"YOU IDIOTS. WHY'D YOU STEAL THE MORPHING CUBE??!!!!" Jake and Shadow yelled.
Jake the Yeerk Killer, Shadow, Hope, and Tobias the lone hawk just stared at Super Hurricane.
"You have just inferfered with one of the best known FF stories you nuthead! It will cause a rip and break this fic up like a cabbage sliced with a knife. Don't you even care! Now I have to fix this problem through the council. And when I say Council, I mean the Council of Ellimists, and it will take a while before everythings neutralized and their memories rechanged, and we'll possibly have to bring up a new cube for them," said Super Hurricane
"Uh…I think you should sit down Super Hurricane," said Jake the Yeerk Killer.
"And while you're at it, bake us some cookies with this easy bake oven," said Shadow.
"Anywayz, why'd you steal the morphing cube? You should've stolen the Andalite fighter instead! We could've used it blow up some people..AND THEN WE COULD ALL RULE THE WORLD!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" said Shadow.
Hope whacked Shadow in the head.
"Uh, sorry I was getting a little carried away there," Shadow said.
But then he secretly turned away and added Hope to his hit list which had many people including the spice girls, Christina Haguilara, and the cookie monster.
"Alright," Jake said. "We go back and give back the morphing cube. While you and Tobias sneak behind them to steal the fighter. Ok? Now, give me the cube."
"Tobias has it," said Hope.
"Hope has it," said Tobias.
"What?! I don't have it, I gave it to you when we jumped into the car!" exclaimed Hope.
"Yeah but I gave it back to you because I didn't want to hold it!" Tobias said frantically.
"I think we have a problem here," said Super Hurricane.
"Quiet you, finish baking us those cookies."
Meanwhile…
Back at Ani-news.
"It's soooooo boring here!" said Animan. "I can only bust Marcus for a number amount of times. It gets boring after a while!"
"Where could they have gone?" asked Aldrea.
"Didn't Jake say that he was gonna save Shivanfire?" said OMEGA. "And Hope, Shadow, and Tobias went with him."
"But then where's Marco? Jan Girl? Tbyrd? And Ajain90?" asked EllimistGirl
"WHERE'S MY ANGELS!!!! I WANT MY ANGELS!!!!" complained Tyler.
"Be quiet Tyler. Here have some fish heads," said Momo Claus.
Tyler jumped into the air as Momo Claus threw the fish head in the air. Tyler caught it with his mouth expertly. And even gave a Dolphin laugh.
All the boardies laughed.
"WOW! THAT'S COOL! LET ME TRY!" said Not_Real.
"NO! AFTER ME!" said Animan.
"Jus for the record…I DID NOT POISON TYLER WITH THOSE POISONOUS FISH HEADS! I WAS FRAMED! IT'S ALL LIES! LIES I TELL YOU!" said Brandon.
"Who are you?" asked Stephen P.
"I don't know, but I wanna zap him," said EllimistGirl.
So she did. She zapped Brandon. And everyone laughed at how he was screaming in terrible deadly pain.
STOP, a booming voice said.
"Who said that?" asked Ukani.
I DID. Said the voice again.
The air then seemed to open up. And out came the Ellimist.
IT IS I, THE ELLIMIST. I HAVE COME TO GET YOU TO SAVE YOUR FELLOW BOARDIES FROM TOTAL AHNIALATION.
"Hey bro! What's happening? Oh by the way mom called and she wants you to throw out the garbage," said EllimistGirl.
I KNOW. SHE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE….HEY! WHAT THE? STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT. YOUR FRIENDS ARE IN GREAT PERIL. YOU MUST GET THERE TO YOUR FRIENDS SOON OTHERWISE THEY WILL BE DESTROYED, said the Ellimist.
"Where are they in the first place? What's gonna happen to them?" asked Adam W.
YOUR FRIENDS ARE IN THE STORY CALLED "CHANGELINGS" BY THE AUTHOR THE GAME. YOU MUST HELP THEM FAST BUT FIRST YOU MUST REACH MARCO, JAN GIRL, TBYRD, AND AJAIN90 IN TORONTO CANADA AND…..
"TOOMIN!!!!!"cried out a voice before Ellimist could continue.
It was EllimistGirl and Toomin's mother.
"HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO OUT AND SAVE INNOCENT LIVES UNTIL YOU DO YOUR CHORES!!!!!" said EllimistMom.
BUT… started the Ellimist.
"NO BUTS MISTER! YOU CAN GET YOUR N-DIMENSIONAL BUTT BACK HOME AND FINISH THROWING OUT THE TRASH!" said EllimistMom.
