Marco da Magnificent was bored. There was absolutely nothing to do because Marco had done all the fun stuff before and could think of nothing else to do. So, Marco just sat in a chair at the board admiring his own magnificence.
"Marco, we've been through this 5 times today. I'M NOT A CHAIR ANYMORE!" screamed Shadow as he shoved Marco off of his head.
"Wow MDM, you must be REALLY bored," said Ukani. "You've played that joke on Shadow all day now."
"Ukani?" asked Marco surprised. "How'd you get here? I just saw that you were in the last chapter for some reason even though I pulled you away from being featured in this fic."
"Yeah I know. Wasn't that weird?" Ukani said as she pulled up a chair. (Silver Fox: "I'm not a chair either!")
After a few hours of pulling out random boardies to use as chairs Marco had finally had an idea.
"Hey I know! Let's go follow Tyler and the others to see what their up to!!!" yelled Marco.
"What's the point in that?" asked Shivanfire.
Marco and Ukani quickly took out a bag and stuffed Shivanfire in it and tossed him into a grave beside his good friends "Jake the Yeerk Killer" and "Stephen 'Kingy' P."
"So what is our point in going?" asked Ukani.
"Two reasons," replied Marco. "One. Because this story obviously needs a small minor sub-plot so the audience can be entertained by our usual failed antics but somehow end up helping saving the world at the end."
"What's the second reason?" asked the newbie Salad Shooter.
Suddenly Marco and Ukani took out a bag and started stuffing Salad Shooter in, but she started morphing into one of the Powerpuff girls and tried to feed Marco to a dog named "buddy" but they got transported onto some alien planet where a demon named Volcron and his army of huge rock like monsters rule the world while the citizens cower in small cities and their only saviors were Marco, Salad Shooter, and Ukani. They saved the planet but not before Marco sacrificed his life to save Salad Shooter and Ukani and then the girls started crying and transformed into power rangers of some sort and battled the evil Volcron and thus ending his reign of terror. Soon generations had passed and the descendents of the saviors had to fight of an evil clone of Marco that was created long ago by Volcron in case he was defeated so he could have his revenge, but the evil Marco was turned good and they lived happily ever after until Shadow came in his time machine and reversed time backwards to when Marco, Salad Shooter, and Ukani first arrived and transported them back to Ani-news to the same scene they were at before this stupid filler paragraph for this chapter.
Really funny story, you should hear it again some time. But back to business
"WHAT'D YOU TRY TO STUFF ME FOR?!" screamed Salad Shooter.
"Well…technically it hasn't happened yet because we were transported back here," said Ukani.
"Yea, but in any case. The second reason is because I just really really really really like bugging Xing," said Marco.
"You've got a point there," admitted Salad Shooter.
"How can you NOT go now after hearing that reason?" said Ukani.
"To bugging the hell outta Xing! Let's go now!" screamed Marco.
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Meanwhile….
BAM!
A plot hole opened and the 5 moronic imbeciles….er….brave heroes that narrowly escaped an Animorphs fic had jumped out from the rift and landed on a pile of grass piled on top of each other.
"Get off!"
"That's my foot Animan!"
"Not this again…."
"But it's soooo tasty…."
"I'M SPARTACUS!"
After a few minutes the boardies rearranged themselves and took a look around, and they saw to their surprise that they were in a nice normal neighborhood. And the grass that they were standing on wasn't from some meadow but the front lawn of someone's house!
"Cool! This looks just like my neighborhood," cried Tyler.
"But you don't live in a neighborhood anymore, you're house burned down thanks to that fire accident that happened a year ago," said Xena.
"Right….accident, heh heh," Tyler said suspiciously.
"Anyway," said Momo. "What fic are we in Super? AND GET YOUR MOUTH AWAY FROM MY FOOT ANIMAN!"
Animan quickly stopped trying to suck Momo's shoe, crossed his arms, and slouched.
Super Hurricane ignored Animan and checked his pen. "Strange…..I can't seem to target what this fic we are in now."
"What are you talking about?!" screamed Xena.
"Well…it's not picking up any fanfic life signs," Super Hurricane started. "And….ANIMAN STOP SUCKING ON MY ARM!"
Momo took out a mallet from her pocket and whacked Animan unconscious. Momo then started looking around for something.
"Wait a second, does anyone know where Tyler is?" asked Momo.
Super Hurricane and Xena shook their heads while Animan started drooling. Slowly each of them (minus Animan) turned their heads towards the front door of the house that they were standing in front of. The front door was wide open as if somebody went inside…
"Oh crap," said Xena.
They all ran inside while Animan dangled on Super Hurricane's shoulders. The gang ran up stairs to where they believed Tyler to go to, because Tyler likes running up stairs and he's used to falling down from them too! The Searchers went to into one of the open doors where they could hear Tyler's voice.
