A/N 1 Me again I know I haven't put anything up recently in fact I'm thirteen now and I haven't updated my profile. If you wanna read stuff I've written, try Emmy, though that stuff is very different from this. I've dicovered that Sarah couldn't have been at hogwarts when Mcgonagal(sp) was there, see the Harry Potter Lexicon site which has a time line and you'll see that Mcgonagal was at hogwarts before Sarah was born (1930) so sorry about that but I've lost the file for the first Sass chapter so I can't change it.
Disclaimer: Jk owns Sirius, Remus, James, Platform 9 and 3/4, Holyhead harpies, the whole of diagon alley and the train, I own Macha, Sass, the funny robe that comes into it, a couple of other things and the plot such as it is.
A/N 2 The first part of this is a bit stupid and there's no Sirius, it's the end of the shopping trip but after that there's a good bit with plenty of Sirius plus we meet the rest of the marauders so with no father ado....
Sass, part 2 - continues more or less where the last one left off.
Sarah pulled Sass over to where a goblin was waiting.
'Sass, you KNOW you're not allowed to do that, your mother will kill you.'
'Sarah,' Sass whined 'Don't tell mum, it's not as if you're in any position to tell me off.' This Sarah knew was true.
'Ok, if you don't play any more pranks then I won't tell your mum. Now, get in the cart I need to get some money out of my vault.'
'Fine.' Sass got in and the cart zoomed off. When they had finished in Gringotts they went to Madam Malkins Robes For All Occasions. Sarah pushed Sass inside, she walked over to Madam Malkin and told her what was needed. Madam Malkin Bustled over to Sass,
'Look at me dear, hmmmm size 1 I think, I'll be back in a minute.' Sass looked round then she saw on a hanger, a long flowing robe that was pink, purple, yellow and light blue the cloak that went over the top was made of a white gauzy material. The girl in Sass yelled at her, the part of her that appreciated things like this very often went unnoticed but now it was hitting her over the head very hard and pointing at the robe.
'Sarah?' She asked.
'What do you want?'
'You see that robe,' Sass pointed
'Yes.' Said Sarah.
'Can I have it?' Sass asked.
'Who are you and what have you done with Sass?'
'I have a plan' Said Sass mysteriously.
'What kind of plan? On second thoughts, I don't wanna know. How much is it?' asked Sarah.
'Dunno' Said Sass,
'Well go and find out.' Sass went, it was 1 galleons 10 sickles. (A/N sorry I have no idea how much an average robe would cost so lets say that that's about average ok?) Eventually Sarah got her the robe, Sass was delighted. The rest of the shopping went quickly there was a bit of a hold up in the magical menagerie while Sass took forever to decide on a black cat and an insane owl. By the time they got home it was nearly dark and they were tired out.
'Now that is what I call shop 'till you drop.' Said Sarah as she dropped her niece back at her house.
'Thanks for taking me Sarah, and thanks for the robe.'
'That's fine, see you in September, I'll take you to platform 9 and 3/4.'
'Kay, See ya.' Sass yelled as Sarah drove off.
***** September 1st (is that right?) platform 9 kings cross
Sass was standing on Platform 9 wearing a pair of blue jeans, a dark green turtleneck and a brown jacket. She looked around for Platform 9 and 3/4 presuming that, like the leaky Cauldron the entrance would be visible only to wizards and witches. She couldn't see anything so she asked her Aunt,
'Sarah, where's platform 9 and 3/4?'
'Just through there.' Said Sarah pointing at a metal barrier. (A/N It was a wall in the movie but I think it was metal in the book wasn't it?)
'Where?' asked Sass.
'Follow me.' Said Sarah so Sass lugging a trolley with several cases on followed her. Before Sass realised what had happened Sarah had gone through the barrier, Weird, Sass thought to herself but went through the barrier after Sarah. She found herself on a crowded platform full of people with owls and cats a few were already in robes, she gazed round at all the people and did a double take when she saw a dark brown ponytail that could only belong to...
