Part 18 "Movie Night, Food Fight"
Wow! I can't believe I got 26 reviews! To everyone who wants me to share Milo and Chad, NO! The police are making me share them already. I won't share Luke either because he gives me free coffee. LOL! I don't own anyone, just the people you've never heard of (Danielle, Twilight, other people).
Another note, this chapter is dedicated to Christopher and Cynthia for a great engagement and happy marriage. Once again, thanks for the great reviews!
The doorbell rang and Lorelai ran to answer it. There stood Luke wearing his usual plaid shirt carrying a whole bag full of kitchen supplies and ingredients. "Hey Luke, glad you could make it!"
"Yeah. Where's Jess?"
"You care about your nephew?"
"No, he's going to help me make dinner."
"Oh, Jess and Rory are in her room discussing books and all that."
"Ok, Jess! Get down here!"
"This is weird, it seems like if you guys live at my house."
"Jess! Get down here!"
Jess slowly clambered downstairs with Rory at his side. "What is it Uncle Luke?"
"I said, just Luke."
"Yeah, what is it, Lucas?"
"Luke! Just plain old Luke."
"Ok, just plain old Luke, why do you need me down here?" Luke looked aggravated by Lorelai and Jess.
"I need you to help me make dinner."
"But just plain old Luke, you make your own food for me and Rory everyday."
"Well just plain old Lorelai, I need Jess to help me."
"Lorelai is not a plain name right Rory?"
"Right! Lorelai is the name owned by Lorelai Gilmore the first. Lorelai Gilmore the second, that's Mom. And Lorelai Gilmore the third, that's me."
"I get it. So do I have to cook dinner by myself?"
"Yep."
"You got that right because me and Rory can't cook."
"Yes Uncle Luke because I don't feel like helping you."
"What if I don't feel like cooking?"
"Then you have to eat carry out."
"Fine, I'm cooking."
Luke headed into the kitchen and started to cook. After half an hour of Lorelai, Rory, and Jess's teasing, Luke finally managed to cook all the food (and extra food) that they requested. Lorelai put in a video that was a complete joke. Lorelai said that she needed to go to the bathroom and change, Rory said that she needed to get a book, and Jess just sat there with Luke. Suddenly the video went on and the theme song with Hooked on Phonics went on. * Don't ask me where that came from. I was looking through the attic one day and I found that video. I don't even know if Hooked on Phonics has a theme song!*
"What? Lorelai watches Hooked on Phonics every movie night? Is this a joke?"
"I don't know. Lorelai could watch anything I guess."
Jess looked around to see when the food fight would begin. Finally he saw Lorelai picking up a handful of popcorn and got ready to throw it at Luke. Rory picked up a French fry and before they knew it, it was a food fight. Everyone was aiming at each other and everyone got hit by at least 10 pieces of food. But Luke got hit the most, Luke didn't even duck once because he was too confused by what was happening.
"Guys! Stop it!"
"Try and stop us, just plain old Luke."
"Hey, I made that food and you're wasting it."
"So what!" After Lorelai's comment, she threw another fry at Luke.
Finally the theme song for Hooked on Phonics ended and the food fight stopped. Instead, Lorelai threw a cushion at Luke and Luke did the same to Jess. Jess threw the cushion at Rory but she ducked instead it hit Lorelai. Lorelai got ready to wham Jess but Jess already threw another one at her. So a new fight began and it was the start of the cushion fight. Finally, it got boring so it the fun ended there. They finally took time to look at the clock and it was 11 O' Clock at night so Lorelai suggested that Luke stays at their house too.
"Luke, it's 11 at night. You can camp out here for one night."
"I'm just afraid that I might find shaving cream all over me."
"We wouldn't do that."
"I guess it wouldn't hurt to try one night."
"That's the sprit, Luke!" Lorelai quickly ran upstairs to the lien closet and grabbed a purple blanket with candy all over it.
"I'm going to use that blanket while Jess is using this blanket?"
"Yep. We'll get you settled down over in the living room. Jess gets the couch and you can have the floor."
"No way! I'm not sleeping on the floor!"
"Luke, have you ever gone camping?"
"Once, with my Dad-"
"Well this is just like camping except the worms and bugs."
"Fine. Do I at least get a pillow?"
