Susami and Rini were still getting snacks when suddenly Tuxedo mask, Tenchi and Trunks burst through the door.

"Oh, they're in trouble now!" Rini giggled. They darted down the aisle, looking for their women. Then they spotted them. Serena was lysoling Master Roshi off of her. Pan-Chan was beating up Oolong, while Ryoko was enjoying the movie.

"Ryoko!" Tenchi yelled.

"Tenchi? Oh no! Its not what it looks like," She said. Goku quickly removed his arm from Ryoko. He had managed to slip his arm around her without her noticing. He cursed; he had been so close to pulling her closer to him. The moment the men walked in everything stopped, the women were awestruck. Oolong took that moment to pin Pan-Chan on her back.

"Ahhhhhhh! Get off me you little freak!" Pan screamed, "Trunks save me!" Trunks rolled his eyes and walked over to pull Oolong off Pan.

Serena started to run out of Lysol. Unfortunately, it was useless to use the Lysol because it wasn't working.

"Oh come on baby," Master Roshi Cooed, "just slip it on!" He held up the skimpy pink bathing suit.

"No! Get away!" Serena started screaming as Master Roshi stepped closer. All of a sudden, a red rose streaked through the air in front of him. He stopped in his tracks.

(Music strikes up in the back round)

"How can you try and force her to wear that?" Tuxedo mask asked. "Do you have no dignity?"

"Nope," Master Roshi answered. Tuxedo Mask was dumbfounded.

"Tuxedo Mask HELLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Serena cried.

"God Serena, Can't you remember you can transform!!" Rini said.

"Oh, oops, I forgot" She blushed, "Moon, power, Make up!" With that, Serena was super Sailor moon. Rini Transformed while the crowd stood in awe.

"Moon planet halatation!" Cried Serena

"No wait Don't!" Master Roshi yelled.

"Ka-ma-ah-mei-haa!!!!!" Shouted a low voice. The blast struck Sailor moon's magic and blew it away. Goku stood there, he had gone super-saiyijin. Trunks had, unwillingly, too.

"That's enough!" Trunks said, "We don't need anymore fighting."

"You're right. Ryoko, I'm sorry!" Tenchi sighed.

"Oh, It's okay with me. I kind of liked it when you get jealous." Ryoko giggled.

"What about me?!" Aieka screeched.

"Huh?" asked everyone.

"You have not paid attention to me at all through out this whole story!" She said.

"Oh, umm, sorry," they all said. Vegeta and Aieka had been sitting in the front row the whole time. Vegeta was sulking because Aieka had smacked him for putting his arm around her.

"Hmph, thinking you could con royalty off of me!" She yelled, "And you Tenchi, my one true love defending that ugly head Ryoko!!!"

"Geez, Aieka, you make it sound like a bad thing," Ryoko and Tenchi said in unison.

Soon they realized what they said. Tenchi grabbed Ryoko into his arms and said, "Maybe you are the one for me."

"What's going on?!" came a voice from the door. It was Chi-Chi, and boy, was she mad. "Goku, what are you doing?! It's evil to cheat on people! Especially me, after all, I blessed you with two little boys!"

"I'm not little!" cried Gohan.

"Me either!" cried Goten. They had followed their mother.

"Hey, who are you?" asked Susami.

"I'm Goten. Hey, your kind of cute!" he replied.

"Let's go see a movie!" Susami said.

"Oh, no you won't, you're too young!" Aieka protested.

"No I'm not!" Susami screamed.

"Yes, you are!" Aieka screamed back.

Susami grabbed Goten and ran into the next theater. They didn't realize it was an "R" rated movie. Aieka ran after them. She looked around, but couldn't find the pair anywhere. She heard a crash and looked up at the giant screen. She saw a man who was all bloody because he had a sword through his heart.

Aieka screamed, "Susami get your butt out here right now or else I'll. I'll. tell daddy!" she threatened.

Susami crawled out from the first row of seats. Goten, however, was nowhere to be seen.

Chi Chi had walked in by then. "Where's Goten?" Chi Chi asked. Goten walked out, "Goten we're leaving now!" She said as she pulled Goten out the door. Goten sadly waved good bye to Susami. Susami heard Chi Chi's screeching voice yell,

"Gohan, Goku, come on we're leaving NOW!"

Aieka grabbed Susami's hand and dragged her to a payphone to call a cab. The cab arrived in a matter of seconds to take them home. They were going back to Jurai.

In the other theater, Ryoko was settling down with Tenchi to watch the movie. Trunks and Pan were in a heated argument.

"You never take me anywhere!" Pan said to Trunks.

"What do you mean? I took you took you to the mall two months ago," he returned.

"Yeah, TWO MONTHES AGO!" she yelled.

"But. But. isn't that enough?" Trunks softened.

"No! Don't get me wrong I don't want to go out every day, but once a week would be nice!" She said.

"Okay, I'll try, but answer me one thing." He asked, "Why Oolong?"

Pan blushed, "well, it was a. dare."

"Oh," Trunks said looking at the ground, "so umm, do you wanna watch the movie?"

"Sure," Pan said as they moved to sit down. Darien looked at Serena expectedly.

"What?!" Serena asked. Rini stomped on her foot.

"OWWW! What was that for you little brat?!"

"He wants you to apologize, Moron!" Rini said glaring at Serena.

"Hey, don't call me a Moron!" Serena yelled.

"Why not if it's true?!" Rini yelled back. "Shut up you little Brat!" Serena shouted. Darien stared, but didn't ask as they started yelling.

Once they stopped Serena looked at him and said: "Darien, I'm sorry. I couldn't back out though because it was a dare!" She sighed.

"It's okay, just don't ever do it again 'Buns'" Darien said.

"Ahem," Rini coughed, "Can we watch the movie now?" "Okay," they said. So they sat down to watch the last 5 minutes of the movie.

"Hey, what about us?!" the rejects asked.

"What about you?" Tenchi and Darien said glaring.

"Nothing, nevermind," they said.

So, they couples lived happily ever after. Or at least as happily as the crime fighter could live.



Author's Note: Whew! All done!!! So anyway, please review. Don't care if you flame.but I'm sensitive! Be nice! (