'Oy! Sirius.' a boy with messy black hair and glasses yelled and true to her suspicions the boy turned round. She smiled and dragged her trolley over to Sirius.
'Hello! so nice to see you again!'
'Oh no.' Said Sirius.
'Sirius!' The boy with messy hair said having fought his way over to Sirius. 'Who's your charming friend?'
'She's not charming, James this is Sass, Sass this is James.' James kissed her hand,
'Delighted to meet you.' Said James
'Thanks' Said Sass blushing slightly.
'You won't be delighted to meet her.' Said Sirius.
'What do you mean Sirius?' asked James.
'When...' Sirius began but Sass cut across him,
'You mean to say he didn't tell you?' Sass looked scandalised.
'Tell me what? Sirius what have you been keeping from you bestest friend?' asked James.
'I'm not telling but what I will say is that the train is going to leave now and it won't worry if we're left behind to lets find a goddam carriage.' Said Sirius. The three of them hurried onto the train as fast as they could which to be honest wasn't very fast weighed down as they were with cases and cages. They eventually found a carriage which looked empty. Not being bothered to put their luggage on the rack they put it all on the seats and sat down next to it. Sass let her cat, Macha out for some exercise.
'I'll tell you what Sirius 'forgot' to tell you.' said Sass 'He didn't tell you that when he was in Gringotts he went to say hello to a perfectly innocent' Sirius glared and muttered
'yeah right' Sass looked at him sternly,
'I'm trying to tell a story here, shut up.' she said and continued 'Perfectly innocent eleven year old muggle born girl. He made the mistake of saying that he was the best mischief maker ever and the girl thought he must be very confused and decided it was her duty to put him right so she gave him a rose and it squirted water at him he was soaking wet, it was hilarious but before anything else could happen the girls aunt took her away.'
'Your kidding, Sirius fell for that!'
'I kid you not. I should know, I did it.' said Sass proudly.
'Well done!' Said James to Sass. Sirius sulked. 'Poor Sirius, are you sore because of what happened?' Sirius pouted. 'I'll take that as a yes.' Sass noticed Macha was hissing loudly at the seat behind them. Sass tried to call her cat.
'Macha, come here you stupid animal.' The cat wouldn't come.
'Wonder what it's hissing at?' asked James.
'I'll go find out.' said Sass. Sass got up and went to see what was up with her cat. As she bent down to pick up her cat she saw a boy with amber eyes and brown hair. 'Hi, who are you?' Sass asked curiously.
'I'm Remus. Remus Lupin.' Said the boy.
'I don't know what's up with my cat, she's not normally like this.' Said Sass.
'It's ok, I'm used to it.' Said Remus. That threw Sass, used to having cats hiss at you, strange.
'Hey, d'you wanna' come sit with me and James and Sirius? I'm Sass Mayhew by the way.' Remus smiled,
'Yeah, I'd like that.' He said. Sass led him round to introduce him to James and Sirius,
'Remus, this is James ....... ' she looked at James to fill her in.
'Potter, James Potter' said James and he took Remus hand.
'I'm Remus Lupin.' Said Remus.
'Remus that is Sirius Black the Sulking, Sirius this is Remus.' Soon enough all four were engaged in a convocation about Quidditch, Sass' aunt had told Sass something of the sport and also that she supported the Holyhead Harpies. Sass quickly discovered that while the boys didn't mind that the team was all girls but she still had a rather heated argument with the boys about the ethics of an all girls team. Sass said that Quidditch as a rule was male orientated so it was right that the girls have a team of their own, they said that should an all boys team develop then a whole bunch of feminists would come crashing down on them. Sass ended the argument by saying she didn't care what they thought and any way she didn't even know if she supported the Harpies any way. the ride passed quickly the discussion varying from quidditch to what they knew about houses (I hope we'll all be in Gryffindor) to the sorting (Sarah wouldn't tell me anything). Soon they were called to get into the robes. Sass went round to where Remus had been sitting before to change. As soon as the train stopped she raced out of the carriage onto the platform, it was raining outside and it was quite dark but she could still make out the ghostly outline of the huge castle where she would be spending the next term.
