Yay!!! ^.^ I got reviews for chapter one!! Thank you!! Thank you so much!! Anyway, this chapter is going to be a..... Zell/Quistis pairing! Dedicated to
my first reviewer, HeartOvaLion! ^.^
And don't worry Megchan, I'll write the Squall/Quistis/Seifer chapter next, once Seifer is found! .... I would also like to thank Lyaka. If I had never read her, 'The Politically Correct Audit' I
would have never came up with this!
Now, on with, 'Her Reign of Terror'! - - in case you don't know who 'her' is..... it's aznchika - -
center * * * (In Cid's Office) * * * /center
Cid is pacing around his office, with his hands folded behind his back and
lecturing aznchika about something..... which she doesn't know, 'cause she's not
paying any attention.
"How can he see me?!" She whispers to her bishes.
"Are you paying any attention to me miss?" Cid turns around to face aznchika.
She quickly reverts her attention to Cid and smiles innocently.
"Umm, yes sir."
"Very well. Now, if you're not enrolling into Balamb Garden, I would kindly
ask you to lea....." Before Cid can even complete his sentence, aznchika and her
three bishes have left the office and a soft 'ding' is heard in the distance.
center * * * (In the main foyer) * * * /center
"So how the hell did he see me?!" aznchika asks her bishes again.
"Oh, I forgot. Your pendant slipped off when we were carrying you to your
bed..... and I forgot to give it back to you." Amiboshi hands aznchika her pendant,
who puts it on right away. "We're..... going to..... ummm, leave you now." The
three dart off in separate directions.
"Fine! Be mean!" She shouts at them. "I'll do this whole fic on my own!"
aznchika then storms off, and goes back onto the elevator, heading to the
classroom.
center * * * (In the classroom) * * * /center
aznchika enters the empty classroom and sees that Quistis is still asleep, and
on the ground. The papers are still everywhere. aznchika shudders slightly, then a
light bulb appears above her head.
She goes into Quistis' drawer, which happens to have a rope in it, and takes it
out. Next, she walks over to Quistis and carries her to the chair - -or at least, attempts
to - -. After struggling to move the Instructor, but realizing that she can't, she gives
up and brings the chair over to Quistis.
"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I am so smart! S-M-R-T..... I
meant S-M-A-R-T!" she sings as she ties Quistis up to the chair. Next, she ties the
chair to one of the nearby computers. That way, if Quistis tried to 'hop' her way out,
she'd have to destroy the computer, and if she destroyed the computer..... no wait, she
wouldn't destroy the computer! So in other words, she'll just have to sit there.
aznchika smiled at her accomplishment.
"That's what you get for giving me a cut in the arm that mysteriously
disappeared!" aznchika then goes into her pockets and takes out a key. She exits the
room, making sure that she locked the door, then heads back to the main floor,
towards the Cafeteria.
center * * * (In the Cafeteria) * * * /center
"Man! I was like, attacked by air!" Zell exclaimed to Rinoa and Squall as he
began punching the air. "And my floating hot doggie fell into the fountain! And
then, Cid came down and started talking to the air! It was weird! Man, you two
should have been there!"
"Do you think Selphie gave him one of her drugs.....?" Rinoa whispered to
Squall, who only shrugged.
At that moment, aznchika happened to walk into the cafeteria and overheard
Zell explaining about his little story. Her mischievous grin formed on her face yet
again. The three were sitting around the middle table. Zell on one side, Rinoa - -who
was sitting on Squall's lap - - on the other side.
"Yes..... I'm sure you were attacked by air Zell." Rinoa smiled at her friend.
"I really was though!"
"He really was!" aznchika repeated as she somehow turned her invisibility
level down so that they could hear her.
"See, I told you so!" Zell exclaimed smiling triumphantly. "Wait a minute,
who said that?" They all turned to face in aznchika's direction, but they couldn't see
her.
"Me!" She shouted in delight as she shoved Rinoa off of Squall's lap.
Rinoa fell to the ground with a thud and everyone in the cafeteria stared at her.
"Umm, Rinoa..... do you not know how to sit or something?" Zell asked.
"Something pushed me!" She shouted back angrily, obviously no one
believed her. "Squally! Help me up!" She reached her hand into the air for Squall to
pull her up.
".....Whatever....." He reluctantly was about to grab Rinoa's hand, when
something pushed his hand away.
"What the hell is on me?!" Rinoa screamed as she began kicking and
screaming the air above her.
"Get your filthy hands off of Squall! I can't have you in the picture if there's
going to be a Squall/Quistis/Seifer triangle next chapter!" aznchika shouted into
Rinoa's ear. Rinoa, not being able to take this invisible force attacking her, punched
into the air, which happened to punch aznchika in the face, causing her to fly off
Rinoa.
"Owwie!! You big meanie!!!" aznchika sobbed as she rubbed her cheek.
"Ha!" Rinoa shouted in aznchika's direction in triumph as she stood up and
brushed the dirt off her. Just then, aznchika decided to take off her invisibility and
everyone gasped.