"Sure!" Rory tossed Luke a cushion but it hit him in the head instead. "Sorry Luke, I didn't mean to hit you in the head!"
"That's all right Rory." Luke gave Rory a big smile. Then he sighed and wondered how the night was going to go.
"So can I hit you in the head with a cushion by accident too?"
"NO! Lorelai you can't!"
"Oh well, cushion fights are so five minutes ago."
"We had the cushion fight 30 minutes ago, can you not tell time?"
"It's an expression Uncle Luke."
"Oh." Luke looked a little bit embarrassed for the first time.
"Ok, so Jess is sleeping on the couch and Luke is sleeping on the floor. Perfect! Let's go and get our beauty sleep, babe."
"Your wish is my command."
"What if I sent you to steal Kirk's jockstraps? Would you steal them?"
"Does Kirk even have jockstraps?"
"I don't know and I don't want to find out."
"Good, I wouldn't even think of touching it."
"What if I sent you to steal Taylor's underwear?"
"Is this turning into truth or dare?"
"Yep. Let's play."
"Okey Dokey!"
"I'm in!" Jess got into the circle made by Lorelai and Rory. "What about you Uncle Luke?"
"No, I'm not playing those games."
"Come on Luke."
"Yeah, before Mom starts on her rant on pleasing."
"Please, please, please, please!"
"Fine." Luke got into the circle also. "So who's first?"
"Me!" Lorelai waved her hand around. No one decided to argue with her because they all knew what would happen. "Okay, Luke. Truth or Dare?"
"Truth." Luke would always stay on the safe side.
"Do you, Luke Danes, promise or is vow? Anyway, do you promise to tell the truth and only the truth?"
"I thought it was supposed to be short."
"Just answer yes!"
"Ok, yes."
"What color underwear are you wearing?"
"I don't know!"
"You should because you put it on every morning, right?" Rory had a concerned look on her face as if Luke only wears new underwear once a week.
"Of course I put on new underwear everyday!"
"So what color is it?"
"Am supposed to check?"
"If you don't know, yeah!"
"Ok." Luke had an uneasy look on his face but pulled up his pants and looked. Luke's eyes saw that it was pink with purple polka dots. "There are two colors!"
"Well tell both of them. Luke wears striped underwear! To match his plaid shirts probably!" Lorelai teased Luke.
"I do not! It's polka dotted!" Luke's words slipped out of his mouth and the instant it did, everyone started laughing.
"Haha! Luke wears polka dotted underwear! Is it pink and purple?"
"No!"
"Then what color is it?"
"I'm not playing anymore."
"Then it is pink and purple!"
"This is boring, I'm not playing anymore."
"Fine. Let's play spin the bottle."
"With the four of us?"
"Jess, we can recruit the whole town including Taylor, Miss Patty, Babette- "
"Hold it right there, we're not playing."
"Mini-me, no one seems to have the party sprit around here."
"Right!"
"So what should we play? Seven minutes in Heaven?"
"Eww! No way Mom!"
"Ok. Let's just watch another movie."
"Can we go to bed? I have to take the breakfast shift tomorrow morning."
"Luke, this is a sleepover! You go home around 10. In this case, you'll go home around 11."
"Why?"
"Because you'll be so tired you'll sleep straight through."
"Ok." Luke had the uneasy look on his face again.
"So let's watch a movie. What do you want to watch?"
"Uh, I don't know. What do you have?"
"Lots of movies! Peter Pan?"
"I guess." Rory, Lorelai, and Jess had to gulp in their laughter because they couldn't believe that Luke would want to watch Peter Pan.
"Luke, do you like Peter Pan?"
"No, but you guys watch Hooked on Phonics so Peter Pan is better than that!"
"Luke, on movie nights we watch cool and good movies like Bring it On. Ever heard of that?"
"No."
"Uh, maybe you like Coneheads. It's a really bad movie but maybe you've watched it."
"Nope."
"Clueless?" Luke shook his head again.
"Maybe old movies, Last Dance?"
"I've heard of that."
"So we can watch that." Lorelai put in Last Dance in the VCR and it began. Rory snuggled up close to Jess and Lorelai got sad again. She was afraid that Rory would make the same mistake that she did herself. Finally, Lorelai and Jess got a chance to talk when Jess said he had to go to the bathroom.
"Why are you following me into the bathroom?"
