****Disclaimer: This is a waste of space, if you think I own either Gundam Wing or Sailor Moon or the Fifth Element, you're just as insane as I am.
****Author's Note: Arigatou to all who reviewed, I love you all! This chapter is dedicated to Chibi-Halo, you gave me a lot of ideas. There is Japanese in this chapter, because they're staying in a Japanese-oriented hotel. My grammar is horrible, I know that ^-^. Onegai, onegai, review, and Happy Easter to everyone!
Ja Ne!
****
News of Relena's kidnaping traveled fast, as somehow Heero always found out. This time he became a little more suspicious of it, as news also came out that Zechs Marquise had her, and was headed out of the Earth's atmosphere. Heero had a feeling he knew exactly which colony Zechs was headed for, and Heero knew that Zechs set it up as a trap for the Gundam piolets.
Dr. J had waisted no time preparing the necessary identification for the group going, they would have to make it as believable as possible if they were going to accomplish the mission without problems. Duo was absolutely thrilled with the idea of being 'married' to Patres, she seemed to think the other way. Usagi didn't really understand the whole situation, but she agreed to anything Tempus instructed of her. As soon as everything was ready Dr. J accompanied the group to the airport where he handed out the passports.
"Once you get there find the diva, get the elements and get out of there as quick as possible."
"What about Relena?" Duo asked.
"I'll leave that to your discression, I doubt very much that they'd kill her when there are more important matters at hand. Patres, I couldn't use your name, as it might raise suspicion, so I gave you a Japanese name instead." He handed everyone their passports, Duo looked over Patre's shoulder.
"Hotaru Maxwell...has a nice ring to it." He grinned goofily at his new 'wife', who sighed in exasperation.
"Time is running out, so be as discreet as possible, and Heero, try to keep Usagi out of trouble." With that said, the group headed over to the boarding area with the space shuttle, tickets in hand. Duo and Patres went first, Duo, of course, being with the fabulous actor.
"Duo Maxwell, sweetheart", he informed the attendant, smiling a trademark smile. The attendant didn't seem to notice as she took Patre's passport.
"And her?" The attendant asked.
"Hotaru Maxwell", Patres said clearly, with a hint of an accent in her voice. The attendant stamped the passport and handed it back. Heero quickly handed over his passport, staying as quiet as possible, while Usagi still examined hers curiously.
"Heero Yuy", he said monotonously, the attendant looked towards Usagi, who held her passport up.
"Usagi Yuy, multipass!" She chirped excitedly, "multipass!" Usagi continued to repeat the word until Heero got sick of it, and dislodged the passport from her fingers and handed it to the attendant.
"She knows it's a mulitpass", Heero insisted dryly to the silver-haired woman. He returned his attention back to the attendant, "Usagi Yuy, my wife". He stated, the attendant seemed satisfied with that answer and stamped the passports, allowing the couple to join Duo and Patres and board the shuttle.
As they were bing ushered to their seeting, Heero grabbed Duo's arm and held him back to speak to him without the women.
"Remember, this isn't a vacation, so be a little serious". He whispered harshly to the braided piolet, who casually brushed Heero's hand away.
"Relax Hee-man, I know that". Duo quickly moved to sit next to Patres, who didn't seem too thrilled. Heero sat quietly next to Usagi who had her face pressed against the window looking outside curiously. As soon as she felt Heero seating himself, she turned her attention towards him.
"Konnichiwa!" She chirped cheerfully.
"Oh, so you speak Japanese now?"
"Hai! I learn!" Usagi smiled sweetly.
"You know we're not on vacation, we're in trouble, wakaramasu ka?" Usagi nodded in response.
"Heero...iie trouble, Usagi...fifth element, supreme being, Usagi protect Heero, ne?" Heero didn't bother telling Usagi otherwise, as she seemed sure of herself.
"Hn." He responded with, and stayed quiet the rest of the flight.
****
Zechs roughly held Relena by the arm as he escorted her down the hotel hallway to their room, Relena wanting to start screaming, but stifling it, under Zechs' order. As soon as they reached the room Zechs forced Relena in and slammed the door behind him. Relena seethed angrily and stood her ground.
"Heero will come and rescue me", she insisted.
"I'm counting on it". He began pacing nervously around the room.
"Why are we here?" She asked.
"If you must know, I'm here on business".
