Pre-Author's notes
Ava: *Dances around* HAHAHAHA! Rashika was stupid enough to let me type
this chapter up! HAHAHAHAHA! Run in fear mortals, the great Ava-chan is
about to do the Author's notes! BWHAHAHAHA!
Author's notes: Yes. and stuff. what is the purpose of having two a/ns? I dunno. I just wanted to be difficult. And take up space. And see how slowly I can type. And see how many people are currently shaking their heads at my stupidity. At last count it was three. I think I'm just about done taking up space. Or maybe not. Who really knows? I like typing in short sentences. It is very amusing for me. I like having amusement. I'm running out of ideas. So I'd just like to state that no one's bum was hurt in the production of this chapter. We're all just really good at making it sound like we're in pain. *^_^ It helps sooth Ken's ego from time to time when he's feeling bad.. And that if the real Mr. Hayes or Mr. Jones is ever unfortunate enough to stumble across this, you two might want to turn around and leave at this point.. *^_^ Fan girls. 'Nuff said.
Disclaimer: We don't own any of the bishies glomped and drooled over in this.. In fact, that also means we don't own Dan and Darren and since this is fiction, we are only making crude assumptions of their flavor of ice cream as a joke. Please take no offense.
The Next Chapter: I love my donkey!
Dilly: . and they're vain, stupid and smell funny. That's why I hate pro- golfers.
Ken: Pro-golfers? I thought we were talking about cannibals!
Matt: O_o Cannibals? *Looks at Allen*
Allen: Wha? O.O *Looks around while eating a piece of chicken*
Ken: O_O Chicken? *Drool*
Dai: Hey! You know what we need? Cool Whip! Tai and Matt used up the last of ours! *Looks at Ava and whimpers* Please Ava, we'll even share it!
Ava: -_- I don't even want to know how you plan that.why can't you just use the big tub?
Ken: *^_^ Well, you see, since Rashika didn't want us to use the BIG tub of Cool whip, she let us have the little have the little one. She said that that was for a special occasion and pointed at a pic of a guy that looks like a angel! *sigh* He was dreamy.
Rashika: O_O Dunno what your talking about. -_-
Allen: *dropping his chicken* You painted a picture of me?
Rashika: No. why would I paint a picture of a spec of dirt? Besides, he said pointed! *Glares*
Ken: Hehehehe. pointed. hehehe. fun..
Dai: -_- latter Ken, katter..
Rashika: *^_^ Yeah, anyway, I think we should go to the store and get groceries. The fridge is empty thanks to
Allen. we can leave Angel here to watch the bishies, whaddya say?
Angel: *sniff* Only watch?
Allen: *sniff* Only watch?
Folkie: *glares*
Dilly: *glares*
Dai: *glares*
Matt: *glares*
Unknown camera guy standing in the corner: *glares*
Tai: *glares*
Ken: *smirk* I like Savage Garden!
Rashika: O.O ME TOO! *glomps Ken*
Ava: *looks at Dilly*
Dilly: *looks at Ava*
Ava: _-_ Don't even think about it..
Rashika: *stomach growls* Ok, we'll talk more about that latter, let's go!
Angel: *busy staring happily at the bishies* Okay. I'm not going to move from this spot 'till you get back.
Allen: *smirk* I'll make she does.
Ava: I'm going this way. *runs out*
Rashika: *grin* good luck Angel! *Follows Ava*
(At the Store.)
Rashika: Are you sure we need these? *Holds up cans of tomato juice*.. *Winces*
Ava: Tomato Juice? We SO need that!
Rashika: oh. kay. don't we need some actual food? Like.. *Looks around* Van!
Ava: Huh? Never tried that before.. What does it taste like?
Rashika: No, no, no! It's VAN! *Points at a guy in the sword polish isle*
Ava: O_O OMC! *Stares*
Van: *picks up can of polish* Hmmm. cherry-scented..
Rashika: Gah! *Takes matter into her own hands and walks over to Van* Hello!
Van: *puts back the polish* Uh. hi..
Ava: Beginner! *Glomps Van*
Rashika: O_O
Van: O_O
Ava: O_O. uh. sorry. *jumps off Van* Sooooo---- Cherry scented polish, huh? I've always been more of an apple scented person myself..
Van: *^_^ do I know you?
Ava: Now that you mention it------
Rashika: Hi! My name is Rashika and we are here to invite you to attend a new day spa--- FREE! A free Escaflowne polishing is included with the special once-in-a-lifetime deal!
Ava: @_@ Yeah. free. polishing. we do swords too.
Rashika: *cough* Anyway, if you would be so kind as to follow us we'll show you to the Day Spa!
Van: Wait---- I've seen this movie, this is the part when the crazy monkeys get high on acid and kill the cute lead guy..
