"OooF!" said the boardies together.
They had just arrived in n-dimensional; space. And unfortunately for them they toppled on one another…
"Ow! Get off me!"
"Someone's touching me! Someone's touching me!"
"Quiet! So I can play my playstation!"
"Who's sitting on my cookies??!!!"
"Everyone Shut-up!"
They all shut up and then quickly re-organized themselves. Now they were just floating around…
"Wow! Look at me! I'm flying!!" said Tobias
"He hasn't been that high since he was passing out dope a week ago," Hope muttered.
The boardies started arguing again. But then they heard a sound.
"Hey, did anyone hear that?" asked Shadow.
"Yea…it sounded almost like laughter..," said Jake the Yeerk Killer.
They waited a while listening. Soon the laughter was getting louder.
"MuhahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA," laughed the voice.
Then He appeared. The single blood-red eye with the powers to destroy planets with a single thought…
Crayak.
And beside him was his prune thing lackey named Drode.
Shackles then appeared out of nowhere on Jake, Shadow, Tobias, Hope, and Super Hurricane. It pinned them to the ground leaving everything below the neck paralyzed.
"Hello. Nice to finally meet you, Ani-news Boardies…Welcome to my humble home," sneered Crayak. "You saved me a whole lot of trouble bothering to get you here myself. But now that you're here. I can watch you suffer…"
"Suffer? What did we do?" demanded Hope.
"Why do you wanna kill us so bad?" asked Super Hurricane.
"Do?! WHAT DID YOU DO??! AS IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW ALREADY!!!!!" screamed Crayak.
"Uh…seriously. We have no clue what you're talking about," Tobias said.
"DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT??!!! WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHY I WANNA KILL YOU SO BAD…"
Suddenly a wisp of smoke came up behind Crayak. And a poster appeared. Not just any poster. The poster of Justin Timberlake.
"IT ALL STARTS WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE…."
*FlashBack*
"For 3 long years I had a crush on Justin Timberlake. He's just too dreamy!," Crayak narrated.
We now see a memory where Crayak brought his Justin Timberlake poster for show and tell at Evil School.
"I was in love with him…but all the kids laughed at me, and said that no way Justin could ever love me…," Crayak continued.
We now see a memory of Crayak in his bedroom crying on his bed holding the Justin Timberlake poster and talking to him. "Oh Justin, I don't care what those other kids say…I know we're meant for each other!," a past Crayak said.
"I thought me and Justin could never be separated. And we would always be together," Crayak narrated sadly.
We see another memories of Crayak dancing with in a flower patch holding the Justin Timberlake poster, Him taking the Justin Poster to the school dance, and Crayak laughing with the Justin Poster to Conan O' Brian.
"But then one day. The fateful news arrived. I was just sitting on my bed watching TV with Justin when I put on the news…" Crayak continued.
A news reporter is now talking to the screen. "Today, Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears have announced that they are a couple. And that they have been dating for a few weeks now," said the reporter
Justin and Britney: We're very happy together and I we're glad that we came out with the news.
We now see Crayak looking horrified "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" past Crayak screamed.
*Flashback ended*
"I swore from that day forth that I'd exact my revenge on Britney!," Crayak said sadly. "But if I hurt Britney in any other way, I'd hurt Justin's feelings and I just couldn't do that. So I decided I would get the one person who liked Britney the most. Tyler!…But then I was too lazy, so I kidnapped Shivanfire instead!"
"You're the one who took Shivanfire!" accused Jake the Yeerk Killer.
"Of course it was me," Crayak said evilly. "And that's not all. After I destroy you boardies and Britney too, I'll rule the universe with no one to stop me! I will kill millions of innocent races! I will stop kids from drinking milk! And most importantly I'll have Justin Timberlake to myself! MUHAHAHAHA!!!
He then hugged his Justin Timberlake poster.
"Stop kids from drinking milk?! You monster!" said Shadow who was obviously disgusted.
"Yes, and now. It's time for business. Prepare to meet thy doom!" said Crayak.
