"Ahhhhh," a blood curdling scream came from 18 year old Petunia Evans's bed
room.
"Oh gawd what is she on about?" 16 year old Lily Evans mumbled to her self as she rose from bed. She was wearing a pale blue tank top with matching plaid pajama pants. She slipped on some dark blue slippers and walked to her door. Her long messy hair was falling out of the bun she went to sleep in. Before she left the room she looked at the clock 2:00 am. 'What the hell,' Lily thought as she made her way to Petunia's room.
Petunia was sitting in the corner of her room looking at her bed petrified. She was the only one in there so Lily was grateful that her parents didn't wake up.
"What, may I ask, makes you wake up this early," Lily hissed.
"It isn't my fault it is obviously from your freak world," Petunia retorted while pointing accusingly at her bed.
Lily scuttled over to Petunia's bed and picked up a dizzy looking green owl with a letter attached to its leg. "There. Happy now go to sleep and don't wake up mum and dad," Lily snapped at her rising sister.
When Lily got back into her room she turned on the light and placed the owl on her desk. 'Who would owl me this early,' Lily thought, 'and why is this owl GREEN?!?' She shrugged and took the letter very annoyed and tired. While the owl started eating her owl's food, Lily un-rolled a piece of parchment. She read this:
Dear Carrot, This is your 2 am wake up call. Hope you like it. The one you hold a secret shrine for, James Potter
Lily looked very angry as she finished. She immediately got a piece of parchment and began writing.
Potter: Thanks, you just ruined my goal of getting away from you or communicating with you at all this summer. If you woke my parents with my sister's scream I swear I would hex you to look as green as you owl. (Which is kinda odd, but so are you). He is also eating all of my owls, Flake's, food. Oh, and another thing he is as ditzy as the new girl friends you have each week! The girl who considers you a total prat, Lily Evans P.S. if you are getting plastic surgery I suggest u shrink that big ego of yours.
Lily pulled the green owl away from Flake's owl food and sent him off. He hit a couple of trees on his way out, but eventually got in the air.
*~*
James was cracking up at his own prank on Lily. He wanted to warm up and practice some pranks before school and he decided Evans was the best test dummy.
He heard a bang on his window and saw his owl trying to fly through the window. He opened the window and caught his owl before it crashed into the wall opposite the window. He opened up the letter and began to read. He was laughing all up to the part about his ego. His ego wasn't that big was it?? 'No way. She was just trying to get to me. It ALMOST worked,' James thought.
He began writing back:
Evans: I'm sooooo happy I ruined your summer plans that was more than I was hoping for. And if you think my owl, Pickles, is ugly you obliviously shouldn't be comparing him to me. And while we are comparing owls what about yours, Flake. I can definitely call you a flake. My girlfriends are not ALL ditzy 'cause not every girl in the whole of Hogwarts is ditzy and I date girls who like me and the whole female population does. Except for you thank god! As for the week thing at least I have girlfriends. If you call that Amos Diggory a boyfriend then so do a lot of other girls he snogs. Oh, yeah I know you tried to throw me with that ego thing. I do NOT have a big ego. Un-Sincerely, James
*~*
Lily almost burst out laughing reading his letter. She wrote back:
Potter: Oh please, Potter! Your ego burst all over that last letter! *~Lily~*
*~*
James looked shocked and wrote back:
Flake: Whatever Evans. James
*~*
Lily responded nonchalantly:
Potter: Nice name calling little one. Amos doesn't have other girlfriends. Now that I am wide awake I'm going for a jog through town. Flake
(AN: ok I hope you liked it I have a few more chapters too flame if you like)
"Oh gawd what is she on about?" 16 year old Lily Evans mumbled to her self as she rose from bed. She was wearing a pale blue tank top with matching plaid pajama pants. She slipped on some dark blue slippers and walked to her door. Her long messy hair was falling out of the bun she went to sleep in. Before she left the room she looked at the clock 2:00 am. 'What the hell,' Lily thought as she made her way to Petunia's room.
Petunia was sitting in the corner of her room looking at her bed petrified. She was the only one in there so Lily was grateful that her parents didn't wake up.
"What, may I ask, makes you wake up this early," Lily hissed.
"It isn't my fault it is obviously from your freak world," Petunia retorted while pointing accusingly at her bed.
Lily scuttled over to Petunia's bed and picked up a dizzy looking green owl with a letter attached to its leg. "There. Happy now go to sleep and don't wake up mum and dad," Lily snapped at her rising sister.
When Lily got back into her room she turned on the light and placed the owl on her desk. 'Who would owl me this early,' Lily thought, 'and why is this owl GREEN?!?' She shrugged and took the letter very annoyed and tired. While the owl started eating her owl's food, Lily un-rolled a piece of parchment. She read this:
Dear Carrot, This is your 2 am wake up call. Hope you like it. The one you hold a secret shrine for, James Potter
Lily looked very angry as she finished. She immediately got a piece of parchment and began writing.
Potter: Thanks, you just ruined my goal of getting away from you or communicating with you at all this summer. If you woke my parents with my sister's scream I swear I would hex you to look as green as you owl. (Which is kinda odd, but so are you). He is also eating all of my owls, Flake's, food. Oh, and another thing he is as ditzy as the new girl friends you have each week! The girl who considers you a total prat, Lily Evans P.S. if you are getting plastic surgery I suggest u shrink that big ego of yours.
Lily pulled the green owl away from Flake's owl food and sent him off. He hit a couple of trees on his way out, but eventually got in the air.
*~*
James was cracking up at his own prank on Lily. He wanted to warm up and practice some pranks before school and he decided Evans was the best test dummy.
He heard a bang on his window and saw his owl trying to fly through the window. He opened the window and caught his owl before it crashed into the wall opposite the window. He opened up the letter and began to read. He was laughing all up to the part about his ego. His ego wasn't that big was it?? 'No way. She was just trying to get to me. It ALMOST worked,' James thought.
He began writing back:
Evans: I'm sooooo happy I ruined your summer plans that was more than I was hoping for. And if you think my owl, Pickles, is ugly you obliviously shouldn't be comparing him to me. And while we are comparing owls what about yours, Flake. I can definitely call you a flake. My girlfriends are not ALL ditzy 'cause not every girl in the whole of Hogwarts is ditzy and I date girls who like me and the whole female population does. Except for you thank god! As for the week thing at least I have girlfriends. If you call that Amos Diggory a boyfriend then so do a lot of other girls he snogs. Oh, yeah I know you tried to throw me with that ego thing. I do NOT have a big ego. Un-Sincerely, James
*~*
Lily almost burst out laughing reading his letter. She wrote back:
Potter: Oh please, Potter! Your ego burst all over that last letter! *~Lily~*
*~*
James looked shocked and wrote back:
Flake: Whatever Evans. James
*~*
Lily responded nonchalantly:
Potter: Nice name calling little one. Amos doesn't have other girlfriends. Now that I am wide awake I'm going for a jog through town. Flake
(AN: ok I hope you liked it I have a few more chapters too flame if you like)