"And you're dragging me into this mess? How dare you take the Queen of the world hostage!" Relena tried her best intimidation look, Zechs smirked.
"Is that anyway to treat your beloved brother?" Zechs asked, deciding they were completely secluded, he removed his helmet, revealing deep blue eyes. Relena gasped at the sight.
"Not....possible..." she squeaked, then fainted.
****
Attendants were busily moving around preparing the room for the night's entertainment. The concert had sold out very quickly as the diva was well-known throughout the colonies. Everyone stood at attention as the diva and her assistants made their way towards the suite. The head attendant gave the arrived group a respectful bow.
"Konnichiwa, Kakyuu-sama." The attendant greeted, the exotic-looking woman smiled in response, she casually brushed back one of her fiery-red pig-tails, she motioned for her assistants to follow, one approached the head attendant.
"Arigatou. Watashi wa Seiya, anata no onomae wa?"
"Suki", she answered readily.
"Well, Suki, I want you to make sure Kakyuu-sama is not disturbed, onegai." Suki nodded and watched as the other attendants exited the room. "Arigatou", Seiya replied shutting the suite's door, and turned to Kakyuu.
"She's here. Seiya, go find ehr and tell her she can get what she came for, after the concert." Seiya bowed lightly and left to do his biding.
****
Patres and Usagi observed the hotel wide-eyed, as soon as the shuttle reached the colony, the two were extremely curious, and took notice of every little detail. Heero and Duo acted otherwise and only looked for clues as to either the whereabouts of Relena or the diva.
"How are we going to get near her, Hee-man? Even if we can get into the concert, the place is bound to be crawling with Oz soldiers." Duo pleaded his case, but watched as this news brought a smirk to Heero's lips.
"Hn." Heero agreed.
"Well if that's the case, I'll see you later".
"Where are you going?" Heero wasn't in the mood for any of Duo's schemes, but Duo wasn't in the mood for being bored. Duo took Patre's hand and led her away from the group.
"I'm going to spend some quality time with my wife, why don't you do the same?" He winked, and dragged a protesting Patres behind.
"Baka", Heero mumbled in his native tongue, producing a fit of giggles from Usagi. As the couple continued their tour they were abruptly interrupted by a noisy figure approaching them. Usagi watched curiously and tugged on Heero's jacket sleeve.
"Doshite, following us?" Usagi asked, smiling when the man turned out to be friendly.
"Konnichiwa, watashi wa Seiya". Seiya greeted, he looked suspiciously towards Heero, "anato no onomae wa?" He asked, midnight blue staring into prussian blue.
"Yuy Heero", Heero answered using proper Japanese grammar. Seiya smirked and turned towards Usagi.
"And your name, lovely lady?" Usagi eyed Heero, who crossed his arms over his chest and stared coldly at Seiya, Usagi returned her attention to the new arrival.
"Yuy Usagi", she answered quickly. Seiya's smirk grew more evident as he begun his teasing to his self-proclaimed rival.
"Heero's imouto?" Seiya asked, keeping his choice of words simple, already anticipating the naive woman's answer.
"Iie, Usagi desu wife!" She answered, making it clear to convince. Seiya took Usagi's arm.
"Heero-san, you're a lucky man", Seiya complimented, taking Heero's arm as well, leading the couple down the hall towards the rooms.
"Will you be attending the concert?" The black-haired man inquired.
"Hn." Was all Heero said, suppressing the urge to shoot Seiya, who began to remind him of Duo.
"Well, say I gave you a couple tickets, think you'd come?"
"How could you possibly have free tickets?" Heero coldly replied with the question.
"Simple, watashi wa diva Kakyuu-sama's personal assistant." Seiya was fully enjoying being sly and sneaky, handing Heero a couple of tickets.
"Hn." Was Heero's reply, he didn't have anything relevant to say, since he had just been had. Seiya eyed the hotel room number on their key and brought the trio to a halt in front of their door. Seiya released his hold on Heero and turned Usagi towards him.
"A fronte praecipitum a tergo lupi albo lapillo natare diem." He said in the divine language, then he winked at Heero, kissed Usagi on the cheek and left them to theirselves.
"What did he say?" Heero growled, opening the door.
"Seiya say Usagi get Air, Water after concert."
