A/N: Hi everyone! I was just bored during Biology and decided I'd write a humor fc while I was waiting for ideas for my other story to pop up...

This fic was written by Me, Avaris Sky, and AngelOfTheNight..* stickes her tongue out a Ava and Angel* See I told ya I'd remember.... lol

Disclaimer: I don't own Escaflowne,Cardcaptor Sakura,or Digimon...*looks over at Ava and Angel* Do you guys?

Both (sadly): Nope...

Anyway...on to our fun and lovely world of...

Lost Boys



Me: *grabbing benoculars and hiding behind the barn* I have them in my sights

( In the distance you see a group of guys walking around in circles

Van: I told you to take a left at the boulder that looked like a tree!!

Dilly: Shut up!! I know What I'm doing!

Yue: ......

Toya: I thought you said_don't _ take a left at the boulder that looks like a tree!

Van: No, I didn't.

Toya: Yes, you did.

Van: Didn't

Toya: Did

Van: DIDN'T!!!

Toya: DID!!!

Dilly: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!!! My uncanny sense of direction will save us all yet.

Yue: If I may interupt the male stupidity contest, may I ask what we are doing out here anway?!?!

Van: Playing "Hide and go Kill"!!!!

Dilly: Taking over the world !!!!!

Toya: Being dark and very mysterious!!!!!

Yue: ..................................

Van: That one Rashika chic from Earth I think is behind all of these dark and mysterious happenings. She seems like the one for that kind of stuff.

Yue: How do you know?

Van: *shrugs* I was having a 'Hitomi Moment'.

All: AaaaaaHHHHHhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

( Evil laughter and cheap lightning effects)

Ken and Davis: *sweatdrop* Whats gonna happen to us?!?!

Dilly (calmly): Her and her two friends will probably torture us until we agree to do thier evil bidding.....*mumbles something about it not being such a bad idea*

All the others: *sweatdrop*

Dilly:*getting all defensive* Well, Its not!!

(Meanwhile, back at the barn)

Me: This is great! Thier all there and accounted for! Now, you guys remembered the trap stuff, right?

Ava: *holding up a shovel,some rope, and a few other things* Yep!

Angel: *lugging around a big garbage bag full of fun stuff* Of couse, we are always perpaired. Unlike you!

Me: *does an anime facevault and sweatdrops* heh heh heh...Shut up.......

Anyway, Thanks to the Dark Masters, ( pulls a remote type thing out if thin air) we can separate them

and trap them! (More evil laughter from everyone) OK. Who wants to push the button???

Folken: Oh Let me push the button!!!! I'll do it!!

Me: *rolls her eyes and gives Folkie the button* Here.

Folken: All Right!! *grabs it and pushes the button, separating all the cute dudes*

( From a distance screaming can be heard)

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Well what ya think??

I thought is was pretty good, seeing I wasn't around when half of it was written...

I hope to update either daily or weekly it all depends on Avaris and Angel, for they are the mighty co-writers

*evil laughter* cough cough.........sorry