By: Rika & animeluverthatiam
Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue. No money. Rika just likes to glomp Tamahome.
*the Fushigi Yuugi opening theme "Itooshii Hito no Tame ni" starts playing*
*animeluverthatiam & Rika come walking in like you see on "The View", waving at the audience while they applaud loudly*
*opening theme stops, show starts after APPLAUD light turns off*
animeluverthatiam: Welcome again everyone to "Ask the Anime Stars: Fushigi Yuugi Version!" This is our second episode and thanks for reviewing! Keep sending us your questions about Fushigi Yuugi, or about your wonderful hosts! Well, anyhoo, on to the questions.
Rika: animeluverthatiam-chan, where's the mic? I thought I put it right here a minute ago...*looks over at Tasuki*
Tasuki: Holy *bleep*! How do ya work this thing??? *examines the mic* *taps the mic*
Rika: Tasuki! Would you stop it?! You're hurting everyone's ears! *everybody covers ears*
animeluverthatiam: *walks over to Tasuki and grabs the mic and hands it to Rika* Here ya go, Rika-chan.
Rika: Arigatou! Somebody strap Tasuki to a chair! The next ten questions are from Luminaglow. *hands the mic to Luminaglow*
Luminaglow: Tasuki, are you gay?
Tasuki: *starts boiling up with anger* What the *bleep*? I'm not gay! How th' hell would you think that way? Dammit, just because I hate women doesn't mean that I'm gay. *starts to get out of seat* Damn straps! Just so ya know, I used ta live with a bunch o' women. I'm th' only boy in my family, besides my old man. My sisters always tormented me so I got sick of 'em and left to live with th' bandits over at Mt. Leikaku. And also cuz o' my ma.
Rika: What about your mom?
Tasuki: Aw...c'mon, Rika, don'tcha already know???
Rika: *halo suddenly appears & suddenly looks innocent* I think it must've slipped my mind. Can you tell me again?
Tasuki: *looks around* Aw...is everyone dying ta know? ... She *starts mumbling* ...
Rika: What? Tasuki, we can't hear you.
Tasuki: She...uh...*starts to speak at a low volume* nearly suffocated me while breastfeeding me.
Everybody: *tries to hide laughter*
Rika: Oh! Now I remember...hehe, sorry Tasuki.
Tasuki: Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
animeluverthatiam: Rika-chan, you are too evil.
Rika: Me? Evil? *points at the halo* *grins*
animeluverthatiam: Oh my gosh! *gasp*
Rika: What? What?
animeluverthatiam: Your halo's disappearing!
Rika: Oh well. I could always replace it with another one. *grins* Moving on...
Luminaglow: What's your IQ, Chiriko?
Chiriko: IQ? It is about as high as this Einstein's I am reading about. *continues reading book* Interesting, he...*starts telling everybody about all the things Einstein did*
Everybody: *sweatdrop*
Rika: Uh...next question!
Luminaglow: Hotohori, you look FABULOUS! What hair products do you use on yourself?
Hotohori: Only a mere fabulous? I believe amazingly beautiful is more appropriate. Afterall, I am the emperor of Konan, so I must look this beautiful all the time. I am naturally born with this beauty that surpasses all. I do not use hair products. *grins with a sparkle in his tooth*
animeluverthatiam: LIAR! I saw a bottle of got2b hairspray in your dressing room!!! I also saw a whole line of Paul Mitchell products!! Not to mention the Herbal Essences Natural Volume Root Volumizer!!!
Hotohori: I am a man of importance. Companies like Paul Mitchell and Herbal Essences need people like me to promote their products.
Rika: What were you doing in his dressing room? And your highness, would you mind if I have some of those products???
animeluverthatiam: *whistles* *slowly moves out of sight*
Hotohori: Yes you may. But you will never become as beautiful as I am.
Rika: Of course I know that! No other beauty surpasses yours!
Hotohori: *gets teary* You are an incredible child! We shall talk after the show!
animeluverthatiam: *comes back when the close is clear* *cough*Kiss-up*cough*
Luminaglow: Can I steal a prop? *walks over to Mitsukake and tries to drag him away*
Mitsukake: I'm flattered but I don't think you'll be able to drag me away.
Rika: You...can...have...*looks around* a lock of Mitsukake's hair. Sorry, but Mitsukake has to stay here. He has a contract to complete, alone with the rest of the cast. *grins* But when the show's over, we'll see what we can do.
Luminaglow: How DOES Chichiri's hair go straight like that???
Chichiri: I use this no da! *brings out his bottle of "Extra Strength Hair Gel" and holds it up* Da..*turns SD*
Rika: *holds animeluverthatiam-chan back*
Chichiri: Arigatou Rika-san. First, I take some of this gel and just run it up through my hair no da.