****
As Relena stayed out cold, Zechs had left the room to scout for any sign of the missing elements or any of the Gundam piolets. He got lucky on the latter, he had spotted the braided piolet who had been accompanied by an exotic-looking ebony-haired beauty. Zechs had also discovered the diva, 'Kakyuu' was also in the hotel, so things were going as planned. He returned to the hotel room to find Relena out cold still, he reached for his cell and called Trieze's number. Trieze had picked up after the first ring.
"What is it?" Trieze demanded.
"No sign of the elements yet, but I've spotted one of those Gundam piolets, and he was with a suspicious looking woman."
"She might be one of them", Trieze suggested, "I want those elements".
"That diva Kakyuu has them, she'll be doing her concert shortly, I'll have Oz soldiers infiltrate her room."
"Good, don't come back without the elements". With that Trieze disconnected, and left Zechs to his awakening sister. Relena woke with her head throbbing, she clutched her forehead tightly for several moments before noticing Zechs.
"Have a nice nap, Sister?" Zechs asked, standing by the couch he had placed her on after she passed out.
"Tell me your name", she asked calmly.
"Zechs Marquise", he answered nonchalantly.
"Your given name", she asked again, this time more firm.
"Milliardo Peacecraft", he answered, smiling towards his sister who sat up and swung her legs over the edge to sit properly.
"Why did you hide?"
"I'm supposed to be dead, remember?" She remembered, after all it wasn't that long ago that she found out she herself was a Peacecraft.
"I remember", she answered softly, "I'm sorry." Zechs sat down next to his sister.
"So am I, but I need your help." Relena studied her brother's pale face for several moments before replying.
"What do you need me to do?"
"I need you to attract the Gundam piolets". Relena rose her eyebrow at this.
"Heero? Why?"
"They have something Trieze wants, he says it's important, but I don't know why." Relena contemplated on this for several moments before nodding her head.
"If I must, Brother".
****
Seiya entered the suite only a few minutest after he left Heero and Usagi, he still had a smirk planted on his face. He was greeted by one of his shorter companions, Yaten, who delved right into conversation.
"Did you see her? What did she look like?" Yaten demanded excitedly.
"Hai, she's so beautiful, she's indescribable...I so envy Heero". This confused Yaten.
"Who's Heero?" He asked, curiously.
"This fellow posing as Usagi's husband."
"Usagi?"
"Her name, baka." Yaten smiled brightly, desireing to see the perfect woman himself. "I gave them tickets for the concert, so you'll get your chance to see her." This made Yaten happy.
"Let's tell Taiki!" He suggested, yanking on Seiya's arm.
****
Duo sat relatively quietly on a chair in the main lobby. He sat with his eyes narrowed and his lower lip sticking out. Patres, sitting next to him, had her arms crossed and looked off into nothing inparticular. Duo sighed then got down on his knees in front of her.
"Patres, baby, why don't you like me? Do I need to crawl on my hands and knees for you to pay attention to me? I'll beg if I have to!" A few people started giving Duo strange looks as they walked past. Patres looked down on him, and gave a low growl. (AN: Megami*Silence came up with the idea of the rest of this scene ^-^).
"Duo", she said, then gave him a kick to the chest, knocking him back onto the floor, with his limbs flailed about.
"So that's the way you want to play, huh?" Duo called out, not moving an inch. Patres raised an eyebrow skeptically. With lightening speed, Duo sat up, grabbed Patre's legs and hauled her onto him, the force knocking Duo onto the floor bringing Patres with him. Duo smirked at Paters, thrilled with his success. Patres felt otherwise and gripped his neck with her hands, trying to suffocate the life out of him.
"Sapiens nihil affirmat quod non probat!" She yelled angrily, Duo's face had changed the same color of Patre's violet eyes.
"You...are...killing...me..." He choked out. Of course, being the Shinigami, he could regain control as far as he was concerned. Forcing them to roll over, Duo had Patres pinned as he released her iron grip and held her hands tightly in his own, Patres began her cursing again, oblivious to the hotel attendant approaching the couple.
"Gomen nasai, but if you wish to continue your *floorplay*, you'll have to retire to your room, onegai." Duo began blushing and gave the attendant a goofy smile, then looked down at the seething Patres.
"Well Hotaru-baby, let's hit the sack, ne?" Patres smirked and gave Duo a mischievous look.
"Hai", she answered bringing her knee up in between Duo's legs. Duo shrieked loudly, the attendant turned a bright red.