Then out of nowhere Howlers! At least one hundred of them appeared! And they surrounded Jake and the others.
"Wait! You can't hurt us! Howlers are programmed to kiss only now!" said Super Hurricane.
"Yes, they still are programmed to kiss you. But they are now equipped with the kiss of Death! So if they kiss you then you will instantly!"
The howlers then advanced on the Searchers.
"I guess this is it, it was nice knowing you..BTW if we survive this can I have your PS2?" asked Hope.
But then also out of nowhere, Marco da Magnificent, Jan Girl, Ajain90, and Tbyrd, and EllimistGirl arrived and dropped right on top of Jake, Tobias, Super Hurricane, Hope, and Shadow.
"Yes! We made it!" said Marco.
And he released Jake and the others.
"No!" screamed Crayak. "What are you doing?! howlers Attack!"
But then again outta nowhere OMEGA with his 4-d powers brought all the Ani-news boardies! And they all fell on the howlers and distracted them.
"Nice to see you guys!" Tobias said.
"Yeah, sorry it took us so long. OMEGA took a wrong turn, and ended up in someone's bathroom bathroom in Canada, and Stephen took all of the medicines in the medicine cabinet" said Tyler.
But then the Howlers were getting organized again and formed an army on one side while the Ani-news boardies were on the other.
"Let's do it," said Hope.
And they all charged at each other!
But in the midst of the battle we see Hope, Tbyrd, and Jan Girl.
"Angels Reunite!" they said together.
Then they started kicking some Howler butt with their karate moves and their Tyler's Angels theme song playing in the background called "On their own Females" by the popular R & B group Fate's infant (no relation to "independent women" and Destiny's Child)
Then on another midst of the battle. Marco, Brandon, Aldrea, Adam W., and Tyler formed together.
"GO! GO! COLOR BLIND RANGER!"
"GO! GO! TRANSPARANT RANGER!"
"GO! GO! COOKIE BAKER RANGER!"
"GO! GO! HOMICIDAL RANGER!"
"GO! GO! ROTTED RANGER!"
And they all transformed into the Super Insane Rangers! "Go Go! Super insane Megazord!"
Then soon after they started whooping the Howlers good with their machine. But then Adam W. fell out and died.
Pretty soon the Ani-news side was winning.
Animan the Marcus Buster was busting up some howlers. Jake the Yeerk Killer sliced some Howlers, EG kept zapping people, OMEGA also zapped some people. Shadow used his super hero powers.
Stephen P, kept on killing Howlers with using his new Animon. Dahjosaur! And he also stole some medicine from people's cabinets and threw them at the Howlers.
Super Hurricane brought Digimon to life…
Xena teamed up with Gabrielle (Ukani). And also sliced some howlers good.
Tobias fought in his Epyon, Not_Real started using a pillow.
And ME killed some using his water gun.
15 minutes later, Most of the howlers were killed and Magillex, Momo Claus, Aximlli, and North started rounding up the remaining howlers to keep as pets.
But the rest of the boardies surrounded Crayak.
"This is it Crayak! You're finished!" said Tyler.
"Everyone do their attacks now!" cried Jake the Yeerk Killer.
Everyone did. But it had no effect to Crayak whatsoever.
"Puny little Boardies. I'm gonna enjoy watching you suffer!" said Crayak.
Crayak then threw Drode at them and it knocked down Tyler's Angels.
He then shot down OMEGA and EG because they were the most dangerous.
THIS STOPS NOW CRAYAK!, said a voice.
The Ellimist arrived!
YOU WILL NOW PAY FOR YOUR INSO…Ellimist Started. But then Crayak shot him while he was talking.
"OH MY GOD!! WE'RE DOOMED!" yelled Marco.
"No! there still is a way!" said Jake.
Jake turned to Stephen P. and whispered to him about something.
Stephen nodded. He took out a huge bucket of what seemed like water.
Him and Jake then ran at Crayak. and threw the water at him.
"NOOO!!!!" cried Crayak. "IT STINGS! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
And then he collapsed on the floor.
