Last time (which was a really long time ago) on S4S the search party
encountered themselves, nearly became stuck in a porn-fic and Tyler's
zipper has once again failed him.
Everyone fell through the gap in time-space and exited (actually, thrown- out) onto a large patch of very hard clay behind an uncompleted concrete structure.
"Okay, my neck is seriously starting to hurt from that!" moaned Momo Clause. "And by the way, I need new shoes." She said, looking sadly at her vomit-stained shoes.
"You shouldn't have been standing there." said Animan, still recovering from the horrors of the last fic.
"Where are we?" asked Ukani who was looking around at the bleak landscape.
"According to my pen, we're in a fic called Animorphs, New Reality #1." Super Hurricane mumbled slightly to himself while at the same time trying to find out where exactly they were.
"Well, considering this IS an Animorphs fic, and judging from the uncompleted buildings, I'd say we're in this fics version of 'the abandoned construction site'." Xena said to herself while trying to sound smart.
"All right, but I don't see any Animorphs around here." Tyler said looking around the back two corners of the building, "This would be a pretty crappy fic if there weren't any Animorphs."
"That isn't why we're here," reminded Super Hurricane "we're here to find Shivanfire, not to sight-see. Now, we better get looking."
Animan mumbled something and Momo whined about her shoes again and everybody moved out from behind the building and began to look around the construction site.
Tyler spotted a bunch of kids walking from a mall across the street and Super Hurricane warned everyone to try and not interact with anyone from the fic.
"Why?" asked UKani, "I'd like to meet them."
"Because," Super tried to explain,"you can change the entire story, resulting in massive plot holes and.." He paused, trying to think of what other consequences would occur, "I used to know what else would happen, but I forgot."
As the teens neared the construction site, everyone hid behind a building and watched as what seemed to be an Andalite ship land.
Momo, still in dire need of a new pair of shoes, spied a nice pair of sandals on one of the teens. As Animan was noting that some of those kids looked awfully familiar, she quietly snuck up behind the girl with the sandals, grabbed her by the shoulders, dragged her into a nearby bush and stole her shoes.
"Momo! Weren't you listening to a word I said!?!" Super yelled quietly.
"Honestly." Momo said unconcerned, "No."
All of a sudden, there came a deep rumbling from underneath the ground, lightning peeled from the sky and the soil split open, revealing several huge holes in the ground which swallowed the teens and the Andalite ship, several unfinished building and half of the distant mall.
"OH YEAH!" Super Hurricane tried to yell over the thunder and violent rumbling noises, "NOW I REMEMBER. WHEN YOU TAMPER WITH THE FIC, PLOT HOLES APPEAR AND THE STORY COLLAPSES IN ON ITSELF!"
"YOU COULD HAVE TOLD US THAT EARLIER!" Tyler yelled while trying to avoid flying debris.
CAN WE PLEASE GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE'RE SUCKED DOWN INTO...WHEREVER THOSE HUGE HOLES GO! Animan shouted while jumping away from another opening plot hole.
Super Hurricane quickly turned on his pen, another portal opened and everyone jumped in just as the entire fic collapsed on itself and there was a tremendous explosion. And Animan could be barely heard from inside the portal yelling, "Tyler! Your fly is-" but he didn't get to say the rest because the portal closed and I think everyone's a bit tired of hearing that line.
Will the team foolishly destroy more fics? Will Team X-treme get lazy and wait another 3 or 4 months before continuing? Stay tuned for the next chapter of: SEARCH FOR SHIVANFIRE!
A/N: Well, due to lack of interest and the fact that my other teammates have abandoned me to do these all by myself, updating these fics takes a very long time. Sorry. I'll try to update whenever possible. And, you may have noticed that the last two chapters have a different story-telling pattern and were much shorter. That's because the other three quarters of this were written by Marco who has disappeared. And, let's face it. I don't write like him. But, he'll be back soon. Don't worry, before you can say, "Uncle Charlie's bad toupee." the search party will be invading more fics and having more fun.