"Because I need to talk to you."
"Well, are you going to talk to me?"
"Yeah, if you hurt Rory in any way. You are going to be so dead!"
"Okay. Why do you hate me?"
"Because I'm afraid that Rory's going to love you so much and then she'll do the same thing I did."
"So do you hate me?"
"No, I'm just afraid. When you're afraid you do everything you try to prevent it from happening."
"So if you'll kill me that means you did it because you were afraid?"
"No, Jess Mariano! You're so annoying sometimes. Anyway, don't hurt Rory and don't try to sleep with her. She's so innocent."
"Ok, I got it. I wouldn't even think of hurting her."
"Good." Lorelai left Jess to go to the bathroom and went back to the living room and sat close to Rory. Luke was too busy watching Last Dance to even notice that Lorelai had come back.
A/N: I really like that movie and I know it's old but I just like it. Ok?
"Why'd you follow Jess into the bathroom?"
"I needed to talk to him. Look at Luke, he's so tense."
"I know, it's scary."
"Very, after the movie ends, let's play some pranks."
"Sure. All to Luke."
"Yep, you better not put shaving cream in my hair."
"I won't, don't worry."
"Good, mini-me." Lorelai and Rory's conversation ended there because Luke shhed them. Jess finally cam back and Lorelai told him about playing pranks on Luke so he had to stay awake and go upstairs to tell them when Luke was asleep. Jess knew that the night was going to be very interesting.
Ok, so I love the reviews (27! Yeah!) and Kirk isn't going to date Lorelai anymore but will Dean come back for revenge? So hurry up and review. Everyone knows about school, I don't know where you live but school is either starting or has already started so I'm not going to type as much because I have homework and other stuff. I'll also try to spend 25% of my homework time by writing what's going to happen next. So good luck on this school year and if you don't go to school, have a great half- year. Thanks again for all the reviews and if I've reviewed your stuff, please continue it.
To everyone that doesn't like my story or thinks I should slow it down, I would still like your comments so press the bleu/purple button and make me feel like I have readers. So Chad is my man and Milo is my other man and Dean does whatever I want him to do. Lorelai and Rory are my fashion experts. Please review!
Wow! I can't believe I got 26 reviews! To everyone who wants me to share Milo and Chad, NO! The police are making me share them already. I won't share Luke either because he gives me free coffee. LOL! I don't own anyone, just the people you've never heard of (Danielle, Twilight, other people).
Another note, this chapter is dedicated to Christopher and Cynthia for a great engagement and happy marriage. Once again, thanks for the great reviews!
The doorbell rang and Lorelai ran to answer it. There stood Luke wearing his usual plaid shirt carrying a whole bag full of kitchen supplies and ingredients. "Hey Luke, glad you could make it!"
"Yeah. Where's Jess?"
"You care about your nephew?"
"No, he's going to help me make dinner."
"Oh, Jess and Rory are in her room discussing books and all that."
"Ok, Jess! Get down here!"
"This is weird, it seems like if you guys live at my house."
"Jess! Get down here!"
Jess slowly clambered downstairs with Rory at his side. "What is it Uncle Luke?"
"I said, just Luke."
"Yeah, what is it, Lucas?"
"Luke! Just plain old Luke."
"Ok, just plain old Luke, why do you need me down here?" Luke looked aggravated by Lorelai and Jess.
"I need you to help me make dinner."
"But just plain old Luke, you make your own food for me and Rory everyday."
"Well just plain old Lorelai, I need Jess to help me."
"Lorelai is not a plain name right Rory?"
"Right! Lorelai is the name owned by Lorelai Gilmore the first. Lorelai Gilmore the second, that's Mom. And Lorelai Gilmore the third, that's me."
"I get it. So do I have to cook dinner by myself?"
"Yep."
"You got that right because me and Rory can't cook."
"Yes Uncle Luke because I don't feel like helping you."
"What if I don't feel like cooking?"
"Then you have to eat carry out."
"Fine, I'm cooking."