"Gomen nasai, but that will ruin your evening, sir", the attendant sympathized. After several moments of Duo clutching his *sensitive spot*, he seemed to lose his cheerfulness and hauled himself and Patres to their feet. Despite her loud protests, he slung her over his shoulder and carried her back to their room. As he entered the room, both Usagi and Heero looked up from the laptops they were using, (Usagi using Quatre's program), and watched as Duo carried Patres into the bathroom, slamming the door behind him. Duo roughly set down Patres into the bathtub and turned on the shower head, water spraying all over Patre's body.
"Nemo repente fuit turpissimus!" She cursed at him. Duo leaned over her and smiled innocently.
"If you'd been a good girl, I wouldn't have had to punish you". Patres gave a small amused smile, then grabbed Duo's shirt collar and pulled him down on top of her, Duo also getting soaking wet now.
"You jackass, violence is not the answer!" She spoke in perfect English, then she began giggling, Duo's face went blank.
"Since when could you speak English?" Patres still smiled.
"Shut up", she said, taking a hold of his face and pulling him down for a kiss.
****
Usagi had been reading up on the letter 'S', when Duo had burst into the room with Patres. As soon as he had slammed the bathroom door shut, and turned on the water, she could only guess at what they were doing. Usagi would have never guessed Patres would have finally given into Duo, but she had seen stranger things happen. Usagi had found the word she had assumed meant what the couple in the bathroom were doing. (AN: I'll give you three guesses as to which word she's looking at, the first two guesses don't count).
"Heero", she called, "this what Duo, Patres doing?" She asked innocently, Heero set down his laptop and looked over Usagi's shoulder. He willed an oncoming blush away, from what he had read.
"Hn." He said, going to the bathroom door and leaning up against the door to see if he could hear anything. Then he opened the door to find Duo and Patres kissing in the bathtub. "I thought I told you this wasn't a vacation". He growled. Usagi had peeked in behind Heero and a grin spread across her face.
"Duo no eat Patres!" She yelled, giggling. The couple in the bathtub looked up and blushed wildly. Duo turned off the water and started laughing, embarrassed. He got up and helped Patres up and out of the bathtub. Usagi became extremely fascinated with the bathtub and rushed to step inside of it. Immediately the showerhead turned on and sprayed water all over the unsuspecting Usagi. Duo turned his attention to Usagi and yelled.
"Heero, the autowash went off." Duo wrung out his braid and Heero rushed to Usagi's aid, turning off the water and grabbing a towel and putting in on her.
"There's an autowash in that", Heero said, giving Usagi a stern look. She looked up at him shivering, with her lower lip sticking out.
"Autowash", she repeated, in between the chattering of her teeth.
"Hn." Heero said, not being able to resist the innocent silver-haired woman. He pulled the towel tighter around Usagi and rubbed her arms, helping her dry off.
"Autowash", she repeated. Duo and Patres smiled towards Heero and Usagi, trying not to make it obvious, but Heero noticed anyways. He narrowed his eyes and separated himself from Usagi, leaning up against the door. Usagi dropped the towel and slid down her suspenders, taking off her t-shirt. Heero's eyes widened, then he turned around, Duo stared, his jaw dropped, Patres notice this and slapped Duo, who pouted but turned around. Usagi wrung out her shirt and put it back on.
"Autowash", she said again, then headed back for her laptop, the others following back into the room.
"So Hee-man, the concert's going to be starting shortly, what do we do?"
"I have two tickets". Duo raised an eyebrow suspiciously.
"Where'd you get those?"
"It doesn't matter, I'll go along with Usagi, since the diva Kakyuu will know her. You and Patres should go to the diva's room, since they know Patres, and keep your eyes out for Relena." Duo smirked at this.
"Oh. I get it, you want to avoid Miss Pacifist." Heero crossed his arms and Usagi put in her opinion.
"Heero no like Sieya, is why". Duo's smirk widened into a grin.
"Oh! Let me guess, the one who gave you the tickets?" Usagi nodded.
"Seiya kiss", she said and pointed to her cheek. Duo was having a field trip with this.
"This is rich! Heero's jealous of this Seiya fellow." He started laughing, but abruptly stopped when Heero pointed his gun at him.
"Omae wa korosu", Heero growled, Usagi panicked and pushed Heero's arm down in protest.
"Heero no kill Duo", she protested, finding it strange that everyone wanted to kill Duo all the time.
