Sorceress Yuna: Hey people, it's us AGAIN!
BabieMoon: Yah, we told you we would post up the 3rd chapter as soon as possible. ^-^
Sorceress Yuna: Thank you for your reviews.
BabieMoon: If you like our fic, please check out our other fic, "Answers to the Unsolved Mysteries".
Sorceress Yuna: So here's the story, and plz, review.
BabieMoon: Lol. you're asking for the reviews again!
Sorceress Yuna: **Sigh** Isn't that my specialty?
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Oily Fun
BabieMoon: **Jumps in the room, her eyes filled with dreadfulness and rage, but she fainted before she landed on the ground. THUMP. now she's down**
Sorceress Yuna: O.o . Lemme guess, it's Squall.
**Walks in to the room, and it IS Squall. Britney was unhooking her bra, while doing a seducing dance. in other words. STRIPPING! Squall, sitting on the bed, having his eyes WIDE open, with a grin on his face**
Sorceress Yuna: O.O!! What are you DOING? Are you outta your mind???
BabieMoon: **Gains consciousness** My GOD Squall?!?!?! How could you? **Starts crying like hell, tears pour out of her eyes**
Sorceress Yuna: It's okay Babiemoon. **Hands her a tissue that appeared out of nowhere**
Squall: .. **Looks around as his face turns red**
Sorceress Yuna: Wait, how did you get here? Didn't we JUST talk to you?
Squall: Yeah, but SeeDs know secret shortcuts, so, of course I got here faster than you guys. It is essential for SeeDs to master all kinds of abilities....
Sorceress Yuna: I see what you mean by ALL kinds of abilities....... **eyebrows wiggles**
BabieMoon: Secret shortcuts? Why aren't we allowed to use that??? WHERE IS CID?!?! I NEED TO TALK TO HIM RIGHT NOW!
Sorceress Yuna: **Pokes BabieMoon** Uh, I think we've got more IMPORTANT things to do. remember?? Britney stripping for Squall.
BabieMoon: O YEAH!! You mother f*cker!! Leave Squall ALONE!
Britney: Mother f*cker? **gasp** How did you know?!?!?!?!
BabieMoon & Sorceress Yuna: O.O!!
Sorceress Yuna: You f*ck your mom?!?! LOL!!
BabieMoon: Lol. but that's not the point. Squall, how could you watch her strip?!?! I could strip WAY better than her!! O.O **Just realized what she said** But I am not that kind of a person; I will NEVER do such thing. EVER!
Squall: Well, I- I heard that there's whore running around the garden trying to seduce everybody. As the commander of this garden, it's my duty to protect everybody from getting STD. **Slides open his drawer, takes out a huge box** So. I bought condoms for everybody.
Sorceress Yuna & BabieMoon: O.O!!
Britney: **Grins**
BabieMoon: **Slaps herself on the head** Don't you think it's better to pursue abstinence instead of handing out condoms?
Squall: But how could ANYBODY live without sex?? SEX IS GOOD!! Only STD bad.
Sorceress Yuna: o.O We're still virgins, and we don't want sex..... sex hurts ya? **Realized what she said** ne-never mind what I said!
Squall: O.O ALIENS! **Points to Sorceress Yuna and BabieMoon** RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
Sorceress Yuna: We're not aliens dumbass! If we were, why would we risk our lives to save your butt! And I thought you were smart. why did Square make you so brave in the game when in reality you just want to run away like a coward.
Squall: =O Did you just called me a coward and a dumbass???
Sorceress Yuna: Yes I did!! And what are YOU gonna do?
Squall: I. I. I challenge you two to a duel.
BabieMoon: Great!! Then IT'S TIME...
Squall: .to have some OILY FUN!
BabieMoon: o.O..huh??
**Gangster music plays in the background as a wrestling ring rises up from the ground**
Sorceress Yuna: O.O WTF?
Squall: **Takes out 10 bottles of baby oil** Now, who's first?
BabieMoon: **Raises a hand high in the air** ME!! ME!! Wait. who's first for what?
Sorceress Yuna: Uh, BabieMoon, I think he wants us to have some dirty physical fight with him. You know, with baby oil everywhere.
BabieMoon: O.O! But only someone like Britney Spears would like doing that.
Sorceress Yuna: OF COURSE she would LOVE that! Wouldn't you Britney?!?
