Finally I have done the second and last chapter!! I HAVE DONE A FANFIC!! ALL BOW BEFORE ME!!
Tasuki: *laughs evily* Rekka Shinen!!
Wufei: *snickers* Look at them burn!
Tasuki: *laughs again and burns all the soldiers and troops*
Wufei: Kisama! Now there's none left for me!
Tasuki: Oops….gomen? *whispers Rekka Shinen and burns the ashes*
Wufei: …Can you even do that?
Tasuki: Apparently…oh well-shit!! We better get back or Nuriko'll kick my ass!!
Wufei: *snorts* Don't be afraid of that weak onna.
Tasuki: HE'S NOT AN ONNA! *softly* He's my 'bito….
Wufei: *sighs* Well lets go back then. Mine knows his place.
**Both go back to safehouse courtesy of Nataku airlines**
Wufei: *walks in only to be smacked down by Duo*
Duo: Kisama! You were killing people again without me!
Wufei: No! It isn't what it looks like!
Nuriko: *glares and cracks knuckles*
Tasuki: *whimpers* He made me do it!
Wufei: Lying bastard! *grabs him and starts fighting with Tasuki*
**Elton John's Street Fighting Man comes on**
Tasuki: *pauses* What the hell was that?
**Music stops**
Wufei: C'mon you pansy! (…has somebody been watching too much Monty Python?)
**Music resumes**
Nuriko: Damn where is it coming from?!
Duo: *shrugs and grabs some popcorn, watches the fight*
Nuriko: …*joins in*
Tasuki and Wufei: *shirts get ripped off in fighting*
Duo and Nuriko: *catcalls and whistles* YEAH!!
Tasuki and Wufei: *both look uncomfortable*
Tasuki: Nurikooooo stop looking at me that way….
Nuriko: *lustful eyes* shuup angel…. *grabs Tasuki and ties him up with a sash*
Audience: KINKY!
Nuriko: Now I'll look all I want!
Tasuki: *fidgeting as fan girls circle in beside Nuriko*
Duo: *undoes his hair*
Wufei: *stops yelling and mesmerized, drawn to Duo's hair like the trite moth to the trite flame* ooooooooo
Duo: *shakes it and runs away*
Wufei: *chases after him until he smacks right into a wall, looks dazed*
Duo: *comes after him with a mini-scythe he got off the home shopping network*
Wufei: *screams…like a banshee on crack* (it need a simile I swear!)
**Duo chases Wufei around scythe clutched tightly**
Tasuki: *crying brokenly as fan girls touch him*
Nuriko: *cackles* Now do you want 'bito to save you?
Tasuki: *singing Remy Zero from Smallville* Somebody save me!! I don't care how you do it just save me! Let your warm arms break right through!
Nuriko: *punches out fan girls* Okay Miaka will never tell you about a hot young Clark Kent again.
Tasuki: *weeps* No!!! I promise not to set random things on fire without permission again!
Nuriko: *comforts him until he realizes Tasuki's naked from the fan girls ravishing him and decides to do some of his own but moving to the bedroom*
Audience: Boo.
Nuriko: *pokes head out* what?
Audience: We wanna see!!
Nuriko: Can't, not rated NC-17.
Audience: WHAT?! KILL THE AUTHORESS!
TNB: *screams and runs away leaving computer as fan girls, the ones who bought replica's of Heero's gun chase after her shrieking OMAE O KOROSU*
Duo: *evil laugh and types quickly on the computer*
Wufei: *vanishes into Duo's room tied to a bed naked*
Duo: *cackles and leaves the comp to also have some 'fun' of his own*
**much later a certain blonde pilot enters the safe house**
Quatre: *comes in and sees the blinking computer* Huh Heero-kun must have left his laptop on…*smiles and decides to write an innocent story*
**In a colony far far away one clown mercenary loses all his clothes during a performance**
--The morale of the lesson here kiddies: computers are dangerous and should be used with extreme caution otherwise you might get naked anime men running around the place! *fan girls all rush to computers slowing down all servers for TNB to upload sites* Damnit. --