Let's not go there again

Tyler quickly zipped up his fly and jumped into the portal as it started to close.

Seconds later, everyone landed in another big heap on a hill in a grassy meadow.

"Do we have to land like that?" whined Momo Claus.

"You get used to it." replied Super Hurricane.

"Hey uh, guys!" Tyler called. "Does this look familiar to you?"

Everyone looked down at the bottom of the hill.

"Isn't that Ani-news down there?" asked Animan.

"Yeah, but what's it doing here? There aren't any fics with Ani-news in them........I think." Tyler said quietly.

"Well, it says here that we're in a fic called 'Search For Shi....', it cuts off at the word "Shi"." Super Hurricane explained.

Just then a booming voice that shook the ground came out of nowhere.

"It was a bright and shiny day at the Ani-news message board. It was appropriate because after a whole week the typo-demon was finally destroyed thanks to Dark Animan, and Light Animan contradicting each other. Everyone was grateful that the typo-demon was destroyed and peace was restored. All but one boardie. Jake the Yeerk Killer.

He was happy that the typo-demon was destroyed, but there was something wrong. Something he couldn't quite put his finger on. But then he remembered something that an old man told him during the battle..........."

"This seems kind of familiar." Xena said slowly.

"Yeah, it's familiar. But can't someone turn the volume down on that narrator?" Animan complained.

Down below the hill where they were standing, Jake the Yeerk Killer was talking to a group of Ani-news boardies.

"What are they saying? I wanna know." Momo asked.

"Woah!" Tyler exclaimed. "I can see myself!"

"Try not to look at yourself or contact him or her, bad things can happen." Super Hurricane warned.

"Yeah, that's nice. Can we leave? This place is giving me a headache. And I don't think that Shivanfire's here." Animan said.

"What's the next fic Super?" Xena asked.

"Uhhh, I'm not sure. My pen is starting to lose a connection." Super Hurricane said while slapping the side of his pen. "We must be getting out of area."

"Yeah....fine, let's just leave now." Tyler said, not paying attention.

"Okay here go's!" Super Hurricane said.

He hit his pen a few more times until it made a beeping noise and another portal opened.

Everyone jumped in except for Tyler who was eating M&M's that Xena brought.

"Come on Tyler!" Animan yelled from the portal. "And by the way, your fly's down again."

Tyler groaned as he zipped up his fly and jumped into the portal.

Once again, everyone landed on top of one another.



"I still don't li-" Momo started to complain again but she was interupted by a giant pop-up warning.



"THIS STORY CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR READERS UNDER THE AGE OF 17!"

"Hey uhhh, Super? You sure that things right? I don't think that Shiv would go to one of these stories." Tyler said with some worry in his voice.



"Ewww! Shiv's into this kind of stuff? Gross!" Zena yelled.



"Who knows?" Super said. "Let's just go in, take a quick look to see if he's there and get out."



"Agreed," Animan said. "and Tyler, if your fly's undone at anytime when we're here, we're abandoning you. Got it?"



"It's not my fault!" Tyler said. "It's a cheap zipper!"



"Yeah sure." Super said as he pressed on the giant OK button. "Here we go."



The darkness around them vanished revealing everyone to be in a dark closet.



"Great story, it's a closet.", "Turn on the light!", "Don't touch me!", "Something's poking me!", "Ow!" Everyone yelled at once.



Xena turned on the light.



"Who's gonna see if he's here?" Tyler asked.



"I've had a good life, I'll look." Animan said.



Animan slowly opened the closet door, they were in a house. Who's house? He didn't know.



Suddenly, the doorbell rang and Animan stuck his head back into the closet just as he saw what looked like Rachel walk towards the front door of the house. He reopened the door just after Rachel walked past with Cassie, they seemed very out of charecture. He looked on until he saw Tobias greet Cassie.



After watching for only 30 seconds, Animan drew his head back into the closet and threw up on Momo's shoes.



"These were new!" she hissed.



"Sorry, but I don't think he's here and I know why this is rated NC17." Animan said, whiping his mouth off.



"It can't be that bad!" Tyler said. "Let me see."



Tyler stuck his head out of the door only to come back seconds later to vomit on Momo's other shoe.



Momo didn't look happy. "I'm hoing to kill someone!" she whispered.



"Super, let's leave, now!" Animan said catching his breath.



"I'm trying!" he said nervously. "I can't get a stable connection!"



"Don't fool around, turn it on." Xena said.



"I told you I can't!" he quickly replied.



"You better fix it quickly because there is some messed up stuff going on in there." Tyler said while trying not to hear the noises coming from the next room.



Super Hurrican banged the pen against the wall and it made the beeping noise.



"We have a connection!" He said triumphantly as another portal opened.



"Let's go! Now!" Momo yelled, still not happy from being thrown up on.



"Tyler, what did I say about that zipper?" Animan asked.



Everyone looked down and Tyler groaned and zipped it up again.

One by one, everyone jumped into the portal and they were off to another fic.