Audience: Oooh....ahh....
Luminaglow: Miaka, why are you just standing there when you have a perfectly good chair underneath to throw?!
Miaka: *pops a vein* You see...we all signed a contract with Rika and animeluverthatiam. My contract was a little bit different. It said "You cannot inflict any damage or injury upon the wonderful Rika-chan. Failure to do so will cause you to be kicked off the show and be away from Tamahome." I didn't know that until after I signed it. *left eyebrow twitches*
Rika: I was given the opportunity of writing the contracts ^_^
Luminaglow: *sweatdrop* Anyway, how come even when the Suzaku Seishi are from ancient China, they always have perfectly straight teeth and have no toothpaste?
Nuriko: We're stars.
Rika: Well, you guys are constellations...
Nuriko: NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN! *puts on Ray-ban sunglasses* Rika: Oooh...I get it. Duh, I'm a bit slow
Nuriko: We don't have perfectly straight teeth. If you look at us from a closer point of view, our teeth aren't 100% straight. If you look closely at Tasuki's right fang *grabs Tasuki and opens his mouth wide open* you'll see that it sits at a 70 degree angle.
Tasuki: That hurts dammit!! Do ya know how strong yer are???
Nuriko: *giggles* Gomen nasai.
Luminaglow: What's Mitsukake's number?
Mitsukake: Number? What number? Are you talking about the number of my age?
animeluverthatiam: She's talking about your PHONE number.
Mitsukake: Phone? Who or what's a phone? What absurdities are you talking about?
Rika, animeluverthatiam, Luminaglow, Miaka: *sweatdrop*
Luminaglow: Can I be on the show?
animeluverthatiam: Due to certain circumstances, we're only allowed to have two hosts. You can be a regular on the show, but other than that, WE'RE SORRY! Four Gods TV says that they can't afford another host.
Rika: Thank you Luminaglow for submitting your questions to us. We're truly grateful! The next question comes from Luminaglow's friend.
Luminaglow's friend: Tasuki, why are you afraid of water?
Tasuki: Dammit! Why am I always put on th' spot? I was born under th' mountains. I'm not afraid o' all water. I'm just afraid o' lots of 'em. And I can't swim so if ya can't swim, then yer probably gonna be 'fraid o' water.
animeluverthatiam: Golden-Sephy aka Re asks...
Golden-Sephy: Will Tasuki go on a date with me? We'll have LOTS of sake.
Tasuki: I'll go only fer th' sake. I don't do dates. Who's gonna miss out on free sake? *grins with his fangs showing*
Rika: Tasuki, don't get drunk now. We'll need you for the show. And Re, don't get Tasuki drunk. Our next question is from Chibi Leelee Milo. What a cute name!
Chibi Leelee Milo: These are my questions: Nuriko, what type of shampoo/conditioner do you use on your hair? 'Cos it's always gorgeous.
Hotohori, did you have feelings for Nuriko stronger than just friendship? You married a woman that looks almost exactly like him, so I wonder.
Tamahome, did anything happen on those two dates with Golden-Sephy that Miaka might want to know about? Just wondering.
Tasuki, why do you let Nuriko hit you around all of the time? Why not just "Rekka Shinen" him? Tama recovers from that every time, why wouldn't Nuriko? No offense to Nuriko, of course, I'm just wondering.
Nuriko: I use Herbal Essences, of course. Thanks for the compliment sweetie *wink* A wonderful "woman" like me's gotta have gorgeous hair if she's gonna try to steal the heart of a certain emperor. *looks over at Hotohori*
Hotohori: Nuriko, why are you staring at me like that?
Nuriko: *giggles*
Hotohori: Of course!
Nuriko: Hotohori?! *eyes begin to sparkle*
Hotohori: I feel that he's a great warrior! Of course, he cannot surpass me. *grins* Do you mean Houki? No wonder she looked familiar.
Tasuki: Nuriko's stronger than me. He'll just break m'arm before I grab m'tessen.
Rika: Haha! Tasuki's afraid of Nuriko! Tasuki's afraid of Nuriko!!!! *runs around yelling "Tasuki's afraid of Nuriko!"*
animeluverthatiam: Rika-chan! Behave yourself!
Rika: Gomen nasai! It's the coffee. ^_^
animeluverthatiam: That's all we have for today. Keep reviewing to keep our show alive! By the way, don't forget to check out "Ask the Kenshin-gumi" by yours truly. Sayonara!
Rika & FY cast: Sayonara!
*ending theme plays*