A/N- ok this is is kinda a parody of 'the gansta song' if any of ya'll heard of it.

Pippin- yo Merry Cherry!

Merry- sup MaStA P!

Pippin- yo lay down dat beat fa me!

*Merry starts beat-boxing*

*Pippin starts rapping...*

ima hobbit, im da straight up P

da hobbit life is da life for me



ima hobbit, i be there for anotha

ima hobbit, i be grubbin' like a mutha



i be chillen wit mah humans, elfs, and dwarfs

and dont get me started on dem orcs



ima hobbit, stealin' veggies is mah sh*t

ima hobbit, gettin' punished is a b****



ima hobbit, trouble is mah thang

but all them otha' hobbits just be hatin'



i be gettin' high smokin' my pipe

any kinda weed, all my type!



all around da world, i got pro's

cause ima hobbit, yo yo yo



Merry and Pippin- and we out!

*both exit scene*



A/N- see i told you it was stupid...