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Ch. 3

THE BATH....

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( In the secret hide-out type place)

Ava: *Pokes Angel* Do you think she will wake up?

Rashika: Hmm...? You mean she's asleep? I thought I killed her...*slight insane grin* But...maybe, if we were to throw a piece of cake on her face...... (ice cream cake...mmmm)

Ava: But I wanna feed the cake to Ken!

Rashika: *gets all suspicious like..* What do you mean you wanna feed it to Ken..? My Ken-chan?!?! Hmm...I don't think you should be aloud around him....

Ava: *sigh* Its not like I can feed it to Dilly.

Rashika: And why not? Just get the ropes, collar and leash ready.

Ava: * points out to some random place in the distance* He's still throwing up from his ride in the poke'ball.

Rashika: Well, how hard is it to tie him up while he is throwing up?!

Ava: Not too hard..unless he throws up on you.

Rashika: .......Well.........tie the rope as a lasso..you know, lke in the rodeos..

Ava: *sarcastic* Giddy-up.

Rashika: *shrugs* Hey, it was just a suggestion. I don't see you coming up with any good ideas.

Ava: Angel sure can snore loud....

Rashika: *thinking* changing the subject I see... Yea..for a cheerleader, she sure has an early bedtime....

Ava:..........Does she really have to sleep on top of Folkie like that?

Rashika: *gasps* Thats Folkie?!?! I thought she finally caught Allen.....Well...maybe we should ask her later.

Ava: *sniff* Poor Folkie....she ripped his arm off earlier.

Rashika: *confused* Doin what??

Ava: Playing Monopoly.

Rashika: ....Oh...

Ava: I hate to see what will happen when she catches Allen too...

Rashika: *dirty unclean thoughts* .........damned her for making us watch that movie.. *sigh* I'm scared for life....

Ava: *Gulp*

Rashika: *looks over at Ken huddled in a corner* Aww......What's the matter Ken-chan??

Ken: I miss my Dai-kun.......*sniffle*

Rashika: Well...We'll catch him soon *evil laughter*

Ava: *stares*

Ken: *looks over at Ava and whimpers* She's scaring me...

Rashika: You'll get used to it.

Ava: *looks at Ken and whimpers* He's scaring me...

Rashika: *frowns* You guys need to start getting along!!! *leaves the room for a few minutes*

Ava: So......

Ken: So.....

Rashika: * goes to check on Dilly* ...............You ok........?

Dilly: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!! *wipes his mouth in disgust*

Rashika: *hands him a glass of water, tooth brush and toothpaste*

( Back in some random room...)

Ava: so......

Ken: so......

Rashika: *walks in with a tied up and foamy mouthed Dilly-sama* Look at what I caught...a rabid Dilly!!!

Dilly: No she tie me up before I could wipe the toothpaste off my mouth.

Rashika: *grins madly* Its OK...Ava won't mind....*more grining* So did you guys talk it out..?

Ava: *stares blankly*

Ken: *stares blankly*

Rashika: THATS IT!!!! *ties Ava and Ken up back to back* Now you guys talk or *looks at Ava* NO FIRE and *looks at Ken* NO DAISUKE OR WHIPS!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR???????

Ava and Ken: *gulp* yes ma'am.....

Rashika: Thats what I thought!...... Now...*looks at Dilly who is all dirty and stuff* I think you need a bath... *looks around* Who wants to give Dilly a bath...????

Ken: I DO!!!

Rashika: No hitting on Dilly or else I'll tell your sweet lil' Dai-kun....

Angel: * S N N O O O R R R E E E*

Everyone: *looks around for the scary noise*

Ava: I didn't do it.

Folken: *wakes up* I just drept about bowling....

Ava: *cough* Yeah.._bolwling_...

Rashika: What the heck is "bolwling?! *looks in the dictionary* Nope, its not in here...

Ava: ..... Can we edit that out....?

Rashika: No

Ava: Hey, I'm tied to Ken, so I say we edit it!

Rashika: *looks over at Dilly* What do you think?

Dilly: *looks at Ava with anger* She's the one who put me in that damned puke-ball thing, right...?

Rashika: Yep!

Dilly: No!

Ava: If I wasn't tied up........

Rashika: What was that?

Ken: Had beans for lunch....

Rashika: O.O ....Thats not what I was talking about....

Ava: The smell ! *faints*

Ken: *sits on a fainted Ava*

Dilly: Of all the times to be without a match........

Rashika: .......................Ava...........Get up.......THE PLACE IS ON FIRE!!!

Ava: umm.......kinda tied up at the moment.

Rashika: I was just joking....at least you woke up..*grins*

Dilly: RATS.....

Rashika: *unties Ken and Ava* I think that AVA should give Dilly a bath...

Ava: Are you saying that you think its _safe_ to be alone with Dilly in a _bathroom_?

Rashika: No safer than you and Van in the closet...besides...*swipes Ava's matches and lighters* He has no means of making fire..and neither do you...Its pretty much safe....

Ava: I wasn't worried about the fire.

Rashika: ...............

Dilly: Don't I get a say in this?

Rashika: ummm.......let me think.....NO!

Ken: *smirk* She doesn't say no to me.

Rashika: O.o What are you talking about?

Ava & Dilly: DON'T SAY!!! BAD IMAGES!!!!

Rashika & Ken: ...............

Angel: * talking in sleep* One time...at band camp.......

Ava: You know she is going to make us edit that...and 'bolwling'.

Rashika: Not if she doesn't read it.... Ain't that right Agent Blue...?

Ava: I'll keep the ' don't read ' thing in mind next time I'm alone with Ken.