"Hey Jake. How'd you know that Water would kill him?" asked a newly recovered Jan Girl.
"That wasn't water. That was Visine," said Jake.
"What's Visine?" asked Shadow
"It's the cure for red-eye!" said Stephen P.
Then all the boardies laughed.
But then….
"WOW!" said a voice.
It was Crayak! But he was different! His red eye was cured! And now all the red disappeared.
"WOW!," said Crayak again. "I FEEL SO WONDERFUL! NO WONDER I WAS SO MEAN!! THE RED EYE WAS REALLY IRRITATING!! THANKS FOR GETTING IT OUT!! I'LL STOP TRYING TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSES NOW!!"
With that, Crayak disappeared.
"It's time to go home!" said Tobias. "It's just a shame that Jake died in the battle…"
"I'm not dead." Said Jake.
"Quiet you!"
And then Tobias wrapped Jake in a bag and tied it up with a chain.
"HAHAHAHAHA," laughed another voice.
"What?" all the boardies wondered.
"Look! It's Shivanfire!" pointed Super Hurricane
"Ha Ha! This fic is really funny. I hope you find me soon!" said Shivanfire.
Brandon shook his head. "That's not him. That's probably another one of Crayak's illusions…"
"No seriously..that…"
"No! it's not him!"
"But.."
"No Buts! Not him! Let's go.
And with that…EllimistGirl, OMEGA, and The Ellimist transported all the boardies except "Shivanfire" back to Ani-news.
"Hey guys…" said Shivanfire. "Uh…this is a joke right? You did not just really leave me here right? HELL-O-O! Hey come back! I'm not playing around!"
He looked around the open area.
"Ok, Ha Ha, Joke's over. Bring me back. Seriously. Alright! if you wanna be like that! I can play the game too you know…" he said.
And then Shivanfire sat down and waited.
"You could've at least sent me those cookies…"
THE END.
A/N: Hey! This is all of us from Team X-treme saying: Thanx for reading this. And hope you enjoyed it. Buh-Bye!"
They had just arrived in n-dimensional; space. And unfortunately for them they toppled on one another…
"Ow! Get off me!"
"Someone's touching me! Someone's touching me!"
"Quiet! So I can play my playstation!"
"Who's sitting on my cookies??!!!"
"Everyone Shut-up!"
They all shut up and then quickly re-organized themselves. Now they were just floating around…
"Wow! Look at me! I'm flying!!" said Tobias
"He hasn't been that high since he was passing out dope a week ago," Hope muttered.
The boardies started arguing again. But then they heard a sound.
"Hey, did anyone hear that?" asked Shadow.
"Yea…it sounded almost like laughter..," said Jake the Yeerk Killer.
They waited a while listening. Soon the laughter was getting louder.
"MuhahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA," laughed the voice.
Then He appeared. The single blood-red eye with the powers to destroy planets with a single thought…
Crayak.
And beside him was his prune thing lackey named Drode.
Shackles then appeared out of nowhere on Jake, Shadow, Tobias, Hope, and Super Hurricane. It pinned them to the ground leaving everything below the neck paralyzed.
"Hello. Nice to finally meet you, Ani-news Boardies…Welcome to my humble home," sneered Crayak. "You saved me a whole lot of trouble bothering to get you here myself. But now that you're here. I can watch you suffer…"
"Suffer? What did we do?" demanded Hope.
"Why do you wanna kill us so bad?" asked Super Hurricane.
"Do?! WHAT DID YOU DO??! AS IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW ALREADY!!!!!" screamed Crayak.
"Uh…seriously. We have no clue what you're talking about," Tobias said.
"DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT??!!! WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHY I WANNA KILL YOU SO BAD…"
Suddenly a wisp of smoke came up behind Crayak. And a poster appeared. Not just any poster. The poster of Justin Timberlake.
"IT ALL STARTS WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE…."
*FlashBack*
"For 3 long years I had a crush on Justin Timberlake. He's just too dreamy!," Crayak narrated.