Rashika: *laughs* Uh no.. I dun like monkeys!
Ava: *Grin* I do! Monkeys rock!
Rashika: Anyway, I'll be right back *goes and pays for the food*
Van: Soooo.
Ava: Soooo.
Rashika: *comes back with the groceries in bags* Ok, let's go!
Van: *looks at Ava*
Ava: *looks at Van*
Van: *looks at Ava*
Ava: *looks at Van*
Van: *looks at Ava*
Ava: *looks at Van* Can I hold your sword?
Rashika: O_O *leaves*
Van: *follows Rashika while nervously glancing back at Ava*
Ava: @_@ wow.... Nice view.. *Follows closely behind Van*
(Back at the Hideout)
Rashika: This way Van! *Goes inside*
Ava: Watch your head---!
Rashika: ? Huh?
Van: OUCH! *Hits head on doorframe*
Ken: *walks by the open door* O_O Dai get your butt out here quick! There's a cute dude on my doormat!
Matt: Say what? *Sees Van* WOW!
Van: @_@ look at all the flying monkeys! *Blacks out*
Rashika: *frown* I take it he doesn't like you.
Matt: I have that way with people *Runs his fingers through his hair and poses*
Rashika: riiiiiight.. *Rolls eyes*
Ava: O_o Are we just gonna let him lay there?
Rashika: Well. *wiggles eyebrow*
Ken: Well. you see I was thinking about a little bit of---- *wiggles eyebrow and makes several gestures*
Rashika: O_O I was only joking. Come on Ava, you take his feet and I'll take his hands. We'll pull him inside.
Ava: *grabs Van's feet* Dude! His feet are HUGE!
Rashika: *Giggle fit*
Ken: *poke* *poke* I wonder how big they really are----
Dai: You wanna find out? *grin*
Rashika: No! No molesting the new guy!
Ava: *Angelic smirk* Molesting? Me? Never!
Rashika: Hey, at least let him be awake.. Geesh.
Ken: *sadistic smirk* Watch this! *tickles Van*
Rashika: *loves the sadistic look*
Dai: *glomps Ken* Yay! That's my baby! *helps tickle Van*
Van: *wakes up* Wha? *sees Dai* Hitomi?
Dai: Hit youZ? Ooohhh.. You like it rough, eh? *Smirk*
Ken: HEY! That's not right! The first time I leave the house without me whip..
Van: O.O Someone help me!!!!!!
Allen: *runs out* What? A fair damsel in distress?
Van: *gasp* YOU?!?!?! WHAT THE *&^%$ ARE _YOU_ DOING HERE?!?!?!
Rashika: *Rolls eyes and looks at Allen* We tried to get him out of here, but he's like a lost dog.
Ava: -_- A very horny lost dog.
Allen: Horny---? Where? *Looks back and forth between Ava and Rashika*
Rashika: Gah! *Knocks Allen with the tub of cool whip* There, that takes care of that problem!
Dilly: *walks out* Ava where did you put my gym socks-----! *Sees Van within ten feet* ARGHHHHHH!
Van: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!?!?!?! *Stands up*
Ava: O_o Quick! Someone glomp 'em!
Dilly: Ok. *glomps Van*
Ava: O_O Oh *&^% *pulls a Ken and jumps on top* Stacks on!
Rashika: Hey! No orgies on the doormat!
Van: Mrpphhhahhm! *punches Dilly and shoves him off*
Dai: He said 'get your *&^%$ foot out of my mouth Dilandau!'
Rashika: Wow! You're a good interrupter!
Ken: *dreamy eyed* Yeah. he makes a lot of great noises..
Rashika: *grin* Would you care to demonstrate?
Dai: *blush* *blush* Well..
Rashika: Oh wait! *Gets popcorn* Ok, now we are ready! *^_^
Ava: *sits on Van while eating popcorn* Yeah. anytime Dai..
Ken and Dai: *extreme blushage*
Tai: *steals some popcorn* Yeah. Matt makes better noises.. *Wiggles eyebrow at Matt*
Dilly: -_- I bet he does.
Matt: *&^%$ right! Best moaner in the East! *Blush and grin*
Tai: Yeah!
Dai: *Rolls eyes* Yeah, right. Anywho--- *starts singing the chick-a-cherry- cola song*
Rashika: O.O *side glomps Dai* Mmmm. Darren. *drool*
Ava: *sniff* I miss my Danny-wanny. *Glomps Van*
Dilly: _
Ava: HEY! *sniffs Van* Since when do you smell like Yue?
Rashika: *jumps off Dai* What!? *Goes over to Van* What is your relation to Yue?! Ava. how do you know what Yue smells like?