"Thanks honey, you two better get going if you want good seats". Usagi smiled brightly.
"Autowash", she chirped.
****Author's Note: Arigatou to all who reviewed, I love you all! This chapter is dedicated to Chibi-Halo, you gave me a lot of ideas. There is Japanese in this chapter, because they're staying in a Japanese-oriented hotel. My grammar is horrible, I know that ^-^. Onegai, onegai, review, and Happy Easter to everyone!
Ja Ne!
****
News of Relena's kidnaping traveled fast, as somehow Heero always found out. This time he became a little more suspicious of it, as news also came out that Zechs Marquise had her, and was headed out of the Earth's atmosphere. Heero had a feeling he knew exactly which colony Zechs was headed for, and Heero knew that Zechs set it up as a trap for the Gundam piolets.
Dr. J had waisted no time preparing the necessary identification for the group going, they would have to make it as believable as possible if they were going to accomplish the mission without problems. Duo was absolutely thrilled with the idea of being 'married' to Patres, she seemed to think the other way. Usagi didn't really understand the whole situation, but she agreed to anything Tempus instructed of her. As soon as everything was ready Dr. J accompanied the group to the airport where he handed out the passports.
"Once you get there find the diva, get the elements and get out of there as quick as possible."
"What about Relena?" Duo asked.
"I'll leave that to your discression, I doubt very much that they'd kill her when there are more important matters at hand. Patres, I couldn't use your name, as it might raise suspicion, so I gave you a Japanese name instead." He handed everyone their passports, Duo looked over Patre's shoulder.
"Hotaru Maxwell...has a nice ring to it." He grinned goofily at his new 'wife', who sighed in exasperation.
"Time is running out, so be as discreet as possible, and Heero, try to keep Usagi out of trouble." With that said, the group headed over to the boarding area with the space shuttle, tickets in hand. Duo and Patres went first, Duo, of course, being with the fabulous actor.
"Duo Maxwell, sweetheart", he informed the attendant, smiling a trademark smile. The attendant didn't seem to notice as she took Patre's passport.
"And her?" The attendant asked.
"Hotaru Maxwell", Patres said clearly, with a hint of an accent in her voice. The attendant stamped the passport and handed it back. Heero quickly handed over his passport, staying as quiet as possible, while Usagi still examined hers curiously.
"Heero Yuy", he said monotonously, the attendant looked towards Usagi, who held her passport up.
"Usagi Yuy, multipass!" She chirped excitedly, "multipass!" Usagi continued to repeat the word until Heero got sick of it, and dislodged the passport from her fingers and handed it to the attendant.
"She knows it's a mulitpass", Heero insisted dryly to the silver-haired woman. He returned his attention back to the attendant, "Usagi Yuy, my wife". He stated, the attendant seemed satisfied with that answer and stamped the passports, allowing the couple to join Duo and Patres and board the shuttle.
As they were bing ushered to their seeting, Heero grabbed Duo's arm and held him back to speak to him without the women.
"Remember, this isn't a vacation, so be a little serious". He whispered harshly to the braided piolet, who casually brushed Heero's hand away.
"Relax Hee-man, I know that". Duo quickly moved to sit next to Patres, who didn't seem too thrilled. Heero sat quietly next to Usagi who had her face pressed against the window looking outside curiously. As soon as she felt Heero seating himself, she turned her attention towards him.
"Konnichiwa!" She chirped cheerfully.
"Oh, so you speak Japanese now?"
"Hai! I learn!" Usagi smiled sweetly.
"You know we're not on vacation, we're in trouble, wakaramasu ka?" Usagi nodded in response.
"Heero...iie trouble, Usagi...fifth element, supreme being, Usagi protect Heero, ne?" Heero didn't bother telling Usagi otherwise, as she seemed sure of herself.
"Hn." He responded with, and stayed quiet the rest of the flight.
****
Zechs roughly held Relena by the arm as he escorted her down the hotel hallway to their room, Relena wanting to start screaming, but stifling it, under Zechs' order. As soon as they reached the room Zechs forced Relena in and slammed the door behind him. Relena seethed angrily and stood her ground.
"Heero will come and rescue me", she insisted.
"I'm counting on it". He began pacing nervously around the room.
"Why are we here?" She asked.
"If you must know, I'm here on business".
"And you're dragging me into this mess? How dare you take the Queen of the world hostage!" Relena tried her best intimidation look, Zechs smirked.