A/N that was harder than I'd thought it would be so you better review, I know I only got four reviews for the last part but I may get a few more this time - Sass
Disclaimer: Jk owns Sirius, Remus, James, Platform 9 and 3/4, Holyhead harpies, the whole of diagon alley and the train, I own Macha, Sass, the funny robe that comes into it, a couple of other things and the plot such as it is.
A/N 2 The first part of this is a bit stupid and there's no Sirius, it's the end of the shopping trip but after that there's a good bit with plenty of Sirius plus we meet the rest of the marauders so with no father ado....
Sass, part 2 - continues more or less where the last one left off.
Sarah pulled Sass over to where a goblin was waiting.
'Sass, you KNOW you're not allowed to do that, your mother will kill you.'
'Sarah,' Sass whined 'Don't tell mum, it's not as if you're in any position to tell me off.' This Sarah knew was true.
'Ok, if you don't play any more pranks then I won't tell your mum. Now, get in the cart I need to get some money out of my vault.'
'Fine.' Sass got in and the cart zoomed off. When they had finished in Gringotts they went to Madam Malkins Robes For All Occasions. Sarah pushed Sass inside, she walked over to Madam Malkin and told her what was needed. Madam Malkin Bustled over to Sass,
'Look at me dear, hmmmm size 1 I think, I'll be back in a minute.' Sass looked round then she saw on a hanger, a long flowing robe that was pink, purple, yellow and light blue the cloak that went over the top was made of a white gauzy material. The girl in Sass yelled at her, the part of her that appreciated things like this very often went unnoticed but now it was hitting her over the head very hard and pointing at the robe.
'Sarah?' She asked.
'What do you want?'
'You see that robe,' Sass pointed
'Yes.' Said Sarah.
'Can I have it?' Sass asked.
'Who are you and what have you done with Sass?'
'I have a plan' Said Sass mysteriously.
'What kind of plan? On second thoughts, I don't wanna know. How much is it?' asked Sarah.
'Dunno' Said Sass,
'Well go and find out.' Sass went, it was 1 galleons 10 sickles. (A/N sorry I have no idea how much an average robe would cost so lets say that that's about average ok?) Eventually Sarah got her the robe, Sass was delighted. The rest of the shopping went quickly there was a bit of a hold up in the magical menagerie while Sass took forever to decide on a black cat and an insane owl. By the time they got home it was nearly dark and they were tired out.
'Now that is what I call shop 'till you drop.' Said Sarah as she dropped her niece back at her house.
'Thanks for taking me Sarah, and thanks for the robe.'
'That's fine, see you in September, I'll take you to platform 9 and 3/4.'
'Kay, See ya.' Sass yelled as Sarah drove off.
***** September 1st (is that right?) platform 9 kings cross
Sass was standing on Platform 9 wearing a pair of blue jeans, a dark green turtleneck and a brown jacket. She looked around for Platform 9 and 3/4 presuming that, like the leaky Cauldron the entrance would be visible only to wizards and witches. She couldn't see anything so she asked her Aunt,
'Sarah, where's platform 9 and 3/4?'
'Just through there.' Said Sarah pointing at a metal barrier. (A/N It was a wall in the movie but I think it was metal in the book wasn't it?)
'Where?' asked Sass.
'Follow me.' Said Sarah so Sass lugging a trolley with several cases on followed her. Before Sass realised what had happened Sarah had gone through the barrier, Weird, Sass thought to herself but went through the barrier after Sarah. She found herself on a crowded platform full of people with owls and cats a few were already in robes, she gazed round at all the people and did a double take when she saw a dark brown ponytail that could only belong to...
'Oy! Sirius.' a boy with messy black hair and glasses yelled and true to her suspicions the boy turned round. She smiled and dragged her trolley over to Sirius.
'Hello! so nice to see you again!'
'Oh no.' Said Sirius.