Ava: O_o Umm. yeah.. I plead the fifth!
Van: Long story short--- I couldn't find my pair of bunny boxers and Yue's where just lying there----
Rashika: What?! *Pulls Van's pants off* OMG!!!! *Stares at Bunny boxers* Hmmm. I thought they'd be bigger..
Everyone: *stares* O_O
Van: *pulls pants back up* ---- and they where just lying there on top of my pair.
Rashika: *confused* Well, if your pair was there, why'd ya' put Yue's on?
Ken: And what where they lying together to begin with!?!?!
Van: Ummm. you see last night.. Yue and myself had a lot of extra energy and we decided to put it to good use. We decided to do laundry!
Rashika: Uh-huh. suuuure..
Matt: *in awe* You guys did it in the laundry room?!?!?! *Looks at Tai* We never even thought of that!
Tai: Yeah, we could pretend to be the Charmin Downey fabric bears--- you know, I poke you and you giggle!
Matt: *wiggles eyebrow* You know what I like!
Ken: *wiggles both eyebrows* I'm SO in on this!
Dilly: *confused* In on what?
Ken: You really wanna know? *Starts walking towards Dilly with a sadistic smirk on his face*
Rashika: O_O *gets out more popcorn*
Ava: O_O I dun think so Ken--- Any demos on playing N64 shall be done by me.
Rashika: *scowls at Ava* Man, your no fun!
Ken: *wiggles eyebrow at Dilly* Later pyro boy, I'll show you how to make a real fire..
Dilly: *blink* *blink*
Rashika: O_o *looks around* Hey! Where did Van go?
Tai: *walks back in grinning* Hehehe.
Ava: *^_^ Uh-oh.
Rashika: Major Uh-oh. *looks at Tai*
Tai: *Looks at Matt* To the batcave Robin?
Matt: *smirk*
Rashika: Wha? *Shakes head* Uhm. yeah. where did Angel, Folkie and Allen get to?
Ken: Ummm. I locked them away..
Rashika: Did you really? OMC! *glomps Ken* Thank you! *Little hearts fall from sky*
Ken: Okaaaaay..
Matt: *looks at Tai* Now, Robin?
Tai: Now Batman!
*Both run out of the room*
Matt: *in the other room* TAG! YOU'RE IT!
Rashika: *starts singing 'chained to you'*
Ken: *joins in and dances Darren style*
Rashika: O____O Oooooh.
Darren and Dan: *run in * COPYRIGHT! COPYRIGHT!
Rashika: O____O Gasp! *Passes out*
Ken: *tries to glomp Dan*
Ava: *SMASH! (Runs over Ken)* Danny Jonesy-kins! *glomp*
Rashika: *wakes up* Hi Darren. *Grin* Hey, do you guys want something to eat? *Goes through the grocery bags* Let's see. there's apples, apple pie, applesauce, oh and some chocolate.!
Darren: *looks uneasy* Ummm. *glances over at Dan*
Rashika: Hey Ava, we have a couple of extra rooms don't we? You guys could stay a while if you wanted! *Sweet smile*
Ava: *trying to smell Dan's shirt* Mmmmhhh..
Dan: *looking worried* Umm. Darren, some help?
Darren: *looking absently at the apples* Huh? Yeah. *glomps Dan with Ava*
Rashika: 0_o *sputter* *cough* Ok. fine.. *Sniffle* I gonna go put the groceries away--- I KNOW WHEN I'M NOT WANTED!!!!!!!!! *Goes into the kitchen*
Allen: *smirk* Kitchen. fun. *Starts to go towards the kitchen but is ran over by D&D*
D&D: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rashika: *puts all the apple stuff away* Hmmm.What the heck? *Looks at the unmentionable box of items in her hand* WHO BOUGHT THESES?!?!?! *Drops the box*
Darren: OMC! *Grabs the box* Fruit loops! I love theses!
Dan: Yummy!
Rashika: What flavors are in fruit loops?
Darren: *goofy grin* Strawberry!
Dan: -_- No there's not!
Rashika: *looks at the box* It says---- *tries to read the box* Nevermind. not good for 'lil kids..
Dilly: *walks in* Ava wants to know where Da--- I mean the apple jacks are?
Dan: 0_o
Darren: I like apples.
Rashika: I like oranges, but apples are good too.
Dan: Yeah, I've always been more of a kiwi person myself.
Ken: *walks into the kitchen*
Dilly: What does Ava want now?
D&D : Who's Ava?
Rashika: 0_o uh oh.. *Whispers* You'd better hope she didn't hear you.
Dan: *looks past Rashika at the counter covered with food* I like milk and cookies.. Rashika: *Glomps D&D*
Ava: *in the other room* No! I'm NOT coming in there! You all are being perverted!