We now see a memory where Crayak brought his Justin Timberlake poster for show and tell at Evil School.
"I was in love with him…but all the kids laughed at me, and said that no way Justin could ever love me…," Crayak continued.
We now see a memory of Crayak in his bedroom crying on his bed holding the Justin Timberlake poster and talking to him. "Oh Justin, I don't care what those other kids say…I know we're meant for each other!," a past Crayak said.
"I thought me and Justin could never be separated. And we would always be together," Crayak narrated sadly.
We see another memories of Crayak dancing with in a flower patch holding the Justin Timberlake poster, Him taking the Justin Poster to the school dance, and Crayak laughing with the Justin Poster to Conan O' Brian.
"But then one day. The fateful news arrived. I was just sitting on my bed watching TV with Justin when I put on the news…" Crayak continued.
A news reporter is now talking to the screen. "Today, Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears have announced that they are a couple. And that they have been dating for a few weeks now," said the reporter
Justin and Britney: We're very happy together and I we're glad that we came out with the news.
We now see Crayak looking horrified "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" past Crayak screamed.
*Flashback ended*
"I swore from that day forth that I'd exact my revenge on Britney!," Crayak said sadly. "But if I hurt Britney in any other way, I'd hurt Justin's feelings and I just couldn't do that. So I decided I would get the one person who liked Britney the most. Tyler!…But then I was too lazy, so I kidnapped Shivanfire instead!"
"You're the one who took Shivanfire!" accused Jake the Yeerk Killer.
"Of course it was me," Crayak said evilly. "And that's not all. After I destroy you boardies and Britney too, I'll rule the universe with no one to stop me! I will kill millions of innocent races! I will stop kids from drinking milk! And most importantly I'll have Justin Timberlake to myself! MUHAHAHAHA!!!
He then hugged his Justin Timberlake poster.
"Stop kids from drinking milk?! You monster!" said Shadow who was obviously disgusted.
"Yes, and now. It's time for business. Prepare to meet thy doom!" said Crayak.
Then out of nowhere Howlers! At least one hundred of them appeared! And they surrounded Jake and the others.
"Wait! You can't hurt us! Howlers are programmed to kiss only now!" said Super Hurricane.
"Yes, they still are programmed to kiss you. But they are now equipped with the kiss of Death! So if they kiss you then you will instantly!"
The howlers then advanced on the Searchers.
"I guess this is it, it was nice knowing you..BTW if we survive this can I have your PS2?" asked Hope.
But then also out of nowhere, Marco da Magnificent, Jan Girl, Ajain90, and Tbyrd, and EllimistGirl arrived and dropped right on top of Jake, Tobias, Super Hurricane, Hope, and Shadow.
"Yes! We made it!" said Marco.
And he released Jake and the others.
"No!" screamed Crayak. "What are you doing?! howlers Attack!"
But then again outta nowhere OMEGA with his 4-d powers brought all the Ani-news boardies! And they all fell on the howlers and distracted them.
"Nice to see you guys!" Tobias said.
"Yeah, sorry it took us so long. OMEGA took a wrong turn, and ended up in someone's bathroom bathroom in Canada, and Stephen took all of the medicines in the medicine cabinet" said Tyler.
But then the Howlers were getting organized again and formed an army on one side while the Ani-news boardies were on the other.
"Let's do it," said Hope.
And they all charged at each other!
But in the midst of the battle we see Hope, Tbyrd, and Jan Girl.
"Angels Reunite!" they said together.
Then they started kicking some Howler butt with their karate moves and their Tyler's Angels theme song playing in the background called "On their own Females" by the popular R & B group Fate's infant (no relation to "independent women" and Destiny's Child)
Then on another midst of the battle. Marco, Brandon, Aldrea, Adam W., and Tyler formed together.
"GO! GO! COLOR BLIND RANGER!"
"GO! GO! TRANSPARANT RANGER!"
"GO! GO! COOKIE BAKER RANGER!"
"GO! GO! HOMICIDAL RANGER!"
"GO! GO! ROTTED RANGER!"