"Rinoa..... You punched her in the face?!" Zell quickly ran over to the girl
sitting on the floor, rubbing her cheek.
"She attacked me first!!!"
"Rinoa! She's only fifteen!" Zell turned his head and glared at Rinoa.
"But..... she attacked me first!!!" Rinoa whined and looked at Squall for
reassurance.
"Rinoa, Zell has a point." Squall replied, somewhat emotionless.
When no one was watching aznchika, except Rinoa, aznchika smiled evilly.
Rinoa's eyes widened.
"She's faking it!!" Rinoa shouted and pointed at aznchika. When everyone
turned their gaze to the injured girl on the floor, they only saw the girl crying and
rubbing her cheek.
"It hurts a lot Mr. Dincht!" aznchika mumbled loud enough for everyone to
hear in a childish voice.
"There, there, don't worry!" Zell playfully ruffled the girl's hair. Then he
turned back to Rinoa and glared at her. "Apologize."
Rinoa opened her mouth in shock. "No way! She attacked me..... wait a
minute..... Zell, you said something invisible attacked you in the foyer..... it was this
wretched girl!" Rinoa pointed accusingly to aznchika.
"But I would never do such a thing to Mr. Dincht! He's so nice!" aznchika
exclaimed as she quickly hugged Zell. In Rinoa's eyes, she saw aznchika with horns
coming from her head and a tail sticking out her butt, and fire surrounding the girl.
However, in everyone else's eyes, they saw a little girl with a little halo above her
head and small white wings from her back.
"Don't accuse anyone of anything! She's so innocent!" Again, Zell playfully
ruffled her hair.
"I don't believe this! You're all defending for some..... some..... idiot girl
over a friend?!" Without letting anyone else say anything, Rinoa ran out of the
cafeteria crying. Squall, only sat at the table and continued eating as if nothing had
happened.
"Don't worry about her, she's just PMS-ing." Zell smiled at aznchika and
helped her up.
"Mr. Dincht....." she began, but was cut off.
"Call me Zell."
"Okay. Mr. Zell, I need you to do me a favour....."
"What is it?" Zell asked. aznchika then whispered something into his ear.
center * * * (Outside of the classroom) * * * /center
"You say Quistis is tied up and locked up in here?" Zell looks at the raven-
haired girl, who nods her head.
Zell raises an eyebrow and knocks on the door. Sure enough, on the other
side, there's muffling. Zell quickly places his hand on the knob, attempting to open it,
only to find it locked.
"What the.....?"
"Mr. Zell. Maybe you should ram into the door....." aznchika suggested.
Zell nodded his head and began ramming into the door. After a few tries, the
door broke open, Zell turned around to say thank you to the girl, only to find her gone.
Shrugging it off, he walked into the classroom. Sure enough, Quistis was tied up to a
chair, which was tied up to a computer. Zell quickly ran over to Quistis and pulled the
sock out of her mouth.
"Zell..... thank hyne....." Quistis gasped.
"Are you okay?" Zell asked, as he untied the knots.
"Now I am..... I don't even remember what happened. Thank you so much
Zell." Once Quistis had been released, she quickly gave Zell a tight hug. "Thank
you....." She whispered into his ear and gave him a small peck on the cheek before
breaking apart.
"Uh..... you're..... welcome....." Zell replied, obviously quite shocked.
Meanwhile, unseen to the naked eye, was aznchika peering into the classroom
from the door.
"The power of being an author!" She laughed wickedly as she turned around
and walked towards the elevator.
center * * * (In the Quad) * * * /center
"Phew..... I'm done..... again....." Selphie smiled happily as she looked at
her re-decorated Quad. Just then, she sees a young raven-haired girl walk into the
Quad. "Hi, can I help you?" She asks looking at the unfamiliar girl.
"Hi! I've heard so much about you! You're Selphie Tilmitt! You're
Ithe/I Selphie Tilmitt! You're the one that does that wicked decorations!"
aznchika smiled at Selphie, which only made her blush.
"Well..... maybe....." Selphie smiled happily, which made her look really
stupid.
"Actually, I need a favour, Miss Tilmitt. Could I borrow the Quad for a little
while, like maybe two, three hours? And I wanted to use the Quad because, you do
such a fabulous job decorating, everyone would like to see it!"
That comment only made Selphie blush even more. "Sure! Can I ask why
you need to use it?"
"Oh of course! Well, I sorta need Seifer to help me with this thing..... and he
didn't show up..... so I was thinking of setting up an audition for Seifer tryouts!"
aznchika beamed happily. Selphie eyes widened.
"Can I help you?!"
"Of course! I'll need posters....." Before aznchika finished, Selphie ran off
happily.
"BOOYAKA! I'll put up the posters! Don't worry I'll be back in less than 15
minutes!"
center * * * (14 minutes and 58 seconds later, in the Quad) * * *
/center
The whole Quad is filled with male students who are rehearsing these lines.
aznchika and Selphie are standing on the podium directing some students where to go
and listening as a few speak their lines.