**Cricket, cricket**
BabieMoon: **Scans the room, seeing no sign of Britney** SHE SNEAKED OFF AGAIN?!?!?
Sorceress Yuna: That sneaky b*tch! She just loves to take off!!
BabieMoon: I know! That hoe always takes off her clothes!
Sorceress Yuna: Uh, BabieMoon, I meant take off as in running away. Why are you making so little sense these days??
BabieMoon: **Points to Squall** Isn't it obvious. Did you not notice how many times I faint these days?? It's not good for your brain you know.
Sorceress Yuna: I see, I see. **Tries to put an Einstine face**
Squall: Uh, girls?? Right now is a good time to take off your clothes and allow me to rub oil all over you.
BabieMoon: **Faints from the hotness that sounded**
Sorceress Yuna: **Rolls her eyes, pulls BabieMoon up**
BabieMoon: Although that sounded extremely NICE, but we would NEVER do that! We have common sense! They control horny-mones, which stops us from getting perverted!
Sorceress Yuna: I am so disappointed in you Squall, **Shakes her head** I have lost all my respect for you.
BabieMoon: :'( . Same here.
Squall: .. **Puts on a puppy face**
BabieMoon: And the respect all comes back!!
Sorceress Yuna: **Searches the room for Tidus** No wait... what the hell? Tidus ain't here.... **Starts crying but stopped when she realized no one paid attention to her**
Squall: That's more like it, now, how about that hot, oily wrestling match?
Sorceress Yuna & BabieMoon: -.-;;;
BabieMoon: Uh, Sorceress Yuna, is it just me or did we forget something.
Sorceress Yuna: Now that you mentioned it, yea, I do feel like we forgot something.
BabieMoon & Sorceress Yuna: **Looks at each other, eyes are like O.O (again..lol)** BRITNEY SPEARS!!! **Runs out the room**
Squall: **Thinking** Yes! They're getting her too! **Start rubbing oil on himself, grins like an idiot** I've never had a foursome before. **Grins even bigger** This is like a dream come true! Three naked sluts wrestling with me. I'll just sit here and wait for them to come back. ( . life is great!
***Sorceress Yuna: **steams shoots out her ears** HOW CAN HE CALL US SLUTS? THAT'S IT I'M NOT CONTINUING THIS!
BabieMoon: Calm down, it's just a FANFICTION!
Sorceress Yuna: **sniffs** how can you say that? **sniffs** sorceresses have feelings too you know.....
BabieMoon: Holy crap, for the LAST time you are NOT a real sorceress damn it!
Sorceress Yuna: O.o.. ahem... yeah that's true.... an-anywayz continue with fic! (***
*** In the Hallway***
Britney: Phew, that was close. those idiots are no match for the sexist, hottest, smartest, one and only B-r-i-t-n-e-y S-p.-p..-p.. ah f*ck my name, it's so complicated! Oh no!! I only have 20 minutes left. I HAVE to have it NOW! Or.. or.. **Panics**
Irvine: **Whistles as he walks into his dorm**
Britney: **Has an evil smile on her face, mumbles to herself** Help is on the way. But I can't use my special powers this time. Or they'll know I am here. I have to do it the mortal way. **Looks down on herself, palms her boobs, evil grin appears on her face once more** You two ladies are a BIG HELP. **She took off her bra and thon, but then puts on a TOTALLY see through dress, and turned the door knob of Irvine's room.
***Selphie's Dorm***
Selphie: Oh no, Irvine left his coat here. Tch, guess I have to go to his room and return it to him.
***Meanwhile***
Sorceress Yuna: **Scans the hallway** No sign of Britney. Where is that whore?!?!
BabieMoon: Do you hear any singing voice?
Sorceress Yuna: . nope .
BabieMoon: We HAVE to find her before she taints another soul!
Sorceress Yuna: **Panics** But we have NO clue on where she went.
BabieMoon: Uh... what the hell is that? **points to the ground**
Sorceress Yuna: Hmm.... **puts on her goggles and gloves and takes out her microscope** According to my calculations.... I think....
BabieMoon: Calculations?! WTH?
Sorceress Yuna: O.O! THIS IS A THONG AND A BRA!
Sorceress Yuna & BabieMoon: **looks at each other, nods.** BRITNEY ALERT!!!! WE NEED TO FIND HER NOW!!!!!!! **looks around**
BabieMoon: LOOK!! There are two people talking over there, they might saw Britney!
