Don't own Yugioh. You already knew that.

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Yugi: Yami? Did you eat my doughnut?

Yami:...Aibou, I don't need to eat.

Yugi: Yes but you COULD!!!

Yami:.......I'm on a diet.

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Tea: Yugi, will you go out with me

Yugi: (looks WAY up at her) ...AHHHH!!!!!! GIIIAAAANNT!!!!!!!!!!! (runs away screaming)

Tea:..........

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Mai: Will I'm a girl! :(

Yami Malik: .............

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.......well I'm Egyptian! :p

Mai:..........well I'm pretty!!

Yami Malik: Well I'm a weird-Egyptian-spirit-thingy-borne-of-Malik's-pain- and-yada-yada!!

Mai:...

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Yami Bakura: (is cutting himself because he is bored)

Ryou:............you know, people who do that usually have major problems.

Yami Bakura: *GLARE*

Ryou: *cower* Or, um, maybe I'm just getting confused with something else...heheh...(very nervous)

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(This makes fun of the Shounen Ai thing)

Seto: Yami, see you tonight, then?

Yami: All right, see you then! ^^

(THAT NIGHT)

Seto: You play hard, Yami,

Yami: Would you ever expect me to play any other way?

(Scene shows to be Yami and Seto dueling and glaring maliciously at each other) (A/N- what did you think it was? Naughty, Naughty, ^__~ )

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Tea: Let's go Yugi!! Friendship and Teamwork will always prevail! ^_____^

Yugi: (Loses his duel pitifully)..........or not......

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Yami: (walking down the street and humming. He finally reaches the coffee shop and orders a Latte)

Bee: (thinking) do I smell nectar?? (Flies annoyingly around Yami's Latte)

Yami: Rrrr!!! Leave my Latte alone!!

Bee: (thinking) yuuuumm......

Yami: ALL RIGHT!!! THAT IS IT!!!! I SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!! (things get all bright from the Millennium Puzzle and Yami appears all dark and stuff)

Everyone Else at Shop: o.O

Yami:......

Everyone Else at Shop: (goes back to whatever they were doing)

Yami:.......

Bee #3847526: (thinking) Do I smell nectar??

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Yami Malik: (Is staring at his Teddy Bear)

Yami Malik: ......yes oh great one I shall get the millennium items for you.....

Yami Malik: ......yes and soon the world shall be ours.....

Yami Malik: ......teddy, you are the most brilliantest person in the universe.....

Malik: (thinking) I knew that he was evil and insane.....but schizophrenic??

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Yami: (battling Seto, about to win. He is about to set down the winning card when an orange soda on the machine spills and the holographic generator short-circuts)

Yami: JOOOOOEEEEYYYY!!!!!! THAT'S THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: Does that mean I win?

Joey: ...uh....woops........?.........again....?

Seto: I officially declair myself the winner by default. ^__^

Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOOEEY!!! I'M GOING TO SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!!!!!

Joey: Again? Man, I hate it there. It sucks. Ryou just got me out, too! (pouts) Besides, there aren't any hot chicks there! (pouts again)

Yami: -_-;;;; (uses his magic to send Joey to the Shadow Realm.....again...)

Seto:..................

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.....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! I AM VICTORIOUS!!!! AGAIN!!!!!! (goes into insane fits of high-pitched, maniacal laughter)

Yami: Rrrrrrr..... -_-+++++ (sends Seto to the Shadow Realm)

(IN THE SHADOW REALM)

Joey:.......What are YOU doing here? Like it wasn't bad enough already!!!

Seto: ..........shuddup Chiwawa.

Jou: (thinking) what happened with my name? (out loud) QUIT CALLING ME A DOG!!!!!!!!!!

Seto:................chiwawa. :p

Jou:.........+++++ I hate you........

Seto:....... I know. ^^ heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeeeeeee.......!!!!!

Jou:.....?

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Yami: Surf's up!!

Yugi: ??

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