"Is that anyway to treat your beloved brother?" Zechs asked, deciding they were completely secluded, he removed his helmet, revealing deep blue eyes. Relena gasped at the sight.
"Not....possible..." she squeaked, then fainted.
****
Attendants were busily moving around preparing the room for the night's entertainment. The concert had sold out very quickly as the diva was well-known throughout the colonies. Everyone stood at attention as the diva and her assistants made their way towards the suite. The head attendant gave the arrived group a respectful bow.
"Konnichiwa, Kakyuu-sama." The attendant greeted, the exotic-looking woman smiled in response, she casually brushed back one of her fiery-red pig-tails, she motioned for her assistants to follow, one approached the head attendant.
"Arigatou. Watashi wa Seiya, anata no onomae wa?"
"Suki", she answered readily.
"Well, Suki, I want you to make sure Kakyuu-sama is not disturbed, onegai." Suki nodded and watched as the other attendants exited the room. "Arigatou", Seiya replied shutting the suite's door, and turned to Kakyuu.
"She's here. Seiya, go find ehr and tell her she can get what she came for, after the concert." Seiya bowed lightly and left to do his biding.
****
Patres and Usagi observed the hotel wide-eyed, as soon as the shuttle reached the colony, the two were extremely curious, and took notice of every little detail. Heero and Duo acted otherwise and only looked for clues as to either the whereabouts of Relena or the diva.
"How are we going to get near her, Hee-man? Even if we can get into the concert, the place is bound to be crawling with Oz soldiers." Duo pleaded his case, but watched as this news brought a smirk to Heero's lips.
"Hn." Heero agreed.
"Well if that's the case, I'll see you later".
"Where are you going?" Heero wasn't in the mood for any of Duo's schemes, but Duo wasn't in the mood for being bored. Duo took Patre's hand and led her away from the group.
"I'm going to spend some quality time with my wife, why don't you do the same?" He winked, and dragged a protesting Patres behind.
"Baka", Heero mumbled in his native tongue, producing a fit of giggles from Usagi. As the couple continued their tour they were abruptly interrupted by a noisy figure approaching them. Usagi watched curiously and tugged on Heero's jacket sleeve.
"Doshite, following us?" Usagi asked, smiling when the man turned out to be friendly.
"Konnichiwa, watashi wa Seiya". Seiya greeted, he looked suspiciously towards Heero, "anato no onomae wa?" He asked, midnight blue staring into prussian blue.
"Yuy Heero", Heero answered using proper Japanese grammar. Seiya smirked and turned towards Usagi.
"And your name, lovely lady?" Usagi eyed Heero, who crossed his arms over his chest and stared coldly at Seiya, Usagi returned her attention to the new arrival.
"Yuy Usagi", she answered quickly. Seiya's smirk grew more evident as he begun his teasing to his self-proclaimed rival.
"Heero's imouto?" Seiya asked, keeping his choice of words simple, already anticipating the naive woman's answer.
"Iie, Usagi desu wife!" She answered, making it clear to convince. Seiya took Usagi's arm.
"Heero-san, you're a lucky man", Seiya complimented, taking Heero's arm as well, leading the couple down the hall towards the rooms.
"Will you be attending the concert?" The black-haired man inquired.
"Hn." Was all Heero said, suppressing the urge to shoot Seiya, who began to remind him of Duo.
"Well, say I gave you a couple tickets, think you'd come?"
"How could you possibly have free tickets?" Heero coldly replied with the question.
"Simple, watashi wa diva Kakyuu-sama's personal assistant." Seiya was fully enjoying being sly and sneaky, handing Heero a couple of tickets.
"Hn." Was Heero's reply, he didn't have anything relevant to say, since he had just been had. Seiya eyed the hotel room number on their key and brought the trio to a halt in front of their door. Seiya released his hold on Heero and turned Usagi towards him.
"A fronte praecipitum a tergo lupi albo lapillo natare diem." He said in the divine language, then he winked at Heero, kissed Usagi on the cheek and left them to theirselves.
"What did he say?" Heero growled, opening the door.
"Seiya say Usagi get Air, Water after concert."
****
As Relena stayed out cold, Zechs had left the room to scout for any sign of the missing elements or any of the Gundam piolets. He got lucky on the latter, he had spotted the braided piolet who had been accompanied by an exotic-looking ebony-haired beauty. Zechs had also discovered the diva, 'Kakyuu' was also in the hotel, so things were going as planned. He returned to the hotel room to find Relena out cold still, he reached for his cell and called Trieze's number. Trieze had picked up after the first ring.