"..... Instructor, I hate it when people wish me luck." A small little boy
exclaimed loudly.
"Look, little boy. You'd be perfect for the part, but you haven't reached
puberty yet, which means your voice is too high pitched." aznchika smiled at the boy.
He looked up at her and gave her the middle finger before getting off the stage.
"NEXT!"
Next was a very tall, slender male with aquamarine hair.
"L-I-S-T-E-N U-P T-E-A-M-W-O-R-K M-E-A-N-S S-T-A-Y-I-N-G O-U-T
O-F M-Y W-A-Y!"
"Umm, mister, why are you saying it letter by letter?" Selphie looked up at
the tall man.
"T-H-A-T'S T-H-E W-A-Y I T-A-L-K!"
"Next please!"
A 'man' walks up. He's wearing a baseball cap and is keeping his eyes down.
"This is just great..... I have Chicken-wuss and a guy who just reached
puberty in my squad." The 'man' said, trying to sound as deep as possible.
"Get of the stage, bitch." aznchika motioned 'him' to get off.
"Look! You're so gonna pay for what you did to me in the Cafeteria!" 'He'
shouted.
".....Rinoa..... is that you?" Selphie asked, trying to look up into 'his' eyes.
'He' didn't reply, and quickly ran out of the Quad.
"What was that about?" Selphie turned to face aznchika.
"She..... she..... she tried to kill me in the Cafeteria!!!" aznchika sobbed,
pretending to sound as innocent as possible.
"There, there, it's okay!" Selphie gave her a quick hug.
Just then, the doors to the Quad (are there doors? Well it there isn't, now there
is! ^.^ ) swung open, everyone turned their gaze to the door and a man shouted, "No
one can act as me better than me!"
aznchika gasped. Was that..... Seifer? She turned her head to see the man,
only to see a naked Irvine. O.O
"Ahhh!!! My virgin eyes! That's it! This tryouts thing is over!" aznchika
shouted as she quickly ran out of the Quad, covering her eyes.
center * * * (In the main foyer) * * * /center
aznchika is running around with her eyes closed as she tries to get rid of that
horrid vision. Since she has her eyes closed, she doesn't see someone in front of her
and runs into the person. They both fall down, aznchika on top. When she opens her
eyes and gets up, she realizes that she has bumped into Zell.
"Zell!" She shouts.
"Little girl!" He shouts in reply.
"I mean, Mr. Zell!" She looks down in shame as she has forgotten to show her
manners.
Zell laughs slightly and ruffles her hair playfully again. "It's okay. Just call
me Zell. So what are you doing running around the garden like that?"
"Well, I was doing these tryouts..... when Mr. Kinneas came in..... naked! I
got scared, so I had to run away. Where's Miss Trepe. Isn't she with you?" aznchika
looks around, hoping to see Quistis nearby, but to her disappointment, she sees no
Quistis.
"After I saved her, I asked if she was okay. And she said she was fine. But I
don't think so. I think she's sick. She couldn't even look at me and her cheeks were
all red. Do you think she has a fever?" Zell questioned.
This is the part where aznchika falls to the ground anime style. ^.^
"Zell..... Miss Trepe likes you! When people like someone, they tend to
Iblush/I when they see the person they like!"
Zell blinks at aznchika a few times, not understanding what she meant. This is
the part where aznchika has that huge sweat drop, anime style.
"Okay..... Zell. Miss Trepe..... likes you." Zell continues to blink at the girl. "Okay, Zell, can you not understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"
"Nope." Zell replied. aznchika sighs in frustration.
"Okay, that's it..... we're going to meet Miss Trepe, now."
center * * * (In Quistis' classroom) * * * /center
"Quistis.....?" Zell called out as his head popped up from the doorway.
Quistis, who was sitting at her desk, sorting out the papers, looked up. When she saw Zell, she immediately looked down and her face flushed red.
"Umm..... yes, Zell?" She asked meekly, getting redder and redder.
"I was thinking..... maybe you'd like to..... do something together?" Zell asked still showing only his head from the doorway. What Quistis didn't know was that aznchika was the one who told him to say all this and happened to be poking him from behind.
"Sure!" She beamed happily, and looked up to face Zell, only to find herself immediately looking down and turning red as a tomato.
"Umm..... how 'bout we train together?" Zell asked. From behind him, aznchika fell backwards, anime style. Then she quickly got up and whispered harshly to him.
"You were supposed to say, 'Let's go out for dinner!!'"
"And..... after training..... maybe we could go out for dinner?" Zell immediately added.
"Sure thing! Let me get changed first..... okay?" Quistis asked, still having her head facing down and away from Zell.
"Booya! Training!" Zell exclaimed happily, but aznchika kicked him in the leg. "And dinner!" He quickly added, afraid the little girl might hurt him again.
center * * * (In the Training Centre) * * * /center
"Blizzara." Quistis mumbled before the T-Rexaur fell down with the final ice blow.
"Booya!" Zell shouted happily as the 10 millionth foe fell down.
"Say..... Zell..... we've been training for some time already..... and I'm sorta getting hungry." Quistis mumbled, as she stared at the fascinating ground.