Sorceress Yuna: o.o Welcome back BabieMoon!
BabieMoon: ??
Sorceress Yuna: You're making sense again.
BabieMoon: -.-;;; Thank you..I guess..
** Sorceress Yuna & BabieMoon runs over toward the two dark shadows**
Sorceress Yuna: YOU TWO AGAIN?!?!?
BabieMoon: Did you two see Britney anywhere??
Raijin: What? Batiny??
Fujin: Spibees?
BabieMoon & Sorceress Yuna: **Disbelieving tears filled up their eyes. both grabs two pans and double slams it on Raijin's and Fujin's head**
Sorceress Yuna: How can Seifer stand their stupidness 24/7?!?
BabieMoon: **Shakes head** Only Seifer himself knows.
***Squall's Dorm***
Squall: Where are those girls? O well, I'll just take off my clothes now, so I can get into action the instant they come back.
***Irvine's Room***
**Guess which "couple's" having a blast in bed?!?!**
Britney: **Thinks** OMG, it only took me 3 minutes of seducing myself to nail Irvine. he's almost 3% the slut that I am! No one has EVER gotten past 1.9%. Muhahahaha, now I am saved..
Selphie: **Just opened the door with the Key Card that Irvine had given her** Irvine, you forgot your coat in. **Sees him with Britney on the bed in the middle of doing IT!** O.O!! AHHHHH!!! Irvine!?! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!?!
Irvine: =O!! Umm. uh. She is raping me!
Selphie: How could she be raping you when YOU'RE THE ONE ON TOP?
Irvine: -.-;;;. uh. uh. **Crawls off the bed, kneels down on both knees, tears streaming down his face** I AM SOO SORRY SELPHIE. SNIFF. I'LL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU!!
Selphie: **Tears filled up her eyes** How can I forgive you?!?! You were making love with another wom.. Hold on, did you just say anything??
Irvine: o.O .....yes?
Selphie: I think I can live with that. You just keep that in mind.
Irvine: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!
**Selphie walks out of the room**
Sorceress Yuna & BabieMoon: ahoo, ahoo, ahoo. we came here as fast as we can when we heard the scream. anybody hurt?
Sorceress Yuna: **Suddenly sees naked Irvine on the floor** O.O!!! AHHHH!!! MY EYES!!! THEY'RE ON FIRE!! I AM GOING TO BE BLIND!! BLIND!! SAVE ME GOD, SAVE ME!!!! VISUAL ABUSE!! VISUAL ABUSE!!
Irvine: o.O Did she just say I was on fire?
BabieMoon: **Covering her eyes** Irvine, will you PLEASE put some clothes on??
Irvine: But she said I was on fire!
BabieMoon: She didn't say YOU were on fire stupid! She said her EYES are on fire!
Irvine: Aww! Fine! Okay, I've put my pants on.
Sorceress Yuna: Never do that EVER aga. **Noticed that he still has nothing on, drops dead on the floor**
BabieMoon: SORCERESS YUNA!!! FOR GOD SAKES PUT YOUR PANTS ON IRVINE!
Irvine: Alright, alright, I got the point.
Sorceress Yuna: What? Huh? ** Sorceress Yuna wakes up as BabieMoon continues slapping her on the face** I am awake! You can stop now! **BabieMoon stops** Why can't you be gentle?? I never slapped your face when you fainted all those times!
BabieMoon: I've tried EVERYTHING, shaking you; scream in your ear; pour water on your face. NOTHING WORKED! You know it took me about 10 minutes of face slapping to wake you up.
Sorceress Yuna: **Runs to the washroom, looks at herself in the mirror** AHH!! **Drops dead again as she saw her face all red and swelled up.
BabieMoon: O.o Not again!
**After 10 more minutes of none-stop slapping, Sorceress Yuna finally wakes up**
Sorceress Yuna: Muh fuese! (My face)
BabieMoon: Huh?
Sorceress Yuna: Muh fuese!!!!
BabieMoon: o.O Okie? Good for you. Now Irvine, was Britney Spears here?!?
Irvine: O.O! NO! I mean..no, she wasn't here... I didn't do anything! **Sweat slides off his face**
Sorceress Yuna: Brai und tonge.
BabieMoon: What?!? Prey and tongue?
Sorceress Yuna: Brai und tonge!!!
BabieMoon: o.O??
