Part 20 "Star Light, Star Bright, This Night"
Hey, I hope everyone who is already in school has had a great start of the year. For those who haven't started school yet, I hope you still enjoy your summer vacation. I'm so busy these days! I had like 9 phone calls yesterday and I talked like 30 minutes with each of them and then I had to do something else. I'm also watching American Idol. Does anyone else watch that? I hope Kelly wins!
Jess was staring mindlessly at a picture of Rory when she was 7. Rory had her marvelous blue eyes captured directly into the picture. Her teeth were shiny white even though Rory and Lorelai didn't believe that much in dental hygiene. Rory's lovely lips were formed in a perfect smile. Jess's thinking suddenly got interrupted with loud and continuos snoring. Jess was about to go upstairs when he heard a spraying sound. Jess looked around and saw Lorelai holding a whip cream bottle and spraying it onto Luke's face. Jess couldn't find Rory but soon enough, she came back with hair dye. Rory held the bottle close to Jess but he couldn't make out the color it was. When Rory sprayed the hair dye onto Luke, Jess saw the color pink. Jess had trouble holding back the giggles and all of them let out a couple of giggles but Luke was too sound asleep to even hear them.
Jess knew he had to do a prank so he went into the kitchen and finally found what he wanted, honey. Although the Gilmores didn't do much cooking, they had honey in their house. Jess sneaked back into the living room and saw Lorelai and Rory busy spraying away. Jess showed them the honey and even Lorelai couldn't believe he was doing that. Jess opened the cap and sent the sweet, golden honey slowly dripping onto Luke's body. Luke groaned and shifted a little, they were all afraid that Luke would wake up but he didn't. When Jess finally finished with the honey, Luke looked extremely silly. Having, pink hair with whipped cream all over it was bad enough but having honey on your body was even worse. Lorelai though of something great and went to Luke supplies, she found a box of blueberries and slowly sticked one blueberry at a time onto Luke's body with Rory's help.
"I can't believe this s happening." Lorelai whispered to Rory.
"What's happening? Us doing pranks on Luke or you and Jess getting along?"
"Both. I've dreamed of this day forever."
"For you and Jess to get along?"
"No, for us to play pranks on Luke."
"Oh. Let me get the silly string now."
"I'll get the happy birthday banners."
"And Luke will never know where he is."
"Right." Lorelai and Rory departed their ways and a jealous person was watching dying to be Jess. To be with Rory forever and always, to have Rory call him every night before she went to bed, and to have her love once again.
Rory got three bottles of silly string in the colors pink, purple, and green. Lorelai got all of Rory's happy birthday banners and a Merry Christmas banner too. Lorelai somehow got one of the baby Jesus' legs from the Stars Hollow Christmas play every year and decided to bring that along too. After they were done, it didn't look like the Gilmore living room anymore, it looked like a well played prank on Luke.
"Rory, I need coffee."
"I need it too. I'm so tired and I never get tired."
"Rory, Lorelai, it's 3 in the morning. We spent that much time doing the prank on Luke."
"Ok, I'm going to bed now. Come on Rory. 'Night Jess. I'm beginning to like you, you know."
"Really, I like that except I don't want to sleep down here."
"Why? Are you afraid we might pour honey all over you?"
"No. I have a better idea, let's do a really good prank on Luke."
"We've done a good job, Rory and we're all tired."
"No, we go to the diner to sleep and Jess can make us coffee. We can sleep in the diner and lock Luke out!"
"My oh my, you do have my evil mind after all. Let's go Jess!"
"Don't you guys need blankets?"
"Doesn't Luke have blankets?"
"Yeah but he never washes his and I never wash mine and his is really old, torn, and ratty."
"Eww, I'm bringing my own blanket now."
"Me too, let's go get them Mom." Lorelai and Rory walked upstairs together and they went their ways to their rooms. Rory got her blanket that had cakes and coffee all over it and Lorelai got a simple cream colored blanket that was queen size. They were both smart enough to get their own pillows so they didn't have to sleep on Luke's or Jess's.