"Sure thing! I'll go buy some hotdogs and after we eat, we could train some more....." Zell was about to run out of the Training Centre, when he saw aznchika, who was hiding behind a bush, shoot him a death glare. "Uh..... I was joking!" He laughed slightly as he scratched the back of his head.
Quistis looked up from the ground happily, and relieved that she didn't have to train anymore and didn't have to eat hotdogs.
"Let's go to the cafeteria and get so....." Before Zell could finish, aznchika shot him another death glare. "Uh, I meant, we should go out..... to Balamb and to some restaurant."
"Okay," Quistis replied, shyly. "I have to change first." Before Zell could even add another word, she bolted out.
Zell walked up to aznchika.
"Now what?" He asked.
"Okay, now, you take this." aznchika handed Zell a basket. "And go to the beach." Zell only gave her a puzzled look. "Okay. When you are at the beach, you open the basket like so....." She showed him, making him sound like a little four-year-old. "And then you pull this thing. It's a blanket. And then you spread it on the sand. Then you take all the food out, and set it up. And then you two eat. And after you two finish eating..... clean up, but not the blanket. And then you put your arm around her shoulder and you two can look at the stars. And then after a long, long, long time. You can come back." aznchika smiled hoping her plan would work.
".....okay." Zell replied, not quite sure.
center * * * (At the beach) * * * /center
"Zell..... I thought we were going to Balamb." Quistis asked.
"Well," Zell began as he scratched the back of his head. "This little girl said....." Again, before he could finish, he could sense aznchika glaring behind him. "This little girl..... needed some help so I helped her!" He smiled proudly as if he had accomplished something.
"What's that have to do with us going to Balamb.....?"
"Well..... when I was helping her..... I had an idea to come to the beach!" Zell quickly brought out a basket and pulled a blanket out from it. He tried to lay it to the sand as aznchika had told him to, but all he did was throw it down. So it was only a heap. He then took out all the food and laid it around the blanket.
Meanwhile, hiding behind something, was aznchika who was banging her head on a table that happened to appear out of nowhere. She continued to bang her head at Zell's stupidity.
"Maybe you need some help." Quistis chuckled as she watched the blonde man set it up.
center * * * (after they finished eating) * * * /center
Zell, casually put his arm on Quistis' left shoulder - -as he was sitting on the left of her - -. Quistis looked at Zell strangely, as Zell was looking behind him at aznchika for her approval, only to find her banging her head once again on the table that coincidently appeared.
"Oh, for goodness sake!" aznchika muttered angrily as she put on her invisibility shield so only Zell could see and hear her. Next she stomped up to the pair and correctly placed Zell's arm AROUND Quistis' shoulder.
Quistis looked at Zell as she felt his arm *around* her. She smiled slightly, but when Zell turned to face her, she quickly looked away and began blushing furiously.
"What's wrong Quistis? All night you haven't looked at me." Zell asked, as he felt aznchika taking his hand and using his finger to tilt Quistis' chin up and towards him.
Once Quistis faced him, she quickly turned away and blushed.
"N..... N..... nothing....." She stuttered.
This time, without aznchika's help, Zell gently pulled her head to face him. aznchika's eyes were wide open in shock when Zell did that without her help.
"Are you sure.....?" Zell asked, unaware of aznchika's presence since she had mysteriously turned up her invisibility shield without her knowing.
"I..... I....." Quistis began, but before she could finish, she felt Zell press his lips to hers gently.
Zell on the other hand, was completely surprised when he felt something on the back of his head push him towards Quistis. Which also that invisible something managed to push his lips right against hers. Zell tried to pull back, as he had no experience in a situation like this before, but found that invisible something continue to push him. Then he felt Quistis' arms wrap around his neck. He began blushing furiously, and continued to pull back, but something moved his arms so that it wrapped around Quistis' waist. He began panicking.
'No..... No..... what's happening?!' Zell's mind raced as his heart began beating quicker and quicker.
'I never thought Zell would be so..... sweet.' Quistis thought as the kiss seemed to deepen.
'The power of being an author!!!' aznchika's mind laughed wickedly.
After a moment, Quistis pulled back. Her face was entirely red. Zell, still in shock, and face red as a tomato was panicking. And aznchika, her invisibility shield entirely up, laughed out loud maniacally. After a minute or so passed of entire silence, except for the maniacal laugh of aznchika, Zell got up and darted towards the garden, leaving poor Quistis all alone on the beach, face beat red.
"The power of an author!!! Behold my wrath!!!" aznchika screamed out.
*gasp* What will happen next chapter?!
What horror will aznchika continue to bring?!
Where'd aznchika's bishes go?
Will Seifer ever be found?!
What will Zell do now?!
Will Quistis be left all alone stranded on the beach?
Is Irvine still running around naked?!
Will Rinoa get her revenge on aznchika?
Does Squall even care?
What's Selphie up to now?