Luke headed into the kitchen and started to cook. After half an hour of Lorelai, Rory, and Jess's teasing, Luke finally managed to cook all the food (and extra food) that they requested. Lorelai put in a video that was a complete joke. Lorelai said that she needed to go to the bathroom and change, Rory said that she needed to get a book, and Jess just sat there with Luke. Suddenly the video went on and the theme song with Hooked on Phonics went on. * Don't ask me where that came from. I was looking through the attic one day and I found that video. I don't even know if Hooked on Phonics has a theme song!*
"What? Lorelai watches Hooked on Phonics every movie night? Is this a joke?"
"I don't know. Lorelai could watch anything I guess."
Jess looked around to see when the food fight would begin. Finally he saw Lorelai picking up a handful of popcorn and got ready to throw it at Luke. Rory picked up a French fry and before they knew it, it was a food fight. Everyone was aiming at each other and everyone got hit by at least 10 pieces of food. But Luke got hit the most, Luke didn't even duck once because he was too confused by what was happening.
"Guys! Stop it!"
"Try and stop us, just plain old Luke."
"Hey, I made that food and you're wasting it."
"So what!" After Lorelai's comment, she threw another fry at Luke.
Finally the theme song for Hooked on Phonics ended and the food fight stopped. Instead, Lorelai threw a cushion at Luke and Luke did the same to Jess. Jess threw the cushion at Rory but she ducked instead it hit Lorelai. Lorelai got ready to wham Jess but Jess already threw another one at her. So a new fight began and it was the start of the cushion fight. Finally, it got boring so it the fun ended there. They finally took time to look at the clock and it was 11 O' Clock at night so Lorelai suggested that Luke stays at their house too.
"Luke, it's 11 at night. You can camp out here for one night."
"I'm just afraid that I might find shaving cream all over me."
"We wouldn't do that."
"I guess it wouldn't hurt to try one night."
"That's the sprit, Luke!" Lorelai quickly ran upstairs to the lien closet and grabbed a purple blanket with candy all over it.
"I'm going to use that blanket while Jess is using this blanket?"
"Yep. We'll get you settled down over in the living room. Jess gets the couch and you can have the floor."
"No way! I'm not sleeping on the floor!"
"Luke, have you ever gone camping?"
"Once, with my Dad-"
"Well this is just like camping except the worms and bugs."
"Fine. Do I at least get a pillow?"
"Sure!" Rory tossed Luke a cushion but it hit him in the head instead. "Sorry Luke, I didn't mean to hit you in the head!"
"That's all right Rory." Luke gave Rory a big smile. Then he sighed and wondered how the night was going to go.
"So can I hit you in the head with a cushion by accident too?"
"NO! Lorelai you can't!"
"Oh well, cushion fights are so five minutes ago."
"We had the cushion fight 30 minutes ago, can you not tell time?"
"It's an expression Uncle Luke."
"Oh." Luke looked a little bit embarrassed for the first time.
"Ok, so Jess is sleeping on the couch and Luke is sleeping on the floor. Perfect! Let's go and get our beauty sleep, babe."
"Your wish is my command."
"What if I sent you to steal Kirk's jockstraps? Would you steal them?"
"Does Kirk even have jockstraps?"
"I don't know and I don't want to find out."
"Good, I wouldn't even think of touching it."
"What if I sent you to steal Taylor's underwear?"
"Is this turning into truth or dare?"
"Yep. Let's play."
"Okey Dokey!"
"I'm in!" Jess got into the circle made by Lorelai and Rory. "What about you Uncle Luke?"
"No, I'm not playing those games."
"Come on Luke."
"Yeah, before Mom starts on her rant on pleasing."
"Please, please, please, please!"
"Fine." Luke got into the circle also. "So who's first?"
"Me!" Lorelai waved her hand around. No one decided to argue with her because they all knew what would happen. "Okay, Luke. Truth or Dare?"
"Truth." Luke would always stay on the safe side.
"Do you, Luke Danes, promise or is vow? Anyway, do you promise to tell the truth and only the truth?"
"I thought it was supposed to be short."
"Just answer yes!"
"Ok, yes."
"What color underwear are you wearing?"
"I don't know!"
"You should because you put it on every morning, right?" Rory had a concerned look on her face as if Luke only wears new underwear once a week.
"Of course I put on new underwear everyday!"
"So what color is it?"
"Am supposed to check?"
"If you don't know, yeah!"
"Ok." Luke had an uneasy look on his face but pulled up his pants and looked. Luke's eyes saw that it was pink with purple polka dots. "There are two colors!"
