The team arrived at the door.
"This is it," said Jake. "Let me do the talking, just stand there and pretend to look smart."
"Hey!" Hope, Tobias, and Shadow said in unison.
"What?" Jake asked.
"We object!" Hope said for them.
"Yeah, me too!" Tobias chimed in.
Shadow nodded.
"We'd rather sit down on chairs! Our butts are killing us," Tobias said.
"Yeah, fine," Jake the Yeerk Killer answered
As Hope and Tobias helped Shadow take out long chairs from his bag, Jake the Yeerk Killer opened the door. Bright white light came from the room.
They entered the room and automatically the lights turned black, and soon they were in a pitch-black room.
"What's going on?" Shadow demanded.
"Relax," Jake the Yeerk Killer said assuringly.
He then yelled out. "Council of six! It is I Jake the Yeerk Killer! I have come to ask you a favor!"
Then a spotlight shined down upon Jake and his crew.
"JAKE THE YEERK KILLER? YOU DARE COME BACK? BE GONE OR ELSE!" boomed a voice.
It was Xing Li. The director of all operations on fanfiction.net.
"You came here before?" Hope asked wonderingly.
"Yeah," replied Jake the Yeerk Killer. "I came here with Marco once before."
"YOU DARE SAY THAT NAME IN FRONT OF US!!! " Xing Li said furiously.
Jake the Yeerk Killer winced. "Hey! It's not Marco's fault that he was stupid enough to create total havoc on the fanfic world. And besides he learned from his mistake….sort of. Okay, maybe not, but still…..Anywayz, forget about Marco. We've come here to ask for your help."
"Help? From us? You must be joking. Why would we help the friend of Marco the demon beast who did nothing but write stories in every category with only one phrase in each story. Such as… 'I'm the cutest' or 'Just because I'm heavenly doesn't mean you should be jealous.' Helping you would be the last thing any of us would do!" said Meimi the administrator.
"But that's all in the past," Tobias pleaded. "We need your help to find our fellow fanfic writer and Ani-news boardie, Shivanfire. We need you to give us the plot holes to get into the fanfic he was last traced at"
"No. We said that before. We won't help you. So be off. You don't want us to take away your account do you?" said Steven Savage the co-director of CEC.
"We're not leaving!" Hope said firmly as she was sipping some lemonade while sitting on the long chairs.
"We don't care what you do! We just want your help! Please! As the most sacred board of directors. You have the utmost respect from all of us. We would really appreciate your divinely help in order for us to help our….Look! Someone freed Willy!"
The council turned to look.
Shadow, Jake, Hope, and Tobias ran past the council of six and straight into the darkness. Shadow put on his night vision glasses to lead them to a doorway.
"It reads, 'Category hallway' " said Shadow.
"GET THEM!!!!!" Xing Li cried.
They opened the door and went in to shut the door on them.
They emerged into a hallway. The hallway looked like it kept going and going. And on the hallways were doors. Many, many doors.
"Now, which one is Animorphs?" asked Tobias while they ran down the hallway.
"The one that says Animorphs, duh!" Hope said.
"I found it!" Jake said.
It was a golden doorway, which read, "CategoryBooksAnimorphs"
They entered it and found themselves in a room with black portals in rows of 25.
"Plot Holes," Tobias whispered.
"Yeah, but which one do we take?" Hope asked.
Shadow took out something that looked like a gameboy from his pocket. The SAF boy. He looked at it and started pressing buttons. He had a frustrated look on his face.
"What is it? What did you find?" asked Jake.
"Nothing," Shadow grunted. "All I keep finding are Pidgeys and Rattatas! It's just so hard to find a Pikachu! Dangit! Where are you hiding Pikachu?!"
Anime sweat drop goes down the heads of Jake, Hope, and Tobias.
"And you say that I'm a video game fanatic," Hope muttered.
"You are," Tobias said bluntly.
"Oh yeah," Hope said as she unpacked her playstation, her TV set, and her many, many games "Vivi's so kewl!"
Anyway, Shadow put away his gameboy and this time took out the SAF boy.
"Ah-Ha!" said Shadow. "I know where Shivanfire was last."
"Where?" the rest of the team asked in unison. Well, except for Hope of course.
"An Animorph fanfic!" Shadow said proudly.
Tobias and Jake fall on the floor Anime style
"Well I guess we're stuck," Tobias spat.
Suddenly the door burst open! And the Council of Six flushed in.
"For that! You shall die!" Michelle the Moderator of fanfiction.net said.
"You think you could be us?" asked Tobias incredulously. "Think again! We're the strongest team around!"
"Yeah!" Shadow and Jake said.
Tobias took Epyon out from his pocket. Jake took out a big ass sword. And Shadow took out a freaking bazooka.
"You still think you could beat us?" Shadow said. "Bring it on!"
5 seconds later…
"Oh…," Jake groaned. "The agony of defeat!"
"Hey! Keep it down over there!" Hope chirped from the corner.
"Now we shall finish you off!" Flourish the FAQster said.
They all rushed in for the kill!
Well, folks I guess the story is over…go home beca- What the?
ME: I HAVE A MINDFLARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The council of six stopped dead in their tracks.
"Hey! ME? What are you doing here? You're not supposed to be here now," Shadow said.
Moment of silence
ME: Oh yeah. Sorry. Bye!
And with that the abnormal ME left with the tune of "The Circle of life" playing in the background.
"That was weird!" Cairnsy the co director of CEC said.
"Yeah, I know. Where were we?" asked Xing Li.
Ah yes. The Council of six is going for the kill. But suddenly…
A boy appeared. A force field went over Hope, Tobias, Jake, and Shadow.
"Follow me!" he said. "This force field won't hold them off forever!"
Jake nodded and motioned for his team to follow the boy.
The boy took out a pen. He checked it, and then he just jumped into a plot hole.
Jake shrugged. What did they have to lose?
"Let's go!" he called to his team.
Jake jumped in. Tobias and Shadow threw Hope in with her playstation and other necessities. Tobias and Shadow soon followed.
Thud. And then 3 more thuds.
It came from Jake and his team falling splat on the ground.
Jake stood up and saw the boy already waiting for them.
"Who are you?" Jake asked.
The boy stood straight and did a kind of salute to Jake.
"My name is Super Hurricane. And I have come to enlist myself for your mission," he said.
Meanwhile…
Somewhere in Toronto.
"Where are we going?" Jan Girl asked.
"Yeah, I'm tired. And why are we in Canada?" asked Tbyrd.
"I thought we were supposed to look for Ajain90," commented Ajain…er…89 and 1/2/
"Who cares about Ajain90?" Marco said. "I've found something more important to do."
"What are you talking about?" asked Jan Girl. "Wait. Is it food? Is it pizza? Is it? huh? Huh? Please tell me it is…"
"No, we're not stopping for food. We're going to do a more dangerous mission then finding Ajain90. It is going to be a mission with more risks, and more impossible then Mission Impossible 1 and 2!" Marco said. Then his face grew even more serious. "We are going to steal Tobias' Playstation 2!"
Who is this new character called Super Hurricane? Can he be trusted? Will Jan Girl find a Pizza hut nearby? Will Marco succeed in the most dangerous mission known to man? Find out on the next episode of…"The Search for Shivanfire!"