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Well, I hope you liked this chapter! Dedicated to HeartOvaLion and all you Zell/Quistis fans! ^.^ Sorry if anyone's out of character..... I'm really sorry!!! .
my first reviewer, HeartOvaLion! ^.^
And don't worry Megchan, I'll write the Squall/Quistis/Seifer chapter next, once Seifer is found! .... I would also like to thank Lyaka. If I had never read her, 'The Politically Correct Audit' I
would have never came up with this!
Now, on with, 'Her Reign of Terror'! - - in case you don't know who 'her' is..... it's aznchika - -
center * * * (In Cid's Office) * * * /center
Cid is pacing around his office, with his hands folded behind his back and
lecturing aznchika about something..... which she doesn't know, 'cause she's not
paying any attention.
"How can he see me?!" She whispers to her bishes.
"Are you paying any attention to me miss?" Cid turns around to face aznchika.
She quickly reverts her attention to Cid and smiles innocently.
"Umm, yes sir."
"Very well. Now, if you're not enrolling into Balamb Garden, I would kindly
ask you to lea....." Before Cid can even complete his sentence, aznchika and her
three bishes have left the office and a soft 'ding' is heard in the distance.
center * * * (In the main foyer) * * * /center
"So how the hell did he see me?!" aznchika asks her bishes again.
"Oh, I forgot. Your pendant slipped off when we were carrying you to your
bed..... and I forgot to give it back to you." Amiboshi hands aznchika her pendant,
who puts it on right away. "We're..... going to..... ummm, leave you now." The
three dart off in separate directions.
"Fine! Be mean!" She shouts at them. "I'll do this whole fic on my own!"
aznchika then storms off, and goes back onto the elevator, heading to the
classroom.
center * * * (In the classroom) * * * /center
aznchika enters the empty classroom and sees that Quistis is still asleep, and
on the ground. The papers are still everywhere. aznchika shudders slightly, then a
light bulb appears above her head.
She goes into Quistis' drawer, which happens to have a rope in it, and takes it
out. Next, she walks over to Quistis and carries her to the chair - -or at least, attempts
to - -. After struggling to move the Instructor, but realizing that she can't, she gives
up and brings the chair over to Quistis.
"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I am so smart! S-M-R-T..... I
meant S-M-A-R-T!" she sings as she ties Quistis up to the chair. Next, she ties the
chair to one of the nearby computers. That way, if Quistis tried to 'hop' her way out,
she'd have to destroy the computer, and if she destroyed the computer..... no wait, she
wouldn't destroy the computer! So in other words, she'll just have to sit there.
aznchika smiled at her accomplishment.
"That's what you get for giving me a cut in the arm that mysteriously
disappeared!" aznchika then goes into her pockets and takes out a key. She exits the
room, making sure that she locked the door, then heads back to the main floor,
towards the Cafeteria.
center * * * (In the Cafeteria) * * * /center
"Man! I was like, attacked by air!" Zell exclaimed to Rinoa and Squall as he
began punching the air. "And my floating hot doggie fell into the fountain! And
then, Cid came down and started talking to the air! It was weird! Man, you two
should have been there!"
"Do you think Selphie gave him one of her drugs.....?" Rinoa whispered to
Squall, who only shrugged.
At that moment, aznchika happened to walk into the cafeteria and overheard
Zell explaining about his little story. Her mischievous grin formed on her face yet
again. The three were sitting around the middle table. Zell on one side, Rinoa - -who
was sitting on Squall's lap - - on the other side.
"Yes..... I'm sure you were attacked by air Zell." Rinoa smiled at her friend.
"I really was though!"
"He really was!" aznchika repeated as she somehow turned her invisibility
level down so that they could hear her.
"See, I told you so!" Zell exclaimed smiling triumphantly. "Wait a minute,
who said that?" They all turned to face in aznchika's direction, but they couldn't see
her.
"Me!" She shouted in delight as she shoved Rinoa off of Squall's lap.
Rinoa fell to the ground with a thud and everyone in the cafeteria stared at her.
"Umm, Rinoa..... do you not know how to sit or something?" Zell asked.
"Something pushed me!" She shouted back angrily, obviously no one
believed her. "Squally! Help me up!" She reached her hand into the air for Squall to
pull her up.
".....Whatever....." He reluctantly was about to grab Rinoa's hand, when
something pushed his hand away.
"What the hell is on me?!" Rinoa screamed as she began kicking and
screaming the air above her.
"Get your filthy hands off of Squall! I can't have you in the picture if there's
going to be a Squall/Quistis/Seifer triangle next chapter!" aznchika shouted into
Rinoa's ear. Rinoa, not being able to take this invisible force attacking her, punched
into the air, which happened to punch aznchika in the face, causing her to fly off
Rinoa.
"Owwie!! You big meanie!!!" aznchika sobbed as she rubbed her cheek.
"Ha!" Rinoa shouted in aznchika's direction in triumph as she stood up and
brushed the dirt off her. Just then, aznchika decided to take off her invisibility and
everyone gasped.
"Rinoa..... You punched her in the face?!" Zell quickly ran over to the girl
sitting on the floor, rubbing her cheek.