Rashika: *wicked grin* Hey, do guys wanna play a game?
Darren: What? Like hide the quarter? *finds a quarter and puts it down his pants* Ok, Dan you find it!
Dan: *cracks knuckles* Okay. *sadistic smirk*
Rashika: No! I was talking about hide and go seek!
D&D: oh.. O_O
Ava: *STILL in the other room* Inhale. exhale.. Inhale. exhale. breath in clean thoughts, breath out evil dirty thoughts..
Dan: *Grin* Like I find Darren and then I get to----
Ken: *catching on* Oooooooooh! So if I find him can I-----?
Rashika: _ No. I'm the only one who can!
Dan: _ Wanna bet?
Rashika: *stares at Darren's bum (in hope of changing the conversation :D~~~)*
Dilly: 0_o *sees what Rashika is looking at* It's not THAT great..
Dan and Rashika: *gasp* WHAT?!?!?! ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!?!!
Rashika: *pinches Darren's @$$* How can you says that's not great?!?!?! Gah! Look at it!
Ken: I must agree with Dilly. *wiggles bum* Mine is great..
Dan: *shrug* *grabs Ken's @$$* Hmmm.. Nope. Darren's is better.
Rashika and Darren: *^_^
Dan: Lalalalalalala.. I like cheese..
Ava: *still in the other room* That does it! *Runs in* What I miss?
Rashika: *in the process of grabbing Dan's bum* Ummmm. not a lot.. We're just testing to see who has a better @$$ *grin*
Ava: I'm so game! *Grabs the other half of Dan's*
Dan: _ Aaaaahhhh! Owww...!
Darren: Awwww! Do you want me to kiss it and make it better Jonesy? *Wiggles eyebrow*
Dilly: Noo! I wanna! I wanna!
Rashika: WHAT?!?!?! O_O;;;;
Ava: *grin* Let's ALL do it!
Ken: *eating a apple* mmmm. *licks lips*
Dan: *stares at Ken* He can help too!
Matt and Tai: *walks in*
Matt: My jaw hurts..
Tai: Not as much as Van's will!
Rashika: *caught the last bit of that conversation* Uhmmmm. where is Van?
Matt: Sleeping. I never saw anyone yawn bigger then him.
Ken: *finishes his apple* Burp!
Dan: Lalalalalalalaaaa.
Rashika:*gets a apple for herself* Ooooohhhh! These are the good kind! *Gets some cherry cola to drink*
Darren: *stares at the cola* You know, that reminds me of a song..
Rashika: I know that song!
Van: *walks in* So do I! *Yawn*
Tai: 0_0 you where right. that's BIG!
Van: *blush*
Rashika: *grin* How can you tell! *Looks*
Dan: By looking! Duh!
Ken: Rashika. I was talking about the yawn!
Rashika:*blushes* O_O.. oh...
Ava: *stares* Wow. *looks @ Dan AND Van AND Dilly* Wow.
Rashika: Wha? *Confused*
Ava: We should have a yawing contest!
Darren: Hmmmm. Is there a bathroom here?
Ken: I show! I show!
Dan: I'll go too..
Darren: Yeah. I always need help with the zipper.
Rashika: *Grin* I can help! I'm good with zippers!
D&D: *stare blankly*
Dan: We where talking about Darren's new hair brush..
Rashika: Well. I could still help..
Ken: Yeah! Make over time! *Starts to play with Darren's hair* And this is what we call a flip with a twist and a snap! *Flips, twist and snaps his hair* Ta-Da!
Rashika: o_O oh! Cool!
Dan: 0_o I like it.
Ken: *playing with a hairbrush* Now what do you say about dying it black again, eh?
Darren: Well. it would match my leg hair again.
Rashika: *stares at Darren's leather clad. legs* Mmmm. nice. *^_^
Dan: You're telling me!
Rashika: *laugh* Yerp! *Sits on the floor and play with Darren's pant leg*
Ava: *stare*
Dan: *stare*
Van: *stare*
Darren: *stare*
Dilly: *stare*
Ken: *stare*
Matt: *stare*
Tai: *stare*
Rashika: *continues to play with the pant leg while humming 'Shake me brake me'*
Dan: *sniff* I want my guitar!
Darren: *gasp* You didn't bring it!? *Pouts*
Ava: You can play mine Dan! *glomps Dan*
Dan: 0_o
Rashika: Since when did you own a guitar?
Ava: Since Mr. China man started taking lessons with J..
Rashika: *wonders if J is going to be in this fic*
Ava: *wonders is T is going to be in this fic*
Rashika: Who?
Dan: The dude who delivers pizza?
Rashika: *laughs* Nope!
Dan: Goood. 'Cause he's not all that..