Sorceress Yuna: **Points to Irvine's pocket**
**A bright red bra and thong hanged half way out of his pocket**
BabieMoon: -.-;;; Who would of knew that Irvine is Bi. tsk tsk tsk, what has the world come to. Even a ladies' man like Irvine will try women's underwear.
Irvine: O.O! WHAT, I AM NOT BI! These aren't mine! These are Britney's!!
BabieMoon: HA! You fell for it! Of course I knew these weren't yours! But you would NEVER admit they were Britney's would you. So she WAS here! Where did she go?
Irvine: I don't know.
BabieMoon: Don't make us go there and slap the HELL outta you!
Irvine: I SWEAR, I don't know! Selphie was just here, and she probably sneaked away when I was talking to her.
BabieMoon: Damn that sneaky slut!
Sorceress Yuna: L-l-l-luke! **Points to the door**
**BabieMoon turns around and saw Seifer standing at the door.all three fainted at the same time.**
**Few minutes later, they finally woke up**
BabieMoon: H-h-h-hi.
Sorceress Yuna: Soup!
Seifer: What soup?
Sorceress Yuna: Non shoup, SOUP!
Seifer: What happened to your face?!?! O.o
BabieMoon: Long story! She can't talk properly anymore. but I think she was trying to say 'Sup'.
Seifer: Oh I see. **Raises one hand straight up, sparkly blue light encircles Sorceress Yuna**
Sorceress Yuna: WTF was that?!? O.O Hey! I can talk!!!
Seifer: No sh*t? I casted a Cure spell on you, stupid-wuss!
BabieMoon: **Hugs stomach as she laugh** STUPID WUSS?? LOL, what kind of a brainless diss is that?!?!
Sorceress Yuna: Seifer!!! My loyal knight!!! **goes and hugs him**
Seifer: WTF?! Get off of me! I'm Ultimecia's knight! Leave me along you fake sorceress!
BabieMoon: em hem.... Seifer?
Seifer: What?!
BabieMoon: I'd wanna take that back if I were you.
Seifer: Why?
BabieMoon: **Points to Sorceress Yuna**
Seifer: Oh shit.....
Sorceress Yuna: **steams shoots out of every hole on her face as red gleams swirls around her**
Seifer: WTF is THAT?!
BabieMoon: **whistles** What? You said something?
Sorceress Yuna: Seifer... My night.... Kome to your muster....
BabieMoon: Ain't that Ultimecia's accent? **eyes widden** OH MY GOD! Sorceress Yuna!!! What have you turned into!!! **Sorceress Yuna ignores her** Sor... I mean CAROLINE!!! Come back! We have to finish this fanfic!! You can't turn into a real sorceress NOW?!??!?
Sorceress Yuna: -.-;;; **whispers** I'm acting damn it. Don't blow off my cover!
BabieMoon: O.O oh.
Seifer: **Looks hypnotized** Sorceress Ultimecia.....
Sorceress Yuna: XD.... **Tries to slam Seifer's head** Uh... BabieMoon? Can I borrow you pan? I forgot where I left mine....
BabieMoon: Oh. **Hands a frying pan**
Sorceress Yuna: **Smacks Seifer's head** O.o.... now THAT'S a posse! Just like Raijin and Fujin!
BabieMoon: **Nods** That's cool. Now let's track down that whore!
Sorceress Yuna: Yeah yeah! I'm comin' to get you hoe, better run for your life!
BabieMoon: Uh she doesn't have one....
Sorceress Yuna: O.o.... oh yeah.... m-my point is! LET'S GO!
BabieMoon: Yeah! **But can't help it but to look at back Seifer with concerned eyes**
***Squall's Dorm***
Squall: **Still sitting on the chair, naked** V_V zZzZzZzZzZzZz. girls. where. oil. cold.
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BabieMoon: AHH! MY FINGERS!! Now I know how you felt when you typed the second chapter for Answers for the Unsolved Mysteries Sorceress Yuna.
Sorceress Yuna: Finally! Someone who understands me! I am so happy :'(!!
BabieMoon: You see how hard we work to make you laugh now?
Sorceress Yuna: So PLZ reward us with some reviews. Make sure you tune into the next chapter!! **What the hell? Why me AGAIN!! BabieMoon! Huh HUH???**
BabieMoon: **gulp** =D...... Well... um... tune in for the next chapter! **shuts off the lights and sneaked out**
Sorceress Yuna: BabieMoon? BabieMoon? I'm scared of the dark! Let me OUT!!! **voice fades**
BabieMoon: Yah, we told you we would post up the 3rd chapter as soon as possible. ^-^
Sorceress Yuna: Thank you for your reviews.