"She attacked me first!!!"
"Rinoa! She's only fifteen!" Zell turned his head and glared at Rinoa.
"But..... she attacked me first!!!" Rinoa whined and looked at Squall for
reassurance.
"Rinoa, Zell has a point." Squall replied, somewhat emotionless.
When no one was watching aznchika, except Rinoa, aznchika smiled evilly.
Rinoa's eyes widened.
"She's faking it!!" Rinoa shouted and pointed at aznchika. When everyone
turned their gaze to the injured girl on the floor, they only saw the girl crying and
rubbing her cheek.
"It hurts a lot Mr. Dincht!" aznchika mumbled loud enough for everyone to
hear in a childish voice.
"There, there, don't worry!" Zell playfully ruffled the girl's hair. Then he
turned back to Rinoa and glared at her. "Apologize."
Rinoa opened her mouth in shock. "No way! She attacked me..... wait a
minute..... Zell, you said something invisible attacked you in the foyer..... it was this
wretched girl!" Rinoa pointed accusingly to aznchika.
"But I would never do such a thing to Mr. Dincht! He's so nice!" aznchika
exclaimed as she quickly hugged Zell. In Rinoa's eyes, she saw aznchika with horns
coming from her head and a tail sticking out her butt, and fire surrounding the girl.
However, in everyone else's eyes, they saw a little girl with a little halo above her
head and small white wings from her back.
"Don't accuse anyone of anything! She's so innocent!" Again, Zell playfully
ruffled her hair.
"I don't believe this! You're all defending for some..... some..... idiot girl
over a friend?!" Without letting anyone else say anything, Rinoa ran out of the
cafeteria crying. Squall, only sat at the table and continued eating as if nothing had
happened.
"Don't worry about her, she's just PMS-ing." Zell smiled at aznchika and
helped her up.
"Mr. Dincht....." she began, but was cut off.
"Call me Zell."
"Okay. Mr. Zell, I need you to do me a favour....."
"What is it?" Zell asked. aznchika then whispered something into his ear.
center * * * (Outside of the classroom) * * * /center
"You say Quistis is tied up and locked up in here?" Zell looks at the raven-
haired girl, who nods her head.
Zell raises an eyebrow and knocks on the door. Sure enough, on the other
side, there's muffling. Zell quickly places his hand on the knob, attempting to open it,
only to find it locked.
"What the.....?"
"Mr. Zell. Maybe you should ram into the door....." aznchika suggested.
Zell nodded his head and began ramming into the door. After a few tries, the
door broke open, Zell turned around to say thank you to the girl, only to find her gone.
Shrugging it off, he walked into the classroom. Sure enough, Quistis was tied up to a
chair, which was tied up to a computer. Zell quickly ran over to Quistis and pulled the
sock out of her mouth.
"Zell..... thank hyne....." Quistis gasped.
"Are you okay?" Zell asked, as he untied the knots.
"Now I am..... I don't even remember what happened. Thank you so much
Zell." Once Quistis had been released, she quickly gave Zell a tight hug. "Thank
you....." She whispered into his ear and gave him a small peck on the cheek before
breaking apart.
"Uh..... you're..... welcome....." Zell replied, obviously quite shocked.
Meanwhile, unseen to the naked eye, was aznchika peering into the classroom
from the door.
"The power of being an author!" She laughed wickedly as she turned around
and walked towards the elevator.
center * * * (In the Quad) * * * /center
"Phew..... I'm done..... again....." Selphie smiled happily as she looked at
her re-decorated Quad. Just then, she sees a young raven-haired girl walk into the
Quad. "Hi, can I help you?" She asks looking at the unfamiliar girl.
"Hi! I've heard so much about you! You're Selphie Tilmitt! You're
Ithe/I Selphie Tilmitt! You're the one that does that wicked decorations!"
aznchika smiled at Selphie, which only made her blush.
"Well..... maybe....." Selphie smiled happily, which made her look really
stupid.
"Actually, I need a favour, Miss Tilmitt. Could I borrow the Quad for a little
while, like maybe two, three hours? And I wanted to use the Quad because, you do
such a fabulous job decorating, everyone would like to see it!"
That comment only made Selphie blush even more. "Sure! Can I ask why
you need to use it?"
"Oh of course! Well, I sorta need Seifer to help me with this thing..... and he
didn't show up..... so I was thinking of setting up an audition for Seifer tryouts!"
aznchika beamed happily. Selphie eyes widened.
"Can I help you?!"
"Of course! I'll need posters....." Before aznchika finished, Selphie ran off
happily.
"BOOYAKA! I'll put up the posters! Don't worry I'll be back in less than 15
minutes!"
center * * * (14 minutes and 58 seconds later, in the Quad) * * *
/center
The whole Quad is filled with male students who are rehearsing these lines.
aznchika and Selphie are standing on the podium directing some students where to go
and listening as a few speak their lines.
"..... Instructor, I hate it when people wish me luck." A small little boy
exclaimed loudly.