"I see you both have your stuff."
"You have that right, Sherlock!"
"Of course, Waston."
"Can we go already?" Lorelai was getting tired of Rory and Jess talking, she couldn't wait until next morning.
"All righty!" The three of them walked to Luke's Diner in less than 3 minutes. Jess led the way inside and they all headed upstairs.
"I get Luke's bed because it's bigger!"
"I want Luke's bed!"
"How about if both of you share?"
"No! I called it first, Rory!"
"I got on it first!"
"Calling it means you get it!"
"I'm not getting off!"
"How about if you sleep on Jess's bed and Jess sleeps on the couch?"
"We don't have the couch anymore, Lorelai."
"Uh, then Jess sleeps on the floor and you sleep on his bed?"
"I don't have the sleeping bag."
"I don't know!"
"Why don't you go and sleep on Jess's bed yourself?"
"He's your boyfriend and you like him and all!" Jess had a special feeling that Lorelai had finally accepted the fact that Rory and him were having a relationship now and Lorelai admitted that Rory liked him.
"Then what are we going to do?"
"I know! Clarissa will explain it all!"
"Since when do you watch that show, Mom?"
"I don't know, I heard this little girl talking about it in the diner. She looked kind of like the evil Paris."
"The place Paris or the girl Paris who tried to be my girlfriend?"
"The girl. I told you Mom that Paris and I are non-enemies."
"Ok, Paris your non-enemy person. Is that right?"
"Yes, so Clarissa, explain please."
"Well, you and Jess can sleep in his bed and I get to sleep on Luke's bed."
"You trust us to do that?"
"Yeah, it's not like Rory suddenly gets really awake and wants to take off her clothes."
"Mom!" Rory tried to stop her mother but Lorelai kept on going.
"And then you, Jess, decide to take off your clothes."
"MOM! Stop it! I'm so glad this is Jess. At least he gets to know all my mom's weird and strange ways before you freak out and decide to run away."
"I'm on the verge of that right now."
"So are you going to use my plan?"
Rory looked at Jess and he gave a slight nod. "I guess, we can't think of anything else."
"Ok, off you go my dears." Lorelai gave a slight push to Rory and Jess.
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Well, I can't think of anything else to write so I'm posting this much right now. I'll add more to this chapter later. You know the usual claimer and how much time I spend with Chad and Milo. The reason why Chad is not coming back to Gilmore Girls this coming season (crying) is because he wants to spend more time with me and less time for Gilmore fans like you to drool all over him. I told Milo to continue his job even though he didn't want to or else the story would be horrible. Yes, you know how much of bad liar I am so keep me happy with your reviews. (Takes a drink of Frappichino from Starbucks.) R&R as always! Review and press that button! I love the reviews by the way but I still want YOU to review! // // // Okay, time to continue again! I just thought of something (you don't have to read this paragraph if you don't want to waste your time), I wonder if we'll still go to this site when we have kids, grandkids, married, great job, great house, all that, and I'll be like "Oh! Caffepazzesco signed on!" Or maybe, "Yeah! Another person reviewed this!" Really, I wonder if we'll still be on this site. Please, please, someone review! I'm stuck at 29 reviews and I won't continue until I have 34 reviews! As you know, I'm not trying to be greedy and all but I want more reviews!
// // Rory and Jess walked into Jess's room and Rory threw herself onto the bed. Jess and Rory both heard a bouncing sound and wondered what it was. They peeked outside and saw Lorelai jumping on Luke's bed and trying to do flips but barely succeeding.
"Mom! What are you doing to Luke's bed?"
"First of all, it's not Luke's bed anymore, it's Leanne! And now Leanne needs a good bounce on herself. Are you bouncing on Leigh?"
"You named my bed after Rory's middle name?"
"Yeah, you guys are dating so I guess your bed should be named after your girlfriend!"