BabieMoon: If you like our fic, please check out our other fic, "Answers to the Unsolved Mysteries".
Sorceress Yuna: So here's the story, and plz, review.
BabieMoon: Lol. you're asking for the reviews again!
Sorceress Yuna: **Sigh** Isn't that my specialty?
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Oily Fun
BabieMoon: **Jumps in the room, her eyes filled with dreadfulness and rage, but she fainted before she landed on the ground. THUMP. now she's down**
Sorceress Yuna: O.o . Lemme guess, it's Squall.
**Walks in to the room, and it IS Squall. Britney was unhooking her bra, while doing a seducing dance. in other words. STRIPPING! Squall, sitting on the bed, having his eyes WIDE open, with a grin on his face**
Sorceress Yuna: O.O!! What are you DOING? Are you outta your mind???
BabieMoon: **Gains consciousness** My GOD Squall?!?!?! How could you? **Starts crying like hell, tears pour out of her eyes**
Sorceress Yuna: It's okay Babiemoon. **Hands her a tissue that appeared out of nowhere**
Squall: .. **Looks around as his face turns red**
Sorceress Yuna: Wait, how did you get here? Didn't we JUST talk to you?
Squall: Yeah, but SeeDs know secret shortcuts, so, of course I got here faster than you guys. It is essential for SeeDs to master all kinds of abilities....
Sorceress Yuna: I see what you mean by ALL kinds of abilities....... **eyebrows wiggles**
BabieMoon: Secret shortcuts? Why aren't we allowed to use that??? WHERE IS CID?!?! I NEED TO TALK TO HIM RIGHT NOW!
Sorceress Yuna: **Pokes BabieMoon** Uh, I think we've got more IMPORTANT things to do. remember?? Britney stripping for Squall.
BabieMoon: O YEAH!! You mother f*cker!! Leave Squall ALONE!
Britney: Mother f*cker? **gasp** How did you know?!?!?!?!
BabieMoon & Sorceress Yuna: O.O!!
Sorceress Yuna: You f*ck your mom?!?! LOL!!
BabieMoon: Lol. but that's not the point. Squall, how could you watch her strip?!?! I could strip WAY better than her!! O.O **Just realized what she said** But I am not that kind of a person; I will NEVER do such thing. EVER!
Squall: Well, I- I heard that there's whore running around the garden trying to seduce everybody. As the commander of this garden, it's my duty to protect everybody from getting STD. **Slides open his drawer, takes out a huge box** So. I bought condoms for everybody.
Sorceress Yuna & BabieMoon: O.O!!
Britney: **Grins**
BabieMoon: **Slaps herself on the head** Don't you think it's better to pursue abstinence instead of handing out condoms?
Squall: But how could ANYBODY live without sex?? SEX IS GOOD!! Only STD bad.
Sorceress Yuna: o.O We're still virgins, and we don't want sex..... sex hurts ya? **Realized what she said** ne-never mind what I said!
Squall: O.O ALIENS! **Points to Sorceress Yuna and BabieMoon** RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
Sorceress Yuna: We're not aliens dumbass! If we were, why would we risk our lives to save your butt! And I thought you were smart. why did Square make you so brave in the game when in reality you just want to run away like a coward.
Squall: =O Did you just called me a coward and a dumbass???
Sorceress Yuna: Yes I did!! And what are YOU gonna do?
Squall: I. I. I challenge you two to a duel.
BabieMoon: Great!! Then IT'S TIME...
Squall: .to have some OILY FUN!
BabieMoon: o.O..huh??
**Gangster music plays in the background as a wrestling ring rises up from the ground**
Sorceress Yuna: O.O WTF?
Squall: **Takes out 10 bottles of baby oil** Now, who's first?
BabieMoon: **Raises a hand high in the air** ME!! ME!! Wait. who's first for what?
Sorceress Yuna: Uh, BabieMoon, I think he wants us to have some dirty physical fight with him. You know, with baby oil everywhere.
BabieMoon: O.O! But only someone like Britney Spears would like doing that.
Sorceress Yuna: OF COURSE she would LOVE that! Wouldn't you Britney?!?
**Cricket, cricket**
BabieMoon: **Scans the room, seeing no sign of Britney** SHE SNEAKED OFF AGAIN?!?!?