"What is it?" Trieze demanded.
"No sign of the elements yet, but I've spotted one of those Gundam piolets, and he was with a suspicious looking woman."
"She might be one of them", Trieze suggested, "I want those elements".
"That diva Kakyuu has them, she'll be doing her concert shortly, I'll have Oz soldiers infiltrate her room."
"Good, don't come back without the elements". With that Trieze disconnected, and left Zechs to his awakening sister. Relena woke with her head throbbing, she clutched her forehead tightly for several moments before noticing Zechs.
"Have a nice nap, Sister?" Zechs asked, standing by the couch he had placed her on after she passed out.
"Tell me your name", she asked calmly.
"Zechs Marquise", he answered nonchalantly.
"Your given name", she asked again, this time more firm.
"Milliardo Peacecraft", he answered, smiling towards his sister who sat up and swung her legs over the edge to sit properly.
"Why did you hide?"
"I'm supposed to be dead, remember?" She remembered, after all it wasn't that long ago that she found out she herself was a Peacecraft.
"I remember", she answered softly, "I'm sorry." Zechs sat down next to his sister.
"So am I, but I need your help." Relena studied her brother's pale face for several moments before replying.
"What do you need me to do?"
"I need you to attract the Gundam piolets". Relena rose her eyebrow at this.
"Heero? Why?"
"They have something Trieze wants, he says it's important, but I don't know why." Relena contemplated on this for several moments before nodding her head.
"If I must, Brother".
****
Seiya entered the suite only a few minutest after he left Heero and Usagi, he still had a smirk planted on his face. He was greeted by one of his shorter companions, Yaten, who delved right into conversation.
"Did you see her? What did she look like?" Yaten demanded excitedly.
"Hai, she's so beautiful, she's indescribable...I so envy Heero". This confused Yaten.
"Who's Heero?" He asked, curiously.
"This fellow posing as Usagi's husband."
"Usagi?"
"Her name, baka." Yaten smiled brightly, desireing to see the perfect woman himself. "I gave them tickets for the concert, so you'll get your chance to see her." This made Yaten happy.
"Let's tell Taiki!" He suggested, yanking on Seiya's arm.
****
Duo sat relatively quietly on a chair in the main lobby. He sat with his eyes narrowed and his lower lip sticking out. Patres, sitting next to him, had her arms crossed and looked off into nothing inparticular. Duo sighed then got down on his knees in front of her.
"Patres, baby, why don't you like me? Do I need to crawl on my hands and knees for you to pay attention to me? I'll beg if I have to!" A few people started giving Duo strange looks as they walked past. Patres looked down on him, and gave a low growl. (AN: Megami*Silence came up with the idea of the rest of this scene ^-^).
"Duo", she said, then gave him a kick to the chest, knocking him back onto the floor, with his limbs flailed about.
"So that's the way you want to play, huh?" Duo called out, not moving an inch. Patres raised an eyebrow skeptically. With lightening speed, Duo sat up, grabbed Patre's legs and hauled her onto him, the force knocking Duo onto the floor bringing Patres with him. Duo smirked at Paters, thrilled with his success. Patres felt otherwise and gripped his neck with her hands, trying to suffocate the life out of him.
"Sapiens nihil affirmat quod non probat!" She yelled angrily, Duo's face had changed the same color of Patre's violet eyes.
"You...are...killing...me..." He choked out. Of course, being the Shinigami, he could regain control as far as he was concerned. Forcing them to roll over, Duo had Patres pinned as he released her iron grip and held her hands tightly in his own, Patres began her cursing again, oblivious to the hotel attendant approaching the couple.
"Gomen nasai, but if you wish to continue your *floorplay*, you'll have to retire to your room, onegai." Duo began blushing and gave the attendant a goofy smile, then looked down at the seething Patres.
"Well Hotaru-baby, let's hit the sack, ne?" Patres smirked and gave Duo a mischievous look.
"Hai", she answered bringing her knee up in between Duo's legs. Duo shrieked loudly, the attendant turned a bright red.