"Mom! Jess can name his bed whatever he wants."
"Can I not name it?"
"Nope, you have to name it!"
"Lorelai, it's my bed. I'll just name it bed."
"No, name it Betty, Jess."
"Yeah Jess, listen to your girlfriend."
"NO! I hate that name! I'll just call it Leigh. And Luke's bed should be called Victoria."
"What are you getting at, you punk?"
"Oh, nothing. Victoria is just a nice name."
"How do you even know my middle name, you punk?"
"Oh, I just heard from someone I know."
"Rory? You didn't did you?"
"No! Of course not, I would never tell your middle name to Jess."
"Jess, Luke's bed is Leanne."
"Too late!" Jess took a piece of paper and wrote Victoria on it. Then he took a piece of tape and stuck it onto Luke's bed. Next he took the marker again and wrote Victoria on it.
"You punk!" Lorelai snatched the pen away from him and wrote Leigh in big letters on Jess's bed.
"I don't really care if Rory's middle name is on my bed because I like her. Yet you don't want anyone to know that you like-"
"Don't even think of ending that sentence."
"So you admit that you like Luke."
"I do not! Rory help me out here." Jess and Lorelai turned to see where Rory was standing and they saw her on the floor with her eyes closed.
"Rory! Wake up! Oh my god Jess, Rory fainted or something."
"Has she ever fainted before?"
"No, we Gilmores do not faint." Lorelai focused her attention back on Rory. Rory groaned and began to snore. "I guess she didn't faint after all."
"All that commotion for nothing."
"Hi Mom."
"Rory! You scared me! We thought you fainted or something. Oh I should've known, you never snore."
"That was so funny, you guys thought I fainted!"
"I can't wait until morning to find Luke."
"Me too! Let's go to bed now because I'm really tired."
"Be sure not to have sparks going all over the place."
"We will."
Hurry up people! Reviews! Press that blue/purple button so it feels loved. Rory won't feel loved when I take Jess and Tristan away from her so I get to have them all to myself! So review!
Hey, I hope everyone who is already in school has had a great start of the year. For those who haven't started school yet, I hope you still enjoy your summer vacation. I'm so busy these days! I had like 9 phone calls yesterday and I talked like 30 minutes with each of them and then I had to do something else. I'm also watching American Idol. Does anyone else watch that? I hope Kelly wins!
Jess was staring mindlessly at a picture of Rory when she was 7. Rory had her marvelous blue eyes captured directly into the picture. Her teeth were shiny white even though Rory and Lorelai didn't believe that much in dental hygiene. Rory's lovely lips were formed in a perfect smile. Jess's thinking suddenly got interrupted with loud and continuos snoring. Jess was about to go upstairs when he heard a spraying sound. Jess looked around and saw Lorelai holding a whip cream bottle and spraying it onto Luke's face. Jess couldn't find Rory but soon enough, she came back with hair dye. Rory held the bottle close to Jess but he couldn't make out the color it was. When Rory sprayed the hair dye onto Luke, Jess saw the color pink. Jess had trouble holding back the giggles and all of them let out a couple of giggles but Luke was too sound asleep to even hear them.
Jess knew he had to do a prank so he went into the kitchen and finally found what he wanted, honey. Although the Gilmores didn't do much cooking, they had honey in their house. Jess sneaked back into the living room and saw Lorelai and Rory busy spraying away. Jess showed them the honey and even Lorelai couldn't believe he was doing that. Jess opened the cap and sent the sweet, golden honey slowly dripping onto Luke's body. Luke groaned and shifted a little, they were all afraid that Luke would wake up but he didn't. When Jess finally finished with the honey, Luke looked extremely silly. Having, pink hair with whipped cream all over it was bad enough but having honey on your body was even worse. Lorelai though of something great and went to Luke supplies, she found a box of blueberries and slowly sticked one blueberry at a time onto Luke's body with Rory's help.
"I can't believe this s happening." Lorelai whispered to Rory.