Sorceress Yuna: That sneaky b*tch! She just loves to take off!!
BabieMoon: I know! That hoe always takes off her clothes!
Sorceress Yuna: Uh, BabieMoon, I meant take off as in running away. Why are you making so little sense these days??
BabieMoon: **Points to Squall** Isn't it obvious. Did you not notice how many times I faint these days?? It's not good for your brain you know.
Sorceress Yuna: I see, I see. **Tries to put an Einstine face**
Squall: Uh, girls?? Right now is a good time to take off your clothes and allow me to rub oil all over you.
BabieMoon: **Faints from the hotness that sounded**
Sorceress Yuna: **Rolls her eyes, pulls BabieMoon up**
BabieMoon: Although that sounded extremely NICE, but we would NEVER do that! We have common sense! They control horny-mones, which stops us from getting perverted!
Sorceress Yuna: I am so disappointed in you Squall, **Shakes her head** I have lost all my respect for you.
BabieMoon: :'( . Same here.
Squall: .. **Puts on a puppy face**
BabieMoon: And the respect all comes back!!
Sorceress Yuna: **Searches the room for Tidus** No wait... what the hell? Tidus ain't here.... **Starts crying but stopped when she realized no one paid attention to her**
Squall: That's more like it, now, how about that hot, oily wrestling match?
Sorceress Yuna & BabieMoon: -.-;;;
BabieMoon: Uh, Sorceress Yuna, is it just me or did we forget something.
Sorceress Yuna: Now that you mentioned it, yea, I do feel like we forgot something.
BabieMoon & Sorceress Yuna: **Looks at each other, eyes are like O.O (again..lol)** BRITNEY SPEARS!!! **Runs out the room**
Squall: **Thinking** Yes! They're getting her too! **Start rubbing oil on himself, grins like an idiot** I've never had a foursome before. **Grins even bigger** This is like a dream come true! Three naked sluts wrestling with me. I'll just sit here and wait for them to come back. ( . life is great!
***Sorceress Yuna: **steams shoots out her ears** HOW CAN HE CALL US SLUTS? THAT'S IT I'M NOT CONTINUING THIS!
BabieMoon: Calm down, it's just a FANFICTION!
Sorceress Yuna: **sniffs** how can you say that? **sniffs** sorceresses have feelings too you know.....
BabieMoon: Holy crap, for the LAST time you are NOT a real sorceress damn it!
Sorceress Yuna: O.o.. ahem... yeah that's true.... an-anywayz continue with fic! (***
*** In the Hallway***
Britney: Phew, that was close. those idiots are no match for the sexist, hottest, smartest, one and only B-r-i-t-n-e-y S-p.-p..-p.. ah f*ck my name, it's so complicated! Oh no!! I only have 20 minutes left. I HAVE to have it NOW! Or.. or.. **Panics**
Irvine: **Whistles as he walks into his dorm**
Britney: **Has an evil smile on her face, mumbles to herself** Help is on the way. But I can't use my special powers this time. Or they'll know I am here. I have to do it the mortal way. **Looks down on herself, palms her boobs, evil grin appears on her face once more** You two ladies are a BIG HELP. **She took off her bra and thon, but then puts on a TOTALLY see through dress, and turned the door knob of Irvine's room.
***Selphie's Dorm***
Selphie: Oh no, Irvine left his coat here. Tch, guess I have to go to his room and return it to him.
***Meanwhile***
Sorceress Yuna: **Scans the hallway** No sign of Britney. Where is that whore?!?!
BabieMoon: Do you hear any singing voice?
Sorceress Yuna: . nope .
BabieMoon: We HAVE to find her before she taints another soul!
Sorceress Yuna: **Panics** But we have NO clue on where she went.
BabieMoon: Uh... what the hell is that? **points to the ground**
Sorceress Yuna: Hmm.... **puts on her goggles and gloves and takes out her microscope** According to my calculations.... I think....
BabieMoon: Calculations?! WTH?
Sorceress Yuna: O.O! THIS IS A THONG AND A BRA!
Sorceress Yuna & BabieMoon: **looks at each other, nods.** BRITNEY ALERT!!!! WE NEED TO FIND HER NOW!!!!!!! **looks around**
BabieMoon: LOOK!! There are two people talking over there, they might saw Britney!
Sorceress Yuna: o.o Welcome back BabieMoon!
