Hey! I'm back!! So soon, you ask? Yes, I say, so soon. . . . What!? It
is soon, for me!!! Err . . last time I forgot my disclaimer. That's bad.
So, here's last chapter's disclaimer:
Unfortunately, I, Krazy Kitty, do not own anything. Anything, ya hear!?!? Nothing! I don't even own the computer! Not even the freakin' keyboard, okay? Not even my miaow mix! Get it?! That's bad! I don't even own the f*ckin' miaow mix I eat every day! Do you know how depressing that is? *takes deep, long, even breaths* That did not go well. When I swear, it is definitely not going good. And I do actually own the plot and any unfamiliar characters in this fanfiction. But nothing else. So don't sue, unless, of course, you actually WANT . . . ummm . . . *checks pockets* . . . . Wait a minute . . . I don't even have pockets!
I think that works for both chapters. And I was going to put the hare in this chapter but only one reviewer put names down, so no hare for you, peoples! No hare until I get at least 5 DIFFERENT names. And I said that I wasn't going to do this until I got at least 17 reviews, but I was bored and had inspiration, so I bumped the number to 20 reviews for chap. 4, and I won't change my mind.
Thankz to Liz, who REVIEWED (nudge nudge wink wink) and gave me some good idea's for Rose's idea. Thanks again! Thankz also to Josi Wood for the idea's and the hare names. You think I'm a good writer? Awww, thanks!
Also, incase you're wondering, all odd numbered chapters are for where Martin is and even is with Rose. Make sense? Good. Now, before you all die from boredom, on with the . . . . erm. . . . . whatever you want to call the thing on the page below. Well, shall we?
Attack on Noonvale
Chapter 3
~Next Day~
Lily was quite tired, even though it was mid-morning. Crystal had kept her up all night, talking about everything. And I mean EVERYTHING! Man, that girl was desperate! Sighing, Lily looked down at her plate, which was still half-full, and pushed it away.
''Come on now, eat up! We've got a long day ahead of us!" Crystal was bouncing around like she slept for a whole day, which was, incidentally, not true. Lily got two hours of sleep, and only because she was able to block out Crystal's chatter.
"But I'm not hungry!" she protested. Crystal stopped bouncing and looked at her.
"Do you know how far we'll go today?" Crystal demanded. "If it took you two seasons to get here, we're going to get to Noonvale in fourteen days. When we are on the march, we don't stop for nobeast--''
"We don't stop for anybeast, darling," Columbine corrected her automatically.
"--We don't stop for anybeast," Crystal continued, "unless they're sick."
Gonff leaned over Crystal's shoulder. "Believe me, honey, you don't want to get sick on March." He winked at Lily. "And I believe that the Abbess is looking for you."
Lily got up and made her way over to where the Abbess, Bella, Lady Amber, Skipper and Martin where huddled over a map. Lily was standing to a side, shifting from paw to paw and wondering how to go up to the Abbess when the animal in question happened to look up and spot Lily.
"Come over here, Lily," the Abbess beckoned with her paw, "we need your help!"
'They need MY help?' Lily wondered as she approached the group.
As soon as she could see the map Lady Amber asked her if she could trace the route she used to get to the abbey from Noonvale on the map for them. Fortunately, she could. As she was doing so, she had a strange feeling that somebeast was watching her, but every time she looked up they were all looking at the map. Shrugging it off, she helped them plan a shorter and much faster route to Noonvale.
"Why are we going to Noonvale?" Lily inquired. "I mean, what help will Noonvale provide?"
Martin answered her. "Well, my figuring is that this Longclaw Sharpfang guy wouldn't have bothered to cover everybeast's pawprints when they left. Why should he bother? He wouldn't think anybeast would find them and come after them, anyways. Even if the pawprints just lead to where they went to sea in a boat, where they left would make a difference, because we could probably figure out where they went after that. Does that answer your question?"
"Yes, thanks." But Lily was a bit disturbed. Although she had, for two seasons, thought about defeating Longclaw Sharpfang, the full realization of what they were about to do suddenly hit her. They were going to FIGHT searats! They wouldn't survive, she realized with dismay. There was no way that anybeast could survive against corsairs!
"Well, then," everybeast looked at the Abbess. "If that's all your questions, Lily," Lily nodded, "then I'd best inform everyone that you're leaving at noon." After everybeast had been informed, she sat back down with a thump. "My poor voice is too old for yelling," she rasped, holding her throat. ''Lily, you'd better start eating. Sorry for keeping you from your food." The Abbess managed a wry smile. "Go on, get!"
As soon as Lily sat down, she realized that she was ravenous.
"Tol'ja you should eat more," Crystal informed her, smiling. Plopping down beside Lily, Crystal asked her, "So, what did the Abbess want with you? Were you in trouble?"
"No," Lily contradicted quickly, "she just wanted help finding the quickest route to Noonvale."
"Oh. Boring."
~That Afternoon~
Everybeast was assembled outside the walls. After the Abbess gave her blessing to keep them safe and speed them on their way, Martin called out, ''March!'' and they all marched off into the distance. Columbine, watching them, had a strange sense of foreboding.
"I hope they all come back in one piece," she commented to the Abbess, who nodded.
****************
Okay, I bet that you all thought that was horrible. But even if you do you are going to review. *waves paw in the air like the Jedi and repeats more forcefully* You WILL review! *sheepishly* Sorry. I am obsessed with Star Wars right now. Yoda kicks some serious @$$ in Attack of the Clones!
