Last time on S4S Tyler of Ani-news decided to search for the missing (yet again) Shivanfire. His new team consisted of Super Hurricane, Momo Claus, Xena, Animan, and Ukani. The only way to find Shivanfire was for Super Hurricane to transport them to whatever fanfic he was in last.
"Hurry up! I wanna leave!" said Tyler to Super Hurricane.
"Patience Tyler, or no fishheads for you," said Xena.
Tyler sat in the corner and whimpered. After that Momo Claus and Animan started seeing how many M & M's they could put in Marco's nose before he started to suffacate. It turned out to be 8.
But anyway, Super Hurricane activated his pen. "Alright! I've got it! He was last seen in some kind of fanfic...."
"Ooo! Was it a Jake/Cassie fic! Jake and Cassie 4ever!!!!!" squealed Momo, holding up a picket sign sayign "Jake and Cassie 4ever!"
"Ah! Why do i have M & M's in my nose?" said a voice in the background.
Suddenly Super Hurricane activated his pen and a portal appeared. Everyone jumped in one by one, first Super Hurricane, then Momo, Xena, and Tyler in the corner.
As Ukani was about to jump she noticed something. "Hey! My Wallet! It's gone!"
She turned around and she noticed Marco running for his life. "Get Back here Marco!" Ukani said as the portal closed behind her.
Elsewhere in some kind of fanfic landed the others. They landed each on top of one another on a hard tiled floor.As soon as everyone got up. They took a look around and saw they were in a school with the hallways empty except for one red haired girl staring at them.
She stared at them. Then seemed to be thinking about something. "Hmmm....you used an multi-dimensional transport machine and you have come from the Ani-news Messege Board?"
"Whoa! How'd you know that?" asked Tyler suspicously.
"Wait! I know what fic we're in! And who she is! She's Alanna from Sabriel's fic "Genius". said Momo Claus.
Alanna nodded.
"My real name is Alissan 337. Note the double threes. I'm a twin. And yes, that is a Yeerk name. But I'm no Controller. I'm an experiment gone wrong. It happened seventeen years ago. The Yeerks needed a new edge in the war. So the pooled together their scientists (who are as dumb as hell), who decided to get the Arn, genius with an amazing ability to manipulate genes, to make the perfect warrior. Strong, fast, powerful, and yet smart, clever, and even a little charismatic. Okay, I made the last one up. But you get the idea. They wanted someone who would be unstoppable on the battlefield, and yet be able to make great military strategies. But something went wrong," said Alanna.
"For some Genius she sure does talk a lot," muttered Tyler to Animan. They both started giggling.
Xena then smacked them upside their heads. "Continue," said Xena.
Alanna nodded and coninued
"Instead of one perfect warrior, they got two help perfect ones. My twin brother- humanoid like me, with the same red hair and tall stature, but he can do anything physically. Like Superman, but he can't fly. Yet. His powers grow constantly. He can even regenerate at a tremendous speed, so he can hardly ever be injured.
And me. The genius. Complete with the photographic memory and nonstop witty comments. Okay, no, I suck at jokes, but I can size up a situation in an instant and know how to react. My brain, however, doesn't like to take off days, and I have this... itch. To learn.....and Hey......What the? Where'd they go?"
She looked around and all off them were gone even Momo. Alanna then started to smell something. It smelled like smoke coming from the cafeteria and the fire alarms were going off like crazy.
"Tyler! How many times have we told you NOT to cook??!!" said Xena's voice.
"Nu-uh. That was Animan," tyler's voice complained.
"Yes, actually it was me," said Animan.
"Yeah, but Tyler's so good getting blammed at," stated Super Hurricane.
Alanna walked in to find lots and lots of fires all over the kitchen. "You IDIOTS!!!! WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE TO BE STUPID?!"
"Hey.....No need for that. I bet i'm smarter than you," said Tyler.
"Oh yeah! I challenge you to a battle of wits!"
Suddenly the background changed to a game show-type genre with ,cheap music done by Super Hurricane's whistling and Tyler at one podium, and Alanna at another.