BabieMoon: ??
Sorceress Yuna: You're making sense again.
BabieMoon: -.-;;; Thank you..I guess..
** Sorceress Yuna & BabieMoon runs over toward the two dark shadows**
Sorceress Yuna: YOU TWO AGAIN?!?!?
BabieMoon: Did you two see Britney anywhere??
Raijin: What? Batiny??
Fujin: Spibees?
BabieMoon & Sorceress Yuna: **Disbelieving tears filled up their eyes. both grabs two pans and double slams it on Raijin's and Fujin's head**
Sorceress Yuna: How can Seifer stand their stupidness 24/7?!?
BabieMoon: **Shakes head** Only Seifer himself knows.
***Squall's Dorm***
Squall: Where are those girls? O well, I'll just take off my clothes now, so I can get into action the instant they come back.
***Irvine's Room***
**Guess which "couple's" having a blast in bed?!?!**
Britney: **Thinks** OMG, it only took me 3 minutes of seducing myself to nail Irvine. he's almost 3% the slut that I am! No one has EVER gotten past 1.9%. Muhahahaha, now I am saved..
Selphie: **Just opened the door with the Key Card that Irvine had given her** Irvine, you forgot your coat in. **Sees him with Britney on the bed in the middle of doing IT!** O.O!! AHHHHH!!! Irvine!?! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!?!
Irvine: =O!! Umm. uh. She is raping me!
Selphie: How could she be raping you when YOU'RE THE ONE ON TOP?
Irvine: -.-;;;. uh. uh. **Crawls off the bed, kneels down on both knees, tears streaming down his face** I AM SOO SORRY SELPHIE. SNIFF. I'LL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU!!
Selphie: **Tears filled up her eyes** How can I forgive you?!?! You were making love with another wom.. Hold on, did you just say anything??
Irvine: o.O .....yes?
Selphie: I think I can live with that. You just keep that in mind.
Irvine: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!
**Selphie walks out of the room**
Sorceress Yuna & BabieMoon: ahoo, ahoo, ahoo. we came here as fast as we can when we heard the scream. anybody hurt?
Sorceress Yuna: **Suddenly sees naked Irvine on the floor** O.O!!! AHHHH!!! MY EYES!!! THEY'RE ON FIRE!! I AM GOING TO BE BLIND!! BLIND!! SAVE ME GOD, SAVE ME!!!! VISUAL ABUSE!! VISUAL ABUSE!!
Irvine: o.O Did she just say I was on fire?
BabieMoon: **Covering her eyes** Irvine, will you PLEASE put some clothes on??
Irvine: But she said I was on fire!
BabieMoon: She didn't say YOU were on fire stupid! She said her EYES are on fire!
Irvine: Aww! Fine! Okay, I've put my pants on.
Sorceress Yuna: Never do that EVER aga. **Noticed that he still has nothing on, drops dead on the floor**
BabieMoon: SORCERESS YUNA!!! FOR GOD SAKES PUT YOUR PANTS ON IRVINE!
Irvine: Alright, alright, I got the point.
Sorceress Yuna: What? Huh? ** Sorceress Yuna wakes up as BabieMoon continues slapping her on the face** I am awake! You can stop now! **BabieMoon stops** Why can't you be gentle?? I never slapped your face when you fainted all those times!
BabieMoon: I've tried EVERYTHING, shaking you; scream in your ear; pour water on your face. NOTHING WORKED! You know it took me about 10 minutes of face slapping to wake you up.
Sorceress Yuna: **Runs to the washroom, looks at herself in the mirror** AHH!! **Drops dead again as she saw her face all red and swelled up.
BabieMoon: O.o Not again!
**After 10 more minutes of none-stop slapping, Sorceress Yuna finally wakes up**
Sorceress Yuna: Muh fuese! (My face)
BabieMoon: Huh?
Sorceress Yuna: Muh fuese!!!!
BabieMoon: o.O Okie? Good for you. Now Irvine, was Britney Spears here?!?
Irvine: O.O! NO! I mean..no, she wasn't here... I didn't do anything! **Sweat slides off his face**
Sorceress Yuna: Brai und tonge.
BabieMoon: What?!? Prey and tongue?
Sorceress Yuna: Brai und tonge!!!
BabieMoon: o.O??