YOU WILL REVIEW. . . . .
~Krazy Kitty~
Unfortunately, I, Krazy Kitty, do not own anything. Anything, ya hear!?!? Nothing! I don't even own the computer! Not even the freakin' keyboard, okay? Not even my miaow mix! Get it?! That's bad! I don't even own the f*ckin' miaow mix I eat every day! Do you know how depressing that is? *takes deep, long, even breaths* That did not go well. When I swear, it is definitely not going good. And I do actually own the plot and any unfamiliar characters in this fanfiction. But nothing else. So don't sue, unless, of course, you actually WANT . . . ummm . . . *checks pockets* . . . . Wait a minute . . . I don't even have pockets!
I think that works for both chapters. And I was going to put the hare in this chapter but only one reviewer put names down, so no hare for you, peoples! No hare until I get at least 5 DIFFERENT names. And I said that I wasn't going to do this until I got at least 17 reviews, but I was bored and had inspiration, so I bumped the number to 20 reviews for chap. 4, and I won't change my mind.
Thankz to Liz, who REVIEWED (nudge nudge wink wink) and gave me some good idea's for Rose's idea. Thanks again! Thankz also to Josi Wood for the idea's and the hare names. You think I'm a good writer? Awww, thanks!
Also, incase you're wondering, all odd numbered chapters are for where Martin is and even is with Rose. Make sense? Good. Now, before you all die from boredom, on with the . . . . erm. . . . . whatever you want to call the thing on the page below. Well, shall we?
Attack on Noonvale
Chapter 3
~Next Day~
Lily was quite tired, even though it was mid-morning. Crystal had kept her up all night, talking about everything. And I mean EVERYTHING! Man, that girl was desperate! Sighing, Lily looked down at her plate, which was still half-full, and pushed it away.
''Come on now, eat up! We've got a long day ahead of us!" Crystal was bouncing around like she slept for a whole day, which was, incidentally, not true. Lily got two hours of sleep, and only because she was able to block out Crystal's chatter.
"But I'm not hungry!" she protested. Crystal stopped bouncing and looked at her.
"Do you know how far we'll go today?" Crystal demanded. "If it took you two seasons to get here, we're going to get to Noonvale in fourteen days. When we are on the march, we don't stop for nobeast--''
"We don't stop for anybeast, darling," Columbine corrected her automatically.
"--We don't stop for anybeast," Crystal continued, "unless they're sick."
Gonff leaned over Crystal's shoulder. "Believe me, honey, you don't want to get sick on March." He winked at Lily. "And I believe that the Abbess is looking for you."
Lily got up and made her way over to where the Abbess, Bella, Lady Amber, Skipper and Martin where huddled over a map. Lily was standing to a side, shifting from paw to paw and wondering how to go up to the Abbess when the animal in question happened to look up and spot Lily.
"Come over here, Lily," the Abbess beckoned with her paw, "we need your help!"
'They need MY help?' Lily wondered as she approached the group.
As soon as she could see the map Lady Amber asked her if she could trace the route she used to get to the abbey from Noonvale on the map for them. Fortunately, she could. As she was doing so, she had a strange feeling that somebeast was watching her, but every time she looked up they were all looking at the map. Shrugging it off, she helped them plan a shorter and much faster route to Noonvale.
"Why are we going to Noonvale?" Lily inquired. "I mean, what help will Noonvale provide?"
Martin answered her. "Well, my figuring is that this Longclaw Sharpfang guy wouldn't have bothered to cover everybeast's pawprints when they left. Why should he bother? He wouldn't think anybeast would find them and come after them, anyways. Even if the pawprints just lead to where they went to sea in a boat, where they left would make a difference, because we could probably figure out where they went after that. Does that answer your question?"
"Yes, thanks." But Lily was a bit disturbed. Although she had, for two seasons, thought about defeating Longclaw Sharpfang, the full realization of what they were about to do suddenly hit her. They were going to FIGHT searats! They wouldn't survive, she realized with dismay. There was no way that anybeast could survive against corsairs!
"Well, then," everybeast looked at the Abbess. "If that's all your questions, Lily," Lily nodded, "then I'd best inform everyone that you're leaving at noon." After everybeast had been informed, she sat back down with a thump. "My poor voice is too old for yelling," she rasped, holding her throat. ''Lily, you'd better start eating. Sorry for keeping you from your food." The Abbess managed a wry smile. "Go on, get!"
As soon as Lily sat down, she realized that she was ravenous.
"Tol'ja you should eat more," Crystal informed her, smiling. Plopping down beside Lily, Crystal asked her, "So, what did the Abbess want with you? Were you in trouble?"
"No," Lily contradicted quickly, "she just wanted help finding the quickest route to Noonvale."
"Oh. Boring."
~That Afternoon~
Everybeast was assembled outside the walls. After the Abbess gave her blessing to keep them safe and speed them on their way, Martin called out, ''March!'' and they all marched off into the distance. Columbine, watching them, had a strange sense of foreboding.
"I hope they all come back in one piece," she commented to the Abbess, who nodded.
****************
Okay, I bet that you all thought that was horrible. But even if you do you are going to review. *waves paw in the air like the Jedi and repeats more forcefully* You WILL review! *sheepishly* Sorry. I am obsessed with Star Wars right now. Yoda kicks some serious @$$ in Attack of the Clones!
YOU WILL REVIEW. . . . .
~Krazy Kitty~