"My name is Super Hurricane," the boy repeated. "I am a Class B-4 Reality Traveler. I can open portals ANYWHERE on the Net. My pen/computer will guide us, for it acts like a hound if exposed to the skin DNA of the one we find. I will be loyal to you and act on your every whim. And trust me, there's a 18/19 chance we could end up in the wrong place, so don't worry."
It was a nice speech. Too bad no one was listening.
The group was too busy looking at something up in the sky.
It was bright and shiny. It crashed in an uncompleted shopping mall. But they weren't the only ones there to witness it. There were 6 other kids who were there. 3 boys and 3 girls. They ran towards the crash.
"Hmmm," pondered Jake. "This seems familiar. I think it would be dangerous to follow them."
ME: I HAVE A MINDFLARE!!!!!
Moment of silence.
"Sorry ME but your not supposed to be in here yet," shadow told ME.
ME: Again? Jeez, stupid Perky! He must've put some kind of pill in my water today. Oh well, like I care…The Circle of Life!!!"
And with that ME left once again with Elton John ballads in the background.
"Aw, what the hell? Let's go after them..."Jake told his crew.
So Jake the Yeerk Killer (the leader), Tobias the lone Hawk (the friend), Shadow a.k.a. Jeff P. (the Supply guy), Hope (the obsessive FF player), and the newest ally that they found who calls himself "Super Hurricane", chased after the six kids and the Spaceship.
"Hey! I have a question!" Tobias asked. "Why did the narrator just spent the last couple of lines introducing us all over again?"
"It's because the narrator is just using up space so it looks like he did a lot of work," Super Hurricane answered.
"Oh, okay. But who are you?" Tobias asked. But then he shrugged. "Ah, who cares? I'll just call you Bill."
Finally the team caught up to the group of six kids in the woods behind the unfinished shopping mall. But then they also found an Andalite.
"What the? Who are you people?" asked a boy with brownish-blonde hair and hazel lit eyes.
Jake and company was about to answer but right then, the andalite started to talk.
My name is Kelflick-Surpasso-Nigard, I am an Andalite. A species from a far distant planet. My Race came here to help your own. But they surprised us and attacked with Two Blade Ships a Pool ship and Many Bug Fighters, the Alien said.
He then took out a blue box. Just like Elfangor's
The Yeerks are hear on your planet, The Yeerks are parasites the crawl into your head and take over every thing your body does. They have enslaved the Hork-Bajir and Taxxons already. They are now after you. I survived this great battle. I may be the only one. The Yeerks have set up Two Major fronts on your planet. Both are in your country. One is in your city and The Other one is on the Other CoastLine. The Yeerk in charge of this city is Visser 6. He has A Human body and because of things going on the Leeran home world he has the Morphing power. he continued. I can give you the power to morph into any animal to fight the Yeerks
But first you must choose a leader, he told all of the kids.
Then the kids answered.
"Chad" said Brittany.
"Chad" said Roman.
"Chad" said Mackenzie
"Chad" said Dean
"Chad" said Christy
"Christy" Chad said.
"Huh? Christy? As in Mr. Christy? Like the cookie guy?"
"I like cookies! How about you Bill?"
"Who's Bill?"
"Bill? You mean we have to pay for these cookies?".
"What was the question again?"
"How did the narrator know the names of the kids?"
"I have a mindflare!!!!"
The six kids and the andalite just stared at Jake and his team.
I think I'll just give you kids the morphing power. Those kids seem a little on the slow side, the Andalite said to Chad and his friends.
"Like I said. How did the narrator know those kids' names?" asked Tobias again.
"Who cares?" said Hope.
"Wait. A sec. I know what fic we're in!" exclaimed Jake. "We're in the story called 'Changelings' by the author called 'The Game'."
"Oh yeah!" Shadow said. "You're right!"
"So, whatever we do...we cannot interfere in this fanfic. We're in enough trouble with the Council of six," Jake told everyone, but especially Tobias and Hope.
"Don't worry. We won't do anything bad. We promise," Hope said.
