PMS.

Sorceress Yuna: Ah Jesus. -.-;;; whoever gave me this useless card. **Looks disappointed at Irvine**

Kinneas: **Looks around** What? What did I do?

BabieMoon: I wonder what he will do if Britney Spears is in the 'Strip mode'. Talk about Britney, where is she? **Looks around, searching for her**

Sorceress Yuna: Umm.what should I play next to beat that love sick 'Rikku'. **Someone tabs her on the shoulder.** **Sounding annoyed** What? I am trying to win this thing here! No way am I going to loose to that summoner and ruin the sorceress's reputation.

Yuna: HA! Reputation?! Sorceresses were NEVER a match against the summoners!

Sorceress Yuna: THAT'S IT TUNA FACE!!!!! YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!! I play "Auron" in defense mode!

Yuna: What good will that do?

Sorceress Yuna: I don't know.... a lot of people writes Rikku/Auron fanfics... so... **shrugz**

Yuna: Yeah that's true.....**nods**

Auron/Rikku: WHAT?!?!??!??!?!

Sorceress Yuna: _ somebody! Turn down the volume!!!!

BabieMoon: I GOT IT! **mutes it**

Sorceress Yuna: That's better.

BabieMoon: O.O! Is it just me or did I just made both of your card useless?

Sorceress Yuna/Yuna: O.o Why yes you did!

BabieMoon: Uh-oh... prepare to run for your life BabieMoon....**gulps as she back away**

Sorceress Yuna: Don't worry BabieMoon, I'll send "Seifer" The sorceress' knight to protect us from the evil Summoner!!!!

BabieMoon: **With watery eyes** you're such a nice friend....**sniffs**

Sorceress Yuna: **scratches head** haha, it's nothin'.

Yuna: **panics** Oh shoot... I uh I play .... um.... AHA! I found my own card! "The High Summoner"!!!! I put "The High Summoner" in attack mode!

Seifer: Hey, sorceress. No time for friend chat, what do I do?

Sorceress Yuna: Oh yeah... Umm... What did she play?

Seifer/Yuna: -.-;;;;

Yuna: I played "The High Summoner"

Sorceress Yuna: O.O! AHAHAHA! You're pitiful Yuna!

Yuna: How? **panics**

BabieMoon: Uh hello? We're in Final Fantasy VIII right now? You're summoner is no match against Sorceress Yuna's fierce knight!!!

Seifer: **eyes BabieMoon** You make me sound like a beast.....

Sorceress Yuna: O.o..... an-anyway! ATTACK SEIFER!

Seifer: Yeah yeah! I'm comin' babe!

Sorceress Yuna: WTF?!?!??!

Seifer: O.O! Uh, I meant I'M COMING YOU EVIL SUMMONER!

Sorceress Yuna: **smiles** that's better.... **Someone pokes on Sorceress Yuna again** WHAT?!?!?

BabieMoon: Uh, Sorceress Yuna, where's Britney??

Sorceress Yuna: **Concentrates her vision on Seifer's gunblade** What? Who's Britney?

BabieMoon: **Searches the room again, seeing no sign of Britney** OK, STOP THE DUELING! 10.4!! 10.4!!

Sorceress Yuna: O.o What do you mean stop the dueling?!?! I am trying to WIN here! And WTF is 10.4??

BabieMoon: o.O I donno, I just made that up.

Sorceress Yuna: geez... BabieMoon I thought everything you say makes sense....

BabieMoon: **Feels flattered yet insulted at the same time**

Yuna: Are you guys paying attention to the duel? Hello? HELLO??? ARE YOU LISTENING??!?!?!??!

BabieMoon: LISTEN to the referee here!!! Britney Spears is GONE!

Sorceress Yuna: O.O! She is?!?!?

BabieMoon: That's what I've been trying to tell you for the past 5 minutes!

Sorceress Yuna: We need to go find her and stop her from making all the virgins in FFVIII tainted!

BabieMoon: You're *so* right! Let's go!

Sorceress Yuna: But what about the duel?

BabieMoon: Duel later! And also, I've got another chance to say IT'S TIME TO.