"Gomen nasai, but that will ruin your evening, sir", the attendant sympathized. After several moments of Duo clutching his *sensitive spot*, he seemed to lose his cheerfulness and hauled himself and Patres to their feet. Despite her loud protests, he slung her over his shoulder and carried her back to their room. As he entered the room, both Usagi and Heero looked up from the laptops they were using, (Usagi using Quatre's program), and watched as Duo carried Patres into the bathroom, slamming the door behind him. Duo roughly set down Patres into the bathtub and turned on the shower head, water spraying all over Patre's body.
"Nemo repente fuit turpissimus!" She cursed at him. Duo leaned over her and smiled innocently.
"If you'd been a good girl, I wouldn't have had to punish you". Patres gave a small amused smile, then grabbed Duo's shirt collar and pulled him down on top of her, Duo also getting soaking wet now.
"You jackass, violence is not the answer!" She spoke in perfect English, then she began giggling, Duo's face went blank.
"Since when could you speak English?" Patres still smiled.
"Shut up", she said, taking a hold of his face and pulling him down for a kiss.
****
Usagi had been reading up on the letter 'S', when Duo had burst into the room with Patres. As soon as he had slammed the bathroom door shut, and turned on the water, she could only guess at what they were doing. Usagi would have never guessed Patres would have finally given into Duo, but she had seen stranger things happen. Usagi had found the word she had assumed meant what the couple in the bathroom were doing. (AN: I'll give you three guesses as to which word she's looking at, the first two guesses don't count).
"Heero", she called, "this what Duo, Patres doing?" She asked innocently, Heero set down his laptop and looked over Usagi's shoulder. He willed an oncoming blush away, from what he had read.
"Hn." He said, going to the bathroom door and leaning up against the door to see if he could hear anything. Then he opened the door to find Duo and Patres kissing in the bathtub. "I thought I told you this wasn't a vacation". He growled. Usagi had peeked in behind Heero and a grin spread across her face.
"Duo no eat Patres!" She yelled, giggling. The couple in the bathtub looked up and blushed wildly. Duo turned off the water and started laughing, embarrassed. He got up and helped Patres up and out of the bathtub. Usagi became extremely fascinated with the bathtub and rushed to step inside of it. Immediately the showerhead turned on and sprayed water all over the unsuspecting Usagi. Duo turned his attention to Usagi and yelled.
"Heero, the autowash went off." Duo wrung out his braid and Heero rushed to Usagi's aid, turning off the water and grabbing a towel and putting in on her.
"There's an autowash in that", Heero said, giving Usagi a stern look. She looked up at him shivering, with her lower lip sticking out.
"Autowash", she repeated, in between the chattering of her teeth.
"Hn." Heero said, not being able to resist the innocent silver-haired woman. He pulled the towel tighter around Usagi and rubbed her arms, helping her dry off.
"Autowash", she repeated. Duo and Patres smiled towards Heero and Usagi, trying not to make it obvious, but Heero noticed anyways. He narrowed his eyes and separated himself from Usagi, leaning up against the door. Usagi dropped the towel and slid down her suspenders, taking off her t-shirt. Heero's eyes widened, then he turned around, Duo stared, his jaw dropped, Patres notice this and slapped Duo, who pouted but turned around. Usagi wrung out her shirt and put it back on.
"Autowash", she said again, then headed back for her laptop, the others following back into the room.
"So Hee-man, the concert's going to be starting shortly, what do we do?"
"I have two tickets". Duo raised an eyebrow suspiciously.
"Where'd you get those?"
"It doesn't matter, I'll go along with Usagi, since the diva Kakyuu will know her. You and Patres should go to the diva's room, since they know Patres, and keep your eyes out for Relena." Duo smirked at this.
"Oh. I get it, you want to avoid Miss Pacifist." Heero crossed his arms and Usagi put in her opinion.
"Heero no like Sieya, is why". Duo's smirk widened into a grin.
"Oh! Let me guess, the one who gave you the tickets?" Usagi nodded.
"Seiya kiss", she said and pointed to her cheek. Duo was having a field trip with this.
"This is rich! Heero's jealous of this Seiya fellow." He started laughing, but abruptly stopped when Heero pointed his gun at him.
"Omae wa korosu", Heero growled, Usagi panicked and pushed Heero's arm down in protest.
"Heero no kill Duo", she protested, finding it strange that everyone wanted to kill Duo all the time.
"Thanks honey, you two better get going if you want good seats". Usagi smiled brightly.
"Autowash", she chirped.