"Look, little boy. You'd be perfect for the part, but you haven't reached
puberty yet, which means your voice is too high pitched." aznchika smiled at the boy.
He looked up at her and gave her the middle finger before getting off the stage.
"NEXT!"
Next was a very tall, slender male with aquamarine hair.
"L-I-S-T-E-N U-P T-E-A-M-W-O-R-K M-E-A-N-S S-T-A-Y-I-N-G O-U-T
O-F M-Y W-A-Y!"
"Umm, mister, why are you saying it letter by letter?" Selphie looked up at
the tall man.
"T-H-A-T'S T-H-E W-A-Y I T-A-L-K!"
"Next please!"
A 'man' walks up. He's wearing a baseball cap and is keeping his eyes down.
"This is just great..... I have Chicken-wuss and a guy who just reached
puberty in my squad." The 'man' said, trying to sound as deep as possible.
"Get of the stage, bitch." aznchika motioned 'him' to get off.
"Look! You're so gonna pay for what you did to me in the Cafeteria!" 'He'
shouted.
".....Rinoa..... is that you?" Selphie asked, trying to look up into 'his' eyes.
'He' didn't reply, and quickly ran out of the Quad.
"What was that about?" Selphie turned to face aznchika.
"She..... she..... she tried to kill me in the Cafeteria!!!" aznchika sobbed,
pretending to sound as innocent as possible.
"There, there, it's okay!" Selphie gave her a quick hug.
Just then, the doors to the Quad (are there doors? Well it there isn't, now there
is! ^.^ ) swung open, everyone turned their gaze to the door and a man shouted, "No
one can act as me better than me!"
aznchika gasped. Was that..... Seifer? She turned her head to see the man,
only to see a naked Irvine. O.O
"Ahhh!!! My virgin eyes! That's it! This tryouts thing is over!" aznchika
shouted as she quickly ran out of the Quad, covering her eyes.
center * * * (In the main foyer) * * * /center
aznchika is running around with her eyes closed as she tries to get rid of that
horrid vision. Since she has her eyes closed, she doesn't see someone in front of her
and runs into the person. They both fall down, aznchika on top. When she opens her
eyes and gets up, she realizes that she has bumped into Zell.
"Zell!" She shouts.
"Little girl!" He shouts in reply.
"I mean, Mr. Zell!" She looks down in shame as she has forgotten to show her
manners.
Zell laughs slightly and ruffles her hair playfully again. "It's okay. Just call
me Zell. So what are you doing running around the garden like that?"
"Well, I was doing these tryouts..... when Mr. Kinneas came in..... naked! I
got scared, so I had to run away. Where's Miss Trepe. Isn't she with you?" aznchika
looks around, hoping to see Quistis nearby, but to her disappointment, she sees no
Quistis.
"After I saved her, I asked if she was okay. And she said she was fine. But I
don't think so. I think she's sick. She couldn't even look at me and her cheeks were
all red. Do you think she has a fever?" Zell questioned.
This is the part where aznchika falls to the ground anime style. ^.^
"Zell..... Miss Trepe likes you! When people like someone, they tend to
Iblush/I when they see the person they like!"
Zell blinks at aznchika a few times, not understanding what she meant. This is
the part where aznchika has that huge sweat drop, anime style.
"Okay..... Zell. Miss Trepe..... likes you." Zell continues to blink at the girl. "Okay, Zell, can you not understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"
"Nope." Zell replied. aznchika sighs in frustration.
"Okay, that's it..... we're going to meet Miss Trepe, now."
center * * * (In Quistis' classroom) * * * /center
"Quistis.....?" Zell called out as his head popped up from the doorway.
Quistis, who was sitting at her desk, sorting out the papers, looked up. When she saw Zell, she immediately looked down and her face flushed red.
"Umm..... yes, Zell?" She asked meekly, getting redder and redder.
"I was thinking..... maybe you'd like to..... do something together?" Zell asked still showing only his head from the doorway. What Quistis didn't know was that aznchika was the one who told him to say all this and happened to be poking him from behind.
"Sure!" She beamed happily, and looked up to face Zell, only to find herself immediately looking down and turning red as a tomato.
"Umm..... how 'bout we train together?" Zell asked. From behind him, aznchika fell backwards, anime style. Then she quickly got up and whispered harshly to him.
"You were supposed to say, 'Let's go out for dinner!!'"
"And..... after training..... maybe we could go out for dinner?" Zell immediately added.
"Sure thing! Let me get changed first..... okay?" Quistis asked, still having her head facing down and away from Zell.
"Booya! Training!" Zell exclaimed happily, but aznchika kicked him in the leg. "And dinner!" He quickly added, afraid the little girl might hurt him again.
center * * * (In the Training Centre) * * * /center
"Blizzara." Quistis mumbled before the T-Rexaur fell down with the final ice blow.
"Booya!" Zell shouted happily as the 10 millionth foe fell down.
"Say..... Zell..... we've been training for some time already..... and I'm sorta getting hungry." Quistis mumbled, as she stared at the fascinating ground.