Sorceress Yuna: OK! I got the point. **Turns to Yuna** Yuna, I got things to do now, so we duel later.and o yeah, stay AWAY from *my* Tidus!

Yuna: **Rolls her eyes**

Tidus: O.o Ooo she wants me! I am *so* hot! They both want me! *fixes his hair*

**Sorceress Yuna and BabieMoon ran out of the Quad**

BabieMoon: Where do you think she went?

Sorceress Yuna: I don't know! **Scans the hallway** Look! There's Fujin and Raijin, let's ask them!

BabieMoon: Good idea! You two! Did you see Britney Spears anywhere?

Raijin: What? Bootany? What's that?

BabieMoon: Not Bootany, Britney.

Raijin: Huh? Breetiny?

Sorceress Yuna: NO DUMB ASS! Britney! Brit-ney!!

Raijin: Oh! Brat-teen. What's that?

Sorceress Yuna & BabieMoon: O.O!! **Stares at each other, nods. Both took out a frying pan, and slam it on the sides of Raijin's head.**

Fujin: **Finally talks** Speerase?

Sorceress Yuna & BabieMoon: O.O..O.O!!! **Hit her on the head with the frying pans also**

Sorceress Yuna: Ah they're no use to us anyway! Let's ask someone else.

**Squall walks out of the infirmary looking at some papers accidentally bumped into BabieMoon**

Squall: Oh, I'm sorry.

BabieMoon: **Faints from excitement and delight**

Sorceress Yuna: **Wakes BabieMoon, and helps her up**

Squall: Are you alright?

BabieMoon: **Faints from excitement and delight again**

Squall: O.o I better go before she faints again.

BabieMoon: **Thinks** Go?? Did I just hear go? Squall? Go? NOO!!**Wakes up**Hold on!

Sorceress Yuna: -.-;;; Gosh. Squall, did you see Britney Spears anywhere?

Squall: You mean the girl who was wearing only a thong and a bra?

Sorceress Yuna & BabieMoon: O.o Uh... **looks at each other** Yes... that would probably be her.

Squall: I saw her going to the Dormitories.

Sorceress Yuna: Thank you. Let's go BabieMoon. **pushes BabieMoon**

BabieMoon: **Stares at Squall, frozen like a statue**

Sorceress Yuna: **Shakes BabieMoon** Hello?? Are you dead yet? Man freag you already dead?

BabieMoon: **Still frozen, watches Squall walk away**

Sorceress Yuna: Damn it... **suddenly eyes widen** I know! Hey BabieMoon, imagine Britney ON Squall!!! In front of YOU! Oh man... that's going to be some serious damage to my teenage years......

BabieMoon: **Wakes up** huh? WHAT? THAT HOE! I AM GONNA STAB HER TO DEATH!!!!! WHERE IS SHE!?!??!

Sorceress Yuna: Calm down! I said imagine, I don't think she went to Squall...

BabieMoon: Phew...

Sorceress Yuna: ....Yet.

BabieMoon: O.O! WHERE IS THAT HOE?!?!??!

Sorceress Yuna: O.O **thinks** that worked! Man I am *so* smart! **grins like an idiot** Anyway, she's in the Dormitories. We need to stop her before she seduces another person!

**BabieMoon & Sorceress Yuna rushed to the Dormitories and they heard the eerie music again**

Britney: My loneliness is killing me, and I, I must confess, I still love me. When I'm with you I loose my bra, gimme a sign, f*ck me baby one more time!

**Sorceress Yuna ran to the room where the music came from and KICKED the door down. BabieMoon jumped in and saw...**

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BabieMoon: What did I see? You have to read the next chapter to find out.

Sorceress Yuna: Yes, tune in next time to laugh some more.

BabieMoon: O yeah, we apologize for the language again.

Sorceress Yuna: And of course, plz leave a review for us. ^-^!!! (man I always say more reviews... makes me sound desperate for reviews....**eyes BabieMoon**)

BabieMoon: O.O! Heh heh... **gulp** an-anyway! Stay tuned for the next chapter! =D

**Sorceress Yuna murmurs in the background**