The Blob
IF YOU LIKE ALLEN, DO NOT READ THIS STORY! I HAVE WARNED YOU! ALLEN LOVERS TURN AWAY! But knowing people, they are going to read it anyway. This isn't really good, but it is my first humor poem so don't be mean.
Oh god,
Here he comes.
With his blinding hair,
And girly underwear,
He makes me want to puke.
With his stupid hair,
And clueless medieval wear,
Why can't someone like him just die?
He leads on with a 15 year old,
Got a kid over in Freid.
Make up your mind,
He knows it,
You know it,
The man is just a blob.
Clogs story line,
Clogs life and lines,
He sits there and stares,
Wondering what Hitomi would look like,
In her underwear.
The man is a joke,
You want to choke.
He's boring,
He's over.
Allen isn't even a man.
With his stupid hair,
And clueless medieval wear,
Why can't he just BURN?
Feel free to flame me, even though I told ALLEN LOVERS not to read it. Thank you. -Sniperwolf
IF YOU LIKE ALLEN, DO NOT READ THIS STORY! I HAVE WARNED YOU! ALLEN LOVERS TURN AWAY! But knowing people, they are going to read it anyway. This isn't really good, but it is my first humor poem so don't be mean.
Oh god,
Here he comes.
With his blinding hair,
And girly underwear,
He makes me want to puke.
With his stupid hair,
And clueless medieval wear,
Why can't someone like him just die?
He leads on with a 15 year old,
Got a kid over in Freid.
Make up your mind,
He knows it,
You know it,
The man is just a blob.
Clogs story line,
Clogs life and lines,
He sits there and stares,
Wondering what Hitomi would look like,
In her underwear.
The man is a joke,
You want to choke.
He's boring,
He's over.
Allen isn't even a man.
With his stupid hair,
And clueless medieval wear,
Why can't he just BURN?
Feel free to flame me, even though I told ALLEN LOVERS not to read it. Thank you. -Sniperwolf