Animan: Hello! I'm Animan Trebek! Your host of JeoPOORdy. We have two contestants here today to find out which if one is smarter than the other!
Crowd (Xena and Momo): yay.
Animan: Alright the rules are simple but i'll tell them to you anyway. I say the answer and you say the question that is related to the answer than has some kind of question to the answwer which is the only answer of the question to relate to the answer of all the questions that has meaning in which is deinfed as "whack" so you must answer with the statetment of the question's answer of the question and you get a point.
Alanna: huh?
Tyler: I see....
Animan: First Question, whoever answers this right gets a point. According to Fred Haise, What was his favourite food to eat in space.
Alanna: Pizza?
Super Huricane: beep
Animan: Sorry wrong answer. Tyler?
Tyler: Oxygen.
Animan: Correct!
Alanna: There's no oxygen in space! AND OXYGEN'S NOT EVEN FOOD!
Animan: I don't like sore losers...Next question. If Samuel Gompers emigrated to New York, where did he emigrate?
Alanna: New York, you stupid idiot.
Animan: Wrong. Tyler?
Tyler: New York.
Super Hurricane: beep! beep!
Animan: Correct! The correct answer is "New York" not "New York, you stupid idiot"
crowd: boo!
Animan: Final question before the final JeoPOORdy. If the hour of the time becomes the second time to the hour of the minute. What will the minute's time be if the hours have the seconds on the minutes?
Alanna: It's-
Super Hurricane: beep.
Animan: Time's up. Tyler?
(Crowd throws apples at tyler)
Tyler: Ow! My eye!
Animan: Correct! Let's take a recap of the scores. Tyler is leading 3-0. But that can all change in Final JeoPOORdy. Where if you get this question right you win automatically. We'll come back after this commercial break!
Super Hurricane: we don't have enough money for commercials. Just look at our cheap crowd, In fact this isn't even being aired on TV.
Animan: Oh yea....Anyway. Here's the final JeoPOORdy question. Why are there carpets here?
Alanna: What are you talking about? There IS no carpets here.
Animan: Sorry. Wrong answer.
Tyler: Santa claus.
Animan: Correct! You win! Is what i would say if it wasn't for the fact that i never asked you to answer the question so the real winner is...........me.
Crowd: YAY! WHOOPEE! ANIMAN CAN!
Alanna: This is crazy! No! I'm a Genius, and I'm bigger than all of you. I don't need to be smart. i just have to beat you up.
Suddenly, 2 guys grabbed Alannna by the arm.
Alannna: What are you doing? Take your hands off me!
Tyler: Oh yeah, after you were talking us to death i called the Yeerks and told them you weren't really dead and that they can find you here.
Alanna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I'll Get you back for this tyler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: YAY!!!!!!
The backdrop and everything all dropped. and everyone started to talk using quotations again.
"Okay guys. Looks like Shivie wasn't here. I guess it's time for us to go look for us to see if Shivanfire might be at the next fic,"said Super Hurricane.
"And what's this business about 'cheap crowd'?" asked Xena suspicously.
"Um...."
Xena and Momo then started beating up on super hurricane but he managed to activate his pen and they all jumped into the portal but not before a few final words.
"Ah.....I've proven once again why i'm the webmaster of Ani-news and the leader of this scraggly bunch," said Tyler. "I truly am......THE GREATEST! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
"Um Tyler....you're fly is open," said Animan.
Will Ukani ever get her wallet back? Will they ever notice Ukani was gone? What will Alanna do if she ever gets free? What new adventures are in store for these brave heroes? Will Tyler ever learn to keep his flys closed? Find out on the Next episode of The Search for Shivanfire!
A/N: Thanks Sabriel for letting us use your story! We hope we didn't butcher it! Sure....we got Alanna captured by the Yeerks, but that's not SO bad? By the way All of you who haven't read Sabriel's story "Genius" We recommend you do! It's pretty good actually. Yes. We are aware that this was a shameless plug.