"What's happening? Us doing pranks on Luke or you and Jess getting along?"
"Both. I've dreamed of this day forever."
"For you and Jess to get along?"
"No, for us to play pranks on Luke."
"Oh. Let me get the silly string now."
"I'll get the happy birthday banners."
"And Luke will never know where he is."
"Right." Lorelai and Rory departed their ways and a jealous person was watching dying to be Jess. To be with Rory forever and always, to have Rory call him every night before she went to bed, and to have her love once again.
Rory got three bottles of silly string in the colors pink, purple, and green. Lorelai got all of Rory's happy birthday banners and a Merry Christmas banner too. Lorelai somehow got one of the baby Jesus' legs from the Stars Hollow Christmas play every year and decided to bring that along too. After they were done, it didn't look like the Gilmore living room anymore, it looked like a well played prank on Luke.
"Rory, I need coffee."
"I need it too. I'm so tired and I never get tired."
"Rory, Lorelai, it's 3 in the morning. We spent that much time doing the prank on Luke."
"Ok, I'm going to bed now. Come on Rory. 'Night Jess. I'm beginning to like you, you know."
"Really, I like that except I don't want to sleep down here."
"Why? Are you afraid we might pour honey all over you?"
"No. I have a better idea, let's do a really good prank on Luke."
"We've done a good job, Rory and we're all tired."
"No, we go to the diner to sleep and Jess can make us coffee. We can sleep in the diner and lock Luke out!"
"My oh my, you do have my evil mind after all. Let's go Jess!"
"Don't you guys need blankets?"
"Doesn't Luke have blankets?"
"Yeah but he never washes his and I never wash mine and his is really old, torn, and ratty."
"Eww, I'm bringing my own blanket now."
"Me too, let's go get them Mom." Lorelai and Rory walked upstairs together and they went their ways to their rooms. Rory got her blanket that had cakes and coffee all over it and Lorelai got a simple cream colored blanket that was queen size. They were both smart enough to get their own pillows so they didn't have to sleep on Luke's or Jess's.
"I see you both have your stuff."
"You have that right, Sherlock!"
"Of course, Waston."
"Can we go already?" Lorelai was getting tired of Rory and Jess talking, she couldn't wait until next morning.
"All righty!" The three of them walked to Luke's Diner in less than 3 minutes. Jess led the way inside and they all headed upstairs.
"I get Luke's bed because it's bigger!"
"I want Luke's bed!"
"How about if both of you share?"
"No! I called it first, Rory!"
"I got on it first!"
"Calling it means you get it!"
"I'm not getting off!"
"How about if you sleep on Jess's bed and Jess sleeps on the couch?"
"We don't have the couch anymore, Lorelai."
"Uh, then Jess sleeps on the floor and you sleep on his bed?"
"I don't have the sleeping bag."
"I don't know!"
"Why don't you go and sleep on Jess's bed yourself?"
"He's your boyfriend and you like him and all!" Jess had a special feeling that Lorelai had finally accepted the fact that Rory and him were having a relationship now and Lorelai admitted that Rory liked him.
"Then what are we going to do?"
"I know! Clarissa will explain it all!"
"Since when do you watch that show, Mom?"
"I don't know, I heard this little girl talking about it in the diner. She looked kind of like the evil Paris."
"The place Paris or the girl Paris who tried to be my girlfriend?"
"The girl. I told you Mom that Paris and I are non-enemies."
"Ok, Paris your non-enemy person. Is that right?"
"Yes, so Clarissa, explain please."
"Well, you and Jess can sleep in his bed and I get to sleep on Luke's bed."
"You trust us to do that?"
"Yeah, it's not like Rory suddenly gets really awake and wants to take off her clothes."
"Mom!" Rory tried to stop her mother but Lorelai kept on going.
"And then you, Jess, decide to take off your clothes."
"MOM! Stop it! I'm so glad this is Jess. At least he gets to know all my mom's weird and strange ways before you freak out and decide to run away."
