THE HYPER POTHEAD DIARIES
HARRY Entry #1:
Just got sorted. Woohoo! Albus walked in while I wuz dancing my happy dance. Told him to go away and come back when I was more "excited"…
I wonder if anyone wonders why I'm so "popular" with the teachers?
No, I'm a very good actor.
Wait-am I?
HERMIONE:
Met new friends today: Harry and Ron. They're nice, I suppose. Prof. Dumbledore is AWFULLY nice to Harry. Could he- NO.
Um, Harry's awfully hyper and Ron's quite temperamental, but they're quite cute in those sexy Hogwarts robes and their hot- oh God stop, Hermione!! (smacks herself in the head). Remember why you were expelled from old school…remember why…(starts reciting) sleeping with people does not make anything better…sleeping wit- o gosh I need sex- NO!! pie multiplied by 64 = 3.927. Yes. And 410 multiplied by 10 to the power of 7 is 4100000000. Yes. Yes. Okay just keep thinking of work…
RON:
Okay I finally met the Great Harry Potter. He's alright I suppose, only he's very hyper. Hermione's nice. He's really smart and her teeth are so big but she kept looking at me and Ron and licking her lips and then she'd smack her head and say some math thing like 10 billion multiplied by something else is 4. Weird…
Also there's this kid Malfoy and he makes me feel very…erm…(blushes) angry. Yes that's right, angry…(coughs) Um, well, I'll be off. (runs away)
A/N: That's all for now!!!! You'd better review or we'll kill you! We need at least 1 review and then we'll put up ENTRY 2 and then we'll increase the number of reviews we need, depending on how many we get!!! ::evil grin:: bwa hahaha