Sorceress Yuna: **Points to Irvine's pocket**
**A bright red bra and thong hanged half way out of his pocket**
BabieMoon: -.-;;; Who would of knew that Irvine is Bi. tsk tsk tsk, what has the world come to. Even a ladies' man like Irvine will try women's underwear.
Irvine: O.O! WHAT, I AM NOT BI! These aren't mine! These are Britney's!!
BabieMoon: HA! You fell for it! Of course I knew these weren't yours! But you would NEVER admit they were Britney's would you. So she WAS here! Where did she go?
Irvine: I don't know.
BabieMoon: Don't make us go there and slap the HELL outta you!
Irvine: I SWEAR, I don't know! Selphie was just here, and she probably sneaked away when I was talking to her.
BabieMoon: Damn that sneaky slut!
Sorceress Yuna: L-l-l-luke! **Points to the door**
**BabieMoon turns around and saw Seifer standing at the door.all three fainted at the same time.**
**Few minutes later, they finally woke up**
BabieMoon: H-h-h-hi.
Sorceress Yuna: Soup!
Seifer: What soup?
Sorceress Yuna: Non shoup, SOUP!
Seifer: What happened to your face?!?! O.o
BabieMoon: Long story! She can't talk properly anymore. but I think she was trying to say 'Sup'.
Seifer: Oh I see. **Raises one hand straight up, sparkly blue light encircles Sorceress Yuna**
Sorceress Yuna: WTF was that?!? O.O Hey! I can talk!!!
Seifer: No sh*t? I casted a Cure spell on you, stupid-wuss!
BabieMoon: **Hugs stomach as she laugh** STUPID WUSS?? LOL, what kind of a brainless diss is that?!?!
Sorceress Yuna: Seifer!!! My loyal knight!!! **goes and hugs him**
Seifer: WTF?! Get off of me! I'm Ultimecia's knight! Leave me along you fake sorceress!
BabieMoon: em hem.... Seifer?
Seifer: What?!
BabieMoon: I'd wanna take that back if I were you.
Seifer: Why?
BabieMoon: **Points to Sorceress Yuna**
Seifer: Oh shit.....
Sorceress Yuna: **steams shoots out of every hole on her face as red gleams swirls around her**
Seifer: WTF is THAT?!
BabieMoon: **whistles** What? You said something?
Sorceress Yuna: Seifer... My night.... Kome to your muster....
BabieMoon: Ain't that Ultimecia's accent? **eyes widden** OH MY GOD! Sorceress Yuna!!! What have you turned into!!! **Sorceress Yuna ignores her** Sor... I mean CAROLINE!!! Come back! We have to finish this fanfic!! You can't turn into a real sorceress NOW?!??!?
Sorceress Yuna: -.-;;; **whispers** I'm acting damn it. Don't blow off my cover!
BabieMoon: O.O oh.
Seifer: **Looks hypnotized** Sorceress Ultimecia.....
Sorceress Yuna: XD.... **Tries to slam Seifer's head** Uh... BabieMoon? Can I borrow you pan? I forgot where I left mine....
BabieMoon: Oh. **Hands a frying pan**
Sorceress Yuna: **Smacks Seifer's head** O.o.... now THAT'S a posse! Just like Raijin and Fujin!
BabieMoon: **Nods** That's cool. Now let's track down that whore!
Sorceress Yuna: Yeah yeah! I'm comin' to get you hoe, better run for your life!
BabieMoon: Uh she doesn't have one....
Sorceress Yuna: O.o.... oh yeah.... m-my point is! LET'S GO!
BabieMoon: Yeah! **But can't help it but to look at back Seifer with concerned eyes**
***Squall's Dorm***
Squall: **Still sitting on the chair, naked** V_V zZzZzZzZzZzZz. girls. where. oil. cold.
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BabieMoon: AHH! MY FINGERS!! Now I know how you felt when you typed the second chapter for Answers for the Unsolved Mysteries Sorceress Yuna.
Sorceress Yuna: Finally! Someone who understands me! I am so happy :'(!!
BabieMoon: You see how hard we work to make you laugh now?
Sorceress Yuna: So PLZ reward us with some reviews. Make sure you tune into the next chapter!! **What the hell? Why me AGAIN!! BabieMoon! Huh HUH???**
BabieMoon: **gulp** =D...... Well... um... tune in for the next chapter! **shuts off the lights and sneaked out**
Sorceress Yuna: BabieMoon? BabieMoon? I'm scared of the dark! Let me OUT!!! **voice fades**