"Well tell both of them. Luke wears striped underwear! To match his plaid shirts probably!" Lorelai teased Luke.
"I do not! It's polka dotted!" Luke's words slipped out of his mouth and the instant it did, everyone started laughing.
"Haha! Luke wears polka dotted underwear! Is it pink and purple?"
"No!"
"Then what color is it?"
"I'm not playing anymore."
"Then it is pink and purple!"
"This is boring, I'm not playing anymore."
"Fine. Let's play spin the bottle."
"With the four of us?"
"Jess, we can recruit the whole town including Taylor, Miss Patty, Babette- "
"Hold it right there, we're not playing."
"Mini-me, no one seems to have the party sprit around here."
"Right!"
"So what should we play? Seven minutes in Heaven?"
"Eww! No way Mom!"
"Ok. Let's just watch another movie."
"Can we go to bed? I have to take the breakfast shift tomorrow morning."
"Luke, this is a sleepover! You go home around 10. In this case, you'll go home around 11."
"Why?"
"Because you'll be so tired you'll sleep straight through."
"Ok." Luke had the uneasy look on his face again.
"So let's watch a movie. What do you want to watch?"
"Uh, I don't know. What do you have?"
"Lots of movies! Peter Pan?"
"I guess." Rory, Lorelai, and Jess had to gulp in their laughter because they couldn't believe that Luke would want to watch Peter Pan.
"Luke, do you like Peter Pan?"
"No, but you guys watch Hooked on Phonics so Peter Pan is better than that!"
"Luke, on movie nights we watch cool and good movies like Bring it On. Ever heard of that?"
"No."
"Uh, maybe you like Coneheads. It's a really bad movie but maybe you've watched it."
"Nope."
"Clueless?" Luke shook his head again.
"Maybe old movies, Last Dance?"
"I've heard of that."
"So we can watch that." Lorelai put in Last Dance in the VCR and it began. Rory snuggled up close to Jess and Lorelai got sad again. She was afraid that Rory would make the same mistake that she did herself. Finally, Lorelai and Jess got a chance to talk when Jess said he had to go to the bathroom.
"Why are you following me into the bathroom?"
"Because I need to talk to you."
"Well, are you going to talk to me?"
"Yeah, if you hurt Rory in any way. You are going to be so dead!"
"Okay. Why do you hate me?"
"Because I'm afraid that Rory's going to love you so much and then she'll do the same thing I did."
"So do you hate me?"
"No, I'm just afraid. When you're afraid you do everything you try to prevent it from happening."
"So if you'll kill me that means you did it because you were afraid?"
"No, Jess Mariano! You're so annoying sometimes. Anyway, don't hurt Rory and don't try to sleep with her. She's so innocent."
"Ok, I got it. I wouldn't even think of hurting her."
"Good." Lorelai left Jess to go to the bathroom and went back to the living room and sat close to Rory. Luke was too busy watching Last Dance to even notice that Lorelai had come back.
A/N: I really like that movie and I know it's old but I just like it. Ok?
"Why'd you follow Jess into the bathroom?"
"I needed to talk to him. Look at Luke, he's so tense."
"I know, it's scary."
"Very, after the movie ends, let's play some pranks."
"Sure. All to Luke."
"Yep, you better not put shaving cream in my hair."
"I won't, don't worry."
"Good, mini-me." Lorelai and Rory's conversation ended there because Luke shhed them. Jess finally cam back and Lorelai told him about playing pranks on Luke so he had to stay awake and go upstairs to tell them when Luke was asleep. Jess knew that the night was going to be very interesting.
Ok, so I love the reviews (27! Yeah!) and Kirk isn't going to date Lorelai anymore but will Dean come back for revenge? So hurry up and review. Everyone knows about school, I don't know where you live but school is either starting or has already started so I'm not going to type as much because I have homework and other stuff. I'll also try to spend 25% of my homework time by writing what's going to happen next. So good luck on this school year and if you don't go to school, have a great half- year. Thanks again for all the reviews and if I've reviewed your stuff, please continue it.
To everyone that doesn't like my story or thinks I should slow it down, I would still like your comments so press the bleu/purple button and make me feel like I have readers. So Chad is my man and Milo is my other man and Dean does whatever I want him to do. Lorelai and Rory are my fashion experts. Please review!