"Tyler! Where are you?" asked Xena.
"I'm in the closet! And I'm not lost this time! I'll be out in a minute!
Naturally after about 2 hours later Tyler finally stepped out from the closet.
"Hey! Look at me guys! I finally got rid off my zipper problem."
"Tyler…You're wearing a dress."
"I got rid of my zipper problem didn't I?"
"Uh..um…oh forget it. I give up."
Suddenly the searchers could hear a loud voice coming from downstairs and since they are all very nosey decided to eavesdrop and possibly steal snacks from the fridge. But when they entered downstairs they found themselves in inside out world again.
CASSIE, I WOULD SEND YOU TO THE PLACE WHERE THE YEERKS FIRST SPREAD, YOU WOULD BE ACCOMPANIED BY OTHERS. YOU WILL BE PRESENTED WITH THE OPPURTUNITY TO DESTROY THE YEERKS, said the being known as the Ellimist.
"Is it really that simple?" said a small african-american woman.
NOTHING IS WHAT IT SEEMS CASSIE. YOU ARE RIGHT. IT IS NOT THAT SIMPLE. CRAYAK WANTED TO PUT A CHALLENGE BEFORE YOU. THA WAS THE AGREEMENT BETWEEN US. IF YOU LIVED THROUGH YOUR CHALLENGE, YOU WOULD GET THE CHANCE TO STOP THE YEERKS, BEFORE THEY EVER START INVADING AND SAVE YOUR FRIENDS. IF YOU DIE…YOU DIE. END OF STORY. NO CHANCE TO SAVE YOUR FRIENDS. YOU WOULD BE DEAD. WHAT DO YOU SAY? , finished the Ellimist.
Tyler then flew walked into view and waved to the Ellimist. "Hey Toomin ol' buddy. Where've you been?"
WHAT THE HELL? NOT YOU MORONS AGAIN, sighed the Ellimist.
"Ellimist. Who are these people?" asked Cassie.
ER…I NEVER MET THEM BEFORE IN MY LIFE. JUST AGREE…
"What do you mean you don't remember us? We helped you save the world a few chapters ago," said Xena.
DON'T REMIND ME…UGH…HUH? WHAT THE? ANIMAN! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY LEG!!!!!!
"So he IS awake," said Super Hurricane.
"This is getting a little too weird for me. Even by our standards." asked Cassie.
"Oh yea! It's Cassie the Animorph!" pointed Momo excitedly and she ran over the Cassie.
Cassie smiled at Momo. "Sorry, I don't give autographs."
"That's good. Cause I don't want one. Wanna know why?" asked Momo. "BECAUSE YOU BETRAYED JAKE!!!!!"
"Wait…I didn't…" stammered Cassie.
"That's what they all say," said Super Hurricane. "You should've been the one who died! SIC HER ANIMAN!"
ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP….I'LL JUST TRANSPORT YOU ANYWAY….LATER.
All of a sudden they were all transported away onto a huge ship. The searchers all fell on top of one another as usual, and Cassie was no where to be found.
Super Hurricane's pen started beeping so he went to go check it. "Good, the pen is now picking up fanfic signs. Apparently, we are in a fic called "Second Chances" where the Animorphs are transported back in time on the Titanic to stop the Yeerk invasion from growing, and…hey where are you guys going?"
"We're looking for Leo," said Xena and Momo.
"I'm looking for the girl who poses half naked," said Tyler.
"And I'm looking for some more legs and arms to suck," said Animan.
Super Hurricane shrugged and followed them around the boat. They searched for about an hour and couldn't find anything that they wanted. All in all being on the titanic was very boring. There was absolutely nobody interesting around….except….
"Look everyone!" said Xena. "It's Visser three!"
All of the searchers looked around, and sure enough they saw a blue furred scorpion/human/deer thing on the balcony.
"He must be here to destroy the titanic!" concluded Super Hurricane. "We have to stop him or innocent people will die!"
But as usually no one was listening to Super Hurricane, but why would you? There's usually stuff a lot better going on…and in this case…
"Hey look at Tyler!" pointed Animan.
For some unexplained reason Tyler was flying! He was floating up about 15 feet into the air waving his arms around like a birdie.
"I'm flying guys! I'm REALLY flying!" said Tyler happily.
"Wow he really is flying…." said Xena.
"How?" asked Momo.
"Maybe he's born with it…." said Super.
"Maybe it's Maybeline…." replied Animan.
What is the meaning of Visser 3 being in the fic? Why do the authors of this fanfic like taking slogans from different companies? Why is Marco still in this fanfic?
Find out on the next episode of "The Search for Shivanfire!"
P.S. Thanks to the author of Second Chances for letting us use your fic. Go read it if you haven't1 It's actually quite good!