Rashika: WHAT????

Ava: I like milk and cookies......

Rashika: *looks at Ken with suspicion* You were planning on being alone with Ava again..?!?!?!?

Ava & Ken: *stares blankly*

Rashika: GRRR...... FINE..... *looks at Ava* Guess I'll have to give Dilly his bath myself... *pulls Dilly into the huge bathroom accidentally stepping on the sleeping and now concussed people on the floor*

Angel: *S N N N O O O R R R E E E *

Ava: ............. I'll give her five minutes until she runs out screaming. Wanna bet?

Ken: Well....

( Rashika is in the bathroom for like 20 mins, and laughing can be heard from inside..)

Ava: He must be killing her slowly...

Ken: Very slowly

Ava: With lots of blood...

( In the Bathrom)

Dilly: *taking a bath*

Rashika: * her back turned as not to see Dilly in THAT state of undress..* And what happened then?

Dilly: Well he got trapped in the lane thingy and all that came out of the bowling ball thing were feathers! *laughs*

Rashika: *laughs also* Hey you wanna hear a song I heard?

Dilly: Sure

Rashika: GETTIN PRUNEY!! LIKE RAISINS IN JUNEY!!!........

(Back in the random room- don't you like all this randomness?)

Ava: .............

Ken: ...............

Ava:...........................

Ken:............................

(In the Bathroom)

Rashika: *takes the soap*

Dilly: Hey! You can't have that! That soaps' been just like a soap to me!!

Rashika: Tough

Dilly: Give it!

Rashika: Make me!!

(back in the other room)

Ava: .............

Ken: ...............

Angel: *still sleeping and giggling* One time at band camp..

Folkien:.............. and one time.......at Guymelef Camp......I .......yeah...

(and Back to the bathroom again)

Dilly: *chasing a histerical Rashika around, clad only in a towel* GIVE IT BACK!! ITS MY FAVORITE SOAP!! It makes me smell like roses!!!!

Rashika: *runs out of the bathroom and hides behind Ava*

Dilly: *runs out and stops in the doorway, not noticing that his towel fell off somewhere...*

Ava: *faints*

Ken: *pulls out a camera*

Folkie: *pulls out a camcorder*

Rashika: *dies laughing*

Dilly: *still just standing there* Wha??

Rashika: uh...*giggle* Dilly.......*more giggles* ....you might wanna find your towel...*laughs*

Ava: *wakes up, sees Dilly & faints again*

Dilly: *shrugs*

Rashika: *passed out from lack of oxygen*

Ken: *not wanting to feel left out, faints*

Dilly: goes over to Rashika and takes his soap out of her death grip* Thank-you much.. *goes and locks himself in the bathroom*

Folkie: One time....

Rashika: *wakes up and hears Dilly singing*

Dilly: GETTIN PRUNEY......

Ava: *wakes up* who's killing the cat?!?

Dilly: *from the bathroom* I HEARD THAT!!

Rashika: *glomps a fainted Ken*

Ava:.......um........ I'm goin to shut up Dilly.....

Rashika: * huggles him* How do you plan on doin that?

Ava: DUC TAPE.

Rashika: O.O

Ken: *wakes to find Rashika sitting on him* What the..????

Ava: *tries to open the door* umm.......Rashika.....I know your busy ..but.....

Rashika: hmm..... *gets off Ken and pushes him towards the bathroom* I think I'll give you a bath too! *smiles insanely*

Ava: that would be great but.......

Rashika What!?!?! *tries to open the door* Its locked?! Fine then! *pulls out het Handy Dandy Skeleton Key*

Ava: Thank You. *walks in *

Dilly: *singing* Soaking in the bath...

Ava: *sees Dilly naked in the bathtub, faints, and then falls in the tub.*

Rashika: *Pulls Ava out and gives her some smelling salts....then throws Ken in to the bath..* heh hehe hehehehe....

Dilly: WHAT THE #@$^ DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!?!

Ken: *Gives Dilly a look* Whats it look like I'm doin? Taking a BATH ..DUH!!!!

Dilly: And what are you doin Rashika??

Rashika: O.O Supervising......?

Ava: *throws smelling salts* Whatever.....

Rashika: Ken...you know....maybe a bath would work better....if ..you know..you took your cloths off......

Ken:.............

Dilly:...........

Ava:................

Rashika: Just a suggestion........SHEESH!!!

Dilly: I'm leaving.

Rashika: I DON'T THINK SO!

Ava: Me too...I'm leaving...

Rashika: *wiggels an eyebrow at the two* Oh Really??.....

Ava: I don't think you really want us to be around when you glomp_ I mean give Ken his bath.

Rashika: I thought you were helping......

Ava: *stares at Ken blankly*

Ken: *stares at Ava blankly*

Rashika: Oh my god.....Never mind.....

Dilly: *gets out of the tub*

Rashika: *covers her eyes*

Ken: *stares* O.O

Rashika: *covers Ken's eyes* -.-

Ava: *covers Rashika's eyes* ~.o

Rashika: *Covers Ava's eyes*

Ava: *opens eyes * Where'd he go?

Everyone: *looks around* What the....?

Dilly: *still standing in the bathtub* ????

Ken: *starts Strippin*

Ava & Dilly : *run out screaming*

Rashika: *starts stripper music and stares*

Ava: *runs back in and starts to pull Rashika * OMC!!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT!!!

Rashika: *is looking*

Dilly: * comes in, slaps both, and drags them out*

Ava & Rashika: Awwwwwww....................... *Rashika sniffles*



The End of Chapter 3 ........Or is it.....?