*Hits microphone* Alright I don't own either show so now you know-I realize
it was on all of your minds. Quick little idea...what would happen if
Tasuki & Nuriko from Fushigi Yuugi met Duo & Wufei from Gundam Wing? Yaoi
and chaos ensue!
Begin the insanity...
Tasuki and Nuriko appear in a safehouse.
Tasuki: What the fuck are we doing here?
Nuriko: This isn't the palace! Or un-modern civilization! *thinks* Well might as well make use of free time! *jumps on Tasuki*
Tasuki: Ack!! Let me figure things out first!! Matte!!
Duo and Wufei walk in from their last mission.
Wufei: *blinks* Who are these two onnas?!
Duo: They're using our couch for sex!! THAT'S MY COUCH FOR SEX-MINE!!
Wufei: INJUSTICE-NOT THE SEX COUCH!! *pulls Tasuki off Nuriko*
Nuriko: Hey!! That *point to Tasuki* is MINE!! *grabs him from Wufei, nearly jerking Tasuki into another room* *giggle* Sorry 'bito.
Tasuki: Fucking hell Nuriko-let's be a bit more careful!! *rubs his arm*
Nuriko: Aww...I'll kiss it and make it better! *proceeds to take off Tasuki's shirt*
Tasuki: *looking startled in front of Duo and Wufei but not even about to argue*
Duo: *notices Nuriko's braid* Hey he's got a braid just like me!!
Wufei: *raised eyebrow* How do you know it's a he?
Duo: I have a braid and gender radar. *taps Nuriko's shoulder*
Nuriko: *looks annoyed* WHAT?!
Duo: Name's Duo Maxwell. I like your braid. *holds up his own*
Nuriko: *eyes widen* Ooooo!! I like it-what do you use?
Duo: *proceeds to tell Nuriko all the different hair products*
Tasuki: *stands there blinking* ain't we gonna have sex...?
Wufei: *snickers* Look like you get none.
Tasuki: *narrows eyes* don't start or yer as bad as some woman.
Wufei: *stars in eyes* you...don't like women?
Tasuki: Fuck no! They're all crazy!!
Wufei: *glomp* Thank kami some people agree!!
Tasuki: *looks startled * Hey ya can't be doing that-I got Nuriko for that.
Wufei: My mistake, I also have Duo for that. *lets go*
Tasuki: *clear throat * So...what do'ya do around here?
Wufei: Generally we fight against Oz or some other group that comes along and blow things up.
Tasuki: Honto? I like blowing things up too!! Really setting them on fire but still get the same end result!!
Wufei: Great! We need to blow up dishonorable people soon! How about you tag along and set them on fire?
Tasuki: I don't know...Nuriko might not like it.
Wufei: *scowls* Who? The purple haired near-onna? Don't worry! We'll be back before he can even find out!
Tasuki: Honto?!
Wufei: Sure! Come on! I'll show you Nataku!! The incense bruning around her should be about through by now... *Tasuki and Wufei both leave*
Duo: ...And Clairol 5x works really well!!
Nuriko: *claps his hands and squeals* You have got to show me this stuff!! Tasuki brushes my hair demo *happy sigh* I would like some of this...shampoo and conditioner.
Duo: Course! Now we just gotta have 'Fei take us to the store and...'Fei? Where are they?
Nuriko: Damnit I bet Tasuki went to set things on fire!
Duo: And Wufei to blow up Oz oh double damnit.
Nuriko: ...I'll get mine and you get yours when they come back. Deal?
Duo: Deal. They are so dead.
Nuriko: *sits* It's a nice sex couch isn't it?
Duo: I think so! We might have to buy another one soon though at this rate. *sits beside him and couch collapses* Well...she had a nice run.
TBC...I'm only writing 2 chapters but hope ya guys like!!
Begin the insanity...
Tasuki and Nuriko appear in a safehouse.
Tasuki: What the fuck are we doing here?
Nuriko: This isn't the palace! Or un-modern civilization! *thinks* Well might as well make use of free time! *jumps on Tasuki*
Tasuki: Ack!! Let me figure things out first!! Matte!!
Duo and Wufei walk in from their last mission.
Wufei: *blinks* Who are these two onnas?!
Duo: They're using our couch for sex!! THAT'S MY COUCH FOR SEX-MINE!!
Wufei: INJUSTICE-NOT THE SEX COUCH!! *pulls Tasuki off Nuriko*
Nuriko: Hey!! That *point to Tasuki* is MINE!! *grabs him from Wufei, nearly jerking Tasuki into another room* *giggle* Sorry 'bito.
Tasuki: Fucking hell Nuriko-let's be a bit more careful!! *rubs his arm*
Nuriko: Aww...I'll kiss it and make it better! *proceeds to take off Tasuki's shirt*
Tasuki: *looking startled in front of Duo and Wufei but not even about to argue*
Duo: *notices Nuriko's braid* Hey he's got a braid just like me!!
Wufei: *raised eyebrow* How do you know it's a he?
Duo: I have a braid and gender radar. *taps Nuriko's shoulder*
Nuriko: *looks annoyed* WHAT?!
Duo: Name's Duo Maxwell. I like your braid. *holds up his own*
Nuriko: *eyes widen* Ooooo!! I like it-what do you use?
Duo: *proceeds to tell Nuriko all the different hair products*
Tasuki: *stands there blinking* ain't we gonna have sex...?
Wufei: *snickers* Look like you get none.
Tasuki: *narrows eyes* don't start or yer as bad as some woman.
Wufei: *stars in eyes* you...don't like women?
Tasuki: Fuck no! They're all crazy!!
Wufei: *glomp* Thank kami some people agree!!
Tasuki: *looks startled * Hey ya can't be doing that-I got Nuriko for that.
Wufei: My mistake, I also have Duo for that. *lets go*
Tasuki: *clear throat * So...what do'ya do around here?
Wufei: Generally we fight against Oz or some other group that comes along and blow things up.
Tasuki: Honto? I like blowing things up too!! Really setting them on fire but still get the same end result!!
Wufei: Great! We need to blow up dishonorable people soon! How about you tag along and set them on fire?
Tasuki: I don't know...Nuriko might not like it.
Wufei: *scowls* Who? The purple haired near-onna? Don't worry! We'll be back before he can even find out!
Tasuki: Honto?!
Wufei: Sure! Come on! I'll show you Nataku!! The incense bruning around her should be about through by now... *Tasuki and Wufei both leave*
Duo: ...And Clairol 5x works really well!!
Nuriko: *claps his hands and squeals* You have got to show me this stuff!! Tasuki brushes my hair demo *happy sigh* I would like some of this...shampoo and conditioner.
Duo: Course! Now we just gotta have 'Fei take us to the store and...'Fei? Where are they?
Nuriko: Damnit I bet Tasuki went to set things on fire!
Duo: And Wufei to blow up Oz oh double damnit.
Nuriko: ...I'll get mine and you get yours when they come back. Deal?
Duo: Deal. They are so dead.
Nuriko: *sits* It's a nice sex couch isn't it?
Duo: I think so! We might have to buy another one soon though at this rate. *sits beside him and couch collapses* Well...she had a nice run.
TBC...I'm only writing 2 chapters but hope ya guys like!!