ELLI! TRANSPORT YOUR FRIENDS TO HELP JAKE AND HIS TEAM WHEREVER THEY ARE!
THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE DEPENDS ON THEIR SURVIVAL, yelled the Ellimist while EllimistMom started to drag him home..
MEANWHILE……
Back in Toronto…
"Are we there yet?" moaned Tbyrd.
Marco, Tbyrd, and Ajain90 were walking the mean streets of Toronto looking all over for the pizza hut Jan Girl was in. They were looking for hours with no sign of Jan Girl anywhere. All they did was find scared pizza hut owners quivering.
Finally they found the last Pizza Hut in Toronto.
"We're here!!!" said Marco.
"Yay…now can we sit down?" asked Ajain90.
"No! we're going in!" said Marco firmly.
Suddenly the door opened quickly by two people screaming for their lives and hit Marco in the face.
Soon more people were rushing out screaming for their lives.
"What's going on?" Ajain90 wondered out loud.
But then his question seemed to be answered as the ground started shaking.
It was as if an earthquake hit Toronto.
"What's happening??!!!" screamed Tbyrd.
CRUNCH! CRUNCH!
The ground was shaking up even more!
And then IT appeared.
Out of pizza hut came out Jan Girl.
Jan Girl who gained about 1000 pounds more from eating every pizza in Toronto. She was FAT. Beyond FAT. She was HUGE!
"Hey guys!," waved Jan girl with one hand and in the other was a pizza in her hand.
"OH MY GOD!!!! IT'S THE JAN GIRL BLOB!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!" screamed the people on the streets.
Marco, Ajain90, and Tbyrd ran for their lives with a enormous Jan girl running after them.
"Hey Guys! wait up!. Not so….fast…" Jan Girl panted.
She then tripped over something and was rolling 60 m/h
She was like a bulldozer. She crushed cars into pieces.
"OH NO! JAN GIRL IS CATCHING UP!" said Ajain90 frantically.
And just when Jan Girl almost crushed them into pieces….time stopped.
All except for Marco, Ajain90, and Tbyrd.
And arrived was EllimistGirl. "Uh…hi everyone!" she said.
She then noticed the Jan Girl blob and Tsked away. She returned Jan Girl back to her normal self.
And unfroze time for her too.
"Elli! What'd you do that for?!!! You ruined my plan for becoming the newest Tyler's Angel…." complained Marco.
"Uh…." said Jan Girl, Tbyrd, EllimistGirl, and Ajain90 together.
Marco then started practicing his angel moves. "I will be like THE Chad. I will be like THE Chad," he muttered to himself.
"Anyway…You have to come with me quick! My brother said it was important. He said we need to gather all the boardies together to save Jake, Hope, Tobias, and Shadow," said EllimistGirl.
Back at the Changeling story…
"I DON'T HAVE IT!!!!! I BET MY PS2 I DON'T HAVE IT!!!" Yelled Tobias the lone hawk.
"Well, I don't have it either! I swear on Heath Ledger!" said Hope.
Hope then took Tobias and put him into a headlock.
Jake and Shadow scratched their heads while Hope and Tobias were fighting.
"I know!" said Super Hurricane.
"I can track the morphing cube! I can use my pen/computer to tell where it went…or who took it."
"Good idea!" said Jake.
"YEAH! But where's our freaking cookies????!!!!" said Shadow
"It's right here…" said Super hurricane and handed out the cookies.
"Who cares? We'll get cookies later. First we're gonna find the morphing cube."
Super Hurricane then used his pen and calculated to see where the morphing cube was.
"What the?" Super Hurricane started. "It's not even in this dimension. Or even in the fanfic realm!"
"Where is it then?" asked Hope in the background as she was giving Tobias the "Fearless People's Elbow".
"It's in n-dimensional space…"
"What are we waiting for? Let's go now!" said Jake.
Super Hurricane opened the portal and everyone jumped in it. except for Tobias who was knocked out cold by Hope in their wrestling match.
But unbeknownst to Jake and the others, they were being watched. Watched by a certain half-machine, half-creature, who was a single blood-red eye…
"MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!," laughed Crayak. "Those boardies will perish…soon. Very soon."
"Uh…sir," said Drode. "You have one of those eye boogers."
"I do?! "Quick take it out! Take it out!" said Crayak.
Will Jake and the others realize that they're heading into a trap? Will the other boardies get there in time to save them? Find out on the final episode of…."The Search For Shivanfire!"
A/N: BTW this is Jake. I don't know what's taking Marco so long to update these chapters, but luckily I have a copy of this chapter so I could put it up for you guys. See you in the next chapter! I hope I survive ;-)