"Sure thing! I'll go buy some hotdogs and after we eat, we could train some more....." Zell was about to run out of the Training Centre, when he saw aznchika, who was hiding behind a bush, shoot him a death glare. "Uh..... I was joking!" He laughed slightly as he scratched the back of his head.
Quistis looked up from the ground happily, and relieved that she didn't have to train anymore and didn't have to eat hotdogs.
"Let's go to the cafeteria and get so....." Before Zell could finish, aznchika shot him another death glare. "Uh, I meant, we should go out..... to Balamb and to some restaurant."
"Okay," Quistis replied, shyly. "I have to change first." Before Zell could even add another word, she bolted out.
Zell walked up to aznchika.
"Now what?" He asked.
"Okay, now, you take this." aznchika handed Zell a basket. "And go to the beach." Zell only gave her a puzzled look. "Okay. When you are at the beach, you open the basket like so....." She showed him, making him sound like a little four-year-old. "And then you pull this thing. It's a blanket. And then you spread it on the sand. Then you take all the food out, and set it up. And then you two eat. And after you two finish eating..... clean up, but not the blanket. And then you put your arm around her shoulder and you two can look at the stars. And then after a long, long, long time. You can come back." aznchika smiled hoping her plan would work.
".....okay." Zell replied, not quite sure.
center * * * (At the beach) * * * /center
"Zell..... I thought we were going to Balamb." Quistis asked.
"Well," Zell began as he scratched the back of his head. "This little girl said....." Again, before he could finish, he could sense aznchika glaring behind him. "This little girl..... needed some help so I helped her!" He smiled proudly as if he had accomplished something.
"What's that have to do with us going to Balamb.....?"
"Well..... when I was helping her..... I had an idea to come to the beach!" Zell quickly brought out a basket and pulled a blanket out from it. He tried to lay it to the sand as aznchika had told him to, but all he did was throw it down. So it was only a heap. He then took out all the food and laid it around the blanket.
Meanwhile, hiding behind something, was aznchika who was banging her head on a table that happened to appear out of nowhere. She continued to bang her head at Zell's stupidity.
"Maybe you need some help." Quistis chuckled as she watched the blonde man set it up.
center * * * (after they finished eating) * * * /center
Zell, casually put his arm on Quistis' left shoulder - -as he was sitting on the left of her - -. Quistis looked at Zell strangely, as Zell was looking behind him at aznchika for her approval, only to find her banging her head once again on the table that coincidently appeared.
"Oh, for goodness sake!" aznchika muttered angrily as she put on her invisibility shield so only Zell could see and hear her. Next she stomped up to the pair and correctly placed Zell's arm AROUND Quistis' shoulder.
Quistis looked at Zell as she felt his arm *around* her. She smiled slightly, but when Zell turned to face her, she quickly looked away and began blushing furiously.
"What's wrong Quistis? All night you haven't looked at me." Zell asked, as he felt aznchika taking his hand and using his finger to tilt Quistis' chin up and towards him.
Once Quistis faced him, she quickly turned away and blushed.
"N..... N..... nothing....." She stuttered.
This time, without aznchika's help, Zell gently pulled her head to face him. aznchika's eyes were wide open in shock when Zell did that without her help.
"Are you sure.....?" Zell asked, unaware of aznchika's presence since she had mysteriously turned up her invisibility shield without her knowing.
"I..... I....." Quistis began, but before she could finish, she felt Zell press his lips to hers gently.
Zell on the other hand, was completely surprised when he felt something on the back of his head push him towards Quistis. Which also that invisible something managed to push his lips right against hers. Zell tried to pull back, as he had no experience in a situation like this before, but found that invisible something continue to push him. Then he felt Quistis' arms wrap around his neck. He began blushing furiously, and continued to pull back, but something moved his arms so that it wrapped around Quistis' waist. He began panicking.
'No..... No..... what's happening?!' Zell's mind raced as his heart began beating quicker and quicker.
'I never thought Zell would be so..... sweet.' Quistis thought as the kiss seemed to deepen.
'The power of being an author!!!' aznchika's mind laughed wickedly.
After a moment, Quistis pulled back. Her face was entirely red. Zell, still in shock, and face red as a tomato was panicking. And aznchika, her invisibility shield entirely up, laughed out loud maniacally. After a minute or so passed of entire silence, except for the maniacal laugh of aznchika, Zell got up and darted towards the garden, leaving poor Quistis all alone on the beach, face beat red.
"The power of an author!!! Behold my wrath!!!" aznchika screamed out.
*gasp* What will happen next chapter?!
What horror will aznchika continue to bring?!
Where'd aznchika's bishes go?
Will Seifer ever be found?!
What will Zell do now?!
Will Quistis be left all alone stranded on the beach?
Is Irvine still running around naked?!
Will Rinoa get her revenge on aznchika?
Does Squall even care?
What's Selphie up to now?
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Well, I hope you liked this chapter! Dedicated to HeartOvaLion and all you Zell/Quistis fans! ^.^ Sorry if anyone's out of character..... I'm really sorry!!! .