And they all transformed into the Super Insane Rangers! "Go Go! Super insane Megazord!"
Then soon after they started whooping the Howlers good with their machine. But then Adam W. fell out and died.
Pretty soon the Ani-news side was winning.
Animan the Marcus Buster was busting up some howlers. Jake the Yeerk Killer sliced some Howlers, EG kept zapping people, OMEGA also zapped some people. Shadow used his super hero powers.
Stephen P, kept on killing Howlers with using his new Animon. Dahjosaur! And he also stole some medicine from people's cabinets and threw them at the Howlers.
Super Hurricane brought Digimon to life…
Xena teamed up with Gabrielle (Ukani). And also sliced some howlers good.
Tobias fought in his Epyon, Not_Real started using a pillow.
And ME killed some using his water gun.
15 minutes later, Most of the howlers were killed and Magillex, Momo Claus, Aximlli, and North started rounding up the remaining howlers to keep as pets.
But the rest of the boardies surrounded Crayak.
"This is it Crayak! You're finished!" said Tyler.
"Everyone do their attacks now!" cried Jake the Yeerk Killer.
Everyone did. But it had no effect to Crayak whatsoever.
"Puny little Boardies. I'm gonna enjoy watching you suffer!" said Crayak.
Crayak then threw Drode at them and it knocked down Tyler's Angels.
He then shot down OMEGA and EG because they were the most dangerous.
THIS STOPS NOW CRAYAK!, said a voice.
The Ellimist arrived!
YOU WILL NOW PAY FOR YOUR INSO…Ellimist Started. But then Crayak shot him while he was talking.
"OH MY GOD!! WE'RE DOOMED!" yelled Marco.
"No! there still is a way!" said Jake.
Jake turned to Stephen P. and whispered to him about something.
Stephen nodded. He took out a huge bucket of what seemed like water.
Him and Jake then ran at Crayak. and threw the water at him.
"NOOO!!!!" cried Crayak. "IT STINGS! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
And then he collapsed on the floor.
"Hey Jake. How'd you know that Water would kill him?" asked a newly recovered Jan Girl.
"That wasn't water. That was Visine," said Jake.
"What's Visine?" asked Shadow
"It's the cure for red-eye!" said Stephen P.
Then all the boardies laughed.
But then….
"WOW!" said a voice.
It was Crayak! But he was different! His red eye was cured! And now all the red disappeared.
"WOW!," said Crayak again. "I FEEL SO WONDERFUL! NO WONDER I WAS SO MEAN!! THE RED EYE WAS REALLY IRRITATING!! THANKS FOR GETTING IT OUT!! I'LL STOP TRYING TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSES NOW!!"
With that, Crayak disappeared.
"It's time to go home!" said Tobias. "It's just a shame that Jake died in the battle…"
"I'm not dead." Said Jake.
"Quiet you!"
And then Tobias wrapped Jake in a bag and tied it up with a chain.
"HAHAHAHAHA," laughed another voice.
"What?" all the boardies wondered.
"Look! It's Shivanfire!" pointed Super Hurricane
"Ha Ha! This fic is really funny. I hope you find me soon!" said Shivanfire.
Brandon shook his head. "That's not him. That's probably another one of Crayak's illusions…"
"No seriously..that…"
"No! it's not him!"
"But.."
"No Buts! Not him! Let's go.
And with that…EllimistGirl, OMEGA, and The Ellimist transported all the boardies except "Shivanfire" back to Ani-news.
"Hey guys…" said Shivanfire. "Uh…this is a joke right? You did not just really leave me here right? HELL-O-O! Hey come back! I'm not playing around!"
He looked around the open area.
"Ok, Ha Ha, Joke's over. Bring me back. Seriously. Alright! if you wanna be like that! I can play the game too you know…" he said.
And then Shivanfire sat down and waited.
"You could've at least sent me those cookies…"
THE END.
A/N: Hey! This is all of us from Team X-treme saying: Thanx for reading this. And hope you enjoyed it. Buh-Bye!"