"I'm on the verge of that right now."
"So are you going to use my plan?"
Rory looked at Jess and he gave a slight nod. "I guess, we can't think of anything else."
"Ok, off you go my dears." Lorelai gave a slight push to Rory and Jess.
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Well, I can't think of anything else to write so I'm posting this much right now. I'll add more to this chapter later. You know the usual claimer and how much time I spend with Chad and Milo. The reason why Chad is not coming back to Gilmore Girls this coming season (crying) is because he wants to spend more time with me and less time for Gilmore fans like you to drool all over him. I told Milo to continue his job even though he didn't want to or else the story would be horrible. Yes, you know how much of bad liar I am so keep me happy with your reviews. (Takes a drink of Frappichino from Starbucks.) R&R as always! Review and press that button! I love the reviews by the way but I still want YOU to review! // // // Okay, time to continue again! I just thought of something (you don't have to read this paragraph if you don't want to waste your time), I wonder if we'll still go to this site when we have kids, grandkids, married, great job, great house, all that, and I'll be like "Oh! Caffepazzesco signed on!" Or maybe, "Yeah! Another person reviewed this!" Really, I wonder if we'll still be on this site. Please, please, someone review! I'm stuck at 29 reviews and I won't continue until I have 34 reviews! As you know, I'm not trying to be greedy and all but I want more reviews!
// // Rory and Jess walked into Jess's room and Rory threw herself onto the bed. Jess and Rory both heard a bouncing sound and wondered what it was. They peeked outside and saw Lorelai jumping on Luke's bed and trying to do flips but barely succeeding.
"Mom! What are you doing to Luke's bed?"
"First of all, it's not Luke's bed anymore, it's Leanne! And now Leanne needs a good bounce on herself. Are you bouncing on Leigh?"
"You named my bed after Rory's middle name?"
"Yeah, you guys are dating so I guess your bed should be named after your girlfriend!"
"Mom! Jess can name his bed whatever he wants."
"Can I not name it?"
"Nope, you have to name it!"
"Lorelai, it's my bed. I'll just name it bed."
"No, name it Betty, Jess."
"Yeah Jess, listen to your girlfriend."
"NO! I hate that name! I'll just call it Leigh. And Luke's bed should be called Victoria."
"What are you getting at, you punk?"
"Oh, nothing. Victoria is just a nice name."
"How do you even know my middle name, you punk?"
"Oh, I just heard from someone I know."
"Rory? You didn't did you?"
"No! Of course not, I would never tell your middle name to Jess."
"Jess, Luke's bed is Leanne."
"Too late!" Jess took a piece of paper and wrote Victoria on it. Then he took a piece of tape and stuck it onto Luke's bed. Next he took the marker again and wrote Victoria on it.
"You punk!" Lorelai snatched the pen away from him and wrote Leigh in big letters on Jess's bed.
"I don't really care if Rory's middle name is on my bed because I like her. Yet you don't want anyone to know that you like-"
"Don't even think of ending that sentence."
"So you admit that you like Luke."
"I do not! Rory help me out here." Jess and Lorelai turned to see where Rory was standing and they saw her on the floor with her eyes closed.
"Rory! Wake up! Oh my god Jess, Rory fainted or something."
"Has she ever fainted before?"
"No, we Gilmores do not faint." Lorelai focused her attention back on Rory. Rory groaned and began to snore. "I guess she didn't faint after all."
"All that commotion for nothing."
"Hi Mom."
"Rory! You scared me! We thought you fainted or something. Oh I should've known, you never snore."
"That was so funny, you guys thought I fainted!"
"I can't wait until morning to find Luke."
"Me too! Let's go to bed now because I'm really tired."
"Be sure not to have sparks going all over the place."
"We will."
Hurry up people! Reviews! Press that blue/purple button so it feels loved. Rory won't feel loved when I take Jess and Tristan away from her so I get to have them all to myself! So review!