-Animan
Everyone fell through the gap in time-space and exited (actually, thrown- out) onto a large patch of very hard clay behind an uncompleted concrete structure.
"Okay, my neck is seriously starting to hurt from that!" moaned Momo Clause. "And by the way, I need new shoes." She said, looking sadly at her vomit-stained shoes.
"You shouldn't have been standing there." said Animan, still recovering from the horrors of the last fic.
"Where are we?" asked Ukani who was looking around at the bleak landscape.
"According to my pen, we're in a fic called Animorphs, New Reality #1." Super Hurricane mumbled slightly to himself while at the same time trying to find out where exactly they were.
"Well, considering this IS an Animorphs fic, and judging from the uncompleted buildings, I'd say we're in this fics version of 'the abandoned construction site'." Xena said to herself while trying to sound smart.
"All right, but I don't see any Animorphs around here." Tyler said looking around the back two corners of the building, "This would be a pretty crappy fic if there weren't any Animorphs."
"That isn't why we're here," reminded Super Hurricane "we're here to find Shivanfire, not to sight-see. Now, we better get looking."
Animan mumbled something and Momo whined about her shoes again and everybody moved out from behind the building and began to look around the construction site.
Tyler spotted a bunch of kids walking from a mall across the street and Super Hurricane warned everyone to try and not interact with anyone from the fic.
"Why?" asked UKani, "I'd like to meet them."
"Because," Super tried to explain,"you can change the entire story, resulting in massive plot holes and.." He paused, trying to think of what other consequences would occur, "I used to know what else would happen, but I forgot."
As the teens neared the construction site, everyone hid behind a building and watched as what seemed to be an Andalite ship land.
Momo, still in dire need of a new pair of shoes, spied a nice pair of sandals on one of the teens. As Animan was noting that some of those kids looked awfully familiar, she quietly snuck up behind the girl with the sandals, grabbed her by the shoulders, dragged her into a nearby bush and stole her shoes.
"Momo! Weren't you listening to a word I said!?!" Super yelled quietly.
"Honestly." Momo said unconcerned, "No."
All of a sudden, there came a deep rumbling from underneath the ground, lightning peeled from the sky and the soil split open, revealing several huge holes in the ground which swallowed the teens and the Andalite ship, several unfinished building and half of the distant mall.
"OH YEAH!" Super Hurricane tried to yell over the thunder and violent rumbling noises, "NOW I REMEMBER. WHEN YOU TAMPER WITH THE FIC, PLOT HOLES APPEAR AND THE STORY COLLAPSES IN ON ITSELF!"
"YOU COULD HAVE TOLD US THAT EARLIER!" Tyler yelled while trying to avoid flying debris.
CAN WE PLEASE GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE'RE SUCKED DOWN INTO...WHEREVER THOSE HUGE HOLES GO! Animan shouted while jumping away from another opening plot hole.
Super Hurricane quickly turned on his pen, another portal opened and everyone jumped in just as the entire fic collapsed on itself and there was a tremendous explosion. And Animan could be barely heard from inside the portal yelling, "Tyler! Your fly is-" but he didn't get to say the rest because the portal closed and I think everyone's a bit tired of hearing that line.
Will the team foolishly destroy more fics? Will Team X-treme get lazy and wait another 3 or 4 months before continuing? Stay tuned for the next chapter of: SEARCH FOR SHIVANFIRE!
A/N: Well, due to lack of interest and the fact that my other teammates have abandoned me to do these all by myself, updating these fics takes a very long time. Sorry. I'll try to update whenever possible. And, you may have noticed that the last two chapters have a different story-telling pattern and were much shorter. That's because the other three quarters of this were written by Marco who has disappeared. And, let's face it. I don't write like him. But, he'll be back soon. Don't worry, before you can say, "Uncle Charlie's bad toupee." the search party will be invading more fics and having more fun.
-Animan