Rashika: What were talking about?
Ava: Monkeys. lots and lots of monkeys..
Rashika: Hehehehehe.
Author's notes: Yes. and stuff. what is the purpose of having two a/ns? I dunno. I just wanted to be difficult. And take up space. And see how slowly I can type. And see how many people are currently shaking their heads at my stupidity. At last count it was three. I think I'm just about done taking up space. Or maybe not. Who really knows? I like typing in short sentences. It is very amusing for me. I like having amusement. I'm running out of ideas. So I'd just like to state that no one's bum was hurt in the production of this chapter. We're all just really good at making it sound like we're in pain. *^_^ It helps sooth Ken's ego from time to time when he's feeling bad.. And that if the real Mr. Hayes or Mr. Jones is ever unfortunate enough to stumble across this, you two might want to turn around and leave at this point.. *^_^ Fan girls. 'Nuff said.
Disclaimer: We don't own any of the bishies glomped and drooled over in this.. In fact, that also means we don't own Dan and Darren and since this is fiction, we are only making crude assumptions of their flavor of ice cream as a joke. Please take no offense.
The Next Chapter: I love my donkey!
Dilly: . and they're vain, stupid and smell funny. That's why I hate pro- golfers.
Ken: Pro-golfers? I thought we were talking about cannibals!
Matt: O_o Cannibals? *Looks at Allen*
Allen: Wha? O.O *Looks around while eating a piece of chicken*
Ken: O_O Chicken? *Drool*
Dai: Hey! You know what we need? Cool Whip! Tai and Matt used up the last of ours! *Looks at Ava and whimpers* Please Ava, we'll even share it!
Ava: -_- I don't even want to know how you plan that.why can't you just use the big tub?
Ken: *^_^ Well, you see, since Rashika didn't want us to use the BIG tub of Cool whip, she let us have the little have the little one. She said that that was for a special occasion and pointed at a pic of a guy that looks like a angel! *sigh* He was dreamy.
Rashika: O_O Dunno what your talking about. -_-
Allen: *dropping his chicken* You painted a picture of me?
Rashika: No. why would I paint a picture of a spec of dirt? Besides, he said pointed! *Glares*
Ken: Hehehehe. pointed. hehehe. fun..
Dai: -_- latter Ken, katter..
Rashika: *^_^ Yeah, anyway, I think we should go to the store and get groceries. The fridge is empty thanks to
Allen. we can leave Angel here to watch the bishies, whaddya say?
Angel: *sniff* Only watch?
Allen: *sniff* Only watch?
Folkie: *glares*
Dilly: *glares*
Dai: *glares*
Matt: *glares*
Unknown camera guy standing in the corner: *glares*
Tai: *glares*
Ken: *smirk* I like Savage Garden!
Rashika: O.O ME TOO! *glomps Ken*
Ava: *looks at Dilly*
Dilly: *looks at Ava*
Ava: _-_ Don't even think about it..
Rashika: *stomach growls* Ok, we'll talk more about that latter, let's go!
Angel: *busy staring happily at the bishies* Okay. I'm not going to move from this spot 'till you get back.
Allen: *smirk* I'll make she does.
Ava: I'm going this way. *runs out*
Rashika: *grin* good luck Angel! *Follows Ava*
(At the Store.)
Rashika: Are you sure we need these? *Holds up cans of tomato juice*.. *Winces*
Ava: Tomato Juice? We SO need that!
Rashika: oh. kay. don't we need some actual food? Like.. *Looks around* Van!
Ava: Huh? Never tried that before.. What does it taste like?
Rashika: No, no, no! It's VAN! *Points at a guy in the sword polish isle*
Ava: O_O OMC! *Stares*
Van: *picks up can of polish* Hmmm. cherry-scented..
Rashika: Gah! *Takes matter into her own hands and walks over to Van* Hello!
Van: *puts back the polish* Uh. hi..
Ava: Beginner! *Glomps Van*
Rashika: O_O
Van: O_O
Ava: O_O. uh. sorry. *jumps off Van* Sooooo---- Cherry scented polish, huh? I've always been more of an apple scented person myself..
Van: *^_^ do I know you?
Ava: Now that you mention it------
Rashika: Hi! My name is Rashika and we are here to invite you to attend a new day spa--- FREE! A free Escaflowne polishing is included with the special once-in-a-lifetime deal!
Ava: @_@ Yeah. free. polishing. we do swords too.
Rashika: *cough* Anyway, if you would be so kind as to follow us we'll show you to the Day Spa!
Van: Wait---- I've seen this movie, this is the part when the crazy monkeys get high on acid and kill the cute lead guy..
Rashika: *laughs* Uh no.. I dun like monkeys!