'Sirius!' The boy with messy hair said having fought his way over to Sirius. 'Who's your charming friend?'
'She's not charming, James this is Sass, Sass this is James.' James kissed her hand,
'Delighted to meet you.' Said James
'Thanks' Said Sass blushing slightly.
'You won't be delighted to meet her.' Said Sirius.
'What do you mean Sirius?' asked James.
'When...' Sirius began but Sass cut across him,
'You mean to say he didn't tell you?' Sass looked scandalised.
'Tell me what? Sirius what have you been keeping from you bestest friend?' asked James.
'I'm not telling but what I will say is that the train is going to leave now and it won't worry if we're left behind to lets find a goddam carriage.' Said Sirius. The three of them hurried onto the train as fast as they could which to be honest wasn't very fast weighed down as they were with cases and cages. They eventually found a carriage which looked empty. Not being bothered to put their luggage on the rack they put it all on the seats and sat down next to it. Sass let her cat, Macha out for some exercise.
'I'll tell you what Sirius 'forgot' to tell you.' said Sass 'He didn't tell you that when he was in Gringotts he went to say hello to a perfectly innocent' Sirius glared and muttered
'yeah right' Sass looked at him sternly,
'I'm trying to tell a story here, shut up.' she said and continued 'Perfectly innocent eleven year old muggle born girl. He made the mistake of saying that he was the best mischief maker ever and the girl thought he must be very confused and decided it was her duty to put him right so she gave him a rose and it squirted water at him he was soaking wet, it was hilarious but before anything else could happen the girls aunt took her away.'
'Your kidding, Sirius fell for that!'
'I kid you not. I should know, I did it.' said Sass proudly.
'Well done!' Said James to Sass. Sirius sulked. 'Poor Sirius, are you sore because of what happened?' Sirius pouted. 'I'll take that as a yes.' Sass noticed Macha was hissing loudly at the seat behind them. Sass tried to call her cat.
'Macha, come here you stupid animal.' The cat wouldn't come.
'Wonder what it's hissing at?' asked James.
'I'll go find out.' said Sass. Sass got up and went to see what was up with her cat. As she bent down to pick up her cat she saw a boy with amber eyes and brown hair. 'Hi, who are you?' Sass asked curiously.
'I'm Remus. Remus Lupin.' Said the boy.
'I don't know what's up with my cat, she's not normally like this.' Said Sass.
'It's ok, I'm used to it.' Said Remus. That threw Sass, used to having cats hiss at you, strange.
'Hey, d'you wanna' come sit with me and James and Sirius? I'm Sass Mayhew by the way.' Remus smiled,
'Yeah, I'd like that.' He said. Sass led him round to introduce him to James and Sirius,
'Remus, this is James ....... ' she looked at James to fill her in.
'Potter, James Potter' said James and he took Remus hand.
'I'm Remus Lupin.' Said Remus.
'Remus that is Sirius Black the Sulking, Sirius this is Remus.' Soon enough all four were engaged in a convocation about Quidditch, Sass' aunt had told Sass something of the sport and also that she supported the Holyhead Harpies. Sass quickly discovered that while the boys didn't mind that the team was all girls but she still had a rather heated argument with the boys about the ethics of an all girls team. Sass said that Quidditch as a rule was male orientated so it was right that the girls have a team of their own, they said that should an all boys team develop then a whole bunch of feminists would come crashing down on them. Sass ended the argument by saying she didn't care what they thought and any way she didn't even know if she supported the Harpies any way. the ride passed quickly the discussion varying from quidditch to what they knew about houses (I hope we'll all be in Gryffindor) to the sorting (Sarah wouldn't tell me anything). Soon they were called to get into the robes. Sass went round to where Remus had been sitting before to change. As soon as the train stopped she raced out of the carriage onto the platform, it was raining outside and it was quite dark but she could still make out the ghostly outline of the huge castle where she would be spending the next term.
A/N that was harder than I'd thought it would be so you better review, I know I only got four reviews for the last part but I may get a few more this time - Sass