2 minutes later...
"RUN!!!!!" Hope cried out.
Tobias took out a car out from his pocket and everyone jumped in. And soon the group lost the group of 6 kids and one andalite from their tail.
As soon as they got lost them, Jake and Shadow started yelling.
"YOU IDIOTS!! WHY DID YOU STEAL THE MORPHING CUBE???!!!" Jake and Shadow screamed in
unison.
Meanwhile...
Marco and company was walking down the mean streets of Toronto looking for Tobias' house.
"Can't we sit down?" Tbyrd asked as they passed a plaza.
"No!" We're almost there!" Marco said.
Ajain90 started to nod.
"Wait. Is there a Pizza Hut near the plaza?" Jan Girl asked.
"Yes..um...I mean, No there isn't," Marco said suspiciously.
Ajain90 started to nod some more.
"Hey! Narrator!" Marco yelled. "Why are you calling Ajain89 and ½, Ajain90?
Ajain90...er...Ajain89 and ½ nodded some more as he wrote some copyright messages.
After 2 minutes of walking, Marco finally stopped in front of a house.
"This is it," he said. "This is Starbles' house!"
*note- "Starbles" is Tobias the lone Hawk's real name...sort of.
"Be careful everyone! It's the most dangerous place," Marco the Magnificent warned. He opened the door to go in with his fellow teammates.
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Sorry to interrupt this broadcast. But this scene is removed because of the lawsuit filed by the producers of the movie "Mission Impossible". It is removed because it is a total rip off of the original break in scene in Mission Impossible. So now we shall skip to the last part of the stealing-Tobias' ps2 sequence. Thank you for your co-operation.
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Marco's team had finally made it to the case where Tobias kept his ps2. It was just there on the table, being left unguarded.
"Whew!" Tbyrd said. "That was tough getting past security. But anyway, let's get the PS2 now and go. "
"Something's wrong," Ajain89 and ½ pondered. "It can't be this easy."
Suddenly! Quick movement!
"Whoa! What was that?" Tbyrd asked.
Suddenly! More quick movement. There was something out there. Something dangerous.
Right now, Marco' face was pale white. "Oh no!" he whispered. "Anything but that!"
"NOOO!!!" Marco cried. "Everyone run! Hurry! It's the most evilest being ever. More evil then the typo-monster. More ferocious then Rachel. More scary then Cassie."
Suddenly The beast appeared. He looked exactly like Tobias. Just really small, with a really big head.
Ajain89 and ½ gulped. "Wha..What is it?"
"It's...Tobias' little brother, Nick!" Marco answered shakily. "And he's gonna take off all his clothes and streak around the house!!! I know! He did it before when these girls named Silvia and Lillia came over! It's the most disgusting sight! If you're lucky, he'll just jump on you and put drool all over you!"
Nick started to come closer.
"Oh no!" Tbyrd said. "This is the end!"
Suddenly...
ME: I HAVE A MINDFLARE!!!!! HEY! WHAT THE? NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Me had appeared, and unfortunately for him, Nick jumped on him and started to put drool all over him!"
"Now! While he's distracted! Let's leave!" Marco said as he grabbed the case.
5 minutes later...
"NOOOO!!!!!!" Marco screamed outside. "Where is it? It's not here! NO! Tobias must have taken it with him. Oh Well. I guess I'll have to buy it on my own, with my own money," Marco finished while taking out his wallet.
"Hey! I just noticed something," ajain89 and ½ said. "Jan Girl isn't here with us! In fact she didn't come inside with us!"
"Oh No!" Tbyrd gasped. "Where could she have gone?"
"HEY! Where my wallet?" Marco asked.
At a nearby Pizza Hut...
"Ohhh!" Jan Girl exclaimed. "That was good pizza."
She then took out Marco's wallet.
"Waiter! Check please!" she said.
What will happen now, since Hope and Tobias stole the morphing cube? Will they find any clues to where Shivanfire was last? Will Marco ever recover his wallet? Find out on the next episode of..."The Search for Shivanfire!"