Ava: *Grin* I do! Monkeys rock!
Rashika: Anyway, I'll be right back *goes and pays for the food*
Van: Soooo.
Ava: Soooo.
Rashika: *comes back with the groceries in bags* Ok, let's go!
Van: *looks at Ava*
Ava: *looks at Van*
Van: *looks at Ava*
Ava: *looks at Van*
Van: *looks at Ava*
Ava: *looks at Van* Can I hold your sword?
Rashika: O_O *leaves*
Van: *follows Rashika while nervously glancing back at Ava*
Ava: @_@ wow.... Nice view.. *Follows closely behind Van*
(Back at the Hideout)
Rashika: This way Van! *Goes inside*
Ava: Watch your head---!
Rashika: ? Huh?
Van: OUCH! *Hits head on doorframe*
Ken: *walks by the open door* O_O Dai get your butt out here quick! There's a cute dude on my doormat!
Matt: Say what? *Sees Van* WOW!
Van: @_@ look at all the flying monkeys! *Blacks out*
Rashika: *frown* I take it he doesn't like you.
Matt: I have that way with people *Runs his fingers through his hair and poses*
Rashika: riiiiiight.. *Rolls eyes*
Ava: O_o Are we just gonna let him lay there?
Rashika: Well. *wiggles eyebrow*
Ken: Well. you see I was thinking about a little bit of---- *wiggles eyebrow and makes several gestures*
Rashika: O_O I was only joking. Come on Ava, you take his feet and I'll take his hands. We'll pull him inside.
Ava: *grabs Van's feet* Dude! His feet are HUGE!
Rashika: *Giggle fit*
Ken: *poke* *poke* I wonder how big they really are----
Dai: You wanna find out? *grin*
Rashika: No! No molesting the new guy!
Ava: *Angelic smirk* Molesting? Me? Never!
Rashika: Hey, at least let him be awake.. Geesh.
Ken: *sadistic smirk* Watch this! *tickles Van*
Rashika: *loves the sadistic look*
Dai: *glomps Ken* Yay! That's my baby! *helps tickle Van*
Van: *wakes up* Wha? *sees Dai* Hitomi?
Dai: Hit youZ? Ooohhh.. You like it rough, eh? *Smirk*
Ken: HEY! That's not right! The first time I leave the house without me whip..
Van: O.O Someone help me!!!!!!
Allen: *runs out* What? A fair damsel in distress?
Van: *gasp* YOU?!?!?! WHAT THE *&^%$ ARE _YOU_ DOING HERE?!?!?!
Rashika: *Rolls eyes and looks at Allen* We tried to get him out of here, but he's like a lost dog.
Ava: -_- A very horny lost dog.
Allen: Horny---? Where? *Looks back and forth between Ava and Rashika*
Rashika: Gah! *Knocks Allen with the tub of cool whip* There, that takes care of that problem!
Dilly: *walks out* Ava where did you put my gym socks-----! *Sees Van within ten feet* ARGHHHHHH!
Van: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!?!?!?! *Stands up*
Ava: O_o Quick! Someone glomp 'em!
Dilly: Ok. *glomps Van*
Ava: O_O Oh *&^% *pulls a Ken and jumps on top* Stacks on!
Rashika: Hey! No orgies on the doormat!
Van: Mrpphhhahhm! *punches Dilly and shoves him off*
Dai: He said 'get your *&^%$ foot out of my mouth Dilandau!'
Rashika: Wow! You're a good interrupter!
Ken: *dreamy eyed* Yeah. he makes a lot of great noises..
Rashika: *grin* Would you care to demonstrate?
Dai: *blush* *blush* Well..
Rashika: Oh wait! *Gets popcorn* Ok, now we are ready! *^_^
Ava: *sits on Van while eating popcorn* Yeah. anytime Dai..
Ken and Dai: *extreme blushage*
Tai: *steals some popcorn* Yeah. Matt makes better noises.. *Wiggles eyebrow at Matt*
Dilly: -_- I bet he does.
Matt: *&^%$ right! Best moaner in the East! *Blush and grin*
Tai: Yeah!
Dai: *Rolls eyes* Yeah, right. Anywho--- *starts singing the chick-a-cherry- cola song*
Rashika: O.O *side glomps Dai* Mmmm. Darren. *drool*
Ava: *sniff* I miss my Danny-wanny. *Glomps Van*
Dilly: _
Ava: HEY! *sniffs Van* Since when do you smell like Yue?
Rashika: *jumps off Dai* What!? *Goes over to Van* What is your relation to Yue?! Ava. how do you know what Yue smells like?
Ava: O_o Umm. yeah.. I plead the fifth!
Van: Long story short--- I couldn't find my pair of bunny boxers and Yue's where just lying there----
Rashika: What?! *Pulls Van's pants off* OMG!!!! *Stares at Bunny boxers* Hmmm. I thought they'd be bigger..
Everyone: *stares* O_O
Van: *pulls pants back up* ---- and they where just lying there on top of my pair.
Rashika: *confused* Well, if your pair was there, why'd ya' put Yue's on?
Ken: And what where they lying together to begin with!?!?!
Van: Ummm. you see last night.. Yue and myself had a lot of extra energy and we decided to put it to good use. We decided to do laundry!
Rashika: Uh-huh. suuuure..
Matt: *in awe* You guys did it in the laundry room?!?!?! *Looks at Tai* We never even thought of that!
Tai: Yeah, we could pretend to be the Charmin Downey fabric bears--- you know, I poke you and you giggle!
Matt: *wiggles eyebrow* You know what I like!
Ken: *wiggles both eyebrows* I'm SO in on this!
Dilly: *confused* In on what?
Ken: You really wanna know? *Starts walking towards Dilly with a sadistic smirk on his face*
Rashika: O_O *gets out more popcorn*
Ava: O_O I dun think so Ken--- Any demos on playing N64 shall be done by me.
Rashika: *scowls at Ava* Man, your no fun!
Ken: *wiggles eyebrow at Dilly* Later pyro boy, I'll show you how to make a real fire..
Dilly: *blink* *blink*
Rashika: O_o *looks around* Hey! Where did Van go?
Tai: *walks back in grinning* Hehehe.
Ava: *^_^ Uh-oh.
Rashika: Major Uh-oh. *looks at Tai*
Tai: *Looks at Matt* To the batcave Robin?
Matt: *smirk*
Rashika: Wha? *Shakes head* Uhm. yeah. where did Angel, Folkie and Allen get to?
Ken: Ummm. I locked them away..
Rashika: Did you really? OMC! *glomps Ken* Thank you! *Little hearts fall from sky*
Ken: Okaaaaay..
Matt: *looks at Tai* Now, Robin?
Tai: Now Batman!
*Both run out of the room*
Matt: *in the other room* TAG! YOU'RE IT!
Rashika: *starts singing 'chained to you'*
Ken: *joins in and dances Darren style*
Rashika: O____O Oooooh.
Darren and Dan: *run in * COPYRIGHT! COPYRIGHT!
Rashika: O____O Gasp! *Passes out*
Ken: *tries to glomp Dan*
Ava: *SMASH! (Runs over Ken)* Danny Jonesy-kins! *glomp*
Rashika: *wakes up* Hi Darren. *Grin* Hey, do you guys want something to eat? *Goes through the grocery bags* Let's see. there's apples, apple pie, applesauce, oh and some chocolate.!
Darren: *looks uneasy* Ummm. *glances over at Dan*
Rashika: Hey Ava, we have a couple of extra rooms don't we? You guys could stay a while if you wanted! *Sweet smile*
Ava: *trying to smell Dan's shirt* Mmmmhhh..
Dan: *looking worried* Umm. Darren, some help?
Darren: *looking absently at the apples* Huh? Yeah. *glomps Dan with Ava*
Rashika: 0_o *sputter* *cough* Ok. fine.. *Sniffle* I gonna go put the groceries away--- I KNOW WHEN I'M NOT WANTED!!!!!!!!! *Goes into the kitchen*
Allen: *smirk* Kitchen. fun. *Starts to go towards the kitchen but is ran over by D&D*
D&D: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rashika: *puts all the apple stuff away* Hmmm.What the heck? *Looks at the unmentionable box of items in her hand* WHO BOUGHT THESES?!?!?! *Drops the box*
Darren: OMC! *Grabs the box* Fruit loops! I love theses!
Dan: Yummy!
Rashika: What flavors are in fruit loops?
Darren: *goofy grin* Strawberry!
Dan: -_- No there's not!
Rashika: *looks at the box* It says---- *tries to read the box* Nevermind. not good for 'lil kids..
Dilly: *walks in* Ava wants to know where Da--- I mean the apple jacks are?
Dan: 0_o
Darren: I like apples.
Rashika: I like oranges, but apples are good too.
Dan: Yeah, I've always been more of a kiwi person myself.
Ken: *walks into the kitchen*
Dilly: What does Ava want now?
D&D : Who's Ava?
Rashika: 0_o uh oh.. *Whispers* You'd better hope she didn't hear you.
Dan: *looks past Rashika at the counter covered with food* I like milk and cookies.. Rashika: *Glomps D&D*
Ava: *in the other room* No! I'm NOT coming in there! You all are being perverted!
Rashika: *wicked grin* Hey, do guys wanna play a game?
Darren: What? Like hide the quarter? *finds a quarter and puts it down his pants* Ok, Dan you find it!
Dan: *cracks knuckles* Okay. *sadistic smirk*
Rashika: No! I was talking about hide and go seek!
D&D: oh.. O_O
Ava: *STILL in the other room* Inhale. exhale.. Inhale. exhale. breath in clean thoughts, breath out evil dirty thoughts..
Dan: *Grin* Like I find Darren and then I get to----
Ken: *catching on* Oooooooooh! So if I find him can I-----?
Rashika: _ No. I'm the only one who can!
Dan: _ Wanna bet?
Rashika: *stares at Darren's bum (in hope of changing the conversation :D~~~)*
Dilly: 0_o *sees what Rashika is looking at* It's not THAT great..
Dan and Rashika: *gasp* WHAT?!?!?! ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!?!!
Rashika: *pinches Darren's @$$* How can you says that's not great?!?!?! Gah! Look at it!
Ken: I must agree with Dilly. *wiggles bum* Mine is great..
Dan: *shrug* *grabs Ken's @$$* Hmmm.. Nope. Darren's is better.
Rashika and Darren: *^_^
Dan: Lalalalalalala.. I like cheese..
Ava: *still in the other room* That does it! *Runs in* What I miss?
Rashika: *in the process of grabbing Dan's bum* Ummmm. not a lot.. We're just testing to see who has a better @$$ *grin*
Ava: I'm so game! *Grabs the other half of Dan's*
Dan: _ Aaaaahhhh! Owww...!
Darren: Awwww! Do you want me to kiss it and make it better Jonesy? *Wiggles eyebrow*
Dilly: Noo! I wanna! I wanna!
Rashika: WHAT?!?!?! O_O;;;;
Ava: *grin* Let's ALL do it!
Ken: *eating a apple* mmmm. *licks lips*
Dan: *stares at Ken* He can help too!
Matt and Tai: *walks in*
Matt: My jaw hurts..
Tai: Not as much as Van's will!
Rashika: *caught the last bit of that conversation* Uhmmmm. where is Van?
Matt: Sleeping. I never saw anyone yawn bigger then him.
Ken: *finishes his apple* Burp!
Dan: Lalalalalalalaaaa.
Rashika:*gets a apple for herself* Ooooohhhh! These are the good kind! *Gets some cherry cola to drink*
Darren: *stares at the cola* You know, that reminds me of a song..
Rashika: I know that song!
Van: *walks in* So do I! *Yawn*
Tai: 0_0 you where right. that's BIG!
Van: *blush*
Rashika: *grin* How can you tell! *Looks*
Dan: By looking! Duh!
Ken: Rashika. I was talking about the yawn!
Rashika:*blushes* O_O.. oh...
Ava: *stares* Wow. *looks @ Dan AND Van AND Dilly* Wow.
Rashika: Wha? *Confused*
Ava: We should have a yawing contest!
Darren: Hmmmm. Is there a bathroom here?
Ken: I show! I show!
Dan: I'll go too..
Darren: Yeah. I always need help with the zipper.
Rashika: *Grin* I can help! I'm good with zippers!
D&D: *stare blankly*
Dan: We where talking about Darren's new hair brush..
Rashika: Well. I could still help..
Ken: Yeah! Make over time! *Starts to play with Darren's hair* And this is what we call a flip with a twist and a snap! *Flips, twist and snaps his hair* Ta-Da!
Rashika: o_O oh! Cool!
Dan: 0_o I like it.
Ken: *playing with a hairbrush* Now what do you say about dying it black again, eh?
Darren: Well. it would match my leg hair again.
Rashika: *stares at Darren's leather clad. legs* Mmmm. nice. *^_^
Dan: You're telling me!
Rashika: *laugh* Yerp! *Sits on the floor and play with Darren's pant leg*
Ava: *stare*
Dan: *stare*
Van: *stare*
Darren: *stare*
Dilly: *stare*
Ken: *stare*
Matt: *stare*
Tai: *stare*
Rashika: *continues to play with the pant leg while humming 'Shake me brake me'*
Dan: *sniff* I want my guitar!
Darren: *gasp* You didn't bring it!? *Pouts*
Ava: You can play mine Dan! *glomps Dan*
Dan: 0_o
Rashika: Since when did you own a guitar?
Ava: Since Mr. China man started taking lessons with J..
Rashika: *wonders if J is going to be in this fic*
Ava: *wonders is T is going to be in this fic*
Rashika: Who?
Dan: The dude who delivers pizza?
Rashika: *laughs* Nope!
Dan: Goood. 'Cause he's not all that..
Rashika: What were talking about?
Ava: Monkeys. lots and lots